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Koolaid_Man
12-29-2015, 03:46 PM
:lol these niggas got Kobe derangment syndrome..but yeah its not a good idea to look a snake in his eyes...could be life changing if you get bit....:lol


Before the Philadelphia 76ers (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/_/name/phi/philadelphia-76ers) and Los Angeles Lakers (http://espn.go.com/nba/team/_/name/lal/los-angeles-lakers) met on New Year's Eve 2010, Evan Turner (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/4239/evan-turner) had teammates telling him horror stories about playing against Kobe Bryant (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/110/kobe-bryant) for the first time.Philly's veterans implored the 22-year-old rookie, "Don't look at him in his eyes! Just leave him alone!"


“It’s kind of crazy because he’s the Black Mamba, so obviously you know how talented he is. And you walk in, you hear horror stories before you play him. But then a funny thing happened.


"He was super nice to me," Turner said. "I had teammates that said, ‘When you go out there, don’t look at him in his eye. Don’t talk to him or anything; it’s going to give him an edge.’ Like he’s some type of pit bull or something. ... Then he came up to me and patted me on my back. He was like, ‘How you doing? How’s your mom?’ I was like, ‘She’s all right.'"


Bryant went on to score 33 points as the defending champion Lakers posted a 102-98 triumph that night. With Bryant set to visit Boston for the final time Wednesday night, Turner reflected Tuesday on the legend of Kobe.

Splits
12-29-2015, 03:49 PM
Someone should have told Ms. Faber.

Koolaid_Man
12-29-2015, 03:58 PM
Someone should have told Ms. Faber.

I used to think Kobe was guilty too....:lol that is until her friends ratted her out for bragging to them that Kobe has a 14 inch cock :lol

Raven
12-29-2015, 04:06 PM
lol evan iwannabekirbywithoutshaq turner

Koolaid_Man
12-29-2015, 04:56 PM
Just a shows you the fear of Kobe that permeated the league....no one feared Tammy at all...Tammy is like the rainbow unicorn horse while Kobe is the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. :lmao

Raven
12-29-2015, 05:04 PM
well, tammy is not a rapist and certifiably mentally ill... kirby reminds me of Jack Nicholson in the shining

Kawhitstorm
12-29-2015, 06:27 PM
Evan "I got dumped by the Sixers" Turner:lmao; Smush Parker wept:lol.

Down goes Kirby, down goes Kirby::lmao

RK1-gAWWCMc

Reck
12-29-2015, 07:57 PM
I take it that trick doesn't work anymore?

These days, people are looking Kobe in the eyes and watching a piece of meat dying inside. :lmao

TheGreatYacht
12-29-2015, 08:10 PM
Evan "I got dumped by the Sixers" Turner:lmao; Smush Parker wept:lol.

Down goes Kirby, down goes Kirby::lmao

RK1-gAWWCMc
:lmao

Splits
12-29-2015, 08:17 PM
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Benoit
12-29-2015, 08:21 PM
Just a shows you the fear of Kobe that permeated the league....no one feared Tammy at all...Tammy is like the rainbow unicorn horse while Kobe is the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. :lmao

:lmao

TheGreatYacht
12-29-2015, 08:26 PM
5612269500
:lmao

Reck
12-29-2015, 09:21 PM
Just a shows you the fear of Kobe that permeated the league....no one feared Tammy at all...Tammy is like the rainbow unicorn horse while Kobe is the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse. :lmao

How badly does it hurt knowing Duncan was and will always be the better player of the two? Kobe will always be behind Tammy following, not leading. :lol

Spurtacular
12-29-2015, 10:31 PM
Evan Turner ain't sh**.

Leebrix
12-30-2015, 02:26 AM
I used to think Kobe was guilty too....:lol that is until her friends ratted her out for bragging to them that Kobe has a 14 inch cock :lol

Never heard a dude talk as much about other men's cock size as you do... you sure you don't swing both ways bruh? cuz somethin ain't right upstairs.

LkrFan
12-30-2015, 10:03 AM
Someone should have told Ms. Faber.

:lmao

Thread
12-30-2015, 10:06 AM
Someone should have told Ms. Faber.

She thought he was gonna pound her beav,,,instead he wanted that mud.

That wasn't right.

Koolaid_Man
12-30-2015, 10:11 AM
Never heard a dude talk as much about other men's cock size as you do... you sure you don't swing both ways bruh? cuz somethin ain't right upstairs.

There's a method to my madness and its working just fine :lol

Koolaid_Man
12-30-2015, 10:14 AM
She thought he was gonna pound her beav,,,instead he wanted that mud.

That wasn't right.

:lmao at least it was white bitch mud...and not some funky ass steak mud from a dirty ass white boy or some refried bean mud from an illegal alien .....you know the kind of mud Tammy likes :lol

DMC
12-30-2015, 11:54 AM
Is Evan Turner the one who shared the rookie game MVP with Dejuan fucking Blair?

DMC
12-30-2015, 11:54 AM
She thought he was gonna pound her beav,,,instead he wanted that mud.

That wasn't right.

Nah, he wanted to put monkey jizz on her white face and her genetics made her vomit a little in her mouth so she couldn't overcome the bridge.

Killakobe81
12-30-2015, 01:15 PM
She thought he was gonna pound her beav,,,instead he wanted that mud.

That wasn't right.

I dont get it either ...

Thread
12-30-2015, 01:21 PM
I dont get it either ...

He was afraid of AIDs and believed it would be more difficult to catch it thru the anal act as long as he wasn't on the receiving end.