Are the best defensive team in the league.

[21_Dickings]

Our perimeter defense is a fuckin' hornet swarm, and when you add the best paint anchor in the league in Mount Hibbert, I'm surprised anyone can even score on us. Tonight, they've held one of the most explosive teams in the league to 22 first half points! When's the last time your Sperms did something like that, Fatnecks?

We. Are. Fuckin'. Back! Coming for that 7th seed, where we'll get our eternal bottom bitches in the 1st round: The Fat Antonio Sperms.

And Kobe looms. The offensive punch the greatest player of his era will provide will galvanize the entire roster into a Goddamn behemoth on both ends. 20 game win streak inbound.

J.H.U.T.T.

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[William Hung]

Mount Hibbert

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[Splits]

:lol

[Molotov]

:lol Mount Hibbert
:lol Fat Antonio Sperms

[140]

And you wont be sneakin' in.

[Kidd K]

*looks up stats*

Nope. . .Lakers still worst defensive rating in entire NBA (and 2nd worst offense).

Suns explosive? They have a bottom 10 offense.

Congrats on the Lakers being on a small winning streak though, I know they will be few and far between this year.

[Jodelo]

*looks up stats*

Nope. . .Lakers still worst defensive rating in entire NBA (and 2nd worst offense).

Suns explosive? They have a bottom 10 offense.

Congrats on the Lakers being on a small winning streak though, I know they will be few and far between this year.

Not getting it :lol

[Kidd K]

Not getting it :lol

I did get it. Briefly mentioned stats because I enjoy posting LAL's bad stats this year.

[LkrFan]

Fat Antonio Sperms? :lol

[scanry]

mid putting in work tbh

[UNT Eagles 2016]

mid putting in work tbh

This gimmick alt is officially a cooked goose after this year.