Lakers: real talk, could Kiwi stop 22 y/o kobe? [Archive]

Koolaid_Man

01-06-2016, 04:47 PM

Kobe's #'s that series

33.3
7.0
7.0
51% FG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0HtbJFEzJM

If Maria Sharapova stepped out of the shower with a wet dripping pussy and asked you to bang that pussy and suck her titties and allow her to suck your cock would you tell her to fuck off?

RsxPiimp

01-06-2016, 04:49 PM

You mean can a furry fruit from New Zealand do a better job than Antonio Daniels and Terry Porter?

I say yes.

better job, undoubtedly yes, but can he stop kobe though?

daslicer

01-06-2016, 04:57 PM

Yeah I think he could actually stop him considering a 28 year old Aaron McKie who was undersized at 6'5 and not athletic was able to hold him to 41 percent FG percentage in the Finals back in '01 just by being physical.

Koolaid_Man

01-06-2016, 05:01 PM

daslicer

01-06-2016, 05:10 PM

:lol

Kobe historically doesn't shoot well against tall defenders you know that. He sucked against Tayshaun Prince in '04, Posey in '08, Bowen in '03. Kawhi has all the tools these guys have to take out Kobe.

Raven

01-06-2016, 05:16 PM

with today's rules, he probably would average 10ppg on .300 shooting against kawhi

Cry Havoc

01-06-2016, 05:17 PM

Kobe would have still scored obviously, but Kawhi would be the best defender Kobe ever had to deal with. He would have definitely been limited. I expect Kobe would keep bombing away though, I could see him trying to take 30-35 shots a game just to keep his scoring avg up.

Silver&Black

01-06-2016, 05:22 PM

The fact that some people even bring up shit like this speaks volumes for Kawhi as a defender...

The dude is that damn good.

Koolaid_Man

01-06-2016, 05:24 PM

Mikeanaro

01-06-2016, 05:26 PM

Yes Kiwi could, but can a 37 y/o Korpse stop 24 y/o Kiwi?

lefty

01-06-2016, 05:29 PM

Fuck no

Who the hell was guarding Kobe in the 2001 series ? :lol

daslicer

01-06-2016, 05:35 PM

Fuck no

Who the hell was guarding Kobe in the 2001 series ? :lol

Terry Porter and Antonio Daniels.

Koolaid_Man

01-06-2016, 05:50 PM

The fact that some people even bring up shit like this speaks volumes for Kawhi as a defender...

The dude is that damn good.

I feel you dawg...I can understand...when Kobe was a wide eyed pup we were excited when he went up against MJ as well...so Kawhi getting the opportunity to play the 2nd greatest ever is a big compliment and can be exciting ....I get it..I understand

RsxPiimp

01-06-2016, 05:51 PM

kobe was dunking on the twin towers like their stiffs, this kobe was possessed tbh

Koolaid_Man

01-06-2016, 05:54 PM

kobe was dunking on the twin towers like their stiffs, this kobe was possessed tbh

It was sexual abuse of the twins tbh....:lmao

DMC

01-06-2016, 06:03 PM

Not in a hotel in Colorado, couldn't be done it seems.

DMC

01-06-2016, 06:03 PM

kobe was dunking on the twin towers like their stiffs, this kobe was possessed tbh
Suck his cock you faggot

Silver&Black

01-06-2016, 06:23 PM

I feel you dawg...I can understand...when Kobe was a wide eyed pup we were excited when he went up against MJ as well...so Kawhi getting the opportunity to play the 2nd greatest ever is a big compliment and can be exciting ....I get it..I understand

Cool story bruh...

:lol "2nd greatest ever"

Kobe isn't even the 2nd greatest Laker ever.

Raven

01-06-2016, 06:51 PM

Cool story bruh...

:lol "2nd greatest ever"

Kobe isn't even the 2nd greatest Laker ever.
lol, he meant tim duncan

LkrFan

01-06-2016, 06:58 PM

midnightpulp get your hummingbird ass in here son.

Mitch

01-06-2016, 07:05 PM

midnightpulp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5430) get your hummingbird ass in here son.

Sorry about the weather, Raul, gardeners don't work during storms.

Koolaid_Man

01-06-2016, 07:10 PM

Cool story bruh...

:lol "2nd greatest ever"

Kobe isn't even the 2nd greatest Laker ever.

Magic is just nostalgia of the golden era....make no mistake Kobe is the greatest..better athelete than Magic too...better jumper, better mid range, better low post and better defense than Magic...but I understand the Magic nostalgia point of view...end of the day though its Kobe first..

Magic was the better passer and teammate though..thats it

MultiTroll

01-06-2016, 07:12 PM

The fact that some people even bring up shit like this speaks volumes for Kobe as an offensive role player...feeding off Shaq, the rigged refs, with Robert Horry spacing the arc etc means Kobe could have an impact on the series vs Leonard.

The dude is that damn good.
fixed

Silver&Black

01-06-2016, 07:25 PM

Magic is just nostalgia of the golden era....make no mistake Kobe is the greatest..better athelete than Magic too...better jumper, better mid range, better low post and better defense than Magic...but I understand the Magic nostalgia point of view...end of the day though its Kobe first..

Magic was the better passer and teammate though..thats it

I take back my original post. I said that Kobe isn't even the 2nd greatest Laker ever. What I meant to say is "Kobe isn't even the 3rd greatest Laker ever".

Magic, Kareem, Shaq are all above Kobe in the Lakers hierarchy. Don't take that as a diss Kool. When someone as good as Kobe is your franchise's 4th greatest player....that just shows how many greats have played for that franchise.

midnightpulp

01-06-2016, 07:43 PM

It's been well documented that Kobe has struggled in playoff/important games against other good (even average) wing players.

He's been outplayed by:

- Reggie Miller
- Jalen Rose
- Allen Iverson
- Tayshaun Prince
- Rip Hamilton
- Ray Allen
- Paul Pierce
- Rudy Fernandez
- P. Quineros

Put Kawhi on 22 year old Kobe, and I think Kobe averages about 25 points on 41% shooting. '08 Kobe was PEAK Kobe, and he got shut down by James Posey.

DarrinS

01-06-2016, 08:00 PM

Too bad Kirby is going out with a whimper. Oh well, you guys still got your glory days from over a decade ago to look fondly on. :lmao

Koolaid_Man

01-06-2016, 08:07 PM

Put Kawhi on 22 year old Kobe, and I think Kobe averages about 25 points on 41% shooting. '08 Kobe was PEAK Kobe, and he got shut down by James Posey.

We've discussed this already :lmao

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=456028744536364&id=407101112762461&refsrc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearchurl%2Fr .html&_rdr

lefty

01-06-2016, 08:08 PM

Terry Porter and Antonio Daniels.
:lol even JR Smith would have average 40 ppg against those 2

lefty

01-06-2016, 08:09 PM

Not in a hotel in Colorado, couldn't be done it seems.

TDMVPDPOY

01-06-2016, 08:43 PM

if that white girl can stop kirby in colorado, i dont see why kawhi cant...

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01-06-2016, 08:45 PM

if that white girl can stop kirby in colorado, i dont see why kawhi cant...

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

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01-06-2016, 08:48 PM

Too bad Kirby is going out with a whimper. Oh well, you guys still got your glory days from over a decade ago to look fondly on. :lmao

You mean that back-to-back in '09-'10?

You couldn't do it. Let the Clippers take your cookie at home, where everybody's children play except for dum-dum Duncan's kids. They have another daddy now...+ a number of "uncles" lookin' to get into their mother's drawers. The line is long, black & distinguished.

ambchang

01-06-2016, 09:52 PM

better job, undoubtedly yes, but can he stop kobe though?

Aaron McKie and Eric snow stopped him in the next round (:lol 41.5% shooting), but I think both of them are better than an inanimate fruit.

midnightpulp

01-06-2016, 10:10 PM

You mean that back-to-back in '09-'10?

You couldn't do it. Let the Clippers take your cookie at home, where everybody's children play except for dum-dum Duncan's kids. They have another daddy now...+ a number of "uncles" lookin' to get into their mother's drawers. The line is long, black & distinguished.

You're qualifying again. I'm surprised you do "back-to-backs."

That's Media invention, Cub. East coast Media invention to begrudge the Lakers their '85 ringage. Remember Red saying, "You ain't a true champ until you defend."

We just tote 'em here.

5=5.

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01-06-2016, 10:11 PM

You're qualifying again. I'm surprised you do "back-to-backs."

That's Media invention, Cub. East coast Media invention to begrudge the Lakers their '85 ringage. Remember Red saying, "You ain't a true champ until you defend."

We just tote 'em here.

5=5.

You had to win your 1st 5th a 2nd time. That never ends.

midnightpulp

01-06-2016, 10:13 PM

You had to win your 1st 5th a 2nd time. That never ends.

I don't do that narrative shit. I just tote 'em.

Duncan: 5

Kobe: 5

You used to just "tote 'em" too.

What happened?

DPG21920

01-06-2016, 10:13 PM

You had to win your 1st 5th a 2nd time. That never ends.

This is true. Kobe had to win his 3rd 5th which is just slightly worse though.

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01-06-2016, 10:14 PM

I don't do that narrative shit. I just tote 'em.

Duncan: 5

Kobe: 5

You used to just "tote 'em" too.

What happened?

Still do. I invented it.

You got 5. You just had to win it a 2nd time.

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01-06-2016, 10:14 PM

This is true. Kobe had to win his 3rd 5th which is just slightly worse though.

Lettin' Battier do ya that-a-way.

LMFAO!!!

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01-06-2016, 10:16 PM

Lettin' Battier do ya that-a-way.

LMFAO!!!

& he was semi-retired. He never played again, did he? Just long enough to shove dum-dum into a box.

midnightpulp

01-06-2016, 10:18 PM

Lettin' Battier do ya that-a-way.

LMFAO!!!

No room. You let Prince do you a-way.

And for 4 games to boot!

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01-06-2016, 10:28 PM

No room. You let Prince do you a-way.

And for 4 games to boot!

Can't even take it.

K...

01-06-2016, 10:35 PM

I'd bet on Danny green too.

DMC

01-06-2016, 10:38 PM

Spurs running the league before Lakers ever rose up. Spurs running the league 4 years after they fell again for the 2nd time. Spurs never missing a beat.

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01-06-2016, 10:43 PM

Spurs running the league before Lakers ever rose up. Spurs running the league 4 years after they fell again for the 2nd time. Spurs never missing a beat.

Though you did permit the Clippers to bust your hole in Texas. Thought ya's were a big shot, gonna waltz to it.

No more big shot.

midnightpulp

01-06-2016, 10:43 PM

Though you did permit the Clippers to bust your hole in Texas. Thought ya's were a big shot, gonna waltz to it.

No more big shot.

You let every team in the league bust yer hole.

Even the Sixers LMAO!!!

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01-06-2016, 10:44 PM

You let every team in the league bust yer hole.

Even the Sixers LMAO!!!

Can't even take it. Has to lash out.

DMC

01-06-2016, 10:47 PM

Though you did permit the Clippers to bust your hole in Texas. Thought ya's were a big shot, gonna waltz to it.

No more big shot.
And you lost your last hoorah to us, swept at home by 30 a game to TOSB Duncan who laughed at you whilst propping his ass on your desk. Thought yall were gonna shake up the world. You didn't.

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01-06-2016, 10:48 PM

And you lost your last hoorah to us, swept at home by 30 a game to TOSB Duncan who laughed at you whilst propping his ass on your desk. Thought yall were gonna shake up the world. You didn't.

Let the sages of LFs boil it down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

DMC

01-06-2016, 10:49 PM

Let the sages of LFs boil it down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

Maybe a 1st 6th but we know Kobe aint going there and that has you worried. Really really worried.

midnightpulp

01-06-2016, 10:52 PM

Let the sages of LFs boil it down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

We don't quality, add adjectives or narratives.

We just tote.

5=5.

More toting, Cub. Less qualifying.

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01-06-2016, 10:53 PM

We don't quality, add adjectives or narratives.

We just tote.

5=5.

More toting, Cub. Less qualifying.

Just the facts, Midst:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

RsxPiimp

01-06-2016, 11:00 PM

Spurs running the league before Lakers ever rose up. Spurs running the league 4 years after they fell again for the 2nd time. Spurs never missing a beat.

aww shaddup fatty

100%duncan

01-06-2016, 11:09 PM

Oh look another thread backfires against lakerfan :lol

100%duncan

01-06-2016, 11:11 PM

Duncan 2
Lebron -1 that kobe stole

Obstructed_View

01-06-2016, 11:13 PM

Real talk, shouldn't you guys start rooting for someone who's relevant? Better yet, root for a team instead of an individual player.

TDfan2007

01-07-2016, 12:59 AM

Kawhi would have given that Kobe a lot of problems with his length, but he wouldn't have stopped him. Kobe went nuclear in the 2001 playoffs. Probably his best individual run other than 2009.

TDfan2007

01-07-2016, 01:00 AM

Smh, I don't even know why I bothered responding. This thread went to shit pretty quickly...

RsxPiimp

01-07-2016, 01:00 AM

Kawhi would have given that Kobe a lot of problems with his length, but he wouldn't have stopped him. Kobe went nuclear in the 2001 playoffs. Probably his best individual run other than 2009.

:worthy:

TDfan2007

01-07-2016, 01:17 AM

:worthy:

Kobe has rarely gone supernova during the playoffs in his career (he's only had 2 truly dominant/memorable post-season runs that I can think of), but for whatever reason that motherfucker always torched us. I'll never forget game 4 of that 04 series. He destroyed Bruce and sparked LA's comeback. The Spurs could have gone up 3-1 :pctoss. There's also that 02 series where he basically outscored our entire damn team in every 4th quarter and hit the game-winner in game 4...ugh.

lefty20

01-07-2016, 01:37 AM

No, he wouldn't stop him. But he would force him to take 30+ shots for them pts.

daslicer

01-07-2016, 01:47 AM

No, he wouldn't stop him. But he would force him to take 30+ shots for them pts.

Of course a high volume shooter is going to still score points due to taking too many shots. My definition of stopping a high volume shooter is when he shoots a shitty percentage which is what Kawhi would have done to Kobe.