Suns at Lakers (AKA Retard Fight) Game Thread sponsored by Bail's Colostomy

[DMC]

Bail you're good to go here. There's a lot at stake for you.

If the Lakers win, you inch closer to missing out on a good lottery pick.

If the Suns win, you get to hear the shit from Suns fans about how shitty your team is.

It's your night. Enjoy it.

I won't watch tbh

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My youngest son is there this evening!!!

[baseline bum]

My youngest son is there this evening!!!

Why? Was he one of the aborted fetuses Kobe injected into his knee?

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Why? Was he one of the aborted fetuses Kobe injected into his knee?

:rolleyes

[Koolaid_Man]

Why? Was he one of the aborted fetuses Kobe injected into his knee?

Why do you have a pic of another niggas hands as your avatar..you San Antonio faggots are fucking hilarious

[DMC]

Why? Was he one of the aborted fetuses Kobe injected into his knee?
Holy shit that's hard.

[DMC]

This is an odd situation tonight in Staples Center.

If the Lakers win, they gain a full game on the Suns. The Suns are currently the 5th worst team in the league and the Lakers are 2nd at 4 games back of the Suns.

So what's the locker room talk pre-game for both teams? "Let if fly"? "Just go out there and have fun"?

You know Horny wants to win this game because he might be walked by security from the terminal to his car otherwise back at Sky Harbor. Bail will be jogging naked down Camelback road.

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This is an odd situation tonight in Staples Center.

If the Lakers win, they gain a full game on the Suns. The Suns are currently the 5th worst team in the league and the Lakers are 2nd at 4 games back of the Suns.

So what's the locker room talk pre-game for both teams? "Let if fly"? "Just go out there and have fun"?

You know Horny wants to win this game because he might be walked by security from the terminal to his car otherwise back at Sky Harbor. Bail will be jogging naked down Camelback road.

Is Kobe playing?

[baseline bum]

Is Kobe playing?

You just never know when the shit bag is going to weigh him down to the bench.

[DMC]

Is Kobe playing?
Not my team, I don't keep up with it.

If he is, then you're going to catch 9 kinds of hell here for his stats.

If he doesn't, he quit at home again.

It's your night.

[midnightpulp]

Is Kobe playing?

You nervous about tonight's game?

Barrels will be rolled if you lose to the Suns at home. Big fuckin' barrels!

[Splits]

Is Kobe playing?

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You nervous about tonight's game?

Barrels will be rolled if you lose to the Suns at home. Big fuckin' barrels!

I had no idea you fellows would take Duncan's Skunker so hard.

[BD24]

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He's not fucking playing against the Warriors :lol. He will still be in excruciating pain, he wanted to play, the team doctors just wouldnt let him.

[midnightpulp]

I had no idea you fellows would take Duncan's Skunker so hard.

Nope. We won our 29th game of the season.

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Nope. We won our 29th game of the season.

And been on the rag all day today because of Duncan's Skunker.

[Raven]

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the quote is gold :lol

[DPG21920]

Go Lakers! Keep on winning. Suns in a complete free fall. It's getting nasty when LA is blowing you out :lol

[DPG21920]

Lakers largest lead in a year???

[BD24]

Lakers largest lead in a year???
Lakerfan better hope Kirby gets healthy or that nice lottery pick may be in jeopardy.

[DMC]

I see a lottery pick moving astray of the fold.

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I see a lottery pick moving astray of the fold.

I smell skunk.

[Mel_13]

Hornacek won't survive this.

[DMC]

I smell skunk.
You shacked up with old gal again?

[DMC]

lol that turnaround by the Suns after the timeout. "Guys, you're making too fucking obvious! Jesus if we end up losing by 40 Silver will crawl up our asses"

[DPG21920]

:lmao LA announcers acting giddy "what a time to be a Laker!" Indeed.

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:lmao LA announcers acting giddy "what a time to be a Laker!" Indeed.

You ain't Champ. You're no better than us and 28 others.

[DPG21920]

You ain't Champ. You're no better than us and 28 others.

What does that have to do with what I said?

[DPG21920]

You ain't Champ. You're no better than us and 28 others.

Also, if teams can have "2nd 5th" or 3rd 5th in Lakers case, then that means it's not about winning or losing. There's different levels. So Lakers are a lower level non-champ and I can make fun of them.

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Also, if teams can have "2nd 5th" or 3rd 5th in Lakers case, then that means it's not about winning or losing. There's different levels. So Lakers are a lower level non-champ and I can make fun of them.

You ain't Champ, Deeps. You're one of 29 just like us.

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What does that have to do with what I said?

Because you ain't no better than us. You ain't Champ. You let the Clippers take your cookie in Texas.

[DPG21920]

You ain't Champ, Deeps. You're one of 29 just like us.

You lodged yours, I lodged mine. Sucks that mine is just a little better.

[DMC]

Bail is at the bottom of the barrel, desperate for anything to use as a shield against the onslaught, especially since Bail 2 and Bail 3 bailed on him.

[DMC]

Aaaaand suddenly Phoenix's point total looks more respectable than the 34 or so they had in the middle of three. It's amazing how these teams collude to create that false product image of competitiveness.

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Bail is at the bottom of the barrel, desperate for anything to use as a shield against the onslaught, especially since Bail 2 and Bail 3 bailed on him.

& yet you cite me as the sagest of LF's.

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Aaaaand suddenly Phoenix's point total looks more respectable than the 34 or so they had in the middle of three. It's amazing how these teams collude to create that false product image of competitiveness.

Before anything else,,,it is a union.

[DMC]

& yet you cite me as the sagest of LF's.
*Between Cedric, Luva and you

[Splits]

:lmao Julia and D'Bust minutes and lines in the only blowout of the season

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*Between Cedric, Luva and you

No. You never made that distinction. It was comprehensive.

I got ya, and I ain't ever lettin' ya ferget it.

You were kissing my ancient ass to get me to return. You know it. I know it. My ass knows it.

[Ball Buster]

:lmao Julia and D'Bust minutes and lines in the only blowout of the season

Both are going to be fine starting NBA players. I have no problem picking Russel over Okafor

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Both are going to be fine starting NBA players. I have no problem picking Russel over Okafor

Buster

[TheGreatYacht]

Both are going to be fine starting NBA players. I have no problem picking Russel over Okafor
Both shot 2/12 against janitors tonight. Of course you don't regret em, you're trying to tank.

Duncan: 6th ring incoming
Kobe: 6th lottery season incoming

[Ball Buster]

Both shot 2/12 against janitors tonight. Of course you don't regret em, you're trying to tank.

Duncan: 6th ring incoming
Kobe: 6th lottery season incoming

Don't care. They're passing the eye test.

I honestly think the Dubs repeat

[DMC]

No. You never made that distinction. It was comprehensive.

I got ya, and I ain't ever lettin' ya ferget it.

You were kissing my ancient ass to get me to return. You know it. I know it. My ass knows it.

It's my cite, I reserve the right to clarify it.

*

[midnightpulp]

Buster

You sided that opine?

"Randle is a waste of space."

Cub, Winter Aught 15.

[Raven]

no matter how much statpadding can sugarcoat things, there is no way to ignore how awful advanced stats and the eye test is for julius randle and dbust.. I mean they are getting absolutely destroyed from every point of view by some end of bench tweener with no jumper (wait, that sounds too much like randle) famous only for calling kirby a rapist on social media..

[Brazil]

so Kobe on the bench and it's a win ?

aren't Lakers 2/6 with Kobe out and and 6/29 when Kobe in ?

:lmao

[Killakobe81]

no matter how much statpadding can sugarcoat things, there is no way to ignore how awful advanced stats and the eye test is for julius randle and dbust.. I mean they are getting absolutely destroyed from every point of view by some end of bench tweener with no jumper (wait, that sounds too much like randle) famous only for calling kirby a rapist on social media..

So much agenda in this post. You may prove to be right in the end and I cannot say you are wrong here at this time. But way to early to make definitive judgments on either guy or to argue Nance who is playing better than either will be better. Wont argue the advanced stuff by my eye test says both guys have shown flashes. Nance is 2-3 years older and more mature physically and mentally than either guy. Comparing a 3 year college starter to two one and done guys makes little sense. Everyone knew that Druss/Randle are not Lebron or even anthony Davis level talents that would succeed immediately. I will say both have been mildly disappointing but to call either busts is pre-mature. Overall I think they are what I thought ... talented prospects that need development time. If randle come back next year without an improved jumper and/or string right hand move and if Russell is still unsure of how to take over the team sans Kobe ...then i will be concerned.

Relax, Raven we suck, are poorly coached and poorly managed. Tough to evaluate these guys in that climate. heck even Oak is at least getting solid coaching ...

[DMC]

So much agenda in this post. You may prove to be right in the end and I cannot say you are wrong here at this time. But way to early to make definitive judgments on either guy or to argue Nance who is playing better than either will be better. Wont argue the advanced stuff by my eye test says both guys have shown flashes. Nance is 2-3 years older and more mature physically and mentally than either guy. Comparing a 3 year college starter to two one and done guys makes little sense. Everyone knew that Druss/Randle are not Lebron or even anthony Davis level talents that would succeed immediately. I will say both have been mildly disappointing but to call either busts is pre-mature. Overall I think they are what I thought ... talented prospects that need development time. If randle come back next year without an improved jumper and/or string right hand move and if Russell is still unsure of how to take over the team sans Kobe ...then i will be concerned.

Relax, Raven we suck, are poorly coached and poorly managed. Tough to evaluate these guys in that climate. heck even Oak is at least getting solid coaching ...

Every NBA player shows flashes else they'd be elsewhere. Jeff Ayres could be an exception.

[Splits]

Every NBA player shows flashes else they'd be elsewhere. Jeff Ayres could be an exception.

Jeff Ayers is elsewhere.

[Raven]

So much agenda in this post. You may prove to be right in the end and I cannot say you are wrong here at this time. But way to early to make definitive judgments on either guy or to argue Nance who is playing better than either will be better. Wont argue the advanced stuff by my eye test says both guys have shown flashes. Nance is 2-3 years older and more mature physically and mentally than either guy. Comparing a 3 year college starter to two one and done guys makes little sense. Everyone knew that Druss/Randle are not Lebron or even anthony Davis level talents that would succeed immediately. I will say both have been mildly disappointing but to call either busts is pre-mature. Overall I think they are what I thought ... talented prospects that need development time. If randle come back next year without an improved jumper and/or string right hand move and if Russell is still unsure of how to take over the team sans Kobe ...then i will be concerned.

Relax, Raven we suck, are poorly coached and poorly managed. Tough to evaluate these guys in that climate. heck even Oak is at least getting solid coaching ...

well, in 2-3 years you will have to pay randle already. He'll have a though time developing a jumper considering he is being challenged to shoot it from the top of the key and he doesn't even try anymore... He's also pretty stupid as an individual, i believe you already found that out. now bust is a fairly flexible term, how do you define a bust? you can lower the standards as much as you want, what you can't do though, is say that he was a good pick.

[Killakobe81]

well, in 2-3 years you will have to pay randle already. He'll have a though time developing a jumper considering he is being challenged to shoot it from the top of the key and he doesn't even try anymore... He's also pretty stupid as an individual, i believe you already found that out. now bust is a fairly flexible term, how do you define a bust? you can lower the standards as much as you want, what you can't do though, is say that he was a good pick.

No I dont need to lower anything he is a first round mid lottery pick. He was not drafted first overall he was drafted 7th. the guys after him you mentioned in another post are probably a good comparison but again many of them have played in over 100 games Randle has not played in half of that, is not starting and is part of a flawed roster. Again to early to say he was a good pick or a bad one. Like I said a bit disappointing so far is fair considering injury and his hype coming out of HS at a top 3 recruit ...but no he is not a bad pick for where he got chosen ... we did not pick him over Wiggins for example, Exum Jabri, embid and Randle all have had significant injuries. None can be judged fairly at this point. Health wise Randle looks the most healthy as I type this ...and those guys were all taking before Julius.

[DPG21920]

Killa, I mean, if your expectations aren't that a team should not whiff with a lottery pick, then what is the point of having expectations at all? Seems like a massive cop out to say "it's not like it was the top pick". When you're in the top 10, you should not be whiffing

[Killakobe81]

Killa, I mean, if your expectations aren't that a team should not whiff with a lottery pick, then what is the point of having expectations at all? Seems like a massive cop out to say "it's not like it was the top pick". When you're in the top 10, you should not be whiffing

I didnt say whiff i said since all 3 have less than even 42 games ...to early to say. Idgaf if you Raven and plenty of others that are wishing for them to fail are using whiff and bust prematurely ...i wont agree until at least this time next year...so you can save any posts on the matter directed to me ...

Hope you have a great 2016, deeps as long as Spurs dont ring.

[DMC]

Killa, I mean, if your expectations aren't that a team should not whiff with a lottery pick, then what is the point of having expectations at all? Seems like a massive cop out to say "it's not like it was the top pick". When you're in the top 10, you should not be whiffing
Killa has been whiffing glue, spray paint and huffing whipped cream cans for years.

[Spurs9]

How long do you think Morris will last on the Suns?

[Venti Quattro]

Three game winning streak and they've got to face the Warriors tonight.

Lol can you please at least let the Lakers have a 5-game winning streak before they get crushed by the Dubs :( :lol :lol

[DMC]

Klay Thompson is fucking going off on the Lakers with 22pt already in the 1st quarter lol.

[Splits]

He's not fucking playing against the Warriors :lol. He will still be in excruciating pain, he wanted to play, the team doctors just wouldnt let him.

[Splits]

:lol probably sore stretching his neck around the corner watching Kirby jerkin' it in the shower, throwing his shoulder out


Tuesday night against the defending champion Golden State Warriors, and for the third straight game, Kobe Bryant (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nba/430/kobe-bryant) will be sitting out for the Lakers due to a sore shoulder.

This time, he will be joined on the bench by rookie point guard D'Angelo Russell (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nba/2462/dangelo-russell), who is battling a sore throat.

[Splits]

:lmao no wonder that TOSB sat

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[DMC]

Goddamn that Lakers team is a sloppy mess. Each rebound they get, no passes, someone goes full court and either turns the ball over or air balls. It's comical. It's damn near scripted. Huertas did another drive into the paint, jump and basically someone just took the ball from him mid shot lol

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:lol 22-0 run