Letting your kids believe in Santa

[djohn2oo8]

For those who do so, what age do you consider the point of telling them the truth?

[baseline bum]

17

[benefactor]

I let mine figure it out on her own. She was like 10-11.

[DMC]

It's not a case of "letting" them. It's a case of "teaching" them. I don't teach Santa so I've never had to deal with it. Same with invisi-buddy in the sky.

[Blake]

For those who do so, what age do you consider the point of telling them the truth?

why? Did your parents just now give you the bad news?

[DJR210]

My 8 year old is already suspicious.. This will probably be his last year as a "believer".. My dumbass for a Mom ruined my childhood because she didn't think her dead giveaway handwriting on the gift tags as "Santa" was gonna be an issue.

[djohn2oo8]

why? Did your parents just now give you the bad news?

No. Some dumbass women at my job were saying how their husbands never wanted their kids to believe in that and how they went along with it. The inability to make a choice for themselves whether or not to teach them was horseshit.

[baseline bum]

What age did you tell them Jesus wasn't real either though?

[Blake]

My 8 year old is already suspicious.. This will probably be his last year as a "believer".. My dumbass for a Mom ruined my childhood because she didn't think her dead giveaway handwriting on the gift tags as "Santa" was gonna be an issue.

Lol i remember the recognizing of the handwriting

The other issue I had was growing up in a house without a fireplace. Santa coming in through the window was a huge question mark.

[DJR210]

Santa coming in through the window was a huge question mark.

:lol

[DJR210]

What age did you tell them Jesus wasn't real either though?

Do you know how many times I stopped myself from doing something wrong as a kid because I thought "Jesus was watching"? I'm not gonna suggest anything to my kids until they're at least 25

[Blake]

Do you know how many times I stopped myself from doing something wrong as a kid because I thought "Jesus was watching"? I'm not gonna suggest anything to my kids until they're at least 25

Shit, if I ever own a large company full of Christians I'll send an auto email every morning that Jesus is watching.

[Buddy Mignon]

The day after Xmas my pops would take us to a toy store and we get whatever the fuck we wanted.

[Avante]

Kids are pretty smart, they'll figure it all out. No need to rush things. The main thing is they enjoy that childhood, it only comes once.

I remember my grandma telling me once she's enjoyed giving gifts more than receiving, I thought she was crazy, now I feel that same way. Christmas really is about the kids.

[DMC]

why? Did your parents just now give you the bad news?
Did you think that was Santa in your bedroom cumming down your chimney with your hoe hoe hoe? lol

[DJR210]

The main thing is they enjoy that childhood, it only comes once. Ironic coming from you considering all the children's lives you've ruined.

[Avante]

Ironic coming from you considering all the children's lives you've ruined.

Little man, it was kinda funny for awhile, now it really is getting stupid, ok guy? If you realy think I was the only one those girls over there was ever with (none real young) you're fucking retarded, ok?

Retard, those girls would be with two guys in a night sometimes, ok? Do you realy think I was the only one, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Just how dumb is this guy?

ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see a fucking sick ass pedo ya blow that fucker away, nothing worst than a man messing with kids.

Now tell me ya fucking idiot, what about that don't you get?

[DJR210]

You see a fucking sick ass pedo ya blow that fucker

:lol faggot

[Avante]

:lol faggot

You really this fucked up little man?

You really don't know I'm married? And think homos are also sick fucks?


Stupid, do you think at all?

I'd beat a gay fuck up and down the street if the sick shit looked at me funny, ok? And I'd kill a sick ass pedo, ok?

[SpursforSix]

Wait...what?

[johnsmith]

I'd beat a gay fuck up and down the street if the sick shit looked at me funny, ok? ok?

So now you're down for hate crimes too eh? You sound like a delight of a human being.

[DJR210]

So now you're down for hate crimes too eh? You sound like a delight of a human being.

:lol

[Avante]

So now you're down for hate crimes too eh? You sound like a delight of a human being.

Dude, am I all you ever do here?

[Blake]

Dude, am I all you ever do here?

originally said by some poor girl in Olongapo circa 1969.

[Texas_Ranger]

I kinda fucked up when I worked in the kindergarten and told some 4 or 5 year olds that he ain't real (I felt like Arnold Schwarzenegger)... They probably thought I was lying so all good.