Kobe: No Gifts Please

[DMC]

KOBE: NO RETIREMENT GIFTS, PLEASEIt may be his farewell tour in the NBA, but Kobe Bryant wants to focus on the games. The Lakers star has requested that opposing teams do not honor him with retirement

gifts or on-court ceremonies during his final season, a team spokesman confirmed Friday.

:lmao

[ColinB]

Can't beat what Shaq and Gasol gifted him years ago anyway.

[SpursIndonesia]

Can't beat what Shaq and Gasol gifted him years ago anyway.

:tu

[pgardn]

Apparently Scott was THE FIRST to learn of Kobe's retirement.


These presents, these pure moments of intimacy certain people are gifted by Kobe, are the acute moments in the history of the NBA.

I know my bowel moved when the truth was released. The moment was real, and stinky.

[Splits]

We should think of things each team could get Kobe as a parting gift. I'll start.

The Nuggets could get Faber and let him finish on her face at half court, just like he asked for.

[Buddy Mignon]

We should think of things each team could get Kobe as a parting gift. I'll start.

The Nuggets could get Faber and let him finish on her face at half court, just like he asked for.

You all should pool your pennies and buy Jim stock in Kobe's company... LOL!!!

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You all should pool your pennies and buy Jim stock in Kobe's company... LOL!!!
:lol 6th seed

[jeebus]

Faggot attention whore couldn't wait until January when he blows out his knee again to announce his retirement. Of course he wants gifts, a free pass for shooting 35 footers, and as much attention as he can get.

[DMC]

The Knicks could get him a signed Porzingus pic.

The Spurs could get him a ticket to the game to see what team basketball looks like.

The Nuggets could get him a shower curtain so he can feel more comfortable shooting blanks from half court.