Zidane new Real Madrid coach

[Brazil]

it's in French but seems official

http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Zinedine-zidane-remplace-rafael-benitez-comme-entraineur-du-real-madrid-off/621455

lefty my boy... told ya

[lefty]

um thanks

It's not like it's not being discussed in the RM thread :lol

[lefty]

L'Équipe licking their chops, waiting for ZZ to fail


Fuck them

[Brazil]

um thanks

It's not like it's not being discussed in the RM thread :lol

:lol it has been discussed in a couple of threads where you were telling me it won't happen indeed... I think official announcement deserves its own thread tho, as far as I know untill now there was nothing official

[Brazil]

L'Équipe licking their chops, waiting for ZZ to fail


Fuck them

yeah... that too

now Zidane is also in a tough spot with Benzema scandal.. not gonna be easy for him

[lefty]

yeah... that too

now Zidane is also in a tough spot with Benzema scandal.. not gonna be easy for him
ZZ has a good relationship with KB

But yeah of KB is proven guilty he will be shipped out :lol

[Brazil]

ZZ has a good relationship with KB

But yeah of KB is proven guilty he will be shipped out :lol

There is no way he won't be proven guilty tbh... those phone conversations :lol

What remains to be seen is what will be the sanction, after the episode of the prostitute I'm not sure justice will be much soft... From there what Real and FFF are gonna do is a mystery

[lefty]

There is no way he won't be proven guilty tbh... those phone conversations :lol

What remains to be seen is what will be the sanction, after the episode of the prostitute I'm not sure justice will be much soft... From there what Real and FFF are gonna do is a mystery
I'm ok if he doesnt play for the French NT anymore; that would mean more rest and less risks of injury :D

[Brazil]

I'm ok if he doesnt play for the French NT anymore; that would mean more rest and less risks of injury :D

:lol I am ok too, he can go fuck himself tbh... never seen such a retarded brainless pos

We have some young guys... more playing time for them

[lefty]

:lol I am ok too, he can go fuck himself tbh... never seen such a retarded brainless pos

We have some young guys... more playing time for them
Well hopefully your stubborn coach calls up Lacazette and Martial, because Giroud as your #1 striker would be :lol

:lol DD
:lol Preferring Evra to Kurzawa and Digne

[Canyonero]

I'll give it six months.

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX9icPGWsAAy6jw.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX9p5JLWEAALjNB.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX9p5JIWEAAie4K.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX9p5LDWAAAmGZp.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX9p5FmWcAAdEY2.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX9cUaZW8AEJlh8.jpg

[resistanze]

DAT James face :lol

[lefty]

DAT James face :lol
:lol I noticed that too

He is like "oh shit I'm gonna have my ass kicked"

[DAF86]

:lol that Tristiano artificial tan

[lefty]

:lol that Tristiano artificial tan
Why would this phaggot get an artificial tan ?

He is a Mediterranean living in a Mediterranean country, no need for a fake tan

I dont get it tbh

[DAF86]

Why would this phaggot get an artificial tan ?

He is a Mediterranean living in a Mediterranean country, no need for a fake tan

I dont get it tbh

Artificial tans are just a women and gays thing. They can't fight it.

[lefty]

Artificial tans are just a women and gays thing. They can't fight it.
I dont get the point tbh

There is nothing like spending some time in the sun.


Fuck yo SPF clowns!

SPF propaganda = makes people buy sunscreens and tanning lotions and also supports tanning salons. It's all connected :lol


Real men drink beer in the sun !
Grrrrrr

[Canyonero]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01421/Ronadlo-tan_1421716i.jpg

[quentin_compson]

Seems like the last card Perez has up his sleeve.

[lefty]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01421/Ronadlo-tan_1421716i.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d0/fd/bd/d0fdbdfe1b6f6bdc73c4174cf885bf39.jpg

[Canyonero]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d0/fd/bd/d0fdbdfe1b6f6bdc73c4174cf885bf39.jpg

No Badr Hari to put cream on him :(

[lefty]

:lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX95ShaWcAA47Fh.jpg

[Brazil]

Luis Enrique tho :lol


“I don’t have any opinion on the new coach [of Real Madrid],” he said. “I don’t know him."

of course he knows him :lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0pvzjQCcAAUUPy.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoBTgDyIMAAfNlW.jpg

[lefty]

684354434244067328

[Brazil]

:lol what a faggot tbh dat alpha zizou bullied him badly

[Brazil]

dat fear :lol

http://statics.memedeportes.com/mmds/2014/10/MMD_401848_gif_os_acordais_de_este_pique_entre_zid ane_y_luis_enrique_como_lo_recibiran_en_el_bernabe u.gif

[lefty]

lol Motta's hair

[ElNono]

I give him 6 months until he makes the overrated coaches thread, tbh

[lefty]

Brazil :lol

https://twitter.com/LeCompetiteur/status/684513644684677122

[Brazil]

Brazil (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14466) :lol

https://twitter.com/LeCompetiteur/status/684513644684677122

meh I cannot open twitter at work... :depressed

[Brazil]

I give him 6 months until he makes the overrated coaches thread, tbh

WE WILL SEE

[resistanze]

Brazil :lol

https://twitter.com/LeCompetiteur/status/684513644684677122

:lol explains the face photo

[lefty]

:lol explains the face photo
:lol

[Brazil]

Brazil (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14466) :lol

https://twitter.com/LeCompetiteur/status/684513644684677122

:lol

le vent qu'il met a James

[lefty]

Did you guys watch it on mute? :lol

[Brazil]

Did you guys watch it on mute? :lol

nope with the sound too but the funniest part is James... not even close

[lefty]

nope with the sound too but the funniest part is James... not even close

Well I thought the convo was funnier, but that's because the playback is in "algerian"

[TheGreatYacht]

He will be a great coach. He obviously won't win anything this season tho with such a weak roster

[Relevancy]

Hahah Madridistas hoping that zidane will be another guardiola case, take into account the kind of beasts guardiola had when he took over, prime xavi, a hungry messi for success and iniesta, kinda easy when you have those three monsters.

[Canyonero]

Zidane said he will keep the BBC and Penaldo will keep shooting the free kicks. :lol:lol:lol:lol "revolution"

[Relevancy]

Revolution my ass, as long as messi is still hungry for more rm will suffer a little bit more, not to mention that goat tridente.

[TDMVPDPOY]

if the algerian has any balls left, he get rid of that ronaldo clown and start building around bale..

u dont go out there sugarcoat to bale his the future of rm then go around his back and say ronaldo is still important piece to this team when its either ronaldo or no madrid...another narc kent...

[lefty]

Ideally he should get rid of both although Bale hasn't been to bad this season tbh

[dunkman]

No top coach was going to take the team mid-season. But that's how Del Bosque got appointed, maybe Zidane can emulate his success.

[lefty]

:lmao Zidane has destroyed Barcelona's confidence

[Brazil]

Dat remontada tbh :tu

[Brazil]

My nigg Zizou tbh

He now has won as a player, as an assistant coach and as a coach the CL... Dude is a winner, he won at least once every competition he played. Only stuff missing is a title in french league as a player and la liga as a coach.

[lefty]

Yeah a French L1 title is going to do wonder for his Resume.



Said no one ever

[Canyonero]

He could sign a one-week contract with PSG.

[lefty]

He could sign a one-week contract with PSG.

:lol

[ElNono]

Some players that didn't really have a stellar career end up being good coaches... I think Zidane could be one of those guys... he should get credit for winning the CL with Ronaldo basically not playing...

[DAF86]

He still has a lot to prove. Madrid got all the breaks on this CL, tbh. He can still end up like Ancelloti who lucked into a CL but was sacked 1 year later.

[dfens]

Some players that didn't really have a stellar career end up being good coaches... I think Zidane could be one of those guys... he should get credit for winning the CL with Ronaldo basically not playing...

nigga what:downspin:

[Brazil]

nigga what:downspin:

don't bother... it's ElNono subtle...

[Brazil]

He still has a lot to prove. Madrid got all the breaks on this CL, tbh. He can still end up like Ancelloti who lucked into a CL but was sacked 1 year later.

of course... he did not transform the Real, team has been lucky but he had still the merit to bring the players in the same boat.

at the end dude is a winner

[Brazil]

Yeah a French L1 title is going to do wonder for his Resume.



Said no one ever

:lol sure... just crazy when you think about it, in his pro career he won at least once every damn competition including cups, intertoto BS... except that and la liga as a coach

[ElNono]

don't bother... it's ElNono subtle...

:lol

[Brazil]

:lol

:lol

[dunkman]

Only good coaches win the Champions. Madrid also got to win at the Camp Nou when Barcelona looked invincible.

[Brazil]

I'll give it six months.

:lol

[140]

damn :lol

[140]

DAT James face :lol
Premonitory :lol

[Canyonero]

:lol

I never specified the IT fwiw

[Brazil]

I never specified the IT fwiw

:lol

[Brazil]

ZIDANE is a BOSS tbh... a fucking winner

[Brazil]

I hope I'm not going to jinx him tho

:lol

Lefty, I screwed up man.. help me

[lefty]

I hope I'm not going to jinx him tho

:lol

Lefty, I screwed up man.. help me

Hey fuck you tbh

[resistanze]

My nigga Zizou going for the THREEPEAT :wow

[Brazil]

Hey fuck you tbh

:lol

[dfens]

tbh if I'm france I'm throwing an obscene money at zidane to get me that ring tbh

[lefty]

My nigga Zizou going for the THREEPEAT :wow

FOR FUCK SAKE

[resistanze]

FOR FUCK SAKE

:lmao

[resistanze]

FOR FUCK SAKE

See.

[Canyonero]

An Arsenal fan jinxing must be a double negative.

[Jodelo]

Fuck you all for the nearly jinx. :lol

[dfens]

Fuck you all for the nearly jinx. :lol

son penaldo is like a get out of jail card .. no matter what happens you know that nigga scoring tbh :wow

[Brazil]

:lol pfff that was close

[Brazil]

tbh if I'm france I'm throwing an obscene money at zidane to get me that ring tbh

This x100000

[lefty]

This x100000

Deschamps is too conservative

It wouldn't hurt to take some risks with all that offensive talent

[dfens]

Deschamps is too conservative

It wouldn't hurt to take some risks with all that offensive talent

no son, he's just a pussy, he's dominated by the weight of the talent of his roster. for that type of roster you need a real nigga coach like mourinho / zidane / conte / etc. a nigga not afraid to bench a soft faggot like pogba. france aren't winning it with deschamps, they're a tough contender team but not winners. it was the same case with spain, they needed to bring big dick del bosque to put them niggas to work.

[Brazil]

no son, he's just a pussy, he's dominated by the weight of the talent of his roster. for that type of roster you need a real nigga coach like mourinho / zidane / conte / etc. a nigga not afraid to bench a soft faggot like pogba. france aren't winning it with deschamps, they're a tough contender team but not winners. it was the same case with spain, they needed to bring big dick del bosque to put them niggas to work.

sad but true tbh...

I'm afraid this gonna be a waste of talents

[lefty]

And they have no leadership on the pitch either

[spursistan]

Yeah, Deshamps is starting to look like France's Marc Wilmots. If they fail to make the semis in Russia with that squad he should be sacked.

FTF should be all over trying to poach Zidane from Madrid. He has nothing left to prove there. He's got the the stature, charisma and tactical nous to get the best of that squad. Most importantly, he thrives in Cup competitions..

[Brazil]

Yeah, Deshamps is starting to look like France's Marc Wilmots. If they fail to make the semis in Russia with that squad he should be sacked.

FTF should be all over trying to poach Zidane from Madrid. He has nothing left to prove there. He's got the the stature, charisma and tactical nous to get the best of that squad. Most importantly, he thrives in Cup competitions..

:tu

[Brazil]

:lol 6 months

[Jodelo]

I'll give it six months.


I give him 6 months until he makes the overrated coaches thread, tbh

:lmao

[dfens]

Canyonero[/B] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8352844#post8352844);9403752] I'll give it six months.

ElNono[/B] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8355009#post8355009);9403752] I give him 6 months until he makes the overrated coaches thread, tbh.

goat player goat coach nigga can't stop winning and you niggas upset tbh :lol
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClearGrimGalapagostortoise-size_restricted.gif


:lmao
:lmao

[ElNono]

I'll admit I was wrong. He's a better coach than he was a player, tbh...

[ElNono]

Some players that didn't really have a stellar career end up being good coaches... I think Zidane could be one of those guys... he should get credit for winning the CL with Ronaldo basically not playing...

tbh

[Jodelo]

I'll admit I was wrong. He's a better coach than he was a player, tbh...

GOAT player and current coach. Just Zidane doing his well known alpha thing. (Has to come to an end in the CL at one point of course :lol)

[resistanze]

My nigga Zizou going for the THREEPEAT :wow


FOR FUCK SAKE

https://media.giphy.com/media/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY/giphy.gif

[lefty]

https://media.giphy.com/media/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY/giphy.gif

:lol

[Brazil]

https://media.giphy.com/media/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY/giphy.gif

:lol

[Canyonero]

Wow, he's gone.

[lefty]

Yup I didn't see that coming

[Brazil]

That’s a surprise indeed, nobody saw it comin..

[resistanze]

GOATdane wins a threepeat and drops the mic :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Godnaldo must have told him he was leaving.... didn't want to look like POOP without Duncan

[Bynumite]

Real management is ruthless, i could see them giving Zidane the boot if Real underachieved next season, despite coming off a 3peat. Might as well leave while his stock is extremely high.

DYNASTYnaldo probably gone too. PSG being the destination if i had to make a guess. 3PEATnaldo will be the mentor and leader Neymar never had on the pitch :wakeup

[Mikeanaro]

Got too much Penaldo, tbh.
5 minutes after winning, everybody enjoying the win while that bitch complained about money when he did nothing, thats too much for anyone.

[Bynumite]

Got too much Penaldo, tbh.
5 minutes after winning, everybody enjoying the win while that bitch complained about money when he did nothing, thats too much for anyone.

When there are players making €40 mil a year to win 1 CL in the last 7 seasons and consistently disappear in the CL knockout stage, i understand Ronaldo's frustration and where he's coming from :wakeup

[Bynumite]

Also, Ronaldo discussing money after a CL win, still doesn't trump midget quitting on his own country immediately after losing another NT final. A final midget himself choked from the penalty spot :lol

But as usual midget gets a pass because he's such a good boy. The son every mother would love to have :lol

[Mikeanaro]

Also, Ronaldo discussing money after a CL win, still doesn't trump midget quitting on his own country immediately after losing another NT final. A final midget himself choked from the penalty spot :lol

But as usual midget gets a pass because he's such a good boy. The son every mother would love to have :lol
How many WC finals has Ronalda played?

Talking about faces that only a mother could love...
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr07/1/9/grid-cell-18255-1398952054-0.jpghttp://plasticsurgeryproof.com/users/1/images3/cristiano-ronaldo-teeth.jpg

Also when you talk about money you are a loser, Mechi makes very little money on the NT he was frustrated because he had to play with Asshuain Rojo Biglia and other living deads, but we will see how far Rinalda goes without Bale and company.

[Bynumite]

^This is what autism looks like :lol

Get your facts straight midgetfan. You're all over the place and not making any sense.

[Jodelo]

Shocking but he has won everything there is to win. Just "downhill" from here on, still sad... :depressed

[apalisoc_9]

Smart move. He knows winning 4 straight is impossible and Barca probavly wins the league.

[lefty]

In other news, Xabi Alonso will coach the RM youth team.

[SpurOutofTownFan]

I think he's seeing the signs of decline already (it was a miracle they won the Champions IMO) and is leaving on a high note. Guardiola saw the same thing and left while he was on the up.

[ElNono]

Scared of Missi, IMO

[TheGreatYacht]

Benshitma gone, tbh. God is real

[lefty]

So Poshittino is the #1 candidate to replace Zizou ?

It will backfire at me if he is successful in Madrid :lol

[dfens]

mj beisball break from coaching tbh ? too much winning tbh