Kobe

[Horse]

What a phony fucking faggot! So his team sucks ball and all he can do is play mr. nice guy and put all the attention on him and his bullshit farewell tour? Fuck this guy he's a cocksucker and if he had any sack he'd go out the selfish, anti-social prick he's always been.

[Wildcat67]

Last couple times I've seen the "highlights" on Sportscenter. The highlight has been him getting introduced by the road announcer grinning from ear to ear cause he loves the attention.

[DeadlyDynasty]

Lol horse

[DMC]

Welcome to a few weeks ago.

[Thread]

At least he never had to give an NBA Title back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to give his children back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to watch while some wetback busted his wife's bush. Oh, and it's a big fuckin' bush!!! One of them big ones.
At least he never had to watch his tax guy abscond with $25 million like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he shows up to a court house dressed to the 9's unlike Duncan who shows up in Pop's pants, ready for a flood---downtown San Antonio.
At least when he builds a house he paves the goddamn driveway before he puts it up for sale...unlike dum-dum.

[DMC]

At least he never had to give an NBA Title back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to give his children back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to watch while some wetback busted his wife's bush. Oh, and it's a big fuckin' bush!!! One of them big ones.
At least he never had to watch his tax guy abscond with $25 million like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he shows up to a court house dressed to the 9's unlike Duncan who shows up in Pop's pants, ready for a flood---downtown San Antonio.
At least when he builds a house he paves the goddamn driveway before he puts it up for sale...unlike dum-dum.
Crawl Bail, you motherfucker

[Buddy Mignon]

Last couple times I've seen the "highlights" on Sportscenter. The highlight has been him getting introduced by the road announcer grinning from ear to ear cause he loves the attention.

:lmao And that girl swirling her ass in your sig makes it even better.

[Thread]

Crawl Bail, you motherfucker


Lick my narrative, you hump, you.

[baseline bum]

At least he never had to give an NBA Title back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to give his children back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to watch while some wetback busted his wife's bush. Oh, and it's a big fuckin' bush!!! One of them big ones.
At least he never had to watch his tax guy abscond with $25 million like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he shows up to a court house dressed to the 9's unlike Duncan who shows up in Pop's pants, ready for a flood---downtown San Antonio.
At least when he builds a house he paves the goddamn driveway before he puts it up for sale...unlike dum-dum.

You have no room. Kobe gave back four playoffs spots. His kids are so ugly no one would want them. He got cucked by Malone. Wait until you see how much Vanessa walks off with once he's no longer drawing a check from Fredo.

[Thread]

You have no room. Kobe gave back four playoffs spots. His kids are so ugly no one would want them. He got cucked by Malone. Wait until you see how much Vanessa walks off with once he's no longer drawing a check from Fredo.

lmcontrollinao!!!

[ezau]

At least he never had to give an NBA Title back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to give his children back like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he never had to watch while some wetback busted his wife's bush. Oh, and it's a big fuckin' bush!!! One of them big ones.
At least he never had to watch his tax guy abscond with $25 million like dum-dum Duncan has.
At least he shows up to a court house dressed to the 9's unlike Duncan who shows up in Pop's pants, ready for a flood---downtown San Antonio.
At least when he builds a house he paves the goddamn driveway before he puts it up for sale...unlike dum-dum.

Kobe quit, Duncan didn't.

[Splits]

Dale watches "Celebrity Housewives: NBA edition" to measure greatness. The rest of us watch basketball.

[Thread]

Kobe quit, Duncan didn't.

He retired. Everybody retires.

[Thread]

Dale watches "Celebrity Housewives: NBA edition" to measure greatness. The rest of us watch basketball.

Eat-my-narrative.

[Splits]

He retired. Everybody retires.

How many play while retired?

[Thread]

How many play while retired?

Quite a few.

[Splits]

Quite a few.

Really? Name them. Here, I'll start:

Jeter
Tendulkar
Kobe

Who you got?

[MultiTroll]

His kids are so ugly no one would want them.
:lmao
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[MultiTroll]

Dale watches "Celebrity Housewives: NBA edition" to measure greatness. The rest of us watch basketball.
:rollin

This thread is gold.
Parrot feathers are all that's left.

[LakerHater]

KoMe quit!
Playin the "oh, put the young guys in" card!
After he recieved all the pregame attn!

[Thread]

Really? Name them. Here, I'll start:

Jeter
Tendulkar
Kobe

Who you got?

Eat my narrative.

woo hoo!!!

[Splits]

Eat my narrative.

woo hoo!!!

Your admission to lying is duly noted.

[Thread]

Your admission to lying is duly noted.

Suck my narrative.

woo hoo!!!

[140]

:lol

[ezau]

He retired. Everybody retires.

Kobe is a true TOSB then.

[Thread]

Kobe is a true TOSB then.

No. Duncan gave away his 1st 5th. That's egregious. That's big time, baby. You can't walk away from that, ease.

The Bag stays in Texas till the end of times.

[ezau]

No. Duncan gave away his 1st 5th. That's egregious. That's big time, baby. You can't walk away from that, ease.

The Bag stays in Texas till the end of times.

But Kobe gave away two: 2004 and 2008. He also quit mid-season in 2015.

[Thread]

But Kobe gave away two: 2004 and 2008. He also quit mid-season in 2015.

No. They were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

And Kobe retired. Everybody retires.

[Splits]

And Kobe retired. Everybody retires.

How many play while retired, for no other reason to have their ego and bank account stroked?

[ezau]

No. They were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

And Kobe retired. Everybody retires.

Kobe is a quitter. He left the entire Lakers franchise in shambles, Cub. You're not going to convince anyone here otherwise. 2004 and 2008 could've been the Lakers' 17th and 18th rings until Kobe gave them away.

[Thread]

How many play while retired, for no other reason to have their ego and bank account stroked?

Quite a few.

[Thread]

Kobe is a quitter. He left the entire Lakers franchise in shambles, Cub. You're not going to convince anyone here otherwise. 2004 and 2008 could've been the Lakers' 17th and 18th rings until Kobe gave them away.

"could've"

They were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

[ezau]

"could've"

They were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

But 2004 and 2008 were the Lakers' championships until Kobe decided he didn't want them. The Lakers 17 and 18 went down the drain just like that. Such a shame, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

"could've"

They were selling your shit. They never sold our shit.

They sold your shit twice. That's 2004 & 2008 talkin'.

tee, hee.

[Thread]

But 2004 and 2008 were the Lakers' championships until Kobe decided he didn't want them. The Lakers 17 and 18 went down the drain just like that. Such a shame, tbh.

But, they weren't selling our shit. They were selling your shit.

[Thread]

They sold your shit twice. That's 2004 & 2008 talkin'.

tee, hee.

No. They sold your shit. They never sold our shit.

[Horse]

Duncan wasn't even on the floor that's on Pop. Kobe pees sitting down and we now see the fraud that he's always been.

[Thread]

Duncan wasn't even on the floor that's on Pop. Kobe pees sitting down and we now see the fraud that he's always been.

That's horseshit, Horse. He was on the floor when Bats took his cookie. It was in broad daylight.

[Splits]

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[Horse]

That's horseshit, Horse. He was on the floor when Bats took his cookie. It was in broad daylight.
If he was we'd be talking about #6 nothing in the world will convince me he wouldn't have got that last rebound.

[Koolaid_Man]

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This is a beautiful thang.....wish that coulda been me....Like Mike...if I could be like Mike....