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Buddy Mignon
12-07-2015, 07:49 PM
Man... the Sage of ST is in need of some advice yall. I'm two months in on my beard growth and I've never gone past a week until now. My shit is full and think but just the other day my lil red headed milf told me my beard was rough on her inner thighs. I know some of you wear beards, so do you have any advice on how to soften my shit up?
I. Hustle
12-07-2015, 07:55 PM
Doesn't the curry you eat change it all kinds of colors?
Avante
12-08-2015, 01:33 AM
You shave the beard off tomorrow. Letting her know her wants/needs come way before a silly beard. Women gobble that sort of thing up.
spurraider21
12-08-2015, 02:00 AM
my gf doesn't mind the beard. hates it the worst 1-2 days after shaving when the stubble gets rough though
benefactor
12-08-2015, 07:12 AM
You shave the beard off tomorrow. Letting her know her wants/needs come way before a silly beard. Women gobble that sort of thing up.
Sort of like how you allow Jamal and Reginald to take care of Judy's wants/needs?
z0sa
12-08-2015, 07:19 AM
:lol inner thighs
lefty
12-08-2015, 09:06 AM
You shave the beard off tomorrow. Letting her know her wants/needs come way before a silly beard. Women gobble that sort of thing up.
lol beta
spurraider21
12-08-2015, 11:34 AM
lol beta
:lol
IronMaxipad
12-08-2015, 01:03 PM
Beard oil

http://www.amazon.com/Grave-Before-Shave-dropper-bottle/dp/B00KAJM2IO/ref=pd_sim_121_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=51p-Zi8IS5L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0GQ2J8HPJD0WJ8Q6XH2H
Trill Clinton
12-08-2015, 01:13 PM
Beard oil

http://www.amazon.com/Grave-Before-Shave-dropper-bottle/dp/B00KAJM2IO/ref=pd_sim_121_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=51p-Zi8IS5L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0GQ2J8HPJD0WJ8Q6XH2H

:toast
ColinB
12-08-2015, 01:24 PM
Grave Before Shave is good. Honestly, most of the ones on the market should do the trick. Gets pricey though and you are probably better off just making some. I prefer argan or coconut for my base and then you can screw around with other oils to add for scent.
leemajors
12-08-2015, 02:07 PM
Beard oil

http://www.amazon.com/Grave-Before-Shave-dropper-bottle/dp/B00KAJM2IO/ref=pd_sim_121_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=51p-Zi8IS5L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0GQ2J8HPJD0WJ8Q6XH2H

http://thebeardedbastard.com/products/woodsman-beard-oil

Coconut oil works great too. Good friend of mine with dreads and a beard to his stomach swears by jojoba oil as well.
Avante
12-08-2015, 02:42 PM
Sort of like how you allow Jamal and Reginald to take care of Judy's wants/needs?

Tha would be funny if we were sitting next to each other in our little desks in junior high.
SpursforSix
12-08-2015, 02:44 PM
Tha would be funny if we were sitting next to each other in our little desks in junior high.

I bet you have lots of fantasies where you're in junior high.
Avante
12-08-2015, 02:46 PM
her...baby, that beard....hmmm?
baby....your wish is my command, so how about meeting me right over there in about 10 minutes or less (pointing to the bed) as I go shave this shit off. we got a date?
her...I'm on my way.
DJR210
12-08-2015, 02:55 PM
You can't grow no beard, you gay cartoon watching mother fucker :lol
Avante
12-08-2015, 03:06 PM
You can't grow no beard, you gay cartoon watching mother fucker :lol

If ever I wish something were true that it's. I have it bad, if I plan on being clean shaven it's twice a day and I hate to shave. I used to go with the Van Dyke look, got tired of trying to cut it in so now go clean.
I. Hustle
12-08-2015, 03:25 PM
Tha would be funny if we were sitting next to each other in our little desks in junior high and you were wearing those knee high socks. You know the ones. Ooohhhh yeah! Now call me Mr. Avante and lick your lips. Yeah just like that.

uuummmmm
DMC
12-08-2015, 03:46 PM
You shave the beard off tomorrow. Letting her know her wants/needs come way before a silly beard. Women gobble that sort of thing up.
Plus 12 year old Asian girls don't know what the fuck it is when there's hair between their legs.
SpursforSix
12-08-2015, 03:48 PM
Plus 12 year old Asian girls don't know what the fuck it is when there's hair between their legs.


:lol:lmao:downspin::rollin:huddle::lmao:lol
DMC
12-08-2015, 03:49 PM
If you have pseudofolliculitis barbae, you probably should address that since that's what's causing the irritation to the 230lb "MILF" you snack on. Plus her thighs are likely too fat and she cannot spread her legs much.

Anyhow, if you're eating 2nd hand married pussy you're getting more protein than haunch.
Avante
12-08-2015, 05:04 PM
Plus 12 year old Asian girls don't know what the fuck it is when there's hair between their legs.

So ya walk into a Hong Kong bar and here comes a 12 year old girl..."buy me drink"....? You really this far gone little man?

So if that was the case, there ya sit with a little 12 year old girl with all your buddies staring at ya wondering what you''re doing with a little kid.

You really this dense?

Hey stupid, what was the drinking age over there? And ya do know those bars made their $$$$ selling booze.....right?

The stupidity so many of you show about this is amazing. Especially since we all know all of you would have done the exact same thing.
DMC
12-08-2015, 05:19 PM
So ya walk into a Hong Kong bar and here comes a 12 year old girl..."buy me drink"....? You really this far gone little man?

So if that was the case, there ya sit with a little 12 year old girl with all your buddies staring at ya wondering what you''re doing with a little kid.

You really this dense?

Hey stupid, what was the drinking age over there? And ya do know those bars made their $$$$ selling booze.....right?

The stupidity so many of you show about this is amazing. Especially since we all know all of you would have done the exact same thing.
I wouldn't know, I don't fuck kids.
Avante
12-08-2015, 07:28 PM
I wouldn't know, I don't fuck kids.

Why not actually read what I posted ok asshole? No sailor would be caught dead messing with kids, his buddies would do what everyone else does..you fucking pedo!!!!!!!!!!!

I like full grown women, and you had a choice of those ok dummy?
DMC
12-08-2015, 09:52 PM
Why not actually read what I posted ok asshole? No sailor would be caught dead messing with kids, his buddies would do what everyone else does..you fucking pedo!!!!!!!!!!!

I like full grown women, and you had a choice of those ok dummy?

Like I said Chester, I don't fuck kids. You should consider turning yourself in.
Avante
12-09-2015, 12:35 AM
Like I said Chester, I don't fuck kids. You should consider turning yourself in.

Neither did I or anyone I know about. What ya can't read?

You really stupid enought to think any of us could have sat and drank with little kids, ha~~~~~ You really that far gone slick?
DMC
12-09-2015, 04:00 PM
Neither did I or anyone I know about. What ya can't read?

You really stupid enought to think any of us could have sat and drank with little kids, ha~~~~~ You really that far gone slick?

You'd think people here spied on you but nope, you divulged all that information yourself in your lifetime moment of stupidity.
SpursforSix
12-09-2015, 04:06 PM
crofl Chester

classic

and he don't mean the Cheetos Cheetah
SpursforSix
12-09-2015, 04:06 PM
why would they name him "Chester" anyway?
Quetzal-X
12-10-2015, 10:46 PM
Why not actually read what I posted ok asshole? No sailor would be caught dead messing with kids, his buddies would do what everyone else does..you fucking pedo!!!!!!!!!!!

I like full grown women, and you had a choice of those ok dummy?

Do you really think no sailor has messed with kids or been caught by his buddies doing that? No sailor? IMO that isnt realistic. But you stick up for those horny sailors who only see swinging dicks till they get to those child exploitation hotspots.