Is it just me, or are white Americans getting worse and worse at.....

[UNT Eagles 2016]

... naming their own children?


I never thought I'd live to see the day where regular looking white kids with laughably goofy names like "Shiloh", "Abcde", "Espn", "Rover", "Asia", all the dumb hybrid names, the abuse of -lyn/-lynn, apostrophes and hyphens in names... when is this going to stop?

http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse

http://gawker.com/5967948/2012s-definitive-list-of-unusual-baby-names-will-destroy-your-soul

[Avante]

I do like these black names.

Hiawatha Francisco...ND footballer
Elvis Peacock....Oklahoma/Rams footballer
Ivory Crockett...So Illinois sprinter
Ocie Early...COS sprinter
Houston McTear..SMCC sprinter
Haven Moses...SDS/Broncos footballer
Usain Bolt...Jamaican sprinter
Fair Hooker....ASU/Browns footballer
Mackinley Dillingham...COS footballer
Huelon Hewritt....Merced JC long jumper
Orenthal James Simpson....USC/Bills footballer
Handsome Wearing...Villanova hurdler
Elijah Jefferson...Arizona sprinter
Israel Lang...Utah/Eagles footballer
Cyril Pinder....Illinois/Eagles footballer
Ebanizar Edmonds...SJDelta sprinter
Aki Bradley...Mississippi St sprinter
Theolonious Bush...Texas Southern sprinter
Savante Stringfellow...Mississippi long jumper
Norbert Payton...WSU long jumper/sprinter
Napolean Kaufman...Wash/Raiders footballer
Tyrone Whatley....COS footballer
J' Warren Hooker...Wash sprinter
Xavier Carter...LSU sprinter
Prentice Gautt.....Oklahoma/Cards footballer
Lemon King....Cal sprinter
Harrison Jackson....UTEP sprinter
Emerson Boozer...MES/Jets footballer

[Silver&Black]

OP has spoken.

Now White Americans will drastically improve their naming of children.

[DJR210]

I do like these black names.

Hiawatha Francisco...ND footballer
Elvis Peacock....Oklahoma/Rams footballer
Ivory Crockett...So Illinois sprinter
Ocie Early...COS sprinter
Houston McTear..SMCC sprinter
Haven Moses...SDS/Broncos footballer
Usain Bolt...Jamaican sprinter
Fair Hooker....ASU/Browns footballer
Mackinley Dillingham...COS footballer
Huelon Hewritt....Merced JC long jumper
Orenthal James Simpson....USC/Bills footballer
Handsome Wearing...Villanova hurdler
Elijah Jefferson...Arizona sprinter
Israel Lang...Utah/Eagles footballer
Cyril Pinder....Illinois/Eagles footballer
Ebanizar Edmonds...SJDelta sprinter
Aki Bradley...Mississippi St sprinter
Theolonious Bush...Texas Southern sprinter
Savante Stringfellow...Mississippi long jumper
Norbert Payton...WSU long jumper/sprinter
Napolean Kaufman...Wash/Raiders footballer
Tyrone Whatley....COS footballer
J' Warren Hooker...Wash sprinter
Xavier Carter...LSU sprinter
Prentice Gautt.....Oklahoma/Cards footballer
Lemon King....Cal sprinter
Harrison Jackson....UTEP sprinter
Emerson Boozer...MES/Jets footballer

Fuck! You're still alive..

[DJR210]

:lol whites getting worse at naming their kids, blacks getting worse at taking care of them..

http://abc13.com/news/dad-looking-for-kids-left-home-alone-when-toddler-died/1091992/

http://ht.cdn.turner.com/cnn/big/us/van/ns-acc/2015/11/17/SE-030TU_CNNA-ST1-100000000302bfd3-1280x720_3000k-1-thumb.jpg

[Avante]

Fuck! You're still alive..

translation

That was cool Avante, how about some more?


No problem dinky dick, here ya go.


Pervis Atkins...New Mexico/Rams footballer
Gloster Richardson....Jackson St/Chiefs footballer
Alonzo Jennings...SACCC spriniter
Yohan Blake...Jamaican sprinter
Asafa Powell...Jamaican sprinter
Haseley Crawford...Trinidad sprinter
Eulace Peacock....Temple sprinter
Jeremiah Wheeler....Fresno St sprinter
Othello Thompson...FCC sprinter
Zeak Williams...Baylor sprinter
Demario Wesley....TCU sprinter
Javid Best...Cal/Lions footballer

Want more little man?

[Avante]

I grew up around blacks, the first thing ya notice is how much looser they are both mentally and physically. Not as uptight as us white folks, don't worry as much. Then ya have that rhytmn.

Anyone ever seen a white boxer fast on his feet?

Thank God for the black man, I'd sure miss them blues, sub 9.90 100m and this.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ms_37TWBI

[Othyus Lalanne]

... naming their own children?


I never thought I'd live to see the day where regular looking white kids with laughably goofy names like "Shiloh", "Abcde", "Espn", "Rover", "Asia", all the dumb hybrid names, the abuse of -lyn/-lynn, apostrophes and hyphens in names... when is this going to stop?

http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse

http://gawker.com/5967948/2012s-definitive-list-of-unusual-baby-names-will-destroy-your-soul

Deadspin is owned by Gawker. Make your conclusion from there.

[Xevious]

I've never seen/heard/read any children with the names listed in the OP.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Most of those black names are dumb, too... if you're going to give your kid a French name give him/her a legit French name:

Antoine/Antoinette
Michel/Michelle/Micheline
Daniele/Danielle
Estelle/Erelle
Andre/Deandre/Deandra
Gabriele/Gabrielle
Jean/Jacques
Monique, Veronique

etc.. Are all valid French names. The le- and de- prefixes are even valid in certain situations, but most definitely not to the extent that American blacks tend to abuse them. For instance, Lesean or Desean might be valid (*unless you're Chip Kelly*) but LeShawndre or DeShawndra are not. The -sha and -qua suffixes are pretty much exclusively Ameri-ebonic rather than French, too. It's almost as if they're trying to fuse French, Arabic, and gibberish. I mean, what kind of name is "Jalisha"? The girl named that told her friend her parents named her that because her dad was named "JaMichael" and mom was "Alisha". Since when do people fuse opposite gender names like that? :lol

[Xevious]

The Aiden names drive me insane. Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Kayden, etc. There are three of these kids in every classroom.

[Pauly D]

The Aiden names drive me insane. Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Kayden, etc. There are three of these kids in every classroom.

YEEEEEEEEES!!!! Are you me?!

With that said, blacks take the cake for stupid names. As pretentious and annoying as some of these common modern white names are, at least you can pronounce them on first try

[hater]

The Aiden names drive me insane. Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Kayden, etc. There are three of these kids in every classroom.

Haha. Was thinking this. Poor little faggots

[benefactor]

Eh...blacks still have the market cornered with their 17 letter names with an apostrophe in the middle.

[SpursforSix]

translation

That was cool Avante, how about some more?


No problem dinky dick, here ya go.


Pervis Atkins...New Mexico/Rams footballer
Gloster Richardson....Jackson St/Chiefs footballer
Alonzo Jennings...SACCC spriniter
Yohan Blake...Jamaican sprinter
Asafa Powell...Jamaican sprinter
Haseley Crawford...Trinidad sprinter
Eulace Peacock....Temple sprinter
Jeremiah Wheeler....Fresno St sprinter
Othello Thompson...FCC sprinter
Zeak Williams...Baylor sprinter
Demario Wesley....TCU sprinter
Javid Best...Cal/Lions footballer

Want more little man?

Jarvis Redwine

[Dirk Oneanddoneski]

Dis lil nigga is realer than real deal Holyfield

http://i.imgur.com/VpAsYxl.png

[DJR210]

The Aiden names drive me insane. Aiden, Brayden, Jayden, Kayden, etc. There are three of these kids in every classroom.

This. Fucking annoying. The name kids off Google list generation.

[Wild Cobra]

... naming their own children?


I never thought I'd live to see the day where regular looking white kids with laughably goofy names like "Shiloh", "Abcde", "Espn", "Rover", "Asia", all the dumb hybrid names, the abuse of -lyn/-lynn, apostrophes and hyphens in names... when is this going to stop?

http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse

http://gawker.com/5967948/2012s-definitive-list-of-unusual-baby-names-will-destroy-your-soul

Why all these racist threads?

[SpursforSix]

This. Fucking annoying. The name kids off Google list generation.

I think parents find a name they like and then exchange their first initial for whatever it was originally.

[Blake]

Why all these racist threads?

Says dude that's afraid of black surgeons

[SpursforSix]

Says dude that's afraid of black surgeons

your name in Chinese is "Brake".

[Avante]

How about them black nicknames?

Jesse "The Ebony Antelope" Owens
DeAnthony "The Black Momba" Thomas
Black Boy Shine...blues piano
Black Ivory King...blues piano
"Hambone" Willie Newbern...blues
George "Little Chocolate" Dixon...boxer
Kid Chocolate...boxer
Little Brother Montgomery...blues piano
Sparkplug Smith...blues
Kid Stormy Weather..blues
Peanut the Kidnapper...blues
Howlin' Wolf...blues
Muddy Waters...blues
Pink Anderson....blues
Smokey Hogg....blues
Babe Stovall...blues
Hogman Maxey...blues
"The Brown Bomber" Joe Louis...boxer
Sugar Ray Robinson
Kid Gavilan...boxer
Christian "The Nigerian Nightmare" Okoye...Azusa Pacific/Chiefs football
Tiger Flowers...boxer
Rufus "The Roadrunner" Ferguson...Wisconsin footballer
"Squirmin' " Sherrman Lewis...Michigan footballer

[SpursforSix]

How about them black nicknames?

Jesse "The Ebony Antelope" Owens
DeAnthony "The Black Momba" Thomas
Black Boy Shine...blues piano
Black Ivory King...blues piano
"Hambone" Willie Newbern...blues
George "Little Chocolate" Dixon...boxer
Kid Chocolate...boxer
Little Brother Montgomery...blues piano
Sparkplug Smith...blues
Kid Stormy Weather..blues
Peanut the Kidnapper...blues
Howlin' Wolf...blues
Muddy Waters...blues
Pink Anderson....blues
Smokey Hogg....blues
Babe Stovall...blues
Hogman Maxey...blues
"The Brown Bomber" Joe Louis...boxer
Sugar Ray Robinson
Kid Gavilan...boxer
Christian "The Nigerian Nightmare" Okoye...Azusa Pacific/Chiefs football
Tiger Flowers...boxer
Rufus "The Roadrunner" Ferguson...Wisconsin footballer
"Squirmin' " Sherrman Lewis...Michigan footballer

I love any list with the Kidnapper on it.

[spurraider21]

http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu173/fspot27/ledasha.jpg

[DJR210]

http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu173/fspot27/ledasha.jpg

:lol

[Will Hunting]

Dis lil nigga is realer than real deal Holyfield

http://i.imgur.com/VpAsYxl.png

http://www.egotripland.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/airwrecka-mcbride1.jpg

[Will Hunting]

http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu173/fspot27/ledasha.jpg

I was kinda sad when I found this out since I cracked up for a solid 10 minutes the first time I saw ^, but this story has pretty much been confirmed false.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

I read somewhere about a year ago that's actually illegal to legally name your kid something that is infeasible and impossible to pronounce given the 26 letter alphabet, with a few common additions such as the German ß, Spanish ñ and French ç. Realistically, the parents would have to name her "Ledasha" and try to get people (like teachers) to agree to accept her writing her name as "Le–a" for short. But why name her Ledasha anyways, instead of something really pretty?

[Avante]

How about Willie?

Ya know...

Willie Thrower...NFL QB
Blind Willie Walker..bluesman
Willie Dearion...Prairie View sprinter
Willie Polk...Texas Southern sprinter
Blind Willie Reynolds...bluesman
Willie Gault...Tennessee/Bears footballer
Willie Davenport...Southern U hurdler
Willie Wood...USC/Packers footballer
Blind Willie McTell...bluesman
Willie Richardson...Jackson St/Colts footballer
Willie Deckard...USC sprinter
Willie Mays...baseballer
Willie Stargell...baseballer
Willie Davis...baseballer
Willie Brown...Grambling/Raiders footballer
Willie Brown...bluesman
"Hambone" Willie Newbern...bluesman
Willie Smith..Auburn sprinter
Willie Dixon...bluesman
Willie Steele...SDS long jumper
Willie Baker..bluesman
Willie Reed...bluersman

[Will Hunting]

I read somewhere about a year ago that's actually illegal to legally name your kid something that is infeasible and impossible to pronounce given the 26 letter alphabet, with a few common additions such as the German ß, Spanish ñ and French ç. Realistically, the parents would have to name her "Ledasha" and try to get people (like teachers) to agree to accept her writing her name as "Le–a" for short. But why name her Ledasha anyways, instead of something really pretty?

It's not a true story, totally made up (it's still hilarious though).

[Aztecfan03]

How about Willie?

Ya know...

Willie Thrower...NFL QB
Blind Willie Walker..bluesman
Willie Dearion...Prairie View sprinter
Willie Polk...Texas Southern sprinter
Blind Willie Reynolds...bluesman
Willie Gault...Tennessee/Bears footballer
Willie Davenport...Southern U hurdler
Willie Wood...USC/Packers footballer
Blind Willie McTell...bluesman
Willie Richardson...Jackson St/Colts footballer
Willie Deckard...USC sprinter
Willie Mays...baseballer
Willie Stargell...baseballer
Willie Davis...baseballer
Willie Brown...Grambling/Raiders footballer
Willie Brown...bluesman
"Hambone" Willie Newbern...bluesman
Willie Smith..Auburn sprinter
Willie Dixon...bluesman
Willie Steele...SDS long jumper
Willie Baker..bluesman
Willie Reed...bluersman

Yes, you like willies. we get it. but keep it to yourself and not little children, pervert.

[Avante]

Yes, you like willies. we get it. but keep it to yourself and not little children, pervert.

You really this stupid dude, little children hustling drinks in bars, hahaha!!!!!!! Just how damn dumb are you?

ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoi blow a sick fucking pedo totally away. Now what about that don't you get?

[~O~]

Actually some of those black names (not the stupid ones mentioned in photos) by avante are excellent. Those are mid 1900's black names.

Ivory,
Houston
Fair
Huelon
Elijah
Cyril
Aki
Theolonious
Savante
Xavier
Emerson
Othello

Once again, those are mid and late 1990's names when culturally brown skin humans of America weren't unnecessarily and honestly...stupidly over creative with their names. None cultural African Americans name their children way better than that. The ones that go to college and have a career that is. I know that by experience.