Can he do it?

[Splits]

Can the league's highest paid player, putting up one of the worst shooting seasons in NBA history, leave another indelible mark on his beloved franchise?


The Hornets try to send the Los Angeles Lakers into a tie for their longest losing streak in franchise history Sunday night at Staples Center.

...

Los Angeles has experienced only one skid that's gone longer, when it dropped its final 10 games in 1993-94.

[benefactor]

Grim business tbh

[Spurtacular]

Lakers suck so bad that it's hard to even hate them anymore.

[Thread]

Grim business tbh

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[~O~]

Lakers suck so bad that it's hard to even hate them anymore.

Its not hard. I just watch those 2000, 01, and 02 videos where the NBA won 3 straight championships.

[MultiTroll]

:lol Never underestimate the heart of a ____?

[Spurtacular]

Its not hard. I just watch those 2000, 01, and 02 videos where the NBA won 3 straight championships.

Yea, I could never stop hating the Lakers. I just meant, I haven't exerted much energy to hating them lately. I have a good laugh at the Kobe jockers here; but I haven't even been tuning in to watch the Lakers lose.

[Thread]

Its not hard. I just watch those 2000, 01, and 02 videos where the NBA won 3 straight championships.

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

Showin' up in '09 with that imbecile Howard. LMAO!!!

[Thread]

Yea, I could never stop hating the Lakers. I just meant, I haven't exerted much energy to hating them lately. I have a good laugh at the Kobe jockers here; but I haven't even been tuning in to watch the Lakers lose.

Makes sense...we ain't of threat now---within, or, without. Indicative that your hate of them isn't organic,,,it's nurtured,,,like mine of the Spurs.

[daslicer]

Its not hard. I just watch those 2000, 01, and 02 videos where the NBA won 3 straight championships.

Yeah watching those championship dvd's on youtube always makes me appreciate the Lakers current state.

[Thread]

Yeah watching those championship dvd's on youtube always makes me appreciate the Lakers current state.

Like your 1st 5th,,,it never grows old.

[Killakobe81]

Its not hard. I just watch those 2000, 01, and 02 videos where the NBA won 3 straight championships.

O you a solid postet but the conspiracy theory bullshit and your ref whining detracts from a solid foundation. My guess is you are young so I wont hold it against ya but you should try and move past this phase

[Thread]

O you a solid postet but the conspiracy theory bullshit and your ref whining detracts from a solid foundation. My guess is you are young so I wont hold it against ya but you should try and move past this phase

......& do so after you've taken all your clothes off.

[Reck]

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

All of a sudden you invented the same?

[Splits]

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

Showin' up in '09 with that imbecile Howard. LMAO!!!

Probably the weakest league in 2 decades that year. If ever an * should be lodged....

[Splits]

Less than two hours before history in the making begins!

[Thread]

Probably the weakest league in 2 decades that year. If ever an * should be lodged....

Then you should have lodged it. As usual, you're short & filled with regret.

[Splits]

Then you should have lodged it. As usual, you're short & filled with regret.

Lodging asterisks is for retards and faggots. Kind of like Post-Paus posting on an enemy's message board unless they're trolling

[Thread]

Lodging asterisks is for retards and faggots. Kind of like Post-Paus posting on an enemy's message board unless they're trolling

You ain't talking me out of that (*), Splits. No.

It would not be right for you to hide that 2nd 5th under a 6. The (*) will make sure that does not happen.

As to your other point:::I will not cast you into The Cornfield because you want to commit "suicide." No.

Let us proceed...

[Splits]

You ain't talking me out of that (*), Splits. No.

It would not be right for you to hide that 2nd 5th under a 6. The (*) will make sure that does not happen.

As to your other point:::I will not cast you into The Cornfield because you want to commit "suicide." No.

Let us proceed...

So, you concede I had not one point, but two. A two-piece, kinda like the one Childs delivered to your Kobe.

Duly noted, Post-Pau chickenshit.

[DMC]

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

Showin' up in '09 with that imbecile Howard. LMAO!!!
You showin' up in 2013 with the same. smgdh

[DMC]

Kobe is a trend setter.

[Spurtacular]

Makes sense...we ain't of threat now---within, or, without. Indicative that your hate of them isn't organic,,,it's nurtured,,,like mine of the Spurs.

You'd have define what the fuck you think organic means, tbh.

[Thread]

So, you concede I had not one point, but two. A two-piece, kinda like the one Childs delivered to your Kobe.

Duly noted, Post-Pau chickenshit.

And thanks again for buying me that swell driver.

Let us proceed...

[Thread]

You'd have define what the fuck you think organic means, tbh.

(Born with.) Now of course you ain't born-born with such a hatred, but, you get my point.

My hatred of the Spurs is learned/nurtured. I came to praise. I stayed to hate. My hatred of the Suns is bred.

[Spurtacular]

(Born with.) Now of course you ain't born-born with such a hatred, but, you get my point.

My hatred of the Spurs is learned/nurtured. I came to praise. I stayed to hate. My hatred of the Suns is bred.

Who the fuck is born hating or rooting for a team?

But I've hated the Lakers since I started watching basketball; so, I guess that's as organic as it gets.

[Thread]

Who the fuck is born hating or rooting for a team?

But I've hated the Lakers since I started watching basketball; so, I guess that's as organic as it gets.

I just got done explaining that point. You ain't born-born.

Yes, that is organic.

Now me,,,I didn't even know I hated you till I got here, was in the process of kissing your ass when a mood struck me. You have a way as a base, similar to the Suns base of enraging me. I can't even really put a firm finger on it, but, it is there. I want to two piece just about each and every one of ya's. Yer insufferable, homogenized, cliquish, piss pot, cheap, and ruled by a jealousy that is ugly.

[HI-FI]

Its not hard. I just watch those 2000, 01, and 02 videos where the NBA won 3 straight championships.
O

[Splits]

And thanks again for buying me that swell driver.

Let us proceed...

I have to admit, I woke up Wednesday hoping your handle would be silent, thought for a moment you were that Finicum fellow, you display many similar characteristics. Unfortunately....

[Splits]

I just got done explaining that point. You ain't born-born.

Yes, that is organic.

Now me,,,I didn't even know I hated you till I got here, was in the process of kissing your ass when a mood struck me. You have a way as a base, similar to the Suns base of enraging me. I can't even really put a firm finger on it, but, it is there. I want to two piece just about each and every one of ya's. Yer insufferable, homogenized, cliquish, piss pot, cheap, and ruled by a jealousy that is ugly.

That's pure Post-Pau speaking. As pure as it gets.

[Splits]

Just another half hour before you can witness history in the making!

[Spurtacular]

I just got done explaining that point. You ain't born-born.

Yes, that is organic.

Now me,,,I didn't even know I hated you till I got here, was in the process of kissing your ass when a mood struck me. You have a way as a base, similar to the Suns base of enraging me. I can't even really put a firm finger on it, but, it is there. I want to two piece just about each and every one of ya's. Yer insufferable, homogenized, cliquish, piss pot, cheap, and ruled by a jealousy that is ugly.


You hate the Spurs b/c they do things the right way. LA is about flash, glamour and excess. You don't like the Spurs shaming ya, tbh.

[Mitch]

You hate the Spurs b/c they do things the right way. LA is about flash, glamour and excess. You don't like the Spurs shaming ya, tbh.

Excess is sometimes good, tbh
https://classes.lt.unt.edu/Fall_8W2_2014/CECS_5420_086/knd0043/assign4/Champions.jpg

[~O~]

O you a solid postet but the conspiracy theory bullshit and your ref whining detracts from a solid foundation. My guess is you are young so I wont hold it against ya but you should try and move past this phase

Yeah. I know but its not a conspiracy. Its how marketing, consumerism psychology, sociology, political correctness. If you're going to sell a product to person, you have to make that product look elite and incomparable as possible. Since most of the masses here are a majority uneducated and ignorant, they'll follow blindly and believe what they're told. Not what they see.

I'm a guy that doesn't believe what i'm told by anything or anyone anymore unless I've done my research. Of course you're more naive in your youth and I was. No doubt. Now that I've have found out that it was all a blatant lie, I just set out to expose the lies and the lies don't stop at sports. The medical field is corrupt, journalism, law, justice, military, insurers, corporations, ...and...the dreaded politics.

Most of its all bullshit. Sports is simple bullshit.

But yeah. Fine.

Its too late for those title teams to get exposed. Its a good thing the Spurs existed during those times in which everyone I knew was a Laker fan then..a heat fan...then a cavalier fan...then a laker fan..then a heat fan...then a cavalier fan again....to get exposed by the Spurs. 5 championships of authentic basketball believeable authentic basketball.

I admit that the Magic's championship team wasn't mentally ready for the finals that year. Had they retained Hedo and acquired Vince, they would have been fine the next year. A year in which they swept the Spurs and the Lakers. Vince Carter was a mental midget by the way as well as Dwight.

[Splits]

You hate the Spurs b/c they do things the right way. LA is about flash, glamour and excess. You don't like the Spurs shaming ya, tbh.

Damn. That's a firm finger

[Splits]

:cry Marge :cry

[Thread]

You hate the Spurs b/c they do things the right way. LA is about flash, glamour and excess. You don't like the Spurs shaming ya, tbh.

No, Spurts,,,you do things like everyone else does things, cept nobody shines the light on your doings.

And that "flash, glamour and excess" is code from the Lakers/Celtics days of the '80's. It was said then to denigrate us without actually denigrating us. It was also done to instill doubt in our rank & file in order to keep us from defeating the Celtics.

Hey, sweetheart! It did not work.

[Chris]

Kobe keeps breaking the wrong records! Someone buy this poor bastard a coach.

[Splits]

Kobe is playing!

[HemisfairArena]

No one will ever break Kobricks brick record,,,,it is as unbreakable as Wilts 100 point game,,,,

[Thread]

Kobe is playing!

I hope that bald headed bastard scratches, and scratches early. I want to go to couch.

I'm beat down to the nubs.

[Thread]

No one will ever break Kobricks brick record,,,,it is as unbreakable as Wilts 100 point game,,,,

Yeah, and when whitey held it for 40+ years we didn't even know about it.

tee, hee.

[Splits]

I hope that bald headed bastard scratches, and scratches early. I want to go to couch.

I'm beat down to the nubs.

Dueling with me will do that to you.

He hasn't scratched, but pretty sure he dented the backboard with his last brick

[Thread]

Dueling with me will do that to you.

He hasn't scratched, but pretty sure he dented the backboard with his last brick

You obviously crave me, need me,,,and I love you too.

[Splits]

Dueling with me will do that to you.

He hasn't scratched, but pretty sure he dented the backboard with his last brick

Then an air ball and decides to not run down the court but pout out of bounds :cry

:lmao TOSB

[Splits]

You obviously crave me, need me,,,and I love you too.

I'd two-piece you on sight, quicker than Childs did Bryant

[Thread]

I'd two-piece you on sight, quicker than Childs did Bryant

Perhaps, but, nonetheless you are adorable.

[Silver&Black]

Good thing Marge Hearn doesn't have to see the longest losing streak in franchise history

RIP

[Splits]

Damn, D'Bust suuuuuxxxxxx

[HemisfairArena]

When Randle is better than your top 3 pick from last year,,,,you know youre in trouble,,,,,

[DMC]

You hate the Spurs b/c they do things the right way. LA is about flash, glamour and excess. You don't like the Spurs shaming ya, tbh.
This is true, you have to admit that Dale. You don't have a choice here. He's got you red handed. Your argument is always that "Spurs aren't as pure as they claim" because your team is the most corrupt, laugh factory in the league. It makes you feel better about yourself. It's called leveling, and you're doing it.

[Silver&Black]

:lol Down by 20 to the fucking Hornets

Looks like The Streak might happen Splits

[Spurtacular]

No, Spurts,,,you do things like everyone else does things, cept nobody shines the light on your doings.

And that "flash, glamour and excess" is code from the Lakers/Celtics days of the '80's. It was said then to denigrate us without actually denigrating us. It was also done to instill doubt in our rank & file in order to keep us from defeating the Celtics.

Hey, sweetheart! It did not work.

That was the standard BS. If nothing else, you just don't like the Spurs cos they own you.

[DMC]

:lol Down by 20 to the fucking Hornets

Looks like The Streak might happen Splits (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=24583)

and they got the Timberwolves next. Record time.

[Silver&Black]

and they got the Timberwolves next. Record time.

Then a four game road trip....could get even uglier.

@ Pelicans
@ Spurs
@ Pacers
@ Cavs

[DMC]

Then a four game road trip....could get even uglier.

@ Pelicans
@ Spurs
@ Pacers
@ Cavs
Should be pretty quiet around here then, except for Koolaid_manic

[Silver&Black]

^
Yep. I fully expect Bail to quit again.

[Silver&Black]

It's official. 10 game losing streak.

Right now.....this very second....this is the lowest point in Lakers Franchise history.

[DMC]

It's official. 10 game losing streak.

Right now.....this very second....this is the lowest point in Lakers Franchise history.

But it ties their previous mark. They will set a new one soon.

[Silver&Black]

But it ties their previous mark. They will set a new one soon.

But, that team won 33 games. They just lost their last 10 games of the season. This team won't even come close to 33 wins.

This is the worst Lakers team in history and this is the lowest moment in history. I can get worse, but this is the bottom of the barrel.

[Silver&Black]

http://i.imgur.com/dyjcoOe.png

[DMC]

But, that team won 33 games. They just lost their last 10 games of the season. This team won't even come close to 33 wins.

This is the worst Lakers team in history and this is the lowest moment in history. I can get worse, but this is the bottom of the barrel.

It can't get worse than the bottom of the barrel fyi.

The last time the record was reached Magic was coaching. They almost did it last year but won in Chicago same time of the year. If they win against the Wolves, Scott will have Magic on his team again. If they lose, Scott gets to be the leader over Magic, something he probably always dreamed of.

[Splits]

HE DID IT!

20+ YEAR RECORD IS MATCHED!

[Chris]

On top of old smokey...

[Kool Bob Love]

What a time to be alive. :toast

[Chris]

...all covered with cheese.

[Splits]

Did somebody sneeze?

:lmao

http://i.imgur.com/jaGxBYH.png

[benefactor]

Did somebody sneeze?

:lmao

http://i.imgur.com/jaGxBYH.png
:lol

[midnightpulp]

(Born with.) Now of course you ain't born-born with such a hatred, but, you get my point.

My hatred of the Spurs is learned/nurtured. I came to praise. I stayed to hate. My hatred of the Suns is bred.

How come, Cub?

Was it because you were on the wrong side of 3<4 when you first showed?

[Thread]

How come, Cub?

Was it because you were on the wrong side of 3<4 when you first showed?

Your people reminded me of the Suns group, triggered the same hate mechanism in me.

You guys didn't he even do count then. I brought count with me, installed-&-instilled it into this site downstairs AND upstairs.

[Mal]

Should be pretty quiet around here then, except for Koolaid_manic

Yeah, this faggot could make thread about Duncan`s dog or cat getting ill.

[Splits]

How come, Cub?

Was it because you were on the wrong side of 3<4 when you first showed?

He's Post-Pau, showed at 4-4.

[DMC]

Your people reminded me of the Suns group, triggered the same hate mechanism in me.

You guys didn't he even do count then. I brought count with me, installed-&-instilled it into this site downstairs AND upstairs.

Objection: It's common to say "will work for food" as a byline when you're joking about being hungry. It doesn't mean the homeless bum on the corner instilled it.

If you have anything to say that's impactful, you only need to say it once or twice. You say the same thing hundreds of times for years. Of course people are going to repeat it. I have people calling you Bail. I don't even feel like it's something I instilled but then I have life accomplishments and don't judge my worth by forum banter.

People repeat your crap because you are almost always game for an all nighter (unless your team gets their teeth kicked in again, so you've gotten lots of couch time this season). When talking to a baby you use baby talk. The baby didn't instill it.

[chunticakes]

Your people reminded me of the Suns group, triggered the same hate mechanism in me.

You guys didn't he even do count then. I brought count with me, installed-&-instilled it into this site downstairs AND upstairs.

Why do you hate the Suns organization Cub? I've always wondered but have never bothered to ask you.

[Brazil]

Why do you hate the Suns organization Cub? I've always wondered but have never bothered to ask you.

They broke his heart tbh....

and this is not a bad thing tbh he has much thicker skin since which helps him to swallow the fact Kobe is ruining his franchise. Without the Suns, Thread would have his heart broken by Kobe that is piling up shame on top of shame.

[Thread]

He's Post-Pau, showed at 4-4.

Splits, walkin' around with a gun to his head.

ha, ha.

[Thread]

They broke his heart tbh....

and this is not a bad thing tbh he has much thicker skin since which helps him to swallow the fact Kobe is ruining his franchise. Without the Suns, Thread would have his heart broken by Kobe that is piling up shame on top of shame.

Look at Bra,,,calculatin' 7 O'Clock of a mornin'.

Very good calculatin, Bra. But, I do have the Suns,,,and O & 1/2-a-100 is imminent. Just as sure as the turnin' of the earth.

[Darth_Pelican]

http://i.imgur.com/pc2rwqE.png

[Brazil]

Look at Bra,,,calculatin' 7 O'Clock of a mornin'.

Very good calculatin, Bra. But, I do have the Suns,,,and O & 1/2-a-100 is imminent. Just as sure as the turnin' of the earth.

The Suns did that to you... you still like Kobe despite all, a pre Suns and younger Thread would have been revolted by what Kobe is doing but you've started to compromise, to accept the unacceptable, to like instead of loving.. that's what aging do to people... kinda sad but that's how life is working

[MultiTroll]

Any word on if Kirbs is lacing them up tonight?

[Thread]

Any word on if Kirbs is lacing them up tonight?

Every time he laces 'em up I fear a Skunker.

[Thread]

The Suns did that to you... you still like Kobe despite all, a pre Suns and younger Thread would have been revolted by what Kobe is doing but you've started to compromise, to accept the unacceptable, to like instead of loving.. that's what aging do to people... kinda sad but that's how life is working

If you mean the retirement tour I condemned it upon it's initialization. That condemnation is part of the record on the NBA Forum.

If you expect me to walk away from him because he stooped to this tour it will not happen. Bryant never failed me in my hour of need. Now it is Bryant's hour of need.

I will not fail him.

[Thread]

It can't get worse than the bottom of the barrel fyi.

I remarked early this season that we were free falling into the abyss, that bottom had not been reached. That remark is part of the record of the NBA Forum.

[Brazil]

If you mean the retirement tour I condemned it upon it's initialization. That condemnation is part of the record on the NBA Forum.

If you expect me to walk away from him because he stooped to this tour it will not happen. Bryant never failed me in my hour of need. Now it is Bryant's hour of need.

I will not fail him.

I'm not talking only about retirement tour... I'm talking about 48,5 , his refusal to help kids growing, the 0-10, the worst moment of franchise history, the again no POs, the worst stats for a NBA starter ever, the shameful records chase...

[Splits]

Any word on if Kirbs is lacing them up tonight?


With the 39-year-old Garnett expected to sit out a fifth straight game with an ailing right knee, the historical relevance of this matchup of Western Conference cellar-dwellers will be solely focused on Los Angeles (9-41), which matched the Magic Johnson-coached 1993-94 squad's club record of 10 straight losses with Sunday's 101-82 defeat to visiting Charlotte.

The retiring Bryant delivered one of the better performances of his final season by scoring 23 points in 23 minutes, a small consolation in a game in which the Lakers shot 33.8 percent and were outrebounded 59-42.


Last in the NBA in field goal percentage (41.1) and 28th in scoring (95.8 points per game), Los Angeles has failed to even reach those benchmarks during the skid. The Lakers have averaged 92.2 points and shot 40.8 percent since a 95-91 win over New Orleans on Jan. 12.


"Sometimes, you've got to go to the bottom of the pool, man, and figure it out," Bryant said. "We're almost there, gasping for air."


Bryant's status is uncertain as well, with the 37-year-old listed as questionable with a shoulder injury that sidelined him two of the previous three games.

:lmao cellar-dweller, something a Tim Duncan team will never be called
:lmao go to the bottom of the pool
:lmao almost there

[Thread]

I'm not talking only about retirement tour... I'm talking about 48,5 , his refusal to help kids growing, the 0-10, the worst moment of franchise history, the again no POs, the worst stats for a NBA starter ever, the shameful records chase...

I ain't doin' the 48.5 no more. I quit doing it months ago. I've been warning the fellows to stop bothering me with it. Now, you've been warned.

The remainder of your mentions are stupid, Bra. And what's more,,,you know they are.

[Thread]

:lmao cellar-dweller, something a Tim Duncan team will never be called

Though they did sell his shit on the TV. That's never happened before.

[Splits]

I ain't doin' the 48.5 no more. I quit doing it months ago. I've been warning the fellows to stop bothering me with it. Now, you've been warned.

The remainder of your mentions are stupid, Bra. And what's more,,,you know they are.

:lol "ain't doing the 48.5 no more" what kind of shit is that? It can't be undone, and you're going to be doing it whenever you're called on it. It is the preceding event mostly responsible for destroying a once-proud franchise, driving them to at least 3 straight lotteries when they'd only had 5 in the previous 54 season. :lol get the fuck outta here with "I ain't doin".

As to Brazil's other points, they are the other preceding events leading to the decimation we are currently witnessing.

[Splits]

Though they did sell his shit on the TV. That's never happened before.

:cry I ain't doin' 13' no more, you've been warned :cry

[Thread]

:lol "ain't doing the 48.5 no more" what kind of shit is that? It can't be undone, and you're going to be doing it whenever you're called on it. It is the preceding event mostly responsible for destroying a once-proud franchise, driving them to at least 3 straight lotteries when they'd only had 5 in the previous 54 season. :lol get the fuck outta here with "I ain't doin".

As to Brazil's other points, they are the other preceding events leading to the decimation we are currently witnessing.

That is I ain't doin' 48.5PERIOD

[Splits]

That is I ain't doin' 48.5PERIOD

:cry I ain't doin' '13PERIOD :cry

Meanwhile, remember what you said when you saw this?

http://8328-presscdn-0-65.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kobe-bryant-contract-extension.jpeg

25/6/6. That's what you said.

[Brazil]

I ain't doin' the 48.5 no more. I quit doing it months ago. I've been warning the fellows to stop bothering me with it. Now, you've been warned.

The remainder of your mentions are stupid, Bra. And what's more,,,you know they are.

My old chap' I understand you don't want to hear anymore about 48.5 but at the same time it happened, there is nothing we can do about it. For the record I never complained about the fact you are continuously throwing salt into June, 18th Spurs fans wounds. If it is ok for you to do so it is ok for me to talk about 48.5 M it's only fair game.

For the rest I'd love to hear for what reasons any of my reminder is stupid. I'm just stating facts, you do what you want with them, they are just simple facts that cannot be denied, they are the 1+1 = 2 of this discussion.

- He is not helping kids growing up thats the least we can say by having biggest usage rate of the team in a tank mode period and it is not even close
- That is worst moment of Lakers franchise history... give me worst moment than that... 0-10 Thread... boy and Kobe is most paid and important player of the roster
- No POs for the Lakers... well
- Splits would give you that better than me but .356 and .250 for these amounts of shots per game... worst stat line ever
- Last point... see above... self explanatory

Kobe does not give a shit tbh, he had 5 and does not give a damn shit anymore of this franchise... if you are a player fan you go Kool way... look my kobe is alpha, slurp, slurp... if you are a laker fan you have two options:

- Anger for the younger passionate kids
- Acceptance for the old chaps like you who compromised with life a long time ago... you like the Lakers you don't love the Lakers anymore... the only sprite remaining is your hate for the Suns, that's where your heart really is

[Brazil]

^my post is beautiful tbh :cry

[Splits]

- Splits would give you that better than me but .356 and .250 for these amounts of shots per game... worst stat line ever


Well yes, yes I will.

http://i.imgur.com/H8ZWAem.png

[140]

Every time he laces 'em up I fear a Skunker.

Kirbs has already skunked 17 times though cubby, what's to fear tbh?

[Splits]

Kirbs has already skunked 17 times though cubby, what's to fear tbh?

Yeah, I pointed that out in November, while Dale was in hibernation.

[Thread]

:cry I ain't doin' '13PERIOD :cry.

& that is your prerogative.

[Thread]

Yeah, I pointed that out in November, while Dale was in hibernation.

You did not lodge a Skunker. Your mistake.

[Thread]

Kirbs has already skunked 17 times though cubby, what's to fear tbh?

Now, since I lodged a Skunker on Duncan they'd lodge the Skunker on Kobe. I don't want that. I want Duncan's Skunker to be an isolated Skunker.

[Thread]

My old chap' I understand you don't want to hear anymore about 48.5 but at the same time it happened, there is nothing we can do about it. For the record I never complained about the fact you are continuously throwing salt into June, 18th Spurs fans wounds. If it is ok for you to do so it is ok for me to talk about 48.5 M it's only fair game.

For the rest I'd love to hear for what reasons any of my reminder is stupid. I'm just stating facts, you do what you want with them, they are just simple facts that cannot be denied, they are the 1+1 = 2 of this discussion.

- He is not helping kids growing up thats the least we can say by having biggest usage rate of the team in a tank mode period and it is not even close
- That is worst moment of Lakers franchise history... give me worst moment than that... 0-10 Thread... boy and Kobe is most paid and important player of the roster
- No POs for the Lakers... well
- Splits would give you that better than me but .356 and .250 for these amounts of shots per game... worst stat line ever
- Last point... see above... self explanatory

Kobe does not give a shit tbh, he had 5 and does not give a damn shit anymore of this franchise... if you are a player fan you go Kool way... look my kobe is alpha, slurp, slurp... if you are a laker fan you have two options:

- Anger for the younger passionate kids
- Acceptance for the old chaps like you who compromised with life a long time ago... you like the Lakers you don't love the Lakers anymore... the only sprite remaining is your hate for the Suns, that's where your heart really is

Fine. You do 48.5, but, I ain't doin' it.

[Brazil]

Fine. You do 48.5, but, I ain't doin' it.

Fine. You do almost 5, and, I will take it.

At the end it is showing 48.5 hurts you more than almost 5 is hurting me.

In any case I'm respectful so I won't do 48.5 anymore to you unless you push my shit too much of course. Feel free on the almost 5 tho as I said I'm a grown up, I'll take it

[Thread]

Feel free on the almost 5 tho as I said I'm a grown up, I'll take it

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

[Brazil]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

2nd 5 is better than 5

He had it twice, Kobe was never close to get 6, Duncan had it tho... Duncan > Kobe but we all already knew that

[Thread]

2nd 5 is better than 5

I'll just bet it is.

[Brazil]

I'll just bet it is.

:tu now we are going somewhere

[Thread]

:tu now we are going somewhere

I'll just bet we are.

[Brazil]

I'll just bet we are.

:tu

anything else my old chap ?

[Thread]

:tu

anything else my old chap ?

Nope. That's it.

[Brazil]

Nope. That's it.

good

if at any point I'm a bit harsh with you do not hesitate to let me know

[wingster]

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 2nd 5th

so...then Kobe got his 3rd 4th in 2009?
I mean by your "logic"

[Silver&Black]

Damn the old man is taking two-piece after two-piece ITT.

[Thread]

so...then Kobe got his 3rd 4th in 2009?
I mean by your "logic"

They were selling your shit on the TV. They never sold our shit.

[Chris]

They were selling your shit on the TV. They never sold our shit.

True, but our Duncan never sold out.

[Silver&Black]

:cry Kirbs is a game-time decision :cry

[spurraider21]

They were selling your shit on the TV. They never sold our shit.
all you do is sell shit

[140]

all you do is sell shit
:lol

[Splits]

:cry Kirbs is a game-time decision :cry

694722893943590913

http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif

[DMC]

I remarked early this season that we were free falling into the abyss, that bottom had not been reached. That remark is part of the record of the NBA Forum.
There's going to be a new record tonight, and your boy will be on that roster.

[DMC]

Bail checking out early again... per par etc.

[Splits]

There's going to be a new record tonight, and your boy will be on that roster.

Not so fast! Lakers up 16 in the 3rd.

Is that the largest lead they've held all season I wonder?

[DMC]

Not so fast! Lakers up 16 in the 3rd.

Is that the largest lead they've held all season I wonder?
You have to wonder how much they paid the Timberwolves franchise to tank this game. They don't want Kirby exiting the league with that hanging over his head.

[Fabbs]

^^ the last steal the TWolve did stripping Kobme.
Tweet! :lol foul call.

Twolve coach was incredulous. Ref refused to talk.

[Silver&Black]

Not so fast! Lakers up 16 in the 3rd.

Not so fast. Minny pulled within 3 with 9 minutes to go...

http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif

[DMC]

Not so fast. Minny pulled within 3 with 9 minutes to go...

http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif

Yeah but the fix is in. These "sloppy pass" moments in critical situations in these otherwise meaningless games are tell tale signs of it.

[Splits]

Not so fast. Minny pulled within 3 with 9 minutes to go...

http://i.imgur.com/vwMin.gif

And I'm stuck in a Jersey hotel without NBA TV, boxscore watching. Fuck.

[DMC]

lol Kobe entering in the 4th in a meaningless game tells you he's concerned about it.

Bastard who's loins couldn't produce a male child.

[DMC]

Oh snap

[Fabbs]

:rollin never underestimate the extent of Kirbs influence.
Pups by 1.

[Silver&Black]

Yeah but the fix is in. These "sloppy pass" moments in critical situations in these otherwise meaningless games are tell tale signs of it.

Yeah...Lakers down by 1 now.

The tank is real.

[Silver&Black]

:worthy: Kirbs en fuego

[Silver&Black]

:wow Heat Check Air-Ball

[DMC]

Yep Zach is the ruck. Wonder how much they paid him.

[DMC]

Doesn't matter. Kobe owns the record for the longest losing streak in Lakers history, even if it's shared with some others.

[DMC]

lol another "bad pass" at a crucial moment.

That's like 4 just at the right time. Like Color of Money, missing by just a hair is the trick, anyone can make the shot.

[Silver&Black]

This is a fantastic tank battle tbh...

Patton vs. Rommel

[Silver&Black]

:lol "MVP chants"
:lol Looking for your 10th win
:lol Trying to avoid an 11 game losing streak (the worst in franchise history)

[Splits]

HE DID IT!

Kobe comes through in the clutch!

1/11!!!!!

MVP!

[DMC]

It was fixed from the start and officials probably had nothing to do with it. The league is a single celled organism that appears to be many cells. Everything they do is for the benefit of the league, and what we see and are led to believe isn't remotely close to the truth.

[Silver&Black]

Clutch freebies from Kirbs...

[DMC]

HE DID IT!

Kobe comes through in the clutch!

1/11!!!!!

MVP!
Bail and Koolaid_manic along with Butthole Buddy will be along in the morn and liven the place up a bit with tales of Kobe's resurgence. The sports page will talk about it like it's the 2nd coming of Christ himself. Bail will even stoop so low as to cite the stats.

[Splits]

38 points!

He's still got it!

Come back for another 48.5 nigga!

[Thread]

It was fixed from the start and officials probably had nothing to do with it. The league is a single celled organism that appears to be many cells. Everything they do is for the benefit of the league, and what we see and are led to believe isn't remotely close to the truth.

ha, ha.

[Thread]

Bail and Koolaid_manic along with Butthole Buddy will be along in the morn and liven the place up a bit with tales of Kobe's resurgence. The sports page will talk about it like it's the 2nd coming of Christ himself. Bail will even stoop so low as to cite the stats.

Stop grittin' your teeth, angel pie.

[Splits]

ha, ha.

Oh, look who appears outta nowhere once the results are in!

[Silver&Black]

All we need now is a J.H.U.T.T. thread...

[Splits]

All we need now is a J.H.U.T.T. thread...

On queue!

Edit: sorry, that was 21_Dickings :lol

[midnightpulp]

I'm good with this.

Kobe getting me nearer to 40% and winning the Lakers games, thwarting their tanking efforts.

[Splits]

I'm good with this.

Kobe getting me nearer to 40% and winning the Lakers games, thwarting their tanking efforts.

He ain't getting to 40%. Although he only needs to play in 10 more games for me to collect. God I hope his shoulder/achilles/calf/finger/other shoulder hold up for that.

[Thread]

Oh, look who appears outta nowhere once the results are in!

Before that, daddy.

& you didn't get your way.

ha, ha.

[Splits]

Before that, daddy.

& you didn't get your way.

ha, ha.

Is 38/5/5 worth another $48.5?

[midnightpulp]

He ain't getting to 40%. Although he only needs to play in 10 more games for me to collect. God I hope his shoulder/achilles/calf/finger/other shoulder hold up for that.

He'll definitely play at least 60-65 games. There's nothing wrong him, per usual. He's simply exaggerating the severity to give him an excuse for those 3-16 nights.

[Thread]

Is 38/5/5 worth another $48.5?

Thought you was gonna get it.

Uh, uh.

[Splits]

He'll definitely play at least 60-65 games. There's nothing wrong him, per usual. He's simply exaggerating the severity to give him an excuse for those 3-16 nights.

Yeah, notice how he never misses a game on the road where they're going to give him presents.

[Splits]

Thought you was gonna get it.

Uh, uh.

Get what? I already got mine. I lodged the 0-10 before it ever happened. Never worse in Laker history.

[DMC]

Stop grittin' your teeth, angel pie.
The margins you take now just to try to salvage dignity, Bail. You'll cash in on a peso. You sittin' there with 10 wins all season, the record for worst consecutive losses and your retiring hero playing Lebron like minutes in a meaningless game (oh now he wants to win) and you act like you just found a shiny new penny.

[Thread]

The margins you take now just to try to salvage dignity, Bail. You'll cash in on a peso. You sittin' there with 10 wins all season, the record for worst consecutive losses and your retiring hero playing Lebron like minutes in a meaningless game (oh now he wants to win) and you act like you just found a shiny new penny.

What's the matter, D, don't it float?

tee, hee.

[DMC]

Thought you was gonna get it.

Uh, uh.
So did you, thus your cowering behind the couch for the entire game.

Your chickenshit is duly noted

[Thread]

So did you, thus your cowering behind the couch for the entire game.

Your chickenshit is duly noted

Uh, uh, I was here before the end. I caught you prayin'.

tee, hee.

[DMC]

What's the matter, D, don't it float?

tee, hee.

I took a Dale earlier. It didn't float. Well it did until the turbulence started then it just left a shitty mark and exited. Oddly it returned after the water settled and had to be flushed again.

[DMC]

Uh, uh, I was here before the end. I caught you prayin'.

tee, hee.
Bullshit. You aren't "here" just because you're logged in, no sir. That's not going to fly.

I called you out prior to you posting. That's right I did, and I nailed your ass.

[Thread]

I took a Dale earlier. It didn't float. Well it did until the turbulence started then it just left a shitty mark and exited. Oddly it returned after the water settled and had to be flushed again.

D, runnin' alongside Splits,,,just as fast as they can.

GO!!!

[Splits]

Kirbs with a great opportunity starting Thursday to match his 0-10. Here are his next 13.

at Pels
at Spurs
at Pacers
at Brons
Spurs
at Bulls
at Bucks
at Grizz
Grizz
Nyets
at Nuggs
Hawks
Dubs


Better win that game against the Pels or Nets, or this could get ugly... look at all those road games!

[Silver&Black]

Uh, uh, I was here before the end.

Liar

[Thread]

Bullshit. You aren't "here" just because you're logged in, no sir. That's not going to fly.

Check the time stamps.

[Splits]

Check the time stamps.

Yeah, up 5 with 7 seconds to play. Not even the Spurs could blow that lead.

[DMC]

Check the time stamps.

I'll not be pawed at by you thank you very much.

Time stamps.. you're afraid of a meaningless game. This shit really gets to you, it's your life, isn't it? Holy shit.

[Thread]

Yeah, up 5 with 7 seconds to play. Not even the Spurs could blow that lead.

Nope, earlier than that.

& I didn't even come in for that. I came in to celebrate the Suns loss and found you guys gathered round the TV prayin' over the Laker game.

muhahahahahahhahaha!!!

[Splits]

Nope, earlier than that.

Nope. I just checked all the timestamps. You arrived with Kirby on the line, 7 seconds to go.

[Thread]

Nope. I just checked all the timestamps. You arrived with Kirby on the line, 7 seconds to go.

You wanted it, but, you did not get it.

ha, ha.

[Splits]

You wanted it, but, you did not get it.

ha, ha.

Dodge.

I checked the timestamps. You were missin' until 7 seconds left, with your Kobe on the line up 3.

[Thread]

Dodge.

I checked the timestamps. You were missin' until 7 seconds left, with your Kobe on the line up 3.

Splits, runnin' just as fast as he can.

GO---Splits---GO!!!

[DMC]

You wanted it, but, you did not get it.

ha, ha.
Pretty sure he got exactly what he wanted:

1. Lakers won
2. You bailed and returned
3. You're bantering back and forth trying to salvage tonight's dignity monkeyshine.

[Thread]

Pretty sure he got exactly what he wanted:

1. Lakers won
2. You bailed and returned
3. You're bantering back and forth trying to salvage tonight's dignity monkeyshine.

D, actin' Splits' fart catcher.

You look pisser, D.

[DMC]

D, actin' Splits' fart catcher.

You look pisser, D.
I caught you trying to sneak a peek and dragged your ass out into the street and flayed you. Now you're pulling all stops to try to salvage just an ounce of something, anything. That includes blatant fantasy gas lighting and pretending you've got the upper hand.

D: Bail will be here shortly

Bail shows up lurking

D: Come your ass out, I see you

Bail: I was here all along, check the time stamps

Splits: I did, you weren't

Bail: lol u mad

[Thread]

I caught you trying to sneak a peek and dragged your ass out into the street and flayed you. Now you're pulling all stops to try to salvage just an ounce of something, anything. That includes blatant fantasy gas lighting and pretending you've got the upper hand.

D: Bail will be here shortly

Bail shows up lurking

D: Come your ass out, I see you

Bail: I was here all along, check the time stamps

Splits: I did, you weren't

Bail: lol u mad

D, carrying Splits water.

lmao!!!

[Silver&Black]

Is Bail trying to convince us that he was INB4 the game was over.

Not buying your shenanigans old man.

[Splits]

Is Bail trying to convince us that he was INB4 the game was over.

Not buying your shenanigans old man.

Timestamps have been reviewed.

Asshole has been checked.

[Thread]

Timestamps have been reviewed.

Asshole has been checked.

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[Splits]

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

Turn and face me, I'll show you some come.

[Thread]

Turn and face me, I'll show you some come.

Buyin' me a driver & all.

Moo, moo, buckaroo.

[Silver&Black]

Timestamps have been reviewed.

Thanks for confirming....

But, they're irrelevant to me, you, and DMC. We were here.....we don't need timestamps to tell us what we already know.

[Thread]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

They were selling your shit.

[Silver&Black]

^
I admit....I lol'd.

[Chris]

Last 2 pages :lmao

[Kawhitstorm]

I'm good with this.

Kobe getting me nearer to 40% and winning the Lakers games, thwarting their tanking efforts.

Suns (who actually had the Lakers top 3 protected pick) cucking the Lakers by out tanking the Sixers:lol

[Thread]

Suns (who actually had the Lakers top 3 protected pick)

They lament giving that up on more or less a daily basis here.

tee, hee.

[Brazil]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

They were selling your shit.

Grats my man ! good win and vintage kobe in prime time :tu

[Reck]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Kobe's achilles.

FIFY

[MultiTroll]

That hack on Wiggens with the ref swallowing the whistle and Kirbs at the same time to seal the game. :lol

Got to give it up to Kirbs tho, he hit some key shots. Wth Wiggens played off of him a couple times by the arc was stoopid.

With The Streak stopped, I'm sure the Lakers and the NBA can get back to the business of them losing.

[UZER]

Kobe saves the day!! Even though they list 10 in a row.

[Thread]

That hack on Wiggens with the ref swallowing the whistle and Kirbs at the same time to seal the game. :lol

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[MultiTroll]

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.
Says the parrot who has never been on the receiving end of rigged officiating.

Only pussies and assholes embrace food stamps officiating.
Yer in line again.

[Thread]

Says the parrot who has never been on the receiving end of rigged officiating.

Only pussies and assholes embrace food stamps officiating.
Yer in line again.

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[MultiTroll]

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.
You've never experienced it.
You're a virgin.

[Thread]

You've never experienced it.
You're a virgin.

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.

[illmatic]

Cubby getting fucked in every orifice in this thread. Per par he brings no actual data or analysis of basketball, just catch phrases.

[Thread]

Cubby getting fucked in every orifice in this thread. Per par he brings no actual data or analysis of basketball, just catch phrases.

& yet not so long ago you worshiped the very ground I walked on.

[Splits]

& yet not so long ago you worshiped the very ground I walked on.

citation or it didn't happen

[Thread]

citation or it didn't happen

You're in the same gd line with him, Splits. Not so long ago I found a brand new signature driver in my virtual WGT bag courtesy of "Splits."

[Splits]

You're in the same gd line with him, Splits. Not so long ago I found a brand new signature driver in my virtual WGT bag courtesy of "Splits."

i don't do lines.

Unless they're off the ass crack of a $1000 hooker, compliments of Animeboy

[Thread]

i don't do lines.

Unless they're off the ass crack of a $1000 hooker, compliments of Animeboy

+ don't forget that it was your old dad here that christened ya "Splits."

[DMC]

Only pussies & assholes blame the officiating.
Only chickenshits prairie dog in and out of the forum for drive by freebies.

[DMC]

+ don't forget that it was your old dad here that christened ya "Splits."

You've been posting here for free for years, taking up a shit ton of bandwidth to say the same few things ad nauseum, and you act like you're owed something for it.

[Thread]

You've been posting here for free for years, taking up a shit ton of bandwidth to say the same few things ad nauseum, and you act like you're owed something for it.

You too are in the same fucking line, D. You cited me as the sagest of LF's.

[DMC]

You too are in the same fucking line, D. You cited me as the sagest of LF's.

You remind me of Mickey from Rocky. Abandons Rocky until he finds out what Rocky has going on at which time he comes back crawling, begging to be taken in. You and Mickey, hand in hand.

And why do you use the quote function when you never address anything that was said in the quote?

[illmatic]

You remind me of Mickey from Rocky. Abandons Rocky until he finds out what Rocky has going on at which time he comes back crawling, begging to be taken in. You and Mickey, hand in hand.

Belly draggin'. Crawl motherfucker CRAWL.

[Silver&Black]

It was all about winning the last game of the season. Now, it's as long as he scratches.

Talk about doing a complete 180....

[Thread]

It was all about winning the last game of the season. Now, it's as long as he scratches.

Talk about doing a complete 180....

In for penny.

In for pound.

[Silver&Black]

In for penny.

In for pound.

How about in your next post you actually tell me why you pulled the 180?

[Thread]

How about in your next post you actually tell me why you pulled the 180?

I didn't.

[Silver&Black]

I didn't.

So with Duncan it's still all about winning the last game of the season. Nothing else is good enough....you'll just be shining shoes. With Kirbs.....scoring 1 point or "scratching" is good enough for you.

Why the sudden change? I'm just trying to figure this shit out, because it makes absolutely zero sense to me.

[Thread]

So with Duncan it's still all about winning the last game of the season. Nothing else is good enough....you'll just be shining shoes. With Kirbs.....scoring 1 point or "scratching" is good enough for you.

Why the sudden change? I'm just trying to figure this shit out, because it makes absolutely zero sense to me.

No. It's also about getting skunked for Duncan,,,and for Kobe if he can't scratch in a game before season's end. Then I'd lose the Skunker advantage I have currently.

You're over thinking it, &. There is no angle. Just because you may not win the last game you play doesn't excuse trespasses along the way. Duncan's Skunker was a trespass and I lodged it. If Kobe is skunked between now and the season's end you'll don me for it. And I will accept it.

Because I take my shit.

It's my religion.

[Silver&Black]

^
Kirbs skunked 17 times. I mean WTF is going on here? How can you lodge a skunker and lie saying you were the first. Just because you were cowering in the reading room at the time...that doesn't take anything away from Splits lodging the first skunker. You weren't first. Splits was first.

Splits.

[Thread]

^
Kirbs skunked 17 times. I mean WTF is going on here? How can you lodge a skunker and lie saying you were the first. Just because you were cowering in the reading room at the time...that doesn't take anything away from Splits lodging the first skunker. You weren't first. Splits was first.

Splits.

He didn't lodge a Skunker. That's the rule, &. He let it languish and it died on the vine. When I had my opportunity, I climbed the mountain, screamed at the top of the my lugs and then lodged the Skunker.

You had your chance.