Week 16 thread Sponsored by Black QB domination

[SuperCam]

:hat

[Will Hunting]

Vollmer carted off the field with leg injury and already ruled out. Sounds like a season ender.

This training staff needs to get shit canned once the season is over.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Tannehill

[Kawhitstorm]

Vollmer carted off the field with leg injury and already ruled out. Sounds like a season ender.

This training staff needs to get shit canned once the season is over.

BillCheat putting out fake injury reports to prop up Brady's case for MVP:lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Newton literally just trucked 6 defenders. That's going to be a POTY nominee.

[Holden_Caulfield]

need texans and indy to lose today https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mch7alMWip1r0nr8l.gif

[benefactor]

Mett is so fucking bad. I don't know if I've ever seen a worse QB. Even Mallett is better.

In other news, Watt is still getting held every play. Every. Fucking. Play.

[Chinook]

Mett is so fucking bad. I don't know if I've ever seen a worse QB. Even Mallett is better.

In other news, Watt is still getting held every play. Every. Fucking. Play.

Speaking of Mallet, he's doing a good job against Pittsburgh right now. Really torn on whether I want the Ravens to win this game.

[benefactor]

Speaking of Mallet, he's doing a good job against Pittsburgh right now. Really torn on whether I want the Ravens to win this game.
With Mallett there's always the chance you could get a good game out of him. There's never that chance with Mett.

[Arcadian]

Do we not want to make the playoffs, or...?

[gambit1990]

nice defensive play by the pats.

[djohn2oo8]

Weeden ballin on niggas

[Will Hunting]

I'll be truly impressed if the Jets find a way to lose this game.

[Will Hunting]

:wow Julio Jones

[jeebus]

Holy shit that catch.

[Will Hunting]

Holy shit that catch.

:lmao that Steve Francis pic

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Big Rape

[jeebus]

:lmao that Steve Francis pic
it should be front and center tbh

[Robz4000]

Thought Houston clinched the division with a win?

[Will Hunting]

Why isn't Jason Garrett at least on the hot seat? They haven't made any adjustments or done anything creative to compensate for losing Romo or to generate ways for Weeden/Cassel/Moore/whoever to get easy yards. Maybe it wouldn't have made enough of a difference but their game plan or lack thereof on offense w/o Romo has been terrible.

It's eerily similar to how the 2011 Colts fell apart w/o Manning and had no answers for how to generate points if they couldn't run a QB dependent offense.

[benefactor]

Thought Houston clinched the division with a win?
Indy has to lose

[MultiTroll]

:lol Falcons gift the Cats. Chargers style.
smh

[Will Hunting]

Thought Houston clinched the division with a win?

They control their own destiny. Regardless of what Indy does, they win next week vs. Jacksonville they win their division.

[Arcadian]

What the fuck is going on here?

[Will Hunting]

:lol Manziel
:lol being too tired to finish a drive
:lol guess they don't have treadmills in rehab
:lol not being in NFL shape
:lol reminding everyone of Donovan McNabb in the superbowl

[Robz4000]

:lol Fattenberger

[Raven]

I'll be truly impressed if the Jets find a way to lose this game.
indeed. They have no right to lose this game.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao:lmao refs with the late offsides flag to save Pittsburgh's season.

[lefty]

Gronk :wow

[SuperCam]

Damn, that Nig beasley just destroyed us all game. :wow

congrats atl

[Raven]

:lol clutch cum on one side, while brady wills his team to overtime in a game they have no business being in..

[Raven]

:lol slater :lmao:lmao:lmao

[lefty]

Wtf was that

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao "We won, don't we get to choose?"
:lmao You did choose, dumbfuck - you picked the wrong fucking choice!

[Will Hunting]

Redzone is being retarded and not showing the NE game. Whottt happened?

[jeebus]

Redzone is being retarded and not showing the NE game. Whottt happened?
Jets on the NE 30....

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Panthers
:lmao N0 LyF3 ScRuB
:lmao SuperCam
:lmao Wiz

[Will Hunting]

Jets on the NE 30....

I was referring to whatever happened on the coin flip.

[jeebus]

I was referring to whatever happened on the coin flip.
Oh tbh. Not sure. Was taking a shit.

[jeebus]

Fitzmagic just doing MVP things.

[MultiTroll]

What happened to Cum on the Cats 2nd to last series?

[Mal]

:lol Slater

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lmao

[Will Hunting]

Was taking a shit.

Seems like New England's defense was too.

[Raven]

well, congrats jets :lol

[MultiTroll]

The phuck off the field Pattycake.

[jeebus]

:lmao Panthers
:lmao N0 LyF3 ScRuB (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43681)
:lmao SuperCam (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=49522)
:lmao Wiz (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=44518)
imo not a big win for the Falcons. the cat team is a paper tiger that isn't going far in the playoffs.

[jeebus]

Seems like New England's defense was too.
mah nigga

[AlexJones]

Reminder that millions of dollars are wagered on this league daily

[Will Hunting]

The phuck off the Pattycake.


The phuck off the field Pattycake.

:lol I was a little pissed that the Pats lost, but the above^ posting sequence was so unintentionally funny I'm no longer mad.

[Arcadian]

Fuck.

[Trainwreck2100]

imo not a big win for the Falcons. the cat team is a paper tiger that isn't going far in the playoffs.
we have just seen what happens when Cam needs to mount a drive at the end of the the game

[Kawhitstorm]

:lol Russell GOATson is now the frontrunner for MVP:hat

[Chinook]

I just heard that the Ravens are 8-3 against the Steelers over the last five years. Is the rivalry becoming lopsided? I don't know if the win was worth it for Baltimore, but I'll take being able to watch the remaining games now over a higher pick in April.

[Mal]

:lol Russell GOATson is now the frontrunner for MVP:hat

MVP is Cam`s

[MultiTroll]

eh maybe better for the Cats to take the target off their backs as undefeated.

Crappy way to lose but....

[Kawhitstorm]

Reminder that millions of dollars are wagered on this league daily

If you are putting your life savings on the outcome of sports then you are doing it wrong:lol

[Lebron4MVP]

Seriously?????? The fucking Ravens! The Steelers might seriously miss the playoffs now!

[Kawhitstorm]

Reminder that millions of dollars are wagered on this league daily

If you are putting your life savings on the outcome of sports then you are doing it wrong:lol

[Will Hunting]

:lmao:lmao:lmao just saw the Slater replay.

Unfuckingbelievable

[benefactor]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXQrpXzUsAAJj-H.jpg

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Good game ATL.. I never doubted you as a tough game

[benefactor]

Seriously?????? The fucking Ravens! The Steelers might seriously miss the playoffs now!
...and the Texans might get in with Brandon Fucking Weeden leading them there.:lol

[hehateme]

...and the Texans might get in with Brandon Fucking Weeden leading them there.:lol

Are the Cowboys just shitty at coaching an offense or is Weeden just getting lucky? My choice is the ginger can't coach a paper bag and Romo was running the offense from day one and Weeden was just a casualty to save said gingers ass.

[Robz4000]

:lol Seacucks

[Robz4000]

Are the Cowboys just shitty at coaching an offense or is Weeden just getting lucky? My choice is the ginger can't coach a paper bag and Romo was running the offense from day one and Weeden was just a casualty to save said gingers ass.

Yes

[Will Hunting]

Are the Cowboys just shitty at coaching an offense or is Weeden just getting lucky? My choice is the ginger can't coach a paper bag and Romo was running the offense from day one and Weeden was just a casualty to save said gingers ass.

This. Weeden playing well today is an indictment on Garrett and his coaching staff more than anything else. Fortunately for Garrett, the media/general public view the 2014 Cowboys as some coaching masterpiece that puts him among the best coaches in the NFL.

The Cowboys w/o Romo might not be a good team but they should be better than 1-9 in the 10 games without him.

[benefactor]

Are the Cowboys just shitty at coaching an offense or is Weeden just getting lucky? My choice is the ginger can't coach a paper bag and Romo was running the offense from day one and Weeden was just a casualty to save said gingers ass.
You are correct. O'Brien has been making chicken salad out of chicken shit at the QB position for two seasons now.

[Will Hunting]

You are correct. O'Brien has been making chicken salad out of chicken shit at the QB position for two seasons now.

So far it's looking like he's the first assistant in the Belichick coaching tree who's not going to ruin his shot at being a head coach by acting like an egotistical jackass who does unconventional things that make no sense just for the sake of being touted as innovative.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

:lmao Richard Charmin

[SuperCam]

Not a good day for the favorites :lol

[Will Hunting]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that right there is why Carson Palmer isn't at the level of Brady/Cam as far as MVP discussions go. Too many unforced errors that keep the other team in games that should be blowouts.

[Holden_Caulfield]

im here waiting for the supposedly black qb domination
http://img.michaeljacksonspictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/popcorn-blank.gif

[SuperCam]

im here waiting for the supposedly black qb domination
http://img.michaeljacksonspictures.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/popcorn-blank.gif


it's my fault, i'll take the L on that one. Black QBs and second tier guys like Big Rape, Gayron and Brady having an off day tbh...

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Rodgers continues to suck. :wakeup

[resistanze]

Yup, this game is a good exhibit of NFC pretender vs contender.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Yup, this game is a good exhibit of NFC pretender vs contender.
Packers aren't even good enough to even be considered a pretender at this point.

[Raven]

Good game ATL.. I never doubted you as a tough game
is that so

[Will Hunting]

Yup, this game is a good exhibit of NFC pretender vs contender.

When did Green Bay's offense become so ugly? I haven't watched them a lot recently but it seems like they don't get any chunk yardage anymore, have no room for error and fall apart in 3rd and long situations. Is it not having Jordy Nelson is do you think defenses have caught up to it and figured out how to defend Rodgers?

[Raven]

Not a good day for the favorites :lol

pats weren't favorites today though imo

[JoeTait75]

If I were a Panthers fan I wouldn't mind the loss. Might as well get it out of the way now, take that 16-0 pressure off, and concentrate on the goal that really matters.

[resistanze]

When did Green Bay's offense become so ugly? I haven't watched them a lot recently but it seems like they don't get any chunk yardage anymore, have no room for error and fall apart in 3rd and long situations. Is it not having Jordy Nelson is do you think defenses have caught up to it and figured out how to defend Rodgers?

Cobb has been somewhat exposed as being heavily reliant of the attention Jordy receives, he's muchess effective wide vs slot.

Davonte Adams has been injured or irrelevant, and Rodgers has been simply sub par the whole year. Inaccurste, holds ball too long, doesn't trust receivers. Oh and the offensive line is laughable.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

When did Green Bay's offense become so ugly? I haven't watched them a lot recently but it seems like they don't get any chunk yardage anymore, have no room for error and fall apart in 3rd and long situations. Is it not having Jordy Nelson is do you think defenses have caught up to it and figured out how to defend Rodgers?
The Packers offense started to suck after that Chiefs game on Monday Night Football. Don't know if it's because of the loss of Jordy starting to take effect or not but if it is it's no excuse. The Panthers lost their best receiver and it's not effecting them. It's not like the Panthers have a great receiving core.

[TheGreatYacht]

Mariota had to have three 4TD's games with no picks for the Titans to win... Mettenberger is winless in all of his career starts and threw only 1TD this season when started :lol .... That team needs the Chip

[SuperCam]

Fucking faggot seachicken refs strike again :lol

[Will Hunting]

Wow this Green Bay offensive line is horrible.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Packers' O-Line strikes again.

[Canyonero]

Cards to the Super Bowl

[AlexJones]

Yeah, the Cards are going to the SB
Thread

[Will Hunting]

Yeah, the Cards are going to the SB
Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320)

Thread is a Browns fan.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

At this point might as well put Scott Tolzien in the game.

[TheGreatYacht]

Didn't care to watch the Cowboys this year, but I remember this pass Weeden missed against the Pats where the receiver was wide open for the TD :lol

Dude is trash, don't think anybody should put any stock down on him

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Nice of the Cardinals to have pity on the Packers.

[AlexJones]

Thread is a Browns fan.
I know but he's piss scared of that Lombardi heading home to AZ

[TheGreatYacht]

681245698403217408

On the man's birthday tho? :lol Cuck Matthews

[Canyonero]

Rodgers :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Geez put Tolzien in. You're gonna get Rodgers killed in a game already decided.

[Clipper Nation]

Carson MVPalmer :worthy:

[HI-FI]

:lol what a skullfucking

[SuperCam]

Carson MVPalmer :worthy:

Is Palmer playing defense now too :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Is Palmer playing defense now too :lol
:lmao Cum Newton

[Arcadian]

You all better be hoping the Steelers get in. The playoffs will be much more exciting with the Steelers in it, and you all know it.

Would you rather watch the Ben-Brown connection, or Ryan Shitzpatrick? Yeah.

[Clipper Nation]

You all better be hoping the Steelers get in. The playoffs will be much more exciting with the Steelers in it, and you all know it.

Would you rather watch the Ben-Brown connection, or Ryan Shitzpatrick? Yeah.
I'll take Shitzmagic over Big Rape, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao That snap

[Kawhitstorm]

:lol Seacucks

The Rams have their number & the complete lack of any running game doesn't help.

[Will Hunting]

:lol did Struggle just seriously force his own fumble?

[AlexJones]

That's a fumble but with Seattle refs, you're never sure.

[Clipper Nation]

Struggle with the fumblefaggotry, but will the ref$ bail him out?

[SuperCam]

Black QBs shit the bed today tbh. :cry Trump's America :cry

[Will Hunting]

If the Falcons and Semen-pigeons both finish with a 9-7 record, does anyone know who'd own the tiebreaker?

[UNT Eagles 2016]

9 sacks...I repeat, NINE sacks?!??!?? Holy shit, that AZ D-Line is on a whole different level of elite from the rest of the league!

[Raven]

lol monkey wilson

[UNT Eagles 2016]

If the Falcons and Semen-pigeons both finish with a 9-7 record, does anyone know who'd own the tiebreaker?

The Vikings also have to lose out for the Falcons to get in

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Fumble Wilson

[Will Hunting]

9 sacks...I repeat, NINE sacks?!??!?? Holy shit, that AZ D-Line is on a whole different level of elite from the rest of the league!

AZ is near last in the NFL in sacks, this has more to do with GB's offensive line.

[Raven]

If the Falcons and Semen-pigeons both finish with a 9-7 record, does anyone know who'd own the tiebreaker?
seattle is already in the playoffs. Falcons are out if Minne doesn't lose.

[Will Hunting]

The Vikings also have to lose out for the Falcons to get in

So the Semen-pigeons would own the tie breaker?

[jeebus]

Struggle Wilson

[Will Hunting]

You all better be hoping the Steelers get in. The playoffs will be much more exciting with the Steelers in it, and you all know it.

Would you rather watch the Ben-Brown connection, or Ryan Shitzpatrick? Yeah.

I'd want Pittsburgh in solely because they're clearly not much of a threat if they can't even win against a Ryan fucking Mallett led team that has nothing to play for.

The good news for Pittsburgh is that Rex Ryan is a petty asshole and will treat next week as his own personal superbowl and will do everything he can to fuck his old team over.

[Will Hunting]

After all the black QB domination we saw today, time for DD / DeadlyDynasty to bring back the black QB report card.

[Robz4000]

After all the black QB domination we saw today, time for DD / DeadlyDynasty to bring back the black QB report card.

Seconded

[SuperCam]

After all the black QB domination we saw today, time for DD (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=12607) / DeadlyDynasty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=15365) to bring back the black QB report card.

Write up one for Big Rape and Brady too in that case :wakeup

[Clipper Nation]

Write up one for Big Rape and Brady too in that case :wakeup
:lmao Cum Newton
:lmao 0.5 career playoff wins

[Kawhitstorm]

Black QBs shit the bed today tbh. :cry Trump's America :cry

Anti stereotypical Black QB, Teddy "Black Magic" Bridgewater, about to shit on the haters:toast

[SuperCam]

Anti stereotypical Black QB, Teddy "Black Magic" Bridgewater, about to shit on the haters:toast

True true, my nig Tyrod took a wet hot shit on White America's team too, tbh :tu

[SuperCam]

:lmao Cum Newton
:lmao 0.5 career playoff wins

Cam about to win his first MVP sooner than Tommeh ever did, and one more than Big Rape :hat

[HemisfairArena]

Cam about to win his first MVP sooner than Tommeh ever did, and one more than Big Rape :hat

Let me know when Cam wins a title like Bray and Ben,,,you just better hope you don't lose the first playoff game,,Cam and his fan base will never hear the end of it,,,

[Clipper Nation]

Cam about to win his first MVP sooner than Tommeh ever did, and one more than Big Rape :hat
:lol Cuck Newton will be watching in the corner while Carson MVPalmer gets the MVP.

[SuperCam]

:lol Cuck Newton will be watching in the corner while Carson MVPalmer gets the MVP.

Wanna bet on it faggot? I can set up an escrow in less than 24 hours

[Will Hunting]

Write up one for Big Rape and Brady too in that case :wakeup

Big Rape: D or F

Tom Brady: B- or C+

If you're going to scoff the Tom Brady grade, explain what else he could have done. He was on the road against a top 5 defense with a patchwork supporting cast. Of the 10 Patriot week 1 starters on offense other than Brady, only 3 of them started today (not counting Vollmer since he missed almost the entire game).

Week 1 starters:
Tom Brady
Dion Lewis RB - On IR
Danny Amendola WR - Inactive, knee injury
Julian Edelman WR - Inactive, foot injury
Rob Gronkowski TE - Active
Scott Chandler TE - Active (limited snap count with injury)
Nate Solder LT - On IR
Josh Kline LG - Inactive, leg injury
David Andrews - Did not start
Tre' Jackson RG - Active
Sebastian Vollmer - Injured leg on 1st drive, did not return

[HemisfairArena]

Cheatriot fans love excuses,,,,

[Will Hunting]

Cheatriot fans love excuses,,,,

What am I making excuses about?

[HemisfairArena]

What am I making excuses about?

Injuries,,

[HI-FI]

Cheatriot fans love excuses,,,,

[Clipper Nation]

Wanna bet on it faggot? I can set up an escrow in less than 24 hours

:lmao Give it up, Frizzle, nobody is betting with a known welcher.

:lmao Cumrag Newton

[SuperCam]

:lmao Give it up, Frizzle, nobody is betting with a known welcher.

:lmao Cumrag Newton

Typical Cuck Nation, welching faggot afraid to bet on his convictions :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Typical Cuck Nation, welching faggot afraid to bet on his convictions :lol

:lol Not denying that you're Frizzle, a.k.a. N0 LyF3 ScRuB, on an alt
:lol Proven welcher:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226336&page=4
(http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226336&page=4)

:lmao harlem
:lmao broncos
:lmao talking shit about the panthers
:lmao overrated as fuck
:lmao putting up 17 on the fucking chargers garbage ass D
:lmao garbage ass fuck
:lmao put those power rankings up now faggot


you're a welcher partner


And there's the welch....


:lmao No Lyfe Faggot
:lmao Officially a welcher
:lmao Cum Newton


:lmao this nigga welched over a meaningless regular season, Thursday night game, tbh?..


couldn't resist :lmao

[Raven]

Injuries,,

well brady got that offense to overtime so I'm not sure what excuse is needed there.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Wasn't a horrible pass by Eli. Harrison Smith made a great play.

[HemisfairArena]

well brady got that offense to overtime so I'm not sure what excuse is needed there.

So a moral win,,,,lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

So a moral win,,,,lmao
We're gonna smash your boys in a couple weeks.. Again.

[HemisfairArena]

We're gonna smash your boys in a couple weeks.. Again.

What boys are those?,,,

[Kawhitstorm]

Black Magic owning Brady's Daddy:lol

[Arcadian]

I'd want Pittsburgh in solely because they're clearly not much of a threat if they can't even win against a Ryan fucking Mallett led team that has nothing to play for.

The good news for Pittsburgh is that Rex Ryan is a petty asshole and will treat next week as his own personal superbowl and will do everything he can to fuck his old team over.

I hope you're right.

[AlexJones]

This has got to be the first MNF game in like 3 years that has actually mattered

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Denveroids

[Avante]

:lmao Denveroids

Are you kidding me? Dude, you never ever pull that this early in a game don't you know anything? Now what if the Broncos come back and win the game, well? Dude, ya gotta be the dumbest fuck I've seen on these boards, dead serious.

[spurraider21]

lol

[Avante]

:lmao Denveroids


Stupid this is why ya...SLOW THE FUCK DOWN AND GIVE THINGS SOME TIME....ok?

[Thebesteva]

:lmao Denveroids

Coming from a Dolts fan. Rivers gonna enjoy the playoffs from his couch again this year :lol