Kobe Trolls Media & Lakers Organization; Reason for Early Retirement Announcement

[BatManu20]

This guy... He's definitely trolling :lol

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[LkrFan]

I knew what I was going to do, so why wait? I'm not going to hold [Lakers'] management hostage either, because they need to start thinking about what it is they want to do [after I'm gone]. And going through this entire season not knowing, that's not fair. So if you know, let the world know and let them know.
That's the difference between Kobe and LeHype. Kobe knew was retiring - just like LeHype knew he was "taking his talents to South Beach." Kobe was straight up honest before he retired. LeHype went on TV and took a wet shit on Cleveland's fan base. :lol

[Splits]

Taking anything this lying sociopath says seriously :lol


“He and I couldn’t be any more opposite personalities, you know what I mean?” Bryant said of the Yankees captain, who walked away from baseball last year. “It’s fun just hearing his perspective and what he went through, what triggered the decision for him to step away from the game. I don’t know what that’s going to be for me, but we’ll see.”

No matter his decision, there’s no reason to make it now: Kobe already knows he has zero interest in a Jeter-esque farewell tour.

“We’re completely different people,” Bryant said with a grin. “I couldn’t do that.”

[z0sa]

^ oh wow.

[Splits]

“I’m making this very simple. Either I like playing the game and going through this process or I don’t. I try to strip it down to the simplest form. Either I like playing some more or I don’t. But I think that decision needs to be made after the season. It’s hard to make a decision like that before the season.”

[LkrFan]

Taking anything this lying sociopath says seriously :lol

When Jim announces his retirement, the following companies will give him gifts:

Ex-Lax :lol
Metamucil :lol
KY Jelly :lol
AARP :lol
Ben Gay :lol
Vagisil :lol
Massingale :lol
Summers Eve: :lol
Preparation H :lol

And FIBA will send him the Bronze Medal he won, but left in Athens 12 years ag:lol

[FkLA]

Taking anything this lying sociopath says seriously :lol

The faggot clearly announced it bc he was shooting sub-30%. He used the announcement to shield himself from getting clowned by everyone. Hes always been a lying manipulator tbh.

[Michael Jordan.]

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[Thread]

^They were selling your shit.

[Splits]

Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that they were selling your shit.

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^They were selling your shit.

[Splits]

Let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that they were selling your shit.

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^They were selling your shit.

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