Ben Simmons On Snapchat: ‘You Can Catch Me On The Lakers Next Year’

[Buddy Mignon]

I know this may come as a surprise to you all that a fucking stud like Simmons wants to play for us, but I have a question for you lil niggas. WHAT THE FUCK WAS YALL THINKING??? Did you think we were going to lament in suckery like NY or Boston did for an eternity? This is LA, nigga... we gets the best pussy... drives the fly-est whips and drinks the purest wine. This kid is going to force his was onto the Lakers like Kobe did. And the Chips just keep on coming. Notice how none of the networks are covering this breaking news. But since they all lurk this site stealing my material I bet it shows up somewhere now.

Mikan to West... West to Karriem... Karriem to Magic... Magic to Kobe... Kobe to Simons. :lobt2:

http://www.lakersnation.com/ben-simmons-on-snapchat-you-can-catch-me-on-the-lakers-next-year/2015/10/30/

[djohn2oo8]

Lakers would fuck around and pick some bust like D'Angelo Russell.

[Buddy Mignon]

Lakers would fuck around and pick some bust like D'Angelo Russell.

Its game over, D. We land this kid with a shit load of cash to play with. Not even Jimbo can fuck this one up.

[DAF86]

They are now what...5, 6 years of sucking and counting?

[Buddy Mignon]

They are now what...5, 6 years of sucking and counting?

Five, six years ago we were winning titles and defending them. While you were sucking.

[DAF86]

Five, six years ago we were winning titles and defending them. While you were sucking.

You are right. Winning just over 50 games per season is sucking for Spurs standards.

[Buddy Mignon]

You are right. Winning just over 50 games per season is sucking for Spurs standards.

If that's your goal... to win a bunch of meaningless games. We only count titles... you guys count regular season games.

[Koolaid_Man]

If that's your goal... to win a bunch of meaningless games. We only count titles... you guys count regular season games.

:lmao

This is why they're betas and 2ND rate citizens who will always be looking up at us from the 2nd floor while drop piss in their faces from above :lol

[Silver&Black]

If that's your goal... to win a bunch of meaningless games. We only count titles... you guys count regular season games.

http://i.imgur.com/itnFDHi.gif

[D'Angelo Russell]

Spurfan shook. Another purple & gold dynasty in the making :hat

[Dunc n Dave]

Five, six years ago we were winning titles and defending them. While you were sucking.

You're absolutely right! Winning titles 5 or 6 years ago is WAY BETTER than winning titles 2 years ago! :toast

Better pray you guys don't lose that lottery pick. Keep those losses coming, just to be safe!

[StrengthAndHonor]

already posted

[100%duncan]

RIP Lebron James 2.0

[Raven]

Its game over, D. We land this kid with a shit load of cash to play with. Not even Jimbo can fuck this one up.

lol cash with no buyable players and no roster. plus you guys aren't getting him and you still need to resign clarckson on 10 per year

[Mel_13]

Lakers fans dreaming of the draft lottery. Kinda sad, really.

[DeRozan m8]

Acting like Simmons is a free agent :lmao

I'd feel sorry for Lakers fans, if they weren't Lakers fans

[DMC]

Five, six years ago we were winning titles and defending them. While you were sucking.
Don't you wish you had a time machine so you could go back to when your team mattered?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Lakers fans dreaming of the draft lottery. Kinda sad, really.

Before the new year. Yeah.

[spankadelphia]

Les Miles. Paul Mainieri. Johnny Jones.

What do these guys all have in common?

1. They all coach at LSU.

2. They all specialize in underachieving with elite professional talent at the college level.

[Kawhitstorm]

Light skin Lamar Odom isn't going to save you:lmao

[Bynumite]

Good luck to spurfan when Pop, Jim and Ginobili retire :toast

A fucking mongoloid as the face of the franchise :lmao

[Xevious]

In other news... you getting excited about Boruto 2?

[Mal]

Dude will stay in college if Kirby doesnt retire as he said

[Buddy Mignon]

You're absolutely right! Winning titles 5 or 6 years ago is WAY BETTER than winning titles 2 years ago! :toast

Better pray you guys don't lose that lottery pick. Keep those losses coming, just to be safe!

You meant title? You've never won consecutive titles. We do that... you don't. And if it makes you feel good that you won your second 5th more recent than our last back2back then go ahead... play with a bag of dicks.

[TDMVPDPOY]

draft busts like that other countrymen exum

[DAF86]

If that's your goal... to win a bunch of meaningless games. We only count titles... you guys count regular season games.

Weren't you the ones that were all excited prior this season about the idea of being a 6th seed? :lol

[Buddy Mignon]

Weren't you the ones that were all excited prior this season about the idea of being a 6th seed? :lol

Making a prediction is far from being excited. You guys seem to claim some kind of glory that you can make the playoffs... as if there are awards for doing so. Take your regular season wins and shove them up your candy fat ass.

[RsxPiimp]

These dudes are also HS teammates, we not only get Penny Hardaway 2.0 but we also gonna get Lebron 2.0. Life just keeps on givin I tell ya

[Buddy Mignon]

These dudes are also HS teammates, we not only get Penny Hardaway 2.0 but we also gonna get Lebron 2.0. Life just keeps on givin I tell ya

:lol

[spurraider21]

How can you pick him with the 6th seed

[Dex]

Dude is just jinxing himself. Have fun living in the shit hole that is Philadelphia.

[Buddy Mignon]

Dude is just jinxing himself. Have fun living in the shit hole that is Philadelphia.

Or he could wind up in paradise of LA.

[ElNono]

Can't wait for Chaz to pass up on him for another D'Bust...

[ElNono]

I mean, I remember when Okafor was really good too crofl

[SupremeGuy]

In other news... you getting excited about Boruto 2?:lol

[buttsR4rebounding]

These dudes are also HS teammates, we not only get Penny Hardaway 2.0 but we also gonna get Lebron 2.0. Life just keeps on givin I tell ya

LALALAND where fantasy counts as reality. LOL

[DMC]

Good luck to spurfan when Pop, Jim and Ginobili retire :toast

A fucking mongoloid as the face of the franchise :lmao

As if your team sucks because someone retired. :lmao

[Chinook]

Dude's just hoping to avoid Philly at all costs.

[Spur_Fanatic]

He waited till know for sure Kobe is out next sason... Not stupid, tbh.

[Buddy Mignon]

He waited till know for sure Kobe is out next sason... Not stupid, tbh.

Doesn't change the fact that he'll be a Laker next year.

[MultiTroll]

I know this may come as a surprise to you all that a fucking stud like Simmons wants to play for us, but I have a question for you lil niggas. WHAT THE FUCK WAS YALL THINKING??? Did you think we were going to lament in suckery like NY or Boston did for an eternity? This is LA, nigga... we gets the best pussy... drives the fly-est whips and drinks the purest wine. This kid is going to force his was onto the Lakers like Kobe did. And the Chips just keep on coming. Notice how none of the networks are covering this breaking news. But since they all lurk this site stealing my material I bet it shows up somewhere now.

Mikan to West... West to Karriem... Karriem to Magic... Magic to Kobe... Kobe to Simons. :lobt2:

http://www.lakersnation.com/ben-simmons-on-snapchat-you-can-catch-me-on-the-lakers-next-year/2015/10/30/
:lol 7 years ago.

Will Spunky Mignon finally get his dream boi?