View Full Version : The State Farm "Never" commercials. You approve of the ending?
MultiTroll
01-12-2016, 10:38 PM
https://youtu.be/O1Z91YkPatw
After all the "nevers" that end up happening, the final scene has:
Husband and wife curled up on the sofa with their two young children. Everyone is asleep except for husband who says:
"I'm never letting go."
Obviously inferring they could and will end up divorced.
Q. Do you approve of State Farms ugg realistic advertising? 50% + of all U.S. marriages end up in divorce.
Or does it kind of make you sick seeing portrayals of this couple growing thru a lot of the usual stuff and being an intact family with two girls only to have State Farm infer.....it's all gonna end?
I don't like it. Thought it was good commercial up until then.
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01-12-2016, 11:46 PM
Mult, you're wrong. He's been running away thru the entire commercial. At the end,,,he's finally discovered that everything he's ever wanted is on that couch and "I'm never letting go."
It's too cute for me, but, it's certainly worthy in this age.
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I enjoyed the commercial they've been running on Eric Dickerson talking about Walter Payton when he'd been stricken. The commercial is quick, it's fast, but, it's all there:::life, mortality, reality. Payton had done everything, but, he'd never died.
It reminded me of that presser him & his brother did when it was late:::a plain table, 2 plain metal folding chairs and the tears.
MultiTroll
01-12-2016, 11:49 PM
^^ You mean the implication is that he is going to stay?
He wants to?
Kim Jong-il
01-12-2016, 11:53 PM
^^ You mean the implication is that he is going to stay?
He wants to?
Are you seriously this fucking stupid? :lmao :lmao :lmao
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01-12-2016, 11:58 PM
^^ You mean the implication is that he is going to stay?
He wants to?
Yes. Everything he was afraid of he's learned to appreciate, to cherish and now will guard with his vocation & life.
HI-FI
01-13-2016, 12:14 AM
:lol
MultiTroll
01-13-2016, 12:47 AM
Yes. Everything he was afraid of he's learned to appreciate, to cherish and now will guard with his vocation & life.
Now I really like the commercial.
https://youtu.be/FiN43Vav2LU
ChumpDumper
01-13-2016, 12:59 AM
It's just one woman in the photograph, Fabbs.
DisAsTerBot
01-13-2016, 02:15 PM
holy shit how are you this stupid?
SpursforSix
01-13-2016, 02:20 PM
Mult, you're wrong. He's been running away thru the entire commercial. At the end,,,he's finally discovered that everything he's ever wanted is on that couch and "I'm never letting go."
It's too cute for me, but, it's certainly worthy in this age.
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I enjoyed the commercial they've been running on Eric Dickerson talking about Walter Payton when he'd been stricken. The commercial is quick, it's fast, but, it's all there:::life, mortality, reality. Payton had done everything, but, he'd never died.
It reminded me of that presser him & his brother did when it was late:::a plain table, 2 plain metal folding chairs and the tears.
This is right. It's got a beginning and end.
Although it'd be funny if there was one more scene with him getting buttfucked by some big black tranny.
SpursforSix
01-13-2016, 02:21 PM
or one more scene with him standing over his dead family with blood on his hands and all over the walls
MultiTroll
01-13-2016, 02:36 PM
holy shit how are you this stupid?
How are you and King Jil In and RumpHumper so stupid?
I wouldn't use the term stupid on yourselves as much as ignorant.
See, Millennials are taking a more and more dim view of marriage. So if you run this commercial by a focus group of millennials, a fair amount of them will wonder as I did if it could be taken either way.
Homosexual men (ChumpDumper) are known to be quite promiscuous (generally speaking), hence the jokes among flamers is "What does a gay man do on a 2nd date"? A. They don't go on a 2nd date. So a commercial on a man/woman/kids "traditional" or call it what you want, can also be lost on him.
*Chumpie I am not inferring you are promiscuous or not, that is entirely for you to decide -or not- to reveal.
DisAsTerBot
01-13-2016, 03:37 PM
holy shit you're a millennial??? I always assumed you were really old tbh
ChumpDumper
01-14-2016, 04:09 AM
How are you and King Jil In and RumpHumper so stupid?
I wouldn't use the term stupid on yourselves as much as ignorant.
See, Millennials are taking a more and more dim view of marriage. So if you run this commercial by a focus group of millennials, a fair amount of them will wonder as I did if it could be taken either way.
Homosexual men (ChumpDumper) are known to be quite promiscuous (generally speaking), hence the jokes among flamers is "What does a gay man do on a 2nd date"? A. They don't go on a 2nd date. So a commercial on a man/woman/kids "traditional" or call it what you want, can also be lost on him.
*Chumpie I am not inferring you are promiscuous or not, that is entirely for you to decide -or not- to reveal.No need to meltdown, Fabbs.
You're just not the kind of person who understands simple commercials.
It doesn't matter; you probably have to buy insurance from the high risk pool anyway.
Kim Jong-il
01-14-2016, 04:10 AM
How are you and King Jil In and RumpHumper so stupid?
I wouldn't use the term stupid on yourselves as much as ignorant.
See, Millennials are taking a more and more dim view of marriage. So if you run this commercial by a focus group of millennials, a fair amount of them will wonder as I did if it could be taken either way.
Homosexual men (ChumpDumper) are known to be quite promiscuous (generally speaking), hence the jokes among flamers is "What does a gay man do on a 2nd date"? A. They don't go on a 2nd date. So a commercial on a man/woman/kids "traditional" or call it what you want, can also be lost on him.
*Chumpie I am not inferring you are promiscuous or not, that is entirely for you to decide -or not- to reveal.
Or, the more logical route, you're just that fucking stupid.
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