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UNT Eagles 2016
01-30-2016, 10:10 PM
76ers aren't that bad anymore. Came oh-so close to forcing OT with the Warriors, pulling off a complete 4th quarter comeback no less.

Lakers are bad, but they have streaky upside. Kobe is still shit and they won't rebuild until he's officially gone for good.

Suns are bad too, but they can be a bit streaky and Bledsoe has missed most of the season. Still think they can be better.

Wolves, Jazz, Kings etc are all high upside young teams out west that are on the south side of mediocre but should be getting better within a couple years.

Out East, there are a few bad teams like the Nets but they compete pretty hard, and the Bucks are one of the hardest-fighting teams (especially against the elites) considering they're quite a few below .500.


Sperms, on the other hand, have had the biggest cupcake schedule we've seen for a "contender" in a long time and their starters haven't played with any heart on the road for well over a month now. Their two All-Stars are mental midgets and perennial playoff chokers. Their big 3, composed and vital to the team for so long, is broken and 2 of the 3 are pretty much done with the league. Their young guys off the bench have a little upside, but you can say that about the young benches of just about every lottery team in the league.


Pathetic team. They took a chance on Aldridge and it blew up in their face. Now they're saddled with 2 huge and untradeable contracts for a loooooong time and it's going to be quite awhile before we even see the rebuilding process since their stubborn front office and coach won't let them tank for the foreseeable future. It's very well possible that we could see a move to a different city with the franchise, to a NBA-starved city such as SEA, KC, STL, TB or CIN. Not going to sniff anything near a championship for quite a long time, folks, so it's time to accept that SA will return to becoming a chorizo and egg taco city once again after moving on from its somewhat-glorious basketball era.

Bynumite
01-30-2016, 10:18 PM
Try to look at the positives, at least you're not scared of the Warriors :lol

UNT Eagles 2016
01-30-2016, 10:20 PM
Try to look at the positives, at least you're not scared of the Warriors :lol
I think OKC wins in the 2nd round against SA Shits, regardless of who is the #2 seed.