What is the worst you've thrown your back out?

[MultiTroll]

Level 1. Rub some dirt on it and quoted some macho John Wayne bullshit and carried on. Pain went away instantly.
Level 2 Sore, pain lingered for a day or two but did not stop you from walking or going anywhere doing anything you had planned.
Level 3. Moving around gingerly, had to be careful how you moved and what you lifted.
Level 4. Moving around gingerly, lifting and/or twisting out of the question.
Level 5. Moving around awkwardly. Slowly, but still moving
Level 6. Moving around awkwardly. Cannot hold anything in hands so you are able to grab on to rails, coffee tables etc for support.
Level 7. difficulty getting up or down.
Level 8. Bed bound, able to crawl to can and back. considering chiro/accupunture/ER/hospital visit or buying some Demeral from mouse. (That may have come on earlier levels too.)
Level 9. Bed/couch bound. Unable to walk to can. Using urinal.
Level 10. Wife or husband freely offering sex and you must turn down due to inability to move.

Feel free to add your own descriptions and level(s).

[MultiTroll]

I'm currently at level 3.

[DJR210]

Jesus Christ Fabbs..

I've never thrown my back out, but if 2 means general soreness then there you go.

[baseline bum]

Bend over. I'll throw your back out.

[spurraider21]

ask your mother

[Wild Cobra]

Probably level 4, but with my tolerance to pain, behaved like level 1 or 2.

[resistanze]

Level 5 when I went back to Toronto of the Christmas break, underestimated the weight of shoveling wet snow tbh. I had to be helped out of the car later in the day.

[Buddy Mignon]

Im not going to even lie... I was fucking this chick African Squat style and threw my shit out so bad I couldn't crawl.

[SpursforSix]

Im not going to even lie... I was fucking this chick African Squat style and threw my shit out so bad I couldn't crawl.

That was you dad sicko.

[Thread]

I had terrible back spasms in the mid-'80s. The slightest turn, or, change in position would ignite the spasm and then I was just completely fucked up. It would go on for days. I could turn a right hand corner because I was cocked that way. Only heat would relieve it. As quick as it beset me it disappeared as suddenly. It was about a 3 year ordeal. I never went to a doctor.

[Reck]

If you're under 30 something, you shouldn't have back problems that are so extensive you cant even move. C'mon

[SpursforSix]

I was sitting on the turlet back in '97 and I was basically in hand to hand combat with a bullhead turd. I was a wanting him to leave but he was holding fast to my colon and anus and stuff. I'd scoot him out a little and pinch off a small pebble of his body but nothing substantial or satisfying. As soon as I'd pinch off a little, he'd hightail it back up into me pooper, making it that much harder to scoot him out again. Anyway, right in the midst of all that, this crazy black man ran into the bathroom and hoped up on the cabinet and started doing pull ups. The cabinet started to fall on me head so I had to put my hands up to hold it with the black guy still hanging on. Wasn't a big deal until I had to wipe so I let go with one hand and wiped my butt while holding the cabinet and black guy up with t'other. Once I was done wiping, the black guy raped me and my back got thrower out.

[MultiTroll]

Jesus Christ Fabbs..

I've never thrown my back out, but if 2 means general soreness then there you go.
Have you even been out from behind a video game or computer?

Reck
If you're under 30 something, you shouldn't have back problems that are so extensive you cant even move. C'mon
Rare to reach that level at that age agree, but it happens.

[DJR210]

Have you even been out from behind a video game or computer?

Reck
Rare to reach that level at that age agree, but it happens.

:lol forum weirdo

[Koolaid_Man]

Probably level 4, but with my tolerance to pain, behaved like level 1 or 2.

Bend over and I'll show you tolerance to pain....

[Koolaid_Man]

Jesus Christ Fabbs..

I've never thrown my back out, but if 2 means general soreness then there you go.


Bend over and I'll show you General soreness

[Koolaid_Man]

I was sitting on the turlet back in '97 and I was basically in hand to hand combat with a bullhead turd. I was a wanting him to leave but he was holding fast to my colon and anus and stuff. I'd scoot him out a little and pinch off a small pebble of his body but nothing substantial or satisfying. As soon as I'd pinch off a little, he'd hightail it back up into me pooper, making it that much harder to scoot him out again. Anyway, right in the midst of all that, this crazy black man ran into the bathroom and hoped up on the cabinet and started doing pull ups. The cabinet started to fall on me head so I had to put my hands up to hold it with the black guy still hanging on. Wasn't a big deal until I had to wipe so I let go with one hand and wiped my butt while holding the cabinet and black guy up with t'other. Once I was done wiping, the black guy raped me and my back got thrower out.


Bend over and I'll show you a crazy black man

[Koolaid_Man]

Im not going to even lie... I was fucking this chick African Squat style and threw my shit out so bad I couldn't crawl.

:lmao never threw my back out....but was hitting that shit raw doggie about to create a creampie for Becky when that fucking hamstring cramp hit me....and put me down...writhing and pain...almost fucking cried.....I was listening to this Pump It Back Song....nut was on the way...I was devastated..never had experienced a stuck nut before...:lol


https://youtube/zRAqbOCJ1fQ

[redzero]

:lmao never threw my back out....but was hitting that shit raw doggie about to create a creampie for Becky when that fucking hamstring cramp hit me....and put me down...writhing and pain...almost fucking cried.....I was listening to this Pump It Back Song....nut was on the way...I was devastated..never had experienced a stuck nut before...:lol


https://youtube/zRAqbOCJ1fQ

What a fucking hack you are. Six years later and you are still posting the same old shit. Is there anything worse than an extremely determined troll with zero wit or creativity?

[Koolaid_Man]

So you're saying you only have sex every 6 yrs :lmao

Listen sex is what we do...it's who we are....it's why we live. ..:lol

Perhaps I should speak for myself. ...ok faggot :lol

[mrsmaalox]

I was indoctrinated in the principles of good body mechanics in nursing school, it is natural to me now. I'm very conscious of how I move my body and I have a daily stretching routine, I have never thrown my back out. I have however taken a few suspicious ;) tumbles down flights of stairs recently that have resulted in significant back pain and bruising and requiring several days of bedrest.

[Koolaid_Man]

I was indoctrinated in the principles of good body mechanics in nursing school, it is natural to me now. I'm very conscious of how I move my body and I have a daily stretching routine, I have never thrown my back out.

Thats that sweet MILF talk.....You sound like you're extremely ectremely good in bed...like you're good at the slow stroke game....put your back into it but never throw it out....yea...you're a real woman Maalox who likes to love her man down..move when I move in nice slow rythem...and wipe me down with a warm towel once the deed has been done to completion.....

Maalox....You turn me into a 4 inch wide and 11 inch long piece of rebar.....:lol

[redzero]

So you're saying you only have sex every 6 yrs :lmao

:lol That response makes absolutely no sense.

Hire a joke writer, you miserable hack.

[leemajors]

I was sitting on the turlet back in '97 and I was basically in hand to hand combat with a bullhead turd. I was a wanting him to leave but he was holding fast to my colon and anus and stuff. I'd scoot him out a little and pinch off a small pebble of his body but nothing substantial or satisfying. As soon as I'd pinch off a little, he'd hightail it back up into me pooper, making it that much harder to scoot him out again. Anyway, right in the midst of all that, this crazy black man ran into the bathroom and hoped up on the cabinet and started doing pull ups. The cabinet started to fall on me head so I had to put my hands up to hold it with the black guy still hanging on. Wasn't a big deal until I had to wipe so I let go with one hand and wiped my butt while holding the cabinet and black guy up with t'other. Once I was done wiping, the black guy raped me and my back got thrower out.

ahahahahahaha

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol That response makes absolutely no sense.

Hire a joke writer, you miserable hack.

Bend over and I'll show you a miserable hack :lol

[redzero]

Bend over and I'll show you a miserable hack :lol

Please stop sending me links to interracial porn, you cuckold.

[Koolaid_Man]

Please stop sending me links to interracial porn, you cuckold.

Bend over and I'll show you interracial porn.....:lol

[cd021]

Level 1. Rub some dirt on it and quoted some macho John Wayne bullshit and carried on. Pain went away instantly.
Level 2 Sore, pain lingered for a day or two but did not stop you from walking or going anywhere doing anything you had planned.
Level 3. Moving around gingerly, had to be careful how you moved and what you lifted.
Level 4. Moving around gingerly, lifting and/or twisting out of the question.
Level 5. Moving around awkwardly. Slowly, but still moving
Level 6. Moving around awkwardly. Cannot hold anything in hands so you are able to grab on to rails, coffee tables etc for support.
Level 7. difficulty getting up or down.
Level 8. Bed bound, able to crawl to can and back. considering chiro/accupunture/ER/hospital visit or buying some Demeral from mouse. (That may have come on earlier levels too.)
Level 9. Bed/couch bound. Unable to walk to can. Using urinal.
Level 10. Wife or husband freely offering sex and you must turn down due to inability to move.

Feel free to add your own descriptions and level(s).

i generally am at a 6-9 on the a pain scale.

I have Degenerative Disc Disease ( a fancy way of saying that i have back arthiris) Its a fucking pain. I can't sit down for more than 20 minutes without my back stiffining up. I can't sit in a car without a back pillow and i constantly try to crack my back hoping to losen it up. It hurts under my shoulder blades but also in my lower back.

I stretch and use a roller and take an anti inflamatory but best case is probably a 5.

I've had back issues since elementary school, i'm in my mid 20's so this doesn't bode well for me going forward.

[DMC]

Level 1. Rub some dirt on it and quoted some macho John Wayne bullshit and carried on. Pain went away instantly.
Level 2 Sore, pain lingered for a day or two but did not stop you from walking or going anywhere doing anything you had planned.
Level 3. Moving around gingerly, had to be careful how you moved and what you lifted.
Level 4. Moving around gingerly, lifting and/or twisting out of the question.
Level 5. Moving around awkwardly. Slowly, but still moving
Level 6. Moving around awkwardly. Cannot hold anything in hands so you are able to grab on to rails, coffee tables etc for support.
Level 7. difficulty getting up or down.
Level 8. Bed bound, able to crawl to can and back. considering chiro/accupunture/ER/hospital visit or buying some Demeral from mouse. (That may have come on earlier levels too.)
Level 9. Bed/couch bound. Unable to walk to can. Using urinal.
Level 10. Wife or husband freely offering sex and you must turn down due to inability to move.

Feel free to add your own descriptions and level(s).
If you're Blake you better never reach level 10.

[Thread]

- "Get off my back, Evelyn!"

- Clint Eastwood - "Play Misty For Me"

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- "Off your back? That's exactly where you've been keeping me, you bastard!"

- "Evelyn" - "Play Misty For Me"

[Fabbs]

i generally am at a 6-9 on the a pain scale.

I have Degenerative Disc Disease ( a fancy way of saying that i have back arthiris) Its a fucking pain. I can't sit down for more than 20 minutes without my back stiffining up. I can't sit in a car without a back pillow and i constantly try to crack my back hoping to losen it up. It hurts under my shoulder blades but also in my lower back.

I stretch and use a roller and take an anti inflamatory but best case is probably a 5.

I've had back issues since elementary school, i'm in my mid 20's so this doesn't bode well for me going forward.
I'm not inferring you are, but since on Troll Talk one never can tell....
Have artificial discs and/or surgery been an option? I'm neither for nor against just trying to see what relief has been offered.

[cd021]

I'm not inferring you are, but since on Troll Talk one never can tell....
Have artificial discs and/or surgery been an option? I'm neither for nor against just trying to see what relief has been offered.

I've seen a doctor (not a back specialists) and she suggested stretching and losing weight she also gave me an anti inflamatory (basically a stronger version of Alieve it helps a bit) . I dropped about 25 pounds and stretch about five timess a day. Neither really worked. If surgery is suggested then i'd seriously consider it.

I've forgotten how it feels to have 0 back pain. I would think there would be some type of shot that i could get that could help but haven't looked further into to that.

[johnsmith]

Probably level 4, but with my tolerance to pain, behaved like level 1 or 2.

LOL

[johnsmith]

If you're under 30 something, you shouldn't have back problems that are so extensive you cant even move. C'mon

I ruptured a disc at 20 playing college football.


Humblebrag

[benefactor]

ask your mother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrmrX_Zw8EY

[Quetzal-X]

I've seen a doctor (not a back specialists) and she suggested stretching and losing weight she also gave me an anti inflamatory (basically a stronger version of Alieve it helps a bit) . I dropped about 25 pounds and stretch about five timess a day. Neither really worked. If surgery is suggested then i'd seriously consider it.

I've forgotten how it feels to have 0 back pain. I would think there would be some type of shot that i could get that could help but haven't looked further into to that.


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