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UNT Eagles 2016
12-16-2015, 05:27 PM
The first and final time I will be at home for this long at age 21+. Anyone recommend anything new or something I should do here for the bucket list? Must be affordable, because I'm still in school and my mom is still employed as of now (she's applying to fill an art teaching job at a high school today though)


Of course, I've been to the Alamo and downtown numerous times, seen many spurs games and been through pretty much all of the ghetto communities West Side, East Side and South Side has to offer. Is there something really cool I've missed out on by not being 21 until recently?

baseline bum
12-16-2015, 06:27 PM
Check the hookers on New Braunfels Ave after any Spurs game.

DJR210
12-16-2015, 06:37 PM
Schedule a date w/ Valentina from SA Backage

baseline bum
12-16-2015, 06:39 PM
Schedule a date w/ Valentina from SA Backage

:cry I thought she retired :cry

I call first on that bitch. Just gotta bring a dozen roses and some coke tbh.

DJR210
12-16-2015, 06:45 PM
:cry I thought she retired :cry

I call first on that bitch. Just gotta bring a dozen roses and some coke tbh.

:lol bitch is never gonna hang up the clear heels

She needs some coke tbh, bitch is pretty fat now

DJR210
12-16-2015, 06:46 PM
OP, fly Throatzilla down from D-Town, La'el Collins had a lot of good things to say about her talents

UNT Eagles 2016
12-16-2015, 06:49 PM
:lol bitch is never gonna hang up the clear heels

She needs some coke tbh, bitch is pretty fat now
I don't have drugs or hookups, and I don't do them anyways



but yeah I could spend a lil on escorts but I really am looking more for a relationship at this point in my life

DJR210
12-16-2015, 06:50 PM
I don't have drugs or hookups, and I don't do them anyways



but yeah I could spend a lil on escorts but I really am looking more for a relationship at this point in my life

Start a relationship with Throatzilla.. I'm sure she wants children

UNT Eagles 2016
12-16-2015, 06:51 PM
Start a relationship with Throatzilla.. I'm sure she wants children

Probably wants cash for BJs more. La'el Collins needs to get McFadden into the endzone more.

DJR210
12-16-2015, 06:54 PM
Probably wants cash for BJs more. La'el Collins needs to get McFadden into the endzone more.

Throatzilla could be a blessing is disguise IMO

UNT Eagles 2016
12-16-2015, 06:56 PM
Throatzilla could be a blessing is disguise IMO

i dont want teh herpez doe

Frank Dux
12-16-2015, 07:12 PM
Eat a Rolando's Super Taco while driving over the ghost tracks.

baseline bum
12-16-2015, 07:45 PM
:lol bitch is never gonna hang up the clear heels

She needs some coke tbh, bitch is pretty fat now

:cry She never wore the clear heels on housecalls :cry

I thought only bitches working the strip club did the clear heels.

Reck
12-16-2015, 07:55 PM
Schedule a date w/ Valentina from SA Backage


:cry I thought she retired :cry

I call first on that bitch. Just gotta bring a dozen roses and some coke tbh.

Soo....you're going to tell me you two touched cocks with this whore at some point? :lmao

baseline bum
12-16-2015, 07:59 PM
Soo....you're going to tell me you two touched cocks with this whore at some point? :lmao

IDK, I only did her anal tbh

DJR210
12-16-2015, 11:09 PM
Soo....you're going to tell me you two touched cocks with this whore at some point? :lmao

:lol I never smashed but baseline bum has several times

baseline bum
12-16-2015, 11:11 PM
:lol I never smashed but baseline bum has several times

Nah man, I mentioned DJR210 and she rolled her eyes and held up her pinky tbh.

baseline bum
12-16-2015, 11:15 PM
:lol I never smashed but baseline bum has several times

So you're telling me you never went John Thackery on Valentine?

SpursforSix
12-16-2015, 11:17 PM
The first and final time I will be at home for this long at age 21+. Anyone recommend anything new or something I should do here for the bucket list? Must be affordable, because I'm still in school and my mom is still employed as of now (she's applying to fill an art teaching job at a high school today though)


Of course, I've been to the Alamo and downtown numerous times, seen many spurs games and been through pretty much all of the ghetto communities West Side, East Side and South Side has to offer. Is there something really cool I've missed out on by not being 21 until recently?

I guess you could watch me fuck your mom.

pgardn
12-16-2015, 11:45 PM
I guess you could watch me fuck your mom.

Bend over and Ill show you...

Wait.
You were obligated to use this...

SpursforSix
12-16-2015, 11:59 PM
The first and final time I will be at home for this long at age 21+. Anyone recommend anything new or something I should do here for the bucket list? Must be affordable, because I'm still in school and my mom is still employed as of now (she's applying to fill an art teaching job at a high school today though)


Of course, I've been to the Alamo and downtown numerous times, seen many spurs games and been through pretty much all of the ghetto communities West Side, East Side and South Side has to offer. Is there something really cool I've missed out on by not being 21 until recently?

Bend over, I'll show you ghetto community.

Koolaid_Man
12-17-2015, 07:03 AM
The first and final time I will be at home for this long at age 21+. Anyone recommend anything new or something I should do here for the bucket list? Must be affordable, because I'm still in school and my mom is still employed as of now (she's applying to fill an art teaching job at a high school today though)


Of course, I've been to the Alamo and downtown numerous times, seen many spurs games and been through pretty much all of the ghetto communities West Side, East Side and South Side has to offer. Is there something really cool I've missed out on by not being 21 until recently?

You're back home ? I send my condolences :lol

jeebus
12-17-2015, 09:02 AM
Going back to SA after being away for a while is depressing. You forget how boring/bland/fat South Texas is.

SpursforSix
12-17-2015, 10:25 AM
tell your mom i said wassup

don't you dare. don't you fucking dare.

DisAsTerBot
12-17-2015, 11:22 AM
op, you know just like everyone else that there isn't shit to do in SA

DD
12-17-2015, 12:18 PM
I thought only bitches working the strip club did the clear heels.

Strippers, professional escorts, and any chick in the domination/fetish section will always wear boots or the clear heels upon request.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Y2nbrJyAR6RiM/giphy-facebook_s.jpg

UNT Eagles 2016
12-17-2015, 03:50 PM
dont forget, he's been in north texas


boring/bland/fat/scarcity of good mexican food
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/a/a3/Truthbomb.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130721185303

Add "too many hipsters" to that... I'd take the sombreros, mariachi canciones, ranchero culture all day over the awful androgynous weird hipster culture. Plus, I get cheap and delicious beef enchiladas instead of awful expensive hippy vegetarian-bias food. At least down here girls look and act like girls and the gay ones are REALLY obvious and the "bi" and "pansexual" culture really isn't a thing down here.


North Texas is definitely NOT an upgrade from SA in terms of women or culture. It's not like I'm in SoCal or New England or Philly or Miami or something.