Wtf gastroenteritis?

[raybies]

Kawhi out tonight

[raybies]

https://twitter.com/spurs/status/673978963270590464

[.G.]

Maaaan, that's sum bulshit up on da downstrole

[Robz4000]

They're just resting him. He's looked pretty gassed the last few games (even tho he made all those threes against Memphis). Called this after the Boston game.

[SAGirl]

CIA POP?
First it was the 76ers game he had a respiratory infection, now a stomach virus?

:pop: Pop just wants to see minutes for Anderson and Simmons?

[Raven]

good, we'll see more anderson

[in2deep]

medical word for the shits

[Spurtacular]

It means that the Spurs didn't want to put DNP Rest in the official box score.

[RD2191]

Chorro

[kaji157]

Wow, Kawhi has been having the most unorthodox diseases these last two years.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/108/347/notlupus.png

[Budkin]

Got the Aztech Shits!

[DJR210]

Chorro

:lol

DNP - Chorro

[SPURt]

Michael Jordan would've worn a diaper

[loveforthegame]

Pop buying rest for Leonard is all. He'll be back Wednesday. No biggie.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Michael Jordan would've worn a diaper
& Kobe would have shit himself.


tee, hee.

[RD2191]

:lol

DNP - Chorro

:lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Faking injuries/sickness to excuse his shit play. MVParker would never do shit like that

[benefactor]

Non-issue

[8FOR!3]

Funny thing is we could start McCallum/Simmons/Anderson/Butler/Boban and still beat the 76ers :lol

[D_Admiral]

Come on get down with the sickness

[BatManu20]

It means he ate some bad Mexican and now his butt-hole is leaking like Niagara Falls. Should still beat this team handedly. No excuses, other guys gotta step up.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Funny thing is we could start McCallum/Simmons/Anderson/Butler/Boban and still beat the 76ers :lol

dump it to boban... easy deuce every time, and/or free throw(s)

[SsKSpurs21]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/2aa7701a3ee48c0cdbefd2ddf21589d9/tumblr_mxk3shbKwL1rm4mpho1_500.png

[8FOR!3]

dump it to boban... easy deuce every time, and/or free throw(s)

Okafor can't guard him, if he's even playing.

[PrimeMinister]

It's flu season, we're playing probably the worst team in the league and he needs rest.

/thread.

[spursistan]

I assume Pop resting him..yeah coincidence he is out both 76ers games with some bullshit illness :lol

[Mr Bones]

Thanks, Obama.

[TXstbobcat]

Sounds like an illness you get from drinking tap water in Mexico

[TrainOfThought5]

Funny thing is we could start McCallum/Simmons/Anderson/Butler/Boban and still beat the 76ers :lol

That Simmons - Anderson - Boban connection is real!

[TXstbobcat]

Surprised the Leonard crew isn't finding a way to blame this on Parker.

[SpursforSix]

g3WLAGzGNA4

[Silver&Black]

Surprised the Leonard crew isn't finding a way to blame this on Parker.

enough time hasn't passed yet....

Be patient young grasshopper.

[SpurPadre]

Just Pop trying to help out Brown.

[loveforthegame]

Duncan out too. Rest.

[bic50]

It's funny how anyone believes these things. Pop is obviously trying to rest leonard. I'm all for it , helps get other guys playing time.

[NameLess Scrub]

Is it true Okafor is out sick too?

Fortunately they don't play the the 76ers anymore. Kawhi might get chicken pox.

[Hoops Czar]

It's funny how anyone believes these things. Pop is obviously trying to rest leonard. I'm all for it , helps get other guys playing time.

If Pop was resting Leonard for rest, he would have come out and said it.

[FkLA]

Its the same BS Kobe used yesterday to excuse his 2 for 15 shooting. Kawhi was probably going to rest anyway and Pop just used that to make fun of Kobe. :lol

[dabom]

Surprised the Leonard crew isn't finding a way to blame this on Parker.


enough time hasn't passed yet....

Be patient young grasshopper.

Spurs don't need Kawhi for a Dleague team faggots. :lmao

[$pursDynasty]

Surprised the Leonard crew isn't finding a way to blame this on Parker.
:lmao

[spursistan]

The soft part of the schedule is about to end here with Philly/Lakers games.. Pop just buying a couple of days rest for key guys..i think Manu/TP might get their turn vs LA..

[SnakeBoy]

Guys, Kawhi has the shits. It happens...no need to make up secret Pop strategies or discuss further.

[TD 21]

Leonard just can't seem to go significant stretches without missing a game, which is one of the many reasons why they need to upgrade fourth wing.

I'm surprised Duncan is being rested though, particularly in light of Leonard not playing. I suspected Pop would try to play Duncan, Ginobili and to a lesser extent, Parker, as little as possible to secure the victory and wait until the Hawks game to sit Duncan and Ginobili.

[KL2]

Hopefully Simms gets a lot of burn. No need to play our mvp

[bic50]

If Pop was resting Leonard for rest, he would have come out and said it.

You might be right. Kawhi didn't look himself in the last game. Possibly caught something.

[SupremeGuy]

It makes sense. You could tell he wasn't feeling too good last game. Oh well. Get better, nigga. Hopefully LMA turns it up.

[benefactor]

Leonard just can't seem to go significant stretches without missing a game, which is one of the many reasons why they need to upgrade fourth wing.

It will give him three nights off before the Spurs play three in four nights which includes home/road back to back. He's fine. Quit your fucking whining.

[Ozballer]

This whole absence stinks:vomit::vomit:

[skulls138]

Yeah, its only a coincidence that hes sick during a road game playing the sorry Sixers...only a coincidence.

[emmo]

Those HEB bacon cheddar cheese balls will do that to you, tbh.

[Biernutz]

Plantar fasciitis is only used for the old guys.....

[Kool Bob Love]

Faking injuries/sickness to excuse his shit play. MVParker would never do shit like that

Soft ass mfer. No wonder he got bully by Matt Barnes.

[YGWHI]

Those HEB bacon cheddar cheese balls will do that to you, tbh.

:lmao :tu

[TheGreatYacht]

Soft ass mfer. No wonder he got bully by Matt Barnes.
Is this up there with "DNP - Dentist"? Tbh

[Kool Bob Love]

Is this up there with "DNP - Dentist"? Tbh

DNP- Bad hair day

[bbarry]

pop making up words

[TheGreatYacht]

DNP- Bad hair day
:rollin

[ceperez]

If Pop was resting Leonard for rest, he would have come out and said it.

And get fined???!

[Xevious]

Guys, Kawhi has the shits. It happens...no need to make up secret Pop strategies or discuss further.

This...

Gastroenteritis = diarrhea and/or vomiting
Upper respiratory infection = common cold

There's nothing strange or "unorthodox" about these things. People get sick occasionally. If they were playing a decent team, he might have dressed for either of these games. But they weren't, so he rested up. No big deal.

[RD2191]

DNP- Bad hair day


:rollin

You guys need to blow each other on your own time. Keep that faggot shit outta here.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

REALLY hoping Spurs play essentially a full squad against Toronto on Wednesday. I assume Duncan would've just stayed home if Pop wasn't going to play him on this road trip.

[jon123spurs]

DNP- Kawhi-rrhea

[100%duncan]

Michael Jordan would've worn a diaper

:lmao

[bic50]

You guys need to blow each other on your own time. Keep that faggot shit outta here.

:lol

[exstatic]

Gastroenteritis = Kawhi shitting on the NBA, nightly.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Hey krew... best win in franchise history came without both your hero and uncle Jim, what say you now? :p:

[Wildcat67]

Hey krew... best win in franchise history came without both your hero and uncle Jim, what say you now? :p:

The 76ers are terrible. Doesn't take a genius.

[bic50]

Gastroenteritis = Kawhi shitting on the NBA, nightly.

[BillMc]

:lol

DNP - Chorro

:lol

[InRareForm]

Stomach Flu is the non goods.

WOrst 12 hours I have felt imo.

[Aztecfan03]

medical word for the shits
Not necessarily. Whenever i've had the stomach flu, it's always vomiting and fever that is the problem.

[Aztecfan03]

Wow, Kawhi has been having the most unorthodox diseases these last two years.

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/108/347/notlupus.png

Unorthodox? Its just the medical term for the stomach flu. Pretty common.

[ceperez]

Unorthodox? Its just the medical term for the stomach flu. Pretty common.

Is it stomach flu or just an upset stomach?

[Beaverfuzz]

Stay away from chipotle.

[Obstructed_View]

Hey krew... best win in franchise history came without both your hero and uncle Jim, what say you now? :p:

Um, whut?

[spursistan]

REALLY hoping Spurs play essentially a full squad against Toronto on Wednesday. I assume Duncan would've just stayed home if Pop wasn't going to play him on this road trip.
They will..I mean why is it that Kawhi coincidentally pick up minor illnesses only vs these sixers :lol? In both cases, it was more rest thing than any stuff having him bedridden..I would be surprised if he doesn't suit up..

[Amuseddaysleeper]

They will..I mean why is it that Kawhi coincidentally pick up minor illnesses only vs these sixers :lol? In both cases, it was more rest thing than any stuff having him bedridden..I would be surprised if he doesn't suit up..

That's what I'm thinking. Plus in regards to Duncan/Ginobili why even bring them on this short road trip if they aren't going to play at all?

Will be at the game tomorrow :toast

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Um, whut?
51 points, best win in terms of largest blowout, certainly not in terms of significance.

[spursistan]

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[Amuseddaysleeper]

Damn

[spursistan]

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[I. Hustle]

Wasn't there someone that crapped their pants during a game?

I know a wrestler did it.

[james evans]

It means that the Spurs didn't want to put DNP Rest in the official box score.
yep. They are covering themselves . They haven't forgot that fine against Miami.

[apalisoc_9]

674338029943791617

:bang

75 games minimum for mvp

[RD2191]

Pinche chorro gacho

[I. Hustle]

http://deadspin.com/5656412/espn-the-mags-epic-tale-about-pro-athletes-who-poop-during-competition

[spursistan]

:bang

75 games minimum for mvp
still hoping this is rest thing, but it might not..Kawhi immune system is fucked up, tbh..

[TD 21]

:bang

75 games minimum for mvp

Unless Curry suffers a long term injury, MVP is a wrap. Even if/when he comes back down to earth some, he should be the unanimous winner and anyone who doesn't vote for him should have their vote revoked going forward.

[bic50]

He'll play.

[apalisoc_9]

Unless Curry suffers a long term injury, MVP is a wrap. Even if/when he comes back down to earth some, he should be the unanimous winner and anyone who doesn't vote for him should have their vote revoked going forward.

Agree 100%.

Just in case Curry gets injured

[Chingo Bling]

Dile a pinche Kawhi to come see me. I got that dude covered. Tengo el Bicks baporub. El pinche Esprite. Tequila. Lo que quieres. I even got manosas that will take care of him.

[RD2191]

Dile a pinche Kawhi to come see me. I got that dude covered. Tengo el Bicks baporub. El pinche Esprite. Tequila. Lo que quieres. I even got manosas that will take care of him.

:lol

[OrEmuN]

A quarter of the regular season only.

If Kawhi increases his production and shut down Curry in their matchup, it is still possible.


Unless Curry suffers a long term injury, MVP is a wrap. Even if/when he comes back down to earth some, he should be the unanimous winner and anyone who doesn't vote for him should have their vote revoked going forward.

[davidbowie]

havent had 3 day hershey squirts since my college days

[spursistan]

674634539013169152

he is a go apparently ...

[bic50]

Knew it

[SupremeGuy]

Someone warn the restroom staff/janitors at Air Canada that Kawhi is coming and it's not going to be pretty.

[TheDoctor]

Someone warn the restroom staff/janitors at Air Canada that Kawhi is coming and it's not going to be pretty.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/eb/83/19/eb8319527072542109110158c497ec28.gif