View Full Version : Jazz: Shaq: "I Wish They Would've Said Goodbye To Me Like They're Doing For Kobe"
Koolaid_Man
02-12-2016, 12:05 PM
I do feel bad for Snaq-O-Meal :lol all he ever wanted was a lil groupie fan love...
:lmao
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/151201003352-bryant-oneal-watch-from-the-bench-bryant-oneal-watch-from-the-bench.home-t1_zpssxjgwrfz.jpeg
"I wish I would've had a Shaq Tour, yeah," O'Neal said Thursday before co-hosting TNT's popular "Inside The NBA" show that helped kickoff the league's All-Star festivities in Toronto. "Definitely. I know it would've been a lot of fun. I know I would've got a lot of gifts. It happened the way it happened. You can't complain. Just gotta move on from it."
Splits
02-12-2016, 12:06 PM
Kobe: 12
Shaq: 9
Koolaid_Man
02-12-2016, 12:08 PM
Kobe: 12
Shaq: 9
Bend over and I'll show you 12.....:lmao
Splits :lol what a perfect name
Killakobe81
02-12-2016, 12:11 PM
Just heard some of the international pressor ...the Japanese and Flip media as well as European media slobbering all over Kobe some dude showed Kobe his magna comic ...kobe is 12th but still a people's champ
Killakobe81
02-12-2016, 12:14 PM
Kobe was very comlimentary of Dirk ...who he says wanted to play with Kobe but wanted to bring a title to Dallas. Mad respect for the Diggler
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02-12-2016, 12:14 PM
& Daddy woulda been good at such a tour. He's pure ham.
Kobe though has a set a standard with his. Selfless, he's set aside his pride, his vanity & walks into the light each game.
Kobe Bryant is a hero.
& Daddy woulda been good at such a tour. He's pure ham.
Kobe though has a set a standard with his. Selfless, he's set aside his pride, his vanity & walks into the light each game.
Kobe Bryant is a hero.
Leads the dirty dozen...
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02-12-2016, 12:29 PM
Leads the dirty dozen...
25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.
He done good.
25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.
He done good.
I don't do stats.
Relevancy
02-12-2016, 12:48 PM
No wonder kobe and shaq couldn't coexist in the long run, they had big egos... They could have probably won more championships together, but their run was enough for many people to consider them one of the greatest duos in sports history.
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02-12-2016, 12:51 PM
I don't do stats.
25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.
Duncan will have a nice stat line as well though he has fallen below 20 PPG. + it won't be as sweet as it was before he took on heavy shit in the bag, but, if he doesn't loiter it'll be more than ample.
Yes, more than ample.
Buddy Mignon
02-12-2016, 01:34 PM
25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.
He done good.
He's done great. Just a short time a ago they were screaming "Kobe can't win without Shaq." Not only did he win without Shaq he defended it as well. They said he'd never catch Jordan. Coming into the season, ESPN had declared they would air every single Kobe missed shot. Kobe announced his retirement and forced them to praise him. To say they're eating shit sandwiches is an understatement. Kobe is grinning all the way home, Cully. I hope he puts up 50 sbots on his final game.
Ring chasers don't get retirement tours. Shaq will get jersey retirements in four cities. L.A.,.Miami, Orlando and San Antonio under the the all time oppressors/daddy abusers.
Why don't they do that? If you beat a team in a sweep in the playoffs the losing team has to hang a cuck banner. Probably just for a year, or maybe until the loser team wins a playoff series.
Raven
02-12-2016, 02:01 PM
kobe is at an advantage, considering he loses every game.
Agloco
02-13-2016, 09:51 AM
& Daddy woulda been good at such a tour. He's pure ham.
Kobe though has a set a standard with his. Selfless, he's set aside his pride, his vanity & walks into the light each game.
Kobe Bryant is a hero.
:rolleyes
Forget your meds again old man?
25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.
Duncan will have a nice stat line as well though he has fallen below 20 PPG. + it won't be as sweet as it was before he took on heavy shit in the bag, but, if he doesn't loiter it'll be more than ample.
Yes, more than ample.
I don't do stats.
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02-13-2016, 10:50 AM
I don't do stats.
Good for you, sweetheart.
Venti Quattro
02-13-2016, 11:07 AM
Shaq became a journeyman trying to find that elusive fifth ring, so people somewhat got lost of what his NBA affiliation really was
Kobe's retiring with the Lakers - a Laker through and through. Given that it's a sunken ship nowadays, he stayed with the team for 20 years.
Good for you, sweetheart.
I don't do stats.
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02-13-2016, 01:51 PM
I don't do stats.
Good for you, sweetheart.
Koolaid_Man
02-13-2016, 01:55 PM
I don't do stats.
But you do do pig fingers and feet right ? :lol
(no pun intended)
dunkman
02-13-2016, 02:07 PM
Kobe is more marketable, and the NBA expanded in China and other international markets just when Kobe hit his prime. He had some remarkable stats, 5 rings, 81 points game, etc.
That being said, I think Shaq was the better player. But he was unprofessional, and that's why he got traded various times.
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02-13-2016, 02:12 PM
Shaq was the better player.
Sure, but, Daddy could never turn it into a viable commodity, a completed living, breathing asset. It was always (if)...he could get into shape, he could hit fts, he could get along with Bryant, he could set aside childish things.
daslicer
02-13-2016, 02:15 PM
Kobe is more marketable, and the NBA expanded in China and other international markets just when Kobe hit his prime. He had some remarkable stats, 5 rings, 81 points game, etc.
That being said, I think Shaq was the better player. But he was unprofessional, and that's why he got traded various times.
I think Shaq was the most marketable big of all time. I haven't see any other bigs out there who were as camera friendly as Shaq. Perimeter players are always more desired from a marketability standpoint.
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02-13-2016, 02:23 PM
I think Shaq was the most marketable big of all time. I haven't see any other bigs out there who were as camera friendly as Shaq.
Yeah, and the stupid shit, skinnin', grinnin' doin' the old soft shoe like step & fetch it for that gd camera was eagerly letting them lead him by the hand to the gallows when Kobe, up in Jerkwater, USA, grabbed some jacks, timbers and fat asses hand and started back down. 15 years later...a triple into the corner, a double over Duncan's head and he's done too soon.
You god damn right I'll say it:::
Kobe Bryant is a hero.
Yeah, and the stupid shit, skinnin', grinnin' doin' the old soft shoe like step & fetch it for that gd camera was eagerly letting them lead him by the hand to the gallows when Kobe, up in Jerkwater, USA, grabbed some jacks, timbers and fat asses hand and started back down. 15 years later...a triple into the corner, a double over Duncan's head and he's done too soon.
You god damn right I'll say it:::
Kobe Bryant is a hero.
He's also a rapist.
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02-13-2016, 02:27 PM
He's also a rapist.
You want to stand out there next to Mori?
You want to stand out there next to Mori?
I thought you didn't deny the rape. I thought it was beneath you.
I was wrong.
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02-13-2016, 02:48 PM
I thought you didn't deny the rape. I thought it was beneath you.
I was wrong.
I don't.
Spurtacular
02-13-2016, 03:30 PM
No wonder kobe and shaq couldn't coexist in the long run, they had big egos... They could have probably won more championships together, but their run was enough for many people to consider them one of the greatest duos in sports history.
Depending on how well the Lakers retooled. And even then, probably one more at the most. The league was passing them by.
I don't.
Then you should have no problem with me saying he is a rapist
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02-13-2016, 04:47 PM
Then you should have no problem with me saying he is a rapist
I have said it.
I do feel bad for Snaq-O-Meal :lol all he ever wanted was a lil groupie fan love...
:lmao
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/151201003352-bryant-oneal-watch-from-the-bench-bryant-oneal-watch-from-the-bench.home-t1_zpssxjgwrfz.jpeg
Without him Kobe would be short three, probably more considering everyone would have realized Kobe was TMac 2.0 a lot sooner.
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02-13-2016, 04:50 PM
Without him Kobe would be short three, probably more considering everyone would have realized Kobe was TMac 2.0 a lot sooner.
Kobe: 2
Daddy: 1
Kobe: 2
Daddy: 1
Kobe would be light three without Shaq.
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02-13-2016, 05:02 PM
Kobe would be light three without Shaq.
Kobe: 2
Daddy: 1
I have said it.
Yes, but, you still showed animosity towards me for saying it,,,why?
Kobe: 2
Daddy: 1
How many FMVPs did Kobe have with Shaq?
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02-13-2016, 05:10 PM
Yes, but, you still showed animosity towards me for saying it,,,why?
Obviously it ain't the time.
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02-13-2016, 05:10 PM
How many FMVPs did Kobe have with Shaq?
I don't do doorstops, z.
It's my religion.
Michael Jordan.
02-13-2016, 05:10 PM
Shaq became a journeyman trying to find that elusive fifth ring, so people somewhat got lost of what his NBA affiliation really was
Kobe's retiring with the Lakers - a Laker through and through. Given that it's a sunken ship nowadays, he stayed with the team for 20 years.
Crofl a Laker through and through. The fucker demanded to be traded twice.
I don't do doorstops, z.
It's my religion.
Turning your ass to the evidence like a baboon doesn't discount it.
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02-13-2016, 05:12 PM
Crofl a Laker through and through. The fucker demanded to be traded twice.
That's how he ended with the 3rd back-to-back of the century.
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02-13-2016, 05:13 PM
Turning your ass to the evidence like a baboon doesn't discount it.
Then by all means knock yourself out.
I ain't doin' dust collectors. No.
Michael Jordan.
02-13-2016, 05:15 PM
That's how he ended with the 3rd back-to-back of the century.
Does Kobe win without Pau?
Michael Jordan.
02-13-2016, 05:16 PM
Let me rephrase that. What did Kobe win without Pau Bynum and Shaq? :lol needing 3 top 5 players at their position.
Okay. Kobe would be light three if it wasn't for Shaq. Probably more, since everyone would have realized he was TMac 2.0 much earlier. Adding to that. Judging from his injuries once he had to start carrying teams, he definitely falls into the TMac stereotype.
Obviously it ain't the time.
I'm not sure you are the one who gets to decide that though, tbh
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02-13-2016, 05:21 PM
Okay. Kobe would be light three if it wasn't for Shaq. Probably more, since everyone would have realized he was TMac 2.0 much earlier. Adding to that. Judging from his injuries once he had to start carrying teams, he definitely falls into the TMac stereotype.
Kobe: 2
Daddy: 1
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02-13-2016, 05:29 PM
#CubbyBot
I learned from the masters=SF
Silver&Black
02-13-2016, 05:40 PM
Laker fags doing everything they can to try and make us forget how abysmal their season is right now.......
I'm not buying it. 15th in the West
Michael Jordan.
02-13-2016, 05:44 PM
Laker fags doing everything they can to try and make us forget how abysmal their season is right now.......
I'm not buying it. 15th in the West
I wouldn't even refer to them as "Laker fans". The title Kobe's pissbuckets seems more fitting.
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02-13-2016, 06:24 PM
Laker fags doing everything they can to try and make us forget how abysmal their season is right now.......
I'm not buying it. 15th in the West
They were selling your shit.
Arcadian
02-13-2016, 06:29 PM
To be fair, it's partially Shaq's fault he wasn't given a farewell tour. When you switch teams four times in an effort to coattail a title before you retire, it makes things a little trickier.
With that said, Kobe's "farewell tour" is not something to aspire towards...his "farewell tour" basically translates to "all NBA teams take turns raping his face until he chokes on semen."
But yes. "Farewell tour."
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02-13-2016, 06:32 PM
To be fair, it's partially Shaq's fault he wasn't given a farewell tour. When you switch teams four times in an effort to coattail a title before you retire, it makes things a little trickier.
With that said, Kobe's "farewell tour" is not something to aspire towards...his "farewell tour" basically translates to "all NBA teams take turns raping his face until he chokes on semen."
But yes. "Farewell tour."
You're bitter, Arc. That's 5th he got---over Perkins dead body. That's the killer. Pierce, pants? All a fire. Lied. Said he wasn't comin' back to Hollywood. Can ya imagine that charter back to MA. with Ainge and the entire bunch?
They had to take it. They had nary other choice.
Nice when mine enemies have to take it. Nothin' better.
Arcadian
02-13-2016, 06:36 PM
You're bitter, Arc. That's 5th he got---over Perkins dead body. That's the killer. Pierce, pants? All a fire. Lied. Said he wasn't comin' back to Hollywood. Can ya imagine that charter back to MA. with Ainge and the entire bunch?
They had to take it. They had nary other choice.
Nice when mine enemies have to take it. Nothin' better.
Your entire personality on this forum is based on biterness. :lol calling anyone else bitter
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02-13-2016, 06:42 PM
Your entire personality on this forum is based on biterness. :lol calling anyone else bitter
And I've never denied it. So I'm intimately in tune with the scope. And you're bitter.
Silver&Black
02-13-2016, 07:01 PM
They were selling your shit.
^
15th in the West
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02-13-2016, 07:12 PM
^
15th in the West
They were selling your shit.
Silver&Black
02-13-2016, 07:40 PM
They were selling your shit.
15th in the West
8 > 12
This is easy...
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02-13-2016, 09:23 PM
15th in the West
8 > 12
This is easy...
They were selling your shit.
Silver&Black
02-13-2016, 09:50 PM
They were selling your shit.
Who is this "They" you speak of?
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02-13-2016, 10:09 PM
Who is this "They" you speak of?
Starts at: .36 and runs for a minute. You'll find out who "They" is.
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Silver&Black
02-13-2016, 10:18 PM
Starts at: .36 and runs for a minute. You'll find out who "They" is.
Bail, will you quit again after the ASG? Since the lakers will have nothing to look forward to...and come back for the draft?
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02-13-2016, 10:25 PM
Bail, will you quit again after the ASG? Since the lakers will have nothing to look forward to...and come back for the draft?
Sure, get 30 posters to back you and I'll do it.
No drifters, or, low counts. Rank & file regulars from here, not up in the loft. You know who I'm talking about.
Splits
02-13-2016, 10:41 PM
Bail, will you quit again after the ASG? Since the lakers will have nothing to look forward to...and come back for the draft?
He'll quit in May, once the Spurs start plowing opponents with no mercy. He'll hide. He'll shiver. And if we get into June, he'll pretend he never said:::
Yep, hopefully by June I'll have tempered myself and can stay on my feet and face it.
6-5 Duncan over the tired old shit bag Kobe is comin'. Comin' fast.
Silver&Black
02-13-2016, 11:00 PM
Sure, get 30 posters to back you and I'll do it.
No drifters, or, low counts. Rank & file regulars from here, not up in the loft. You know who I'm talking about.
I never said I wanted you to leave, Bail. Or did I? I can't remember...
Just wondering since you've already quit this year. Any chance for a repeat performance?
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02-13-2016, 11:45 PM
I never said I wanted you to leave, Bail.
Then shut up, or, that's exactly what I will do.
HemisfairArena
02-13-2016, 11:50 PM
Then shut up, or, that's exactly what I will do.
You aren't this adolescent, T,,,,,,,
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02-13-2016, 11:52 PM
You aren't this adolescent, T,,,,,,,
,,,true, but, it did feel good to say it. tee, hee.
Silver&Black
02-14-2016, 12:20 AM
Then shut up, or, that's exactly what I will do.
It's not even a fair proposition, Bail.
Name me 30 SF posters who even qualify for your strict requirements, and I'll consider staying upstairs till the draft.
Sean Cagney
02-14-2016, 01:20 AM
If he stayed with Orlando his career or even in LA he might have gotten one, but at the end of his career going all over why would he? He never really stayed with those teams long and the City never had that true love for him like his earlier years.
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02-14-2016, 02:29 AM
It's not even a fair proposition, Bail.
That's why I lodged it, tight ass.
Silver&Black
02-14-2016, 05:35 AM
That's why I lodged it, tight ass.
Lettuce Pro Seed
TDMVPDPOY
02-14-2016, 05:54 AM
how many bridges did he burn down, expecting ppl to forgive and forget about his shenanigans?
OP cant even get the quote right.
"Wish I would've had a Shaq Tour" and "I wish they would've said Goodbye to me" couldn't be more different.
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