Mavs: How does Dirk, as old as he is, carry his team to the playoffs each year while Kob... [Archive]

TDMVPDPOY

01-13-2016, 10:11 PM

doesnt kirby goto germany every year to get that surgery done to his achilles? i think it involves him putting his foot into a hole, other side of hole is dirk standing there jerking and rubbing his cock on the achilles...even with dirks special cream, pos is still a pos

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01-13-2016, 10:12 PM

Kobe: 5

Dirk: 1 (1........muhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha)

Splits

01-13-2016, 10:18 PM

Kobe: 5

Dirk: 1 (1........muhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha)

http://i.imgur.com/4CNvOQc.png

DMC

01-13-2016, 10:20 PM

is leaving his franchise in the worst situation possible?

No hope.

No future.

Leaving his "beloved" team in a 3rd world shithole.

Kobe === George Bush Jr.
It's on Mitch and Buss tbh.

I'd let them pay me 50m to not play for 2 years. I might even negotiate 3.

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 10:21 PM

is leaving his franchise in the worst situation possible?

No hope.

No future.

Leaving his "beloved" team in a 3rd world shithole.

Kobe === George Bush Jr.

True Alphas like Dirk and Tim are rare! They play injured and carry their respective teams through and through. They are the sole reason for their teams success. Tbh Dirks championship holds more weight than Kobes. Kobe was merely a solid contributor in his prime but ultimately the games worst chucker of all time.

Splits

01-13-2016, 10:22 PM

True Alphas like Dirk and Tim are rare! They play injured and carry their respective teams through and through. They are the sole reason for their teams success. Tbh Dirks championship holds more weight than Kobes. Kobe was merely a solid contributor in his prime but ultimately the games worst chucked of all time.

Alvin Iverson would have 5 chips playing with all-world bigs.

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01-13-2016, 10:23 PM

http://i.imgur.com/4CNvOQc.png

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

Dirk: just the 1.

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01-13-2016, 10:23 PM

Alvin Iverson would have 5 chips playing with all-world bigs.

Kobe: 5

Iverson: tee, hee.

Splits

01-13-2016, 10:25 PM

Kobe: 5

Iverson: tee, hee.

Kobe is Iverson.

Just a bit better in eFG. Just a bit.

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01-13-2016, 10:26 PM

Kobe is Iverson.

Just a bit better in eFG. Just a bit.

I'll just bet he is.

ha, ha.

DMC

01-13-2016, 10:27 PM

Kobe is Iverson.

Just a bit better in eFG. Just a bit.

Same number of MVPs.

Splits

01-13-2016, 10:27 PM

I'll just bet he is.

ha, ha.

Your hero worship would be different, but the results would be the same.

Kobe === Iverson

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 10:29 PM

Alvin Iverson would have 5 chips playing with all-world bigs.

AI was pound for pound one of the toughest players ever. Plus he wouldn't be caught dead getting two pieced like Kobe. That Sixers team had no business winning a finals game. Yet AI fucked Kobe raw! :wow

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01-13-2016, 10:33 PM

AI was pound for pound one of the toughest players ever. Plus he wouldn't be caught dead getting two pieced like Kobe. That Sixers team had no business winning a finals game. Yet AI fucked Kobe raw! :wow

Yes, yes, yes, RG, we've read this a thousand times from Media since Iverson got run off.

The guy was a racist, an arch criminal, and a fuckin' confirmed loser. But, you keep pushin' that NBA rock up the hill.

Splits

01-13-2016, 10:35 PM

5612269500

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01-13-2016, 10:38 PM

5612269500

Kobe: 5

Childs: Skunker

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 10:41 PM

Yes, yes, yes, RG, we've read this a thousand times from Media since Iverson got run off.

The guy was a racist, an arch criminal, and a fuckin' confirmed loser. But, you keep pushin' that NBA rock up the hill.

i don't say it because I heard it. I watched him with my own eyes. AI was great but no one to fuck with. I was in Indy on business, while having dinner with co-workers at St Elmo's guess who walks in AI, Dalembert and Andre Iguodala. My co workers were all giddy and shit wanting to go over and talk to them like some bitches. I sat there and enjoyed my steak and mixed drink.

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01-13-2016, 10:42 PM

i don't say it because I heard it. I watched him with my own eyes. AI was great but no one to fuck with. I was in Indy on business, while having dinner with co-workers at St Elmo's guess who walks in AI, Dalembert and Andre Iguodala. My co workers were all giddy and shit wanting to go over and talk to them like some bitches. I sat there and enjoyed my steak and mixed drink.

Probably, knowing you, it was a tubular steak.

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 10:46 PM

Probably, knowing you, it was a tubular steak.

Thats magic and kobes style. New York strip medium rare temp. Occasionally the ribeye is a good choice as well.

Obstructed_View

01-13-2016, 10:47 PM

It's on Mitch and Buss tbh.

I'd let them pay me 50m to not play for 2 years. I might even negotiate 3.

He could pull a Favre and bleed that franchise and its moron fans for another year if he wanted.

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 10:52 PM

He could pull a Favre and bleed that franchise and its moron fans for another year if he wanted.

Actually it's kind of expected. In order to imitate MJ's career he needs to come back out of retirement for another three years.

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01-13-2016, 10:54 PM

Actually it's kind of expected. In order to imitate MJ's career he needs to come back out of retirement for another three years.

And in order to that he'd have to get kicked out of the NBA like Jordan did.

Obstructed_View

01-13-2016, 10:56 PM

Actually it's kind of expected. In order to imitate MJ's career he needs to come back out of retirement for another three years.

He raped and they didn't suspend him, so he just skipped that step and changed his number.

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01-13-2016, 10:56 PM

He raped and they didn't suspend him, so he just skipped that step and changed his number.

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well. Then, THEN you employed him.

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 10:59 PM

And in order to that he'd have to get kicked out of the NBA like Jordan did.

Can Kobe bat .200 in the minors? That's how fucking good MJ was that he could walk on a fucking base ball field cold as hell and hit 2 out of 10.

Obstructed_View

01-13-2016, 11:00 PM

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well. Then, THEN you employed him.

Kobe's more like Neal than Jordan, that's for sure.

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01-13-2016, 11:00 PM

Can Kobe bat .200 in the minors? That's how fucking good MJ was that he could walk on a fucking base ball field cold as hell and hit 2 out of 10.

He got kicked out, RG. I know the rule is we're no supposed to talk about it, but, I'm talkin' about it.

Findog

01-13-2016, 11:01 PM

Dirk didn't tear his achilles and then battle multiple leg injuries. His game has also never been based on tremendous athleticism. It's also easier to justify your time on the floor if you can still shoot at an efficient percentage.

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01-13-2016, 11:02 PM

Kobe's more like Neal than Jordan, that's for sure.

Yeah, Kobe never got kicked out of the league.

- "Fine, I'll go. I won't bitch. But, I never wanted it spoken of again."

- Jordan.

------

- "Okay."

- NBA/Media

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 11:03 PM

He got kicked out, RG. I know the rule is we're no supposed to talk about it, but, I'm talkin' about it.

It it was more of a paid vacation. Kicked out? The man came back to work and proceeded to reclaim 3 more chips.

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01-13-2016, 11:05 PM

It it was more of a paid vacation. Kicked out? The man came back to work and proceeded to reclaim 3 more chips.

But, he got kicked out.

Kobe never got kicked out.

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 11:09 PM

But, he got kicked out.

Kobe never got kicked out.

You and I know it's because Kobe settled! Period and point blank! MJ couldn't give a shit and left stern with no choice. But your boy, he laid down and paid the girl, attorneys and then Nessa!

Kawhitstorm

01-13-2016, 11:39 PM

BOTH of them missed the playoffs in their PRIMES, they're BOTH overrated & are immune from criticism b/c they won a chip.

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 11:41 PM

BOTH of them missed the playoffs in their PRIMES, they're BOTH overrated & are immune from criticism b/c they won a chip.

Im sorry to say but you don't know how the game works. That's all I'm gonna say.

DMC

01-13-2016, 11:42 PM

Kawhitstorm

01-13-2016, 11:42 PM

Im sorry to say but you don't know how the game works. That's all I'm gonna say.

Yes, they BOTH missed the playoffs in their PRIMES. BYE!

DMC

01-13-2016, 11:43 PM

But, he got kicked out.

Kobe never got kicked out.
Jordan 6

Kobe 5

ElNono

01-13-2016, 11:43 PM

Doesn't Dirk owns Kobs on playoffs h2h too?

Kawhitstorm

01-13-2016, 11:48 PM

Doesn't Dirk owns Kobs on playoffs h2h too?

Nah, the only time Dirk beat Kobe was 2011.:lol

RGMCSE

01-13-2016, 11:50 PM

You can't use pound for pound in the NBA. It's not that kind of matchup.

Kobe knows a thing or two about getting pounded.

ElNono

01-13-2016, 11:53 PM

Nah, the only time Dirk beat Kobe was 2011.:lol

Right, and that's the only series they played against each other...

Kawhitstorm

01-14-2016, 12:00 AM

Right, and that's the only series they played against each other...

I thought they faced each other more than once but I'm just remembering the regular season matchups since they have played a ton.:lol

Xevious

01-14-2016, 12:08 AM

It's on Mitch and Buss tbh.

I'd let them pay me 50m to not play for 2 years. I might even negotiate 3.
I'm coming to the same conclusion. Everybody (myself included) likes to give Kobe a hard time for driving away Shaq, taking way more money than he was worth, etc. But the Lakers have crappy leadership and one of the shittiest fanbases in sports. I'd take more money and cripple the team again without hesitation if they offered.

Splits

01-14-2016, 06:45 AM

I'm coming to the same conclusion. Everybody (myself included) likes to give Kobe a hard time for driving away Shaq, taking way more money than he was worth, etc. But the Lakers have crappy leadership and one of the shittiest fanbases in sports. I'd take more money and cripple the team again without hesitation if they offered.

Bullshit.

That franchise missed the playoffs 5 times in 50 years before the rapist came onboard.

They're working on 3 straight misses this year.

That's on Kob, and Kob alone.

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01-14-2016, 09:09 AM

You and I know it's because Kobe settled! Period and point blank! MJ couldn't give a shit and left stern with no choice. But your boy, he laid down and paid the girl, attorneys and then Nessa!

Bottom line:::Jordan got kicked outPERIOD

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01-14-2016, 09:09 AM

Bullshit.

That franchise missed the playoffs 5 times in 50 years before the rapist came onboard.

They're working on 3 straight misses this year.

That's on Kob, and Kob alone.

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

RGMCSE

01-14-2016, 09:52 AM

Bottom line:::Jordan got kicked outPERIOD

Kobe settled, period point blank! Somewhere a white girl is living the lap of luxury on kobes dime. The girl had two samples on her delicates and yet Kobe paid her the attorneys and Nessa! Then he raped the lakers for 48.5. The man is a serial rapist.

ambchang

01-14-2016, 09:53 AM

Bullshit.

That franchise missed the playoffs 5 times in 50 years before the rapist came onboard.

They're working on 3 straight misses this year.

That's on Kob, and Kob alone.

Kobe will be the first and only Laker to ever lead the team to 4 missed playoffs (2005, 2014, 2015, 2016). Hey, at least they got Bynum, Randle and D'Angelo out of the first three missed playoffs.

Benoit

01-14-2016, 09:55 AM

Because Dirk has been better than Kobe for the past 5 years. That is why.

140

01-14-2016, 10:04 AM

Fixed

:toast

AJ

100%duncan

01-14-2016, 11:11 AM

Fixed

:wow

Jodelo

01-14-2016, 11:23 AM

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

Dirk: just the 1.

Come back to me when Kobe wins a playoff game against Dirk... :wakeup

MultiTroll

01-14-2016, 11:41 AM

Doesn't Dirk owns Kobs on playoffs h2h too?
Am I smelling a skunker?

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140

01-14-2016, 11:47 AM

Am I smelling a skunker?

Boiled down:::

Dirk: 4

Kirbs: 0

Kirbs skunked in TexasPERIOD

Let us proceed...

Kim Jong-il

01-14-2016, 11:56 AM

Kobe: 5

Dirk: 1 (1........muhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha)
Dirk 4
Kobe 0

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01-14-2016, 12:22 PM

Boiled down:::

Dirk: 4

Kirbs: 0

Kirbs skunked in TexasPERIOD

Let us proceed...

Kobe: 5

Dirk: just the 1

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01-14-2016, 12:23 PM

Come back to me when Kobe wins a playoff game against Dirk... :wakeup

Kobe: 5

Dirk: just the 1

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01-14-2016, 12:23 PM

Kobe settled, period point blank! Somewhere a white girl is living the lap of luxury on kobes dime. The girl had two samples on her delicates and yet Kobe paid her the attorneys and Nessa! Then he raped the lakers for 48.5. The man is a serial rapist.

You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.

Molotov

01-14-2016, 12:28 PM

^ The geezer spammer is extra salty today, IMO TBH.

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01-14-2016, 12:30 PM

^ The geezer spammer is extra salty today, IMO TBH.

Dirk is light 4. We ain't changin' the mark. The mark is rings. That's it.

Let us proceed...

Molotov

01-14-2016, 12:44 PM

Dirk is light 4. We ain't changin' the mark. The mark is rings. That's it.

Let us proceed...

Not relevant to me, scrah. I can't stand Nazi Dirk and his Fluke Championship, which he gained after going on a hot shooting streak of 20 games or so, while prior and since then he's choked his whole career while being on stacked rosters thanks to Cube's multi millionaire wallet.

spursistan

01-14-2016, 12:48 PM

Surprised Kobe/Dirk only met once in the playoffs in that SWEEP sinceMavs have had a run 12 straight postseasons ..

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01-14-2016, 01:10 PM

Surprised Kobe/Dirk only met once in the playoffs in that SWEEP sinceMavs have had a run 12 straight postseasons ..

..look at ya,,,taking up for MF. You got no rights here, Stan. None.

Get out of it.

140

01-14-2016, 01:17 PM

Kobe: 5

Dirk: just the 1

Dirk: 4

Kirbs: 0

Kirbs skunked in TexasPERIOD

DMC

01-14-2016, 03:21 PM

Bullshit.

That franchise missed the playoffs 5 times in 50 years before the rapist came onboard.

They're working on 3 straight misses this year.

That's on Kob, and Kob alone.
Doesn't compute.

Kobe is a cash cow for the Lakers. He's not a competitor anymore however. The Lakers decided they'd take the money Kobe brings in over the potential earnings rebuilding a year or three early would bring them down the road. This is a move by Jimmy Buss to solidify his tenure as HNWIC, because in the boardrooms and basements it's about the bottom line, not about the trophy case. The owners of the Spurs would sell Tim down the river today if they could have Lakers money tomorrow.