And y'all thought Kobe's going out with a whimper LMAO

[RsxPiimp]

Last 6 games. 48.9 FG%, 36.4 3pt%, 57.8 TS% 18.8 pts, 5.5 rebounds, 4.0 assists in 29.3 minutes per game

23.5 PER

suck it Spursfans :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d-qNw5URm4

[StrengthAndHonor]

I wonder if it's rust, a hot streak or if he finally accepted his limitations and found a way to adjust his game.

[baseline bum]

That would be awesome if he lifts them to the fourth pick.

[Reck]

That would be awesome if he lifts them to the fourth pick.

Or even the occasional win here and there. :lol

[K...]

It was obvious to anyone that Kobe was deliberately missing shots, deliberately milking the shot clock, and was taking maximum difficulty shots. He is smart enough to know how the modern game is played.

We saw it last year when the Lakers beat the spurs. They win when they want to which is not often due to tanking.

Either they've abandoned the deliberate tanking or see taking a break.


That one dunk by Kobe has it's own espn article. Kobe knows what's going on.

[Buddy Mignon]

I remember the time I went on this spiritual journey to find the righteous path to self-enlightenment. I gave up meat, booze, television and women.. yup, women. This lasted for about six months and the whole time all I thought about was eating a nice steak or some fried chicken and getting laid. Well... when I did fall off the wagon I remember the first girl I fucked and I was extremely nervous to the point I didn't do so well. This was when I first learned that having a big cock alone was overrated. You have to perform. It took me a few times in the sack to get my mojo back and I've never looked back.

Kobe's recent struggles and resurgence reminds me of when I returned to the game.

[I. Hustle]

Wil he propel the Lakers to the 10th seed?!!!

[I. Hustle]

I remember the time I went on this spiritual journey to find the righteous path to self-enlightenment. I gave up meat, booze, television and women.. yup, women. This lasted for about six months and the whole time all I thought about was eating a nice steak or some fried chicken and getting laid. Well... when I did fall off the wagon I remember the first girl I fucked and I was extremely nervous to the point I didn't do so well. This was I first learned that have a big cock alone was overrated. You have to perform. It took me a few times in the sack to get my mojo back and I've never looked back.

Kobe's recent struggles and resurgence reminds me of when I returned to the game.

LMAO. Don't act like you ever gave up meat.

I also noticed that you didn't attempt to give up naruto

[Koolaid_Man]

I remember the time I went on this spiritual journey to find the righteous path to self-enlightenment. I gave up meat, booze, television and women.. yup, women. This lasted for about six months and the whole time all I thought about was eating a nice steak or some fried chicken and getting laid. Well... when I did fall off the wagon I remember the first girl I fucked and I was extremely nervous to the point I didn't do so well. This was when I first learned that having a big cock alone was overrated. You have to perform. It took me a few times in the sack to get my mojo back and I've never looked back.

Kobe's recent struggles and resurgence reminds me of when I returned to the game.


That's some pimp shit big homie :toast

[Killakobe81]

I must say he has shut me up ... we aint winning but he at least has shown flashes of his old self. Quietly hope for one last true vintage Kobe game in a win even though i am 100% behind team taaaaaank.

[Reck]

I must say he has shut me up ... we aint winning but he at least has shown flashes of his old self. Quietly hope for one last true vintage Kobe game in a win even though i am 100% behind team taaaaaank.

All it takes is a couple of games for that to happen? That's sad.

[whitemamba]

Kobe lives mutha fuckas, at 37 proving his still better than Jim.

[RsxPiimp]

Kobe lives mutha fuckas, at 37 proving his still better than Jim.

All I want is one more 40 or 50 point game in good efficiency and a game winner this season and I'm good :lol

[Reck]

All I want is one more 40 or 50 point game in good efficiency and a game winner this season and I'm good :lol

That will never happen.

You have a better chance at hearing Duncan's gay announcement. :lol

[Arcadian]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Get back to me at the end of the season when we see his season averages, and then we'll talk. His start to the season was so atrocious (even by his standards), some regression to the mean was expected.

[Killakobe81]

All it takes is a couple of games for that to happen? That's sad.

So im supposed to stay on his ass, even after he stopped doing what i was bitching about? That doesnt make any sense. When he was playing horrific i called him out now that he is playing relatively well or at least prerty good ill hold my tongue.

[midnightpulp]

He is going out with a whimper. He's probably the worst perimeter defender in the league :lol

[-21-]

All I want is one more 40 or 50 point game in good efficiency and a game winner this season and I'm good :lol

Holy shit man. I don't really watch Philippine TV so while I've heard about aldub, I haven't actually seen it until last week (still not sure what the big deal is tbh). I've been seeing those two everywhere with commercials etc. and I didn't even know who they were. Just noticed your avatar and realized you were Filipino. :lol

Anyway, if those stats are correct then props to Kobe. A 40 point game is impossible though unless he takes 50 shots. Good luck in the lottery bro. :toast

[DMC]

Kobe should cancel his retirement, he's still viable.

[Killakobe81]

He is going out with a whimper. He's probably the worst perimeter defender in the league :lol

He is bad but vs Rox i thought he was ok ...

[StrengthAndHonor]

31 pts, 45% shooting and a very decent game all around.

[BD24]

too bad my LG account got banned. I told them motherfuckers Kobe was coming back, but nuh uh they didn't want to hear it.

[Venti Quattro]

31 pts, 45% shooting and a very decent game all around.

1 turnover

He seems to have figured how to play with his limitations.

[DMC]

Hopefully he reconsiders his retirement plans and plays 2 more seasons in LA.

[Venti Quattro]

Hopefully he reconsiders his retirement plans and plays 2 more seasons in LA.

He wrote a poem and shit and broke a website to announce his retirement, I don't think he'll renege on that

[Killakobe81]

1 turnover

He seems to have figured how to play with his limitations.

Missed it helping an ex put up her 4k samsung tv still waiting for a 40 pt game ...still to many 3s but glad he is playing better.

[midnightpulp]

Missed it helping an ex put up her 4k samsung tv still waiting for a 40 pt game ...still to many 3s but glad he is playing better.

Not having to carry around the dead weight of D-Bust and Julian has done wonders for his game.

[Venti Quattro]

Missed it helping an ex put up her 4k samsung tv still waiting for a 40 pt game ...still to many 3s but glad he is playing better.

The Lakers take too many threes for a team that can't shoot for shit, lol

[Splits]

Missed it helping an ex put up her 4k samsung tv

:lmao zeta

[BD24]

Hopefully he reconsiders his retirement plans and plays 2 more seasons in LA.

[RGMCSE]

He wrote a poem and shit and broke a website to announce his retirement, I don't think he'll renege on that

in order to replicate his idol Jordan, he has to at least retire and comeback once. So here's to Kobe signing for another three years at 20 mil per. Can't wait til the Comeback!

[StrengthAndHonor]

1 turnover

He seems to have figured how to play with his limitations.
I agree and I'm starting to believe he found his rhythm back. He was missing easy buckets during the first 15 games, definite sign of rust...

[Kawhitstorm]

Last 6 games. 48.9 FG%, 36.4 3pt%, 57.8 TS% 18.8 pts, 5.5 rebounds, 4.0 assists in 29.3 minutes per game

23.5 PER




Congrats Kirby on matching 38 year old Manu's per 36 season production for a 6 game span:lmao

[RsxPiimp]

Congrats Kirby on matching 38 year old Manu's per 36 season production for a 6 game span:lmao

Hate all you want, but none of y'all thought he's gonna get his game back

meanwhile enjoy these gifs courtesy of the mamba:hat



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[Reck]

Hate all you want, but none of y'all thought he's gonna get his game back

meanwhile enjoy these gifs courtesy of the mamba:hat




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What was your original name here before scrah? There's a thread from 2013 that you posted on but I sure as fuck dont remember this name. lol

[RsxPiimp]

What was your original name here before scrah? There's a thread from 2013 that you posted on but I sure as fuck dont remember this name. lol

Always had this tbh :lol

[Kawhitstorm]

Hate all you want, but none of y'all thought he's gonna get his game back

meanwhile enjoy these gifs courtesy of the mamba:hat



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[RsxPiimp]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/crp2Nk2VMn8/maxresdefault.jpg
ambchang :lmao

[scanry]

Great all around game from Kobe.

[ambchang]

ambchang :lmao

What's up?

[djohn2oo8]

Hate all you want, but none of y'all thought he's gonna get his game back

meanwhile enjoy these gifs courtesy of the mamba:hat



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He has destroyed the franchise. But keep hoping that those vintage games solve that. / thread.

[pgardn]

All I want is one more 40 or 50 point game in good efficiency and a game winner this season and I'm good :lol

And the above is the essence of Lakerfan.

Its a shallow world of woe.

[Xevious]

2 more years/50 mil?

[Killakobe81]

:lmao zeta

I help out chicks ... it is a weakness of mine. Not necessarily a Cpt. save 'em ...but i generally cared for all the woman i banged only did one drunken regret bang ...all the rest only abiut a dozen and im almost 40 i cared about on some level ...loved anout 3 before i got married. Loved this one will always help her despite her going a bit crazy when we broke it off besides, she has money webt to A&M I usually get a nice dinner and wine if she doesnt have a man to plug in a few hdmi cables etc.besides i love to do shit like that on the side ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/heimlich/Miss%20Universe%202014/0001A_zps1087482b.jpg~originals

[Tully365]

Hopefully Kobe will sign up for another year at only $20 million! Do it, Lakers! Hometown discount!

[AlexJones]

I hope he comes back next year tbh

[DMC]

I know a lot of players do it, but announcing your retirement this early in the season is bullshit imo. It seems like a PR move for the Lakers. You have to wonder what Kobe actually signed up for when he signed that document. Knowing he only has a HS education, maybe he cannot read.

I wouldn't be surprised if Kobe changes his mind after he has a couple decent games.

[benefactor]

aaaaand it's gone

[Thread]

^Obviously one has to bottom feed. Unfortunately there is not a lot of bottom below us for Kobe to feed upon.

[spurraider21]

:lmao

https://i.gyazo.com/5069ffd7600194a0f76ed0e571f33a22.png

[RsxPiimp]

:lmao fuck y'all

58 pts

Gamewinner

25 ppg avg

:worthy::worthy::worthy:

[Clipper Nation]

50 shots

17 wins

Ruining the Lakers' draft position and future even more in a meaningless game

:worthy::worthy::worthy:

[baseline bum]

God damn that was an impressive finish. Watching that intro video I was hoping he'd get 50 tonight and he gets 60 instead. :lol

[StrengthAndHonor]

God damn that was an impressive finish. Watching that intro video I was hoping he'd get 50 tonight and he gets 60 instead. :lol
+1. I was expecting a 34 pt 8/32 performance. This was really impressive...

[ambchang]

Proves that in this league, you get points as long as you get the green light to chuck with no conscious.

:lol 50 FGA in one single game.
:lol 14481 missed shots in his career.
:lol proving once again he is all about individual glory.

[Kawhitstorm]

Kirby: "I wanted to go out with a championship"

Consolation prize: WORST record in franchise history.:lmao

Top 12 player: :lol

[djohn2oo8]

Kirby: "I wanted to go out with a championship"

Consolation prize: WORST record in franchise history.:lmao

Top 12 player: :lol

:lol

[disciple]

Last 6 games. 48.9 FG%, 36.4 3pt%, 57.8 TS% 18.8 pts, 5.5 rebounds, 4.0 assists in 29.3 minutes per game

23.5 PER

suck it Spursfans :lmao


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d-qNw5URm4

Precisely why this team wins nothing until this behavior is held in check.

[RsxPiimp]

:lol

hey johnny boy, whatchu laffin at? its not like the houston cuckettes led by Jamie da turnovah harden is any better :rollin

[DMC]

Kirby: "I wanted to go out with a championship"

Consolation prize: WORST record in franchise history.:lmao

Top 12 player: :lol

Tim Duncan's probable final season - sets franchise record for wins, matches NBA record for home wins

Kobe's final season - sets franchise record for losses, NBA record for missed shots and most shots taken in one game

[RsxPiimp]

ayo D^ did you enjoy that game? come on breh, we know you did, wuz you snackin on some celery and ranch dressing durin the game :lol

[Tully365]

Winning 17 games all season, shooting far below 40% from the field and below 30% from the 3 pt line... that's the definition of going out with a whimper.

[djohn2oo8]

hey johnny boy, whatchu laffin at? its not like the houston cuckettes led by Jamie da turnovah harden is any better :rollin
I"m laughing at you cum guzzling cucks who suck Kobe off every chance you get, forgetting he didn't give a shit about the fans or the Lakers. It is really astonishing.

[UZER]

:lmao fuck y'all

58 pts

Gamewinner

25 ppg avg

:worthy::worthy::worthy:


50 shots

17 wins

Ruining the Lakers' draft position and future even more in a meaningless game

:worthy::worthy::worthy:

:lol

[StrengthAndHonor]

I"m laughing at you cum guzzling cucks who suck Kobe off every chance you get, forgetting he didn't give a shit about the fans or the Lakers. It is really astonishing.
It's not astonishing, poor choice of word there. It's called a diversion. Same reason why you defend Harden and why I defend Chris Paul. Your root for a team, you get into debate to kill time, so on and so forth...