Ideas for Xmas present for Avante

[SpursforSix]

Fathead of Lily from Modern Family

[admiralsnackbar]

A 12 year old Filipino girl

[Biernutz]

SquattyPotty

https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

[bigzak25]

Im not going to go find a pic of a black dildo, but im sure thats what he'd like.

[Joseph Kony]

i say we pitch in and get him one of these

http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll24/Sailboat422/Dumps/an_hero_gun_zpsyidgwhor.jpg

[DMC]

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/71533675-inflatable-toy-girl-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=r4B%2bMT7I3GyVTVFlNJyUcWNWw9d0yg22wUFdoQwByFOCrv 6xShzADlkfSdQSpDmQ

[baseline bum]

Minecraft subscription


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLACWHDU5sk

[I. Hustle]

a free candy van

A double date with Kool so they can spend the night talking about how much they want to be black. Then Kool can introduce him to his little Asian friends and family.

[Koolaid_Man]

a free candy van

A double date with Kool so they can spend the night talking about how much they want to be black. Then Kool can introduce him to his little Asian friends and family.

Was that supposed to be funny ?

[DD]

A 12 year old Filipino girl

[Koolaid_Man]

Even though he's 280lbs I'm sure he'd appreciate something warm to wear :lol


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/Mobile%20Uploads/f46815c952f8b552e08480a35a5d23d2_zpsekbijhba.jpg

[I. Hustle]

Was that supposed to be funny ?

Were you supposed to be black?

[DMX7]

internet bullying is so weak. grow up

[I. Hustle]

LMMFAO

[Wild Cobra]

LOL...

Two recent Avante threads.



Ideas for Xmas present for Avante




Avante Admits To Being A Pedophile On A Psych Forums Website


Maybe the two of you should get a room...

[Avante]

What I wish I'd got....

Gale Sayers rookie card
Travis Williams rookie card
Gentleman Junkie........ first edition by Harlan Ellison
ODD JOHN.....first edition by Olaf Stapeldon
The Best of Bo Diddley CD.

Other than that I pretty much have it all.

It did take me years to finally put together.....

Robert E. Howards 12 books Conan saga.
ERB John Carter on Mars 11 book epic.
All the recordings by all the prewar blues cats.
Everything Tom Waits ever did.
All of Lee Childs Jack Reacher books.
All of James Lee Burkes stuff.

My home libraries of literature/music is totally amazing. Second to none.

[Avante]

A 12 year old Filipino girl

So ya walk into the bar and here comes a 12 year old kid....buy me drink?.....hahahahahahaha!!!!! you cannot be this stupid.

The drinking age was 18, ok dummy. Sure sure some 16 year olds had fake ID's, but...12....hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell stupid, why not 10 years old?

So there ya sit on a bar stool talking to a 12 year old girl with a drink in her hand, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They don't have schools over there? So these little kids work the bars all night and then go to school, when do they do their homework?

How many idiots live in Texas?

So ya don't care that your buddies think you're a sick ass pedo?

[SpursforSix]

What I wish I'd got....

Gale Sayers rookie card.

So you want a picture of Gaye Salers?

[Avante]

The biggest difference between blacks and whites.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ftn68PZSws

Then there's that size/speed combo, only found in black athletes.

220 pounds (or more) with speed.

Jim Brown
Ollie Matson
Herschel Walker
Bo Jackson
Marcus Dupree
Derrick Henry
Leonard Fournette



6-3 or taller with speed.

Usain Bolt
Mark Witherspoon
Carl Lewis
Tommie Smith
Calvin Johnson
Randy Moss
Francis Obikwelu
Reggie Jones
Steve Williams

[Avante]

10 things I expect to see in 2016.

Usain Bolt win another Olympics 100/200 double.

Alabama win another NCAA title.

Pats win another SB.

Something similiar to 9/11 from the idiot freaks.

Blake following me around.

More cops killing blacks who refuse to listen to their orders.

Dummies too stupid to figure out sailors in bars.

More talk about concussions /safety in football than ever before.

Peyton Mannings last game.

Derrick Henry announcings he's entering the NFL draft.