View Full Version : Lakers: LOL: Kobe Gives Sex Advice To The Media - Wear Socks When Having Sex
Koolaid_Man
02-10-2016, 03:46 PM
:lol and stop being cucks......but seriously...
Eric Pincus of the L.A. Times explained during this fantastic story about the time he got advice about trying for his third child from Kobe, viaSerena Winters of Complex.com (http://www.complex.com/sports/2016/02/kobe-bryant-stories):
“There was one thing, years ago, I had two girls and we were talking about how we were going to try to have a third. And, he told me that to have a boy, I need to keep my socks on with my wife…that was his advice. I did not listen, and I have a third girl.”
Because Kobe knows how to produce male children.
Oh.. pity post.
ambchang
02-10-2016, 10:17 PM
Because Kobe knows how to produce male children.
Oh.. pity post.
He wore socks. But they only looked like boys with one of them looking like the mailman.
spurs_fan_in_exile
02-10-2016, 10:31 PM
Sound advice. Means you're sure to have something handy to splooge in between when your date runs out and the cops arrive.
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02-10-2016, 10:32 PM
Sound advice. Means you're sure to have something handy to splooge in between when your date runs out and the cops arrive.
You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.
spurs_fan_in_exile
02-10-2016, 10:44 PM
You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.
Neal didn't fap.
UNT Eagles 2016
02-10-2016, 10:47 PM
That's stupid. Everyone knows, to have a boy you have to a) make your girl orgasm before you cum, preferably multiple times and b) finish from behind or any other position that allows it to go in deep, instead of the shallow-dick implication of missionary style.
Splits
02-10-2016, 10:50 PM
You got nary room. Your Neal raped as well.
Neal didn't rat out a 3 time Finals MVP
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02-10-2016, 11:12 PM
Neal didn't rat out a 3 time Finals MVP
No, but, Neal did rape.
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02-10-2016, 11:13 PM
Neal didn't fap.
I'm sure that's great comfort to Neal's rape victim.
TDMVPDPOY
02-10-2016, 11:14 PM
so he wore socks, yet still no son? lmao weak sperm
so he wore socks, yet still no son? lmao weak sperm
Or bad socks.
LakerHater
02-10-2016, 11:19 PM
doesnt Kome have 2 girls??
Splits
02-10-2016, 11:25 PM
doesnt Kome have 2 girls??
Yes, and they are hideous creatures.
TDMVPDPOY
02-10-2016, 11:35 PM
giving this clown advice is like g iving him 4 lottery picks and selects draft busts
doesnt Kome have 2 girls??
Just like Magic, Cookie and EJ.
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02-10-2016, 11:49 PM
Yes, and they are hideous creatures.
Unlike Duncan's children who belong to the State.
tee, hee.
Splits
02-10-2016, 11:50 PM
PARROT
Were you born racist or just started to hate black people as you grew older?
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02-11-2016, 12:03 AM
Were you born racist or just started to hate black people as you grew older?
They were selling your shit.
Splits
02-11-2016, 12:07 AM
You start out in 1954 by saying, “######, ######, ######.” By 1968 you can’t say “######”—that hurts you, backfires. So you say stuff like, uh, forced busing, states’ rights, and all that stuff, and you’re getting so abstract. Now, you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is, blacks get hurt worse than whites.… “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, uh, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “######, ######.”
Just stop, Dale.
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02-11-2016, 12:22 AM
Just stop, Dale.
They were selling your shit.
They were selling your shit.
They = media
Media is corrupt, they are rats
Rats were selling our shit
We are victims.
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02-11-2016, 11:20 AM
They = media
Media is corrupt, they are rats
Rats were selling our shit
We are victims.
They were selling your shit.
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