Koolaid_Man
01-24-2016, 09:53 PM
:lmao or is this DMC:lol
Police investigating the case of “Swiss Cheese Pervert” suspect Christopher Pagano have said the man from San Antonio is to face further charges after a fourth alleged victim came forward.
Mr Pagano was arrested at his home in San Antonio, in early January, and has been accused of driving up to women on a number of occasions and offering them money to watch him put cheese on his genitals.
“He offers them money to watch him put Swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan.”
According to the San Antonio Daily News, a man who allegedly “looked exactly like” Mr Pagano set up a profile on dating website OKCupid to advertise a specific fetish.
It reported that a woman in the area received a message from a man who said: “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products.
“So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”
:lmao :lmao :lmao
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/swiss-cheese-pervert-600_zpsjibcuqxu.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/726715_zpsstzfknkr.jpg
Police investigating the case of “Swiss Cheese Pervert” suspect Christopher Pagano have said the man from San Antonio is to face further charges after a fourth alleged victim came forward.
Mr Pagano was arrested at his home in San Antonio, in early January, and has been accused of driving up to women on a number of occasions and offering them money to watch him put cheese on his genitals.
“He offers them money to watch him put Swiss cheese on his privates. He is a white, heavy set male, 40-50 years old. He drives a newer model silver sedan. He was also spotted in a black newer model sedan.”
According to the San Antonio Daily News, a man who allegedly “looked exactly like” Mr Pagano set up a profile on dating website OKCupid to advertise a specific fetish.
It reported that a woman in the area received a message from a man who said: “I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections [sic], girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products.
“So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”
:lmao :lmao :lmao
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/swiss-cheese-pervert-600_zpsjibcuqxu.jpg
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/726715_zpsstzfknkr.jpg