If the Spurs were the government

[SpursforSix]

Pop - President
Duncan - Department of Defense
Manu- Ambassador to Argentina
Mills - Ambassador to Australia
Leonard - Head of U.S. Census Bureau
Diaw - Ambassador to France
Green - U.S. Secretary of State
Simmons - Supreme Court Justice

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Parker = the TSA on 9/11

[lefty]

Parker = the TSA on 9/11
:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Parker = the TSA on 9/11The TSA was formed on 11/19.

[jhfenton]

The TSA was formed on 11/19.

Because pointless gestures are best after the fact.

[DeRozan m8]

Either way...he wasn't there when it mattered

[SupremeGuy]

Parker = the TSA on 9/11:lol

[ChumpDumper]

Either way...he wasn't there when it matteredExcept when he was.

Seriously, you guys are deranged.

[SpursforSix]

Can you all NOT shit up another thread??

[DeRozan m8]

Mate...if we didn't shit the thread up you'd literally have no replies.

You're welcome.

[ChumpDumper]

Can you all NOT shit up another thread??That's rich.

Stay banned.

[RD2191]

Parker = the TSA on 9/11
:lol

[houston spurs fan]

Parker = the TSA on 9/11
Huh? Bad joke dude, on several levels.

[ChumpDumper]

Huh? Bad joke dude, on several levels.He's just trying to fit in with the krew.

[houston spurs fan]

He's just trying to fit in with the krew.
Maybe. But this guy proclaims a business degree with a $90K salary (which is really, really sad that he put that on Spurstalk). And, doesn't realize what/who TSA is? Trying to be funny too hard...

[ChumpDumper]

Maybe. But this guy proclaims a business degree with a $90K salary (which is really, really sad that he put that on Spurstalk). And, doesn't realize what/who TSA is? Trying to be funny too hard...He said all that?

Man, he is trying hard.

[houston spurs fan]

He said all that?

Man, he is trying hard.
Actual quote:
"I'm looking at working for IBM in Massachusetts next spring for ~$90k. Too bad I missed most of the Brady era and I'm going to be stuck supporting a mediocre iteration of the Celtics."

Dude is going to be a Celtics fan. That's what this site's open enrollment has done.

[ChumpDumper]

Actual quote:
"I'm looking at working for IBM in Massachusetts next spring for ~$90k. Too bad I missed most of the Brady era and I'm going to be stuck supporting a mediocre iteration of the Celtics."

Dude is going to be a Celtics fan. That's what this site's open enrollment has done.He's genuinely disappointed he can't be a frontrunner.

[houston spurs fan]

He's genuinely disappointed he can't be a frontrunner.
Probably had a hard on for the Heat until they lost LeBron.

[ChumpDumper]

Probably had a hard on for the Heat until they lost LeBron.Was I supposed to become a lakerfan when I moved to SoCal for work?

Damn, I could have enjoyed all those championships.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Probably had a hard on for the Heat until they lost LeBron.
My old account guitardude27 actually was formally changed to "Miami Heat" after I said such bad things about the Spurs after one of their playoff exits (2011 I believe)... :lmao

[HI-FI]

That's rich.

Stay banned.
Did you just snitch to Kori per par?

[ChumpDumper]

Did you just snitch to Kori per par?When are you saying I snitched, specifically?

[houston spurs fan]

My old account guitardude27 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23174) actually was formally changed to "Miami Heat" after I said such bad things about the Spurs after one of their playoff exits (2011 I believe)... :lmao
Figures.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Was I supposed to become a lakerfan when I moved to SoCal for work?

Damn, I could have enjoyed all those championships.
clipper fan tbh.

[ChumpDumper]

clipper fan tbh.I enjoyed watching Lawler and Walton, but my fandom doesn't change with my address.

[HI-FI]

When are you saying I snitched, specifically?
what did you mean by Stay Banned?

[ddjeffries]

How is Green not Secretary of the Treasury?

[tholdren]

Heat just beat the Thunder

[Fireball]

nice off-season thread tbh

[ChumpDumper]

what did you mean by Stay Banned?His other screen name was specifically banned from the Spurs forum.

[HI-FI]

His other screen name was specifically banned from the Spurs forum.
Ok. I just thought you were given mod powers again.