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ParadoxEN
12-08-2015, 11:15 PM
Height: 83in
Weight: 280lb
BMI: 28.6

obesity = 30 BMI

dude runs funny due to do this too. Gonna stress his knees, imo

egtonecity
12-08-2015, 11:17 PM
Gay

TheGreatYacht
12-08-2015, 11:22 PM
Venting cause the Rockrefs lost to the Nets, eh?

You shouldn't have a problem with obese players, Marcus Thorton led your team in scoring tonight.

bic50
12-08-2015, 11:24 PM
Nah

ParadoxEN
12-08-2015, 11:25 PM
Venting cause the Rockrefs lost to the Nets, eh?

You shouldn't have a problem with obese players, Marcus Thorton led your team in scoring tonight.

Marcus is like a pit bull, strong and tough.

SpurPadre
12-08-2015, 11:26 PM
LOL, BMI is bullshit. It's like the plus-minus of the health profession.

Cry Havoc
12-09-2015, 12:04 AM
Height: 83in
Weight: 280lb
BMI: 28.6

obesity = 30 BMI

dude runs funny due to do this too. Gonna stress his knees, imo

Apparently Lebron is obese. It's almost like you shouldn't use stupid fucking pedestrian measures to gauge the health of people who are 2-3 standard deviations beyond what's considered "normal".

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 12:11 AM
Apparently Lebron is obese. It's almost like you shouldn't use stupid fucking pedestrian measures to gauge the health of people who are 2-3 standard deviations beyond what's considered "normal".

HGH, bro

BMI doesn't lie

davidbowie
12-09-2015, 12:34 AM
naah he's just THICK

DeRozan m8
12-09-2015, 12:36 AM
naah he's just THICK


Thanks inside hoops

spurraider21
12-09-2015, 12:38 AM
a) :lol bmi for athletes
b) where did you get 280 from?

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 01:00 AM
a) :lol bmi for athletes
b) where did you get 280 from?

theres a thread on bodybuilding forums about his weight

Cry Havoc
12-09-2015, 01:02 AM
HGH, bro

BMI doesn't lie

So LeBron, who could have run an Olympic qualifying 100m and can jump out of the gym, is "obease".

You are an insane person.

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 01:04 AM
So LeBron, who could have run an Olympic qualifying 100m and can jump out of the gym, is "obease".

You are an insane person.

no, he's just an outlier due to drug usage. BMI is accurate for anyone who isn't overdosing on steroids, imo

Dex
12-09-2015, 01:05 AM
Thanks for the diagnosis, doc.

TheGreatYacht
12-09-2015, 01:05 AM
theres a thread on bodybuilding forums about his weight

Ah, so you're that balding midget Apo.

Started a thread saying Kawhi was good looking.
Calls players who threaten Kawhi's FGA "obease"
aaaaaannnndddd.... posts on bodybuilding forums :lol

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 01:08 AM
Ah, so you're that balding midget Apo.

Started a thread saying Kawhi was good looking.
Calls players who threaten Kawhi's FGA "obease"
aaaaaannnndddd.... posts on bodybuilding forums :lol

nope, I'm an original poster. Just worried about lma's health.

lefty20
12-09-2015, 01:10 AM
0/10, tbh.

Silver&Black
12-09-2015, 01:20 AM
Ah, so you're that balding midget Apo.

Started a thread saying Kawhi was good looking.
Calls players who threaten Kawhi's FGA "obease"
aaaaaannnndddd.... posts on bodybuilding forums :lol

Applesauce told me several times that TDMVPDPOY wasn't that other poster (don't even remember his name tbh)....even after TDMVPDPOY admitted to me that it was him.

This guy isn't to be trusted at all :lol


:lmao Bodybuilding forum gave it away

ChumpDumper
12-09-2015, 01:27 AM
OP is really into men's bodies.

Leetonidas
12-09-2015, 01:35 AM
gnsf trying to latch onto a beaten to death schtick. fail :td

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 01:38 AM
gnsf trying to latch onto a beaten to death schtick. fail :td

Dont disrepect me like that. I've brought some of the most unique content this site has seen in years, imo

Kawhitstorm
12-09-2015, 01:56 AM
Height: 83in
Weight: 280lb


Dwight Howard is around 280 but LMA in no bigger than 260 (Okafor is 270).

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 02:01 AM
Dwight Howard is around 280 but LMA in no bigger than 260 (Okafor is 270).

Lol, I was being generous. Portland news reported him at 275 and he's added some, imo

apalisoc_9
12-09-2015, 02:05 AM
Op is fastly becoming one of the best rookie posters in this site tbh

SnakeBoy
12-09-2015, 02:21 AM
Kawhi at listed 230lbs has a BMI of 25.9 (overweight). He's definitely not 230 anymore, probably 240 plus.

Tony Parker at listed 185lbs has a BMI of 23.8 (normal). Even at 200lbs TP has a lower BMI than Kawhi at 230lbs.

Conclusion, Kawhi is a fat ass.

Aztecfan03
12-09-2015, 02:21 AM
Op is fastly becoming one of the best rookie posters in this site tbh

It's amazing how you manage to suck your own dick.

Joseph Kony
12-09-2015, 02:36 AM
Dont disrepect me like that. I've brought some of the most unique content this site has seen in years, imo

no, you are a faggot. the autistic asian cuck endorsing you pretty much confirms it

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 02:36 AM
Kawhi at listed 230lbs has a BMI of 25.9 (overweight). He's definitely not 230 anymore, probably 240 plus.

Tony Parker at listed 185lbs has a BMI of 23.8 (normal). Even at 200lbs TP has a lower BMI than Kawhi at 230lbs.

Conclusion, Kawhi is a fat ass.

Lol, bro are you using like the weight-watchers BMI calculator?

You need to use the weight-distribution-adjusted calculator, tbh

Kawhi: 21.9

Mr Bones
12-09-2015, 02:38 AM
This schtick is so tired.

Mr Bones
12-09-2015, 02:39 AM
Tired schtick

Mr Bones
12-09-2015, 02:39 AM
schtick, exhausted

Mr Bones
12-09-2015, 02:39 AM
gnsf trying to latch onto a beaten to death schtick. fail :td

SnakeBoy
12-09-2015, 02:52 AM
Lol, bro are you using like the weight-watchers BMI calculator?

You need to use the weight-distribution-adjusted calculator, tbh

Kawhi: 21.9

Same calculator you used in the op, same as the CDC is using. CDC says Kawhi is a fat ass. It's a shame he's letting himself go at such a young age.

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 02:56 AM
Same as you used in the op, same as the CDC is using. CDC says Kawhi is a fat ass. It's a shame he's letting himself go at such a young age.

21.9 is in the normal range

p.s. CDC uses the generic formula, you need the adjusted

SnakeBoy
12-09-2015, 04:11 AM
21.9 is in the normal range

p.s. CDC uses the generic formula, you need the adjusted

p.s. you used the generic in the op

tholdren
12-09-2015, 06:48 AM
LOL, BMI is bullshit. It's like the plus-minus of the health profession.

Awesome

jeebus
12-09-2015, 06:51 AM
Height: 83in
Weight: 280lb
BMI: 28.6

obesity = 30 BMI

dude runs funny due to do this too. Gonna stress his knees, imo
trolling the spurs forum is cheating tbh.

cd98
12-09-2015, 09:16 AM
Kind of dumb. Post players need bulk. Even if he was obese, which he isn't, he can get his shot off just fine and he can dunk and block shots and get rebounds and run up and down the court, so who cares?

RD2191
12-09-2015, 09:52 AM
Op is fastly becoming one of the best rookie posters in this site tbh
Agreed.

Stabula
12-09-2015, 01:27 PM
OP is obviously apalisoc. Just get cancer and leave this site already

ParadoxEN
12-09-2015, 01:32 PM
OP is obviously apalisoc. Just get cancer and leave this site already

Nah, bro. apalisoc is one of the best, but i'm an original poster

tonight...you
12-09-2015, 02:39 PM
The trolling is strong in this thread. Props.

Calispursfan11
12-09-2015, 03:19 PM
Great thread OP. I've been saying this for months. Aldridge is fat as fuck. Way to notice his weight is really becoming a serious issue of concern. Spurs need to address this situation as soon as possible.

kxs783kms
12-09-2015, 03:43 PM
Thanks for the diagnosis, doc.

Mr Bones
12-09-2015, 05:18 PM
OP is obviously apalisoc.


And if he's not, he's just a completely derivative clone of him... which is even sadder.

Buddy Mignon
12-09-2015, 06:10 PM
Height: 83in
Weight: 280lb
BMI: 28.6

obesity = 30 BMI


dude runs funny due to do this too. Gonna stress his knees, imo

:lmao

FuzzyLumpkins
12-09-2015, 09:00 PM
:lol 5 'guests' in this thread.

desperate much?

Aztecfan03
12-09-2015, 09:34 PM
Nah, bro. apalisoc is one of the best, but i'm an original poster
It is painfully obvious that even if you aren't apalisoc, you are definitely not an original poster.