**Broncos V Panthers Superbowl Thread**

[Thebesteva]

Might as well get this thread started here.

Here's a pretty legit trailer for the Superbowl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PiPz7fMJ-M

[chunticakes]

Whose Ray Lewis wannabe voice is that?

They should've gotten DJ Khaled to narrate that shit. :lol

[SpursforSix]

Who's Ray Lewis wannabe voice is that?

They should've gotten DJ Khaled to narrate that shit. :lol

Sounds like your mom

[Spurtacular]

What's the (betting) line?

[Spurtacular]

I just saw a Panther with Sr. on his uniform. I hate that sh**; gonna have to root for the Broncos; even though the ring counters will say Manning is better than Favre if he gets a second ring.

[Spurtacular]

Might as well get this thread started here.

Here's a pretty legit trailer for the Superbowl


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PiPz7fMJ-M

Seriously? You actually sat through six and a half minutes of that narrator? He was not much less annoying than that bitch screaming all through the Spurs game tonight.

[HemisfairArena]

Panthers win,,,,thanks for playing,,,,

[spursreport]

Panthers win,,,,thanks for playing,,,,

So how about them Steelers being that dangerous playoff threat you claimed them to be?

[daslicer]

If the Panthers win Cam is going to become an iconic figure in sports up there with Tiger Woods before the sex scandals.

[Benoit]

If the Panthers win Cam is going to become an iconic figure in sports up there with Tiger Woods before the sex scandals.

Damn right

[Benoit]

https://butisitnew.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/baconsports.jpg

[Will Hunting]

Manning is fucking up by not announcing his retirement early. We all saw the effect that had on the refs when Bettis + Ray Lewis did it their last year.

[SuperCam]

Go Panthers :toast

[BatManu20]

Rooting for the Broncos, but Panthers going to win it big. 17+ point victory.

[BatManu20]

Damn right

So you're a Lakers, Warriors, & Panthers fan? Come on dude.. :lol

[Thread]

In order to keep the Panthers hungry I'll need the Broncos today.

[Leon Sandcastle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eZLkxonvUM

[Raven]

most irrelevant superbowl ever imo

[Thebesteva]

So you're a Lakers, Warriors, & Panthers fan? Come on dude.. :lol

:lmao

[Benoit]

So you're a Lakers, Warriors, & Panthers fan? Come on dude.. :lol

I'm not a Panthers fan, I am cheering for Cam Newton because of his relationship with Steoh

[Thebesteva]

I'm not a Panthers fan, I am cheering for Cam Newton because of his relationship with Steoh

So basically you're a front running faggot is what I'm hearing

[Splits]

So if "Cum" Newton wins does Clitoris Nation admit he's a fucking idiot?

[Splits]

So basically you're a front running faggot is what I'm hearing

Green on green!

[Splits]

In order to keep the Panthers hungry I'll need the Broncos today.

Admit it, you just don't want another black quarterback to win a Superbowl.

[Thread]

Admit it, you just don't want another black quarterback to win a Superbowl.

No. I want the Panthers to remain denied in order that they'll road block the Cardinals next season.

P.S., quit race baiting, Obama Jr..

[Splits]

No. I want the Panthers to remain denied in order that they'll road block the Cardinals next season.

P.S., quit race baiting, Obama Jr..

Race baiting? You're an admitted racist.

[jeebus]

Hm. This thread is already full of faggotry. Thank Jesus this shitty NFL season ends in a few hours.

[chunticakes]

Hm. This thread is already full of faggotry. Thank Jesus this shitty NFL season ends in a few hours.

Mah nigg Jeebus regulating.

[lefty]

:lol curry

[Holden_Caulfield]

Lol we will honor America. Dafuq :lol

[jeebus]

Nice shot of the puppy throwers there imo.

[Robz4000]

Is this season over yet?

[lefty]

:lol murica

[jeebus]

Holy fuck get this mewling kunt off the stage already

[Holden_Caulfield]

Who is this ugly bitch

[jeebus]

oh FUCK that's what was missing from my life...a cloverfield sequel.

[Will Hunting]

I was cleaning my apartment, looked at the clock and said "Huh, did I miss the start of the SB?"

:lol worst season ever

[Thebesteva]

I was cleaning my apartment, looked at the clock and said "Huh, did I miss the start of the SB?"

:lol worst season ever

:lol Salty NE fan crying like a bitch per par

[Robz4000]

Yeah this season has been pretty mediocre. Kinda like last year's NBA season and potentially this one.

[Will Hunting]

:lol Salty NE fan crying like a bitch per par

Last season was pretty crappy too, from a neutral fan perspective.

Any Michael Sam news updates you have for us today?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Nice to see George and Weezy in a Super Bowl commercial.

[jeebus]

Last season was pretty crappy too, from a neutral fan perspective.

Any Michael Sam news updates you have for us today?
I'm a neutral fan; this season has sucked so hard. I barely watched any games tbh. dunno why besteva is crying.

[Robz4000]

Cum gonna Cum

[Robz4000]

:lol det Doritos ad was pretty good

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I like football, but when it's over I won't miss it at all.

[baseline bum]

It's almost time for the halftime show? GTFO

[jeebus]

Who thought it was a great idea to bring back that flaming faggot Bruno Mars?

[Will Hunting]

Coldplay, Beyonce and Bruno Mars? Seriously? That's like the holy trinity of horrible halftime show ideas.

[Robz4000]

Coldplay, Beyonce and Bruno Mars? Seriously? That's like the holy trinity of horrible halftime show ideas.

Agreed. It's been a while since they had anyone good.

[baseline bum]

Coldplay, Beyonce and Bruno Mars? Seriously? That's like the holy trinity of horrible halftime show ideas.

I'm still hoping Manziel livecasts a video swallowing a 12 gauge at halftime.

[Will Hunting]

Who thought it was a great idea to bring back that flaming faggot Bruno Mars?

Since Bruno Mars falls in line with the media's agenda to pussify men and promote feminism he might get a spot every year.

[Will Hunting]

I'm still hoping Manziel livecasts a video swallowing a 12 gauge at halftime.

I'm hoping ISIS livecasts a halftime attack that's targeting the stage.

[Robz4000]

I'm still hoping Manziel livecasts a video swallowing a 12 gauge at halftime.

Same

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Audi commercial wasn't bad.

[Will Hunting]

How is that incomplete?

[Robz4000]

What in the fuck was that?

[Thebesteva]

Last season was pretty crappy too, from a neutral fan perspective.

Any Michael Sam news updates you have for us today?

Yeah he fucked your mouth and decided hes not gay anymore

[Mal]

That`s complition

[baseline bum]

I'm hoping ISIS livecasts a halftime attack that's targeting the stage.

Only if they manage to take out Curry

[td4mvp2k]

good call

[Mal]

What ?

And this black specialist :lmao

[Will Hunting]

Yeah he fucked your mouth and decided hes not gay anymore

So you're saying that I didn't do a good job performing fellatio on another guy?

What a burn.

[Robz4000]

Stupid challenge this early in the game anyway

[lefty]

alphaneymar commercial

:lol DAF86

[Silver&Black]

:lol Cum

[jeebus]

:lol Cum

[Mal]

:lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao Cum

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao cum

[chunticakes]

Looooool

[Mal]

Two prop bets in one play. Defense or special team to score, and first sack to Denver

[td4mvp2k]

dam det Denver D

[Chris]

Hahahahahahahahahaha :lmao

[resistanze]

:lmao

bobbled catch to defensive TD

[TheCultOfPersonality]

CAm! Whoa Cam! What happen?

[Thebesteva]

I thought we were supposed to be down 10-0 already though? LMAO espn predictions...im not saying we win this or anything but you guys shitting on the Broncos all week has riled the team up

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Coldplay, Beyonce and Bruno Mars? Seriously? That's like the holy trinity of horrible halftime show ideas.

Drake, Rebecca Black and Ariana Grande weren't available so they had to settle.

[Mal]

Newton choking big time

[Will Hunting]

Drake, Rebecca Black and Ariana Grande weren't available so they had to settle.

I think Drake is an overrated uncle tom, but I'd take him over any one of those three by a long shot.

[td4mvp2k]

Cum chokin

[spursistan]

Panthers didn't knew what hit them..:lol

[Chris]

God Bless this Broncos defense:lol

[resistanze]

Newton choking big time
Way too early, his overthrow was bad on the first drive.

But Cochery shouldn't have even bobbled that throw that was challenged.

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Talib

[Robz4000]

:lol retards

[td4mvp2k]

wtf talib lol

[Chris]

Talib you dumb ass

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Talib

[Pelicans78]

Refs with a makeup call.

[resistanze]

Talib :lmao

[jeebus]

:lol this game is fucking awful

[01Snake]

How the fuck do you make a call like that in the SB?

[td4mvp2k]

helluva play

[Raven]

Lol talib getting 15yd penalty for getting punched in the face

[Chris]

Fuck you Cam lol

[Pelicans78]

How the fuck do you make a call like that in the SB?

Refs have been awful all season and so far two bad calls already.

[td4mvp2k]

lol nolyfe

[Nathan89]

Refs with a makeup call.

Not sure why they would need a makeup call. They watched that play from every angle and came to that decision. I didn't agree with the call though.

[Mal]

That bobbled throw :lmao

[Mal]

That 2011 draft, though

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I think Drake is an overrated uncle tom, but I'd take him over any one of those three by a long shot.
No question.

Heck, I'll take the 'Why you always lying' guy over those three.

[Chris]

Talib taking a shit out there

[Raven]

Pretty much the game everyone expected..

[Thebesteva]

dam det Denver D

Now if only the offense can score some...

[Will Hunting]

:lol hopefully that new Bourne movie is better than the Jeremy Renner shitbomb they put out a few years ago

[Thebesteva]

So you're saying that I didn't do a good job performing fellatio on another guy?

What a burn.

LOL your sig is a video of a guy who admits he got molested in that scene...u realize what a faggot u r right?

[jeebus]

:lol hopefully that new Bourne movie is better than the Jeremy Renner shitbomb they put out a few years ago
:lol that shit was awful. Why was it called a Bourne movie if he wasn't even in it?

[Will Hunting]

LOL your sig is a video of a guy who admits he got molested in that scene...u realize what a faggot u r right?

Ouch, now you're talking shit about the fictional character my spurstalk username is based off of.

I'm gonna go cut myself.

[Chris]

:monkey

[Will Hunting]

:lol that shit was awful. Why was it called a Bourne movie if he wasn't even in it?

My guess is they tried for a 4th Bourne movie but were way too Jewish with Matt Damon so they had to settle for a sequel with Renner.

[Mal]

Talib :lmao

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Talib again

[SupremeGuy]

Cum is his team's best running back, tbh. :lol

[Will Hunting]

:lmao Talib is a fucking mess

[td4mvp2k]

talib again...

[Silver&Black]

"That's bullshit"

[Robz4000]

:lol Talib is trying to choke this game for Denver all by himself

[Mal]

This should be like NBA`s first flagrant. One more and you`re out.

[Pelicans78]

Dirtiest facemask I've ever seen.

[Silver&Black]

He's not giving that football away :lol

[jeebus]

:lol Talib trying to throw the game

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Talib x3

[Mal]

Holy fuck 3rd flag on Talib

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Talib playing like an idiot in ths game.

[Mal]

Need Denver`s punt for 3rd prop bet

[jeebus]

holy fuck get that fat tub of shit Amy off my tv

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Like Amy Schumer's boobs in that commercial.

[Canyonero]

Talib should be tested for CTE

[chunticakes]

Why is that beached whale in a Bud Light commercial?!?!

[Silver&Black]

Need Denver`s punt for 3rd prop bet

Was there a prop bet that Talib would act like a fucking fool in the 1st half?

[Mal]

Was there a prop bet that Talib would act like a fucking fool in the 1st half?

I don`t recall any bet on any player being stupid.

[chunticakes]

Lol TOSB Manning doing TOSB things. Looks like he's running around with cement in his shoes, tbh..

[Mal]

Two challenges in half ?

[Pelicans78]

NFL refs are horrible. About as bad as NBA refs.

[SupremeGuy]

Ealy reaching for Peyton's dick. :lol

[Will Hunting]

Retarded challenge, even though it'll get overturned it's not that much of a difference and that's his last one.

[Will Hunting]

holy fuck get that fat tub of shit Amy off my tv

Her comedy routine of joking about how much black dick she can go through gets old after about 5 minutes.

[Robz4000]

Rivera is choking as hard as Talib tonight tbh.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Norman stonehand that one.

[Mal]

This game is taking huge turn torward Carolina

[Silver&Black]

Two challenges in half ?

out of challenges for the entire game now...

[Mal]

out of challenges for the entire game now...

That`s retarded rule. He`d won 2nd

[SupremeGuy]

How wasn't that helmet to helmet?

[Robz4000]

This game is taking huge turn torward Carolina

Still anyone's game tbh. The lack of challenges for the Cats will be huge.

[Silver&Black]

That`s retarded rule. He`d won 2nd

Gotta win both challenges to get the 3rd one...

Lose one and you're done.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao ESPN was blabbering all day about how much care and work went into the field today and it still fucking sucks

[td4mvp2k]

lmao at Carolina STs

[Silver&Black]

:lol Everybody on CAR thinking he called fair catch

[chunticakes]

Too bad he didn't return that for a TD. Manning is good for a FG here.

[Robz4000]

Denver special teams showing up

[jeebus]

This game is taking huge turn torward Carolina
Agreed. Are you a wizard? :wow

[td4mvp2k]

this should be short enough for peyton tbh

[Mal]

Agreed. Are you a wizard? :wow

Denver offense still is nowhere to be found.

[Robz4000]

Denver showing balls

[Silver&Black]

Too bad he didn't return that for a TD. Manning is good for a FG here.

:wakeup

[td4mvp2k]

lol det offense...

[01Snake]

Needed 7 there. Piss poor.

[Robz4000]

Carolina's offense is really shitting the bed.

[Silver&Black]

I just assume this flag is on Talib

[td4mvp2k]

:monkey

[Silver&Black]

T:lollbert

[Robz4000]

:lol fumblefaggots

[Mal]

like 4th fumble

[spurraider21]

:lol fumblefaggots

[Chris]

Hahahahahahahahahaha :lmao

[td4mvp2k]

both offenses big suk

[jeebus]

good guy announcers keep reminding us it's almost time to mute our televisions for half an hour

[td4mvp2k]

was dat lynch?

[Chris]

Take over the game Anderson

[chunticakes]

Why didn't Anderson run like that during the season when I had him on my fantasy team?!

[Raven]

Talk about ref agenda.. cum and boys still manage to screw it up

[Chris]

good guy announcers keep reminding us it's almost time to mute our televisions for half an hour

Exactly what I was thinking :lol

[Robz4000]

Denver just seems so much more composed than Carolina in all facets (outside Talib). Still early but it's feeling like Denver might blow this open.

[jeebus]

:lmao Five Head

[Mal]

:lmao

[Chris]

damnit fivehead

[Robz4000]

Welp

[Silver&Black]

:lmao Fivehead

[Pelicans78]

Peyton sucks ass.

[benefactor]

There's the Superbowl Manning we know and love

[Pelicans78]

Intentional grounding

[Mal]

Newton got cannon of an arm

[Chris]

lol Cum

[Robz4000]

What a pass...and it's dropped

[01Snake]

Payton is on the phone ordering some Papa Johns.

[lefty]

:cry so much Marvel goodness

[Robz4000]

:cry so much Marvel goodness

Any chance you and your boys might make an appearance during halftime?

[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/LRerbml.gif


:cry lefty pls

[01Snake]

Denver offense is offensive.

[Mal]

Fumble or pick in this 2 minut drill

[Silver&Black]

Have they showed Demaryius Thomas' drug-dealing mother yet?

[jeebus]

ID4 :cry

[Mal]

Sobotka`s :lol

[Robz4000]

ID4 :cry

:cry the sequel we've all been waiting for :cry

[baseline bum]

So how much would Denver be up if they still had Tebow instead of the corpse of Manning?

[Robz4000]

So how much would Denver be up if they still had Tebow instead of the corpse of Manning?

50 if Tebow was having a bad game, 600 if it were Tebow time.

[jeebus]

:monkey

[Robz4000]

:monkey

[Chris]

:monkey

[SupremeGuy]

Cum scared of passing the ball now. :lol

[SupremeGuy]

Have they showed Demaryius Thomas' drug-dealing mother yet?What does the bitch sell?

[jeebus]

I haven't watched football this year but how in the fuck did Carolina win any games this season and how did Scam win offense MVP? Were they playing the Sixers every week?

[Robz4000]

Cum is really shitting the bed even considering how many drops his receivers have.

[Arcadian]

Carolina offense is getting shut down

[unleashbaynes]

Denver's D is just crazy

[Robz4000]

I haven't watched football this year but how in the fuck did Carolina win any games this season and how did Scam win offense MVP? Were they playing the Sixers every week?

Easiest schedule in some time tbh.

[Robz4000]

:wow what a catch

[Silver&Black]

What does the bitch sell?

crack

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So how much would Denver be up if they still had Tebow instead of the corpse of Manning?

It'll be A 10-7 because all Tebow's drive would be 3 and out.

Defense and special teams would be the reason they have the 10 points.

[Silver&Black]

What a snag...

[jeebus]

Carolina WRs really are gifted. Have to walk on water just to catch the ball imo

[Silver&Black]

That's fucking holding...

[Silver&Black]

:lol Cum

[RD2191]

Both offenses are trash.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

No one picks up Demarcus Ware.

[jeebus]

Mute time, niggas.

[benefactor]

:lol dumb, one read monkeyballer

[Silver&Black]

Who the fuck was that guy interviewing Ron Ron? GTFO

[Thebesteva]

Both offenses are trash.


http://i.imgur.com/ExhWZ.gif

[baseline bum]

Great now time to watch a 30 minute abortion. Where is ISIS when you need them?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

My prediction on point so far

[01Snake]

Did I really just see a Scientology commercial, LOL

[Raven]

Zzzzzz

[Venti Quattro]

Cam Newton looks shell-shocked

[Robz4000]

Jesus fuck this is terrible

[Pelicans78]

I'd rather Quick Change than this.

[Robz4000]

Why is everyone n that crowd Asian?

[Trainwreck2100]

Great now time to watch a 30 minute abortion. Where is ISIS when you need them?

there weren't there to save us in GS last night so why would they show up now

[Holden_Caulfield]

Not sure if Chinese New year or gay parade

[TheCultOfPersonality]

http://replygif.net/i/1370.gif

[Robz4000]

lefty strike now!

[jeebus]

Puppy bowl on animal planet ftw.

[Mal]

I am not gonna stay awake till the end, gonna go to sleep

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Puppy bowl on animal planet ftw.
They're on commercial.

[Silver&Black]

They just showed the Katy Perry halftime performance for a split second...

Jesus Christ I forgot how bad that one was.

[weebo]

I have no words for what just happened....

[daslicer]

This third quarter will be make or break for the Panthers. If they are losing at the end of the third they lose the game.

[AlexJones]

This game is the epitome of this awful NFL season

[RD2191]

Crofl. Manziel and domestic violence.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Should've brought back Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson.

[baseline bum]

They just showed the Katy Perry halftime performance for a split second...

Jesus Christ I forgot how bad that one was.

At least you could watch that one with your pants down.

[Silver&Black]

At least you could watch that one with your pants down.

My nigga.

[Silver&Black]

Gan:lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Graham Oh no.

[Mal]

This game is so shitty

[Robz4000]

:lol entire Cat team in choke mode

[Thebesteva]

Jesus Christ offense just score here and finish the fucking game you pathetic faggots

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Cute dogs in that Doritos commercial.

[Robz4000]

Guys, can I has been a pokeman master?

[MultiTroll]

I slept thru much of 2nd qtr and all of halftime show. Sounds like I missed very little.
Fivehead with the INT in chipshot fg range? :rolleyes

Ok Denver on the move now after Carolina kicker shanked.