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Koolaid_Man
12-06-2015, 02:44 PM
All favoritism aside Kobe would wreck shop on dude...why?

Start with the fundamental skills...all basketball is jumped from center court...Duncan because he is taller might tip the ball but because Kobe is much faster he would get to the loose ball...

What happens next would be hilarious...because Duncan cant hold a 2 guard Kobe would score at will on every basket driving to the paint...lets for shits and giggles say that Duncan actually gets the ball on a jump ball or from a missed Kobe jumper....

The question is what does he do next?

Since he can't dribble no more than 3 or 4 dribbles with ball pressure he would not even be able to get to the free throw line to start his post up moves...:lol

Kobe would pressure the ball from the moment he has it resulting in Duncan picking up his dribble and once he does that its over...he would be forced to play that way the entire game...this goes back to my thesis of why big men aren't as good as 2 guards because big men either need picks and screens or Like Duncan they run to their spot on the court and wait for ball delivery from a teammate...

Without having someone throw him the ball underneath the basket...simply means Kobe wins 10 out of 10 times tbh....

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12-06-2015, 03:06 PM
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TheSullyMonster
12-06-2015, 04:10 PM
0/10 trolling, kool.

If I was a better man I'd hunt down a gif of 'I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

DAF86
12-06-2015, 04:31 PM
Boiled down:::

Duncan: 28

Tired old shit bag soon to be retired Kobe: 21

Tee, hee.

dgspursforlife
12-06-2015, 06:19 PM
damn kool you really like getting shit on, do you?