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Nbadan
09-20-2005, 01:29 PM
The FBI is joining the Bush administration's War on Porn. And it's looking for a few good agents.


Early last month, the bureau's Washington Field Office began recruiting for a new anti-obscenity squad. Attached to the job posting was a July 29 Electronic Communication from FBI headquarters to all 56 field offices, describing the initiative as "one of the top priorities" of Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales and, by extension, of "the Director." That would be FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III.

Mischievous commentary began propagating around the water coolers at 601 Fourth St. NW and its satellites, where the FBI's second-largest field office concentrates on national security, high-technology crimes and public corruption.

The new squad will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults.

Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/19/AR2005091901570.html)

What would Mary Carey think?

http://www.junkyardwillie.com/movie/mary.jpg

Vashner
09-20-2005, 02:57 PM
I want that job....

Spurminator
09-20-2005, 03:03 PM
I think a lot of this country's problems can be tied back to its fear of masturbation.

Seriously.

Marklar MM
09-20-2005, 03:10 PM
You get rid of porn, and millions around the world will revolt.

SpursWoman
09-20-2005, 03:18 PM
So make your own. :rolleyes

Yonivore
09-20-2005, 03:38 PM
I want that job....
Sounds to me like it's up mouse's alley....ewww...mouse, alley? Say, what's Richard Gere up to these days?

Vashner
09-20-2005, 03:52 PM
I think it's stupid too.. child porn I think deserves 8 agents.. but Beast sex.. come on.. most of that shit comes from Europe anyways..

SpursWoman
09-20-2005, 03:58 PM
I think it's stupid too.. child porn I think deserves 8 agents.. but Beast sex.. come on.. most of that shit comes from Europe anyways..


No it doesn't...it comes from Washington state. :lol

Vashner
09-20-2005, 04:03 PM
Hum... uh... huh huh..

Useruser666
09-20-2005, 04:47 PM
Atleast this wasn't labeled, "Crack down on porn."

Vashner
09-20-2005, 05:31 PM
The more you restrict porn the more porn there will be.. it's like trying to ban Booze..