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apalisoc_9
02-14-2016, 08:45 PM
And I am going to gladly take part.

midnightpulp
02-14-2016, 08:48 PM
God willing.

Buddy Mignon
02-14-2016, 08:48 PM
We only count titles.

DPG21920
02-14-2016, 08:49 PM
We only count titles.

Horry > Kobe.

AlexJones
02-14-2016, 08:49 PM
We only count titles.
:lol Brady or Montana, Luv?

LkrFan
02-14-2016, 08:50 PM
How so?

LkrFan
02-14-2016, 08:50 PM
Horry > Kobe.

Greatest coat tail rider in NBA history

DPG21920
02-14-2016, 08:51 PM
Greatest coat tail rider in NBA history

Kobe? I agree.

apalisoc_9
02-14-2016, 08:52 PM
God willing.

You havent been following trends. A lot of the new age media guys secretly hate kobe tbh. Kobe, Imo is a top 10 all time but I am positive he got twleve because of new age writers in espn and si.

midnightpulp
02-14-2016, 08:54 PM
You havent been following trends. A lot of the new age media guys secretly hate kobe tbh. Kobe, Imo is a top 10 all time but I am positive he got twleve because of new age writers in espn and si.

I've been following. Henry Abbott started the trend, I believe. His Kobe is not clutch article sent shockwaves through old media.

LkrFan
02-14-2016, 08:54 PM
Kobe? I agree.

:lol

HarlemHeat37
02-14-2016, 08:55 PM
They have hated on him for years, nothing is going to change, tbh:lol..

It was predictable, we discussed it here 6 years ago..

Koolaid_Man
02-14-2016, 08:57 PM
698975659742339072

Koolaid_Man
02-14-2016, 08:57 PM
Partner? Who says partner :lmao

apalisoc_9
02-14-2016, 08:58 PM
They have hated on him for years, nothing is going to change, tbh:lol..

It was predictable, we discussed it here 6 years ago..

Disagree, Imo.

I just think that with the advacement of advanced stats etc...New age media.guys have a great but subtle toll to worsen koben reputation going forward.

LkrFan
02-14-2016, 09:05 PM
Partner? Who says partner :lmao

Howdy partner! :lmao

LkrFan
02-14-2016, 09:06 PM
Disagree, Imo.

I just think that with the advacement of advanced stats etc...New age media.guys have a great but subtle toll to worsen koben reputation going forward.

Posting to yourself HH? :lol

Koolaid_Man
02-14-2016, 09:07 PM
Howdy partner! :lmao

Uhh grab your partner and dosey doe.....:lol

LkrFan
02-14-2016, 09:08 PM
Uhh grab your partner and dosey doe.....:lol

:lol at these farmers

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 09:08 PM
None of us on here have a partner/girl in our life because here we are on valentines day talking with other guys,,,,,

benefactor
02-14-2016, 09:09 PM
http://deadspin.com/fuck-off-kobe-1745231527

:wakeup

Koolaid_Man
02-14-2016, 09:13 PM
None of us on here have a partner/girl in our life because here we are on valentines day talking with other guys,,,,,


I fucked 2 bitches 2 day

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 09:14 PM
I fucked 2 bitches 2 day

uh-huh,,,only dude getting pussy today is Thread,,,,notice he is absent?,,,that old dog got the tricks,,,,,

Koolaid_Man
02-14-2016, 09:16 PM
uh-huh,,,only dude getting pussy today is Thread,,,,notice he is absent?,,,that old dog got the tricks,,,,,


Heh

gambit1990
02-14-2016, 09:25 PM
How so?
it's called advanced stats. i would say that's kobe's achilles but kobe's achilles is kobe.

Thread
02-14-2016, 09:30 PM
it's called advanced stats. i would say that's kobe's achilles but kobe's achilles is kobe.

'09-'10 sealed him.

You missed.

ha, ha.

gambit1990
02-14-2016, 09:34 PM
'09-'10 sealed him.

You missed.

ha, ha.
i have no idea what you're alluding to. is that the last time kobe was in the playoffs?

Thread
02-14-2016, 09:38 PM
i have no idea what you're alluding to.

I'll just bet you don't.

gambit1990
02-14-2016, 09:44 PM
I'll just bet you don't.
you should bet i don't know the last time kobe was in the playoffs. do you know?

Thread
02-14-2016, 09:49 PM
you should bet i don't know the last time kobe was in the playoffs. do you know?

Just shut up.

Clipper Nation
02-14-2016, 09:53 PM
:lol at these farmers
:lol You literally pick fruit for sub-minimum wage under the table, Emilio. Pretty sure that makes you the "farmer."

Splits
02-14-2016, 09:54 PM
you should bet i don't know the last time kobe was in the playoffs. do you know?

It was awhile ago. He was only 33 years young at the time! But he was awesome, averaged more than 25 attempts per game in that epic postseason run.

Silver&Black
02-14-2016, 09:56 PM
It was awhile ago. He was only 33 years young at the time! But he was awesome, averaged more than 25 attempts per game in that epic postseason run.

In your opinion Splits...

Does this count as a "meaningful game" for Kirbs? Or is it strictly playoff related?

gambit1990
02-14-2016, 09:59 PM
Just shut up :(:(:(
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kobe-Bryant-crying.jpg

Splits
02-14-2016, 09:59 PM
New age media is also not going to buy this "20 seasons!" bullshit.

He rode the pine his first 2, didn't even start a playoff game.

He missed the playoffs in his prime.

He didn't play in the playoffs in his final 4 seasons.

That's only 13 actual seasons of competitive basketball. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

Splits
02-14-2016, 10:02 PM
In your opinion Splits...

Does this count as a "meaningful game" for Kirbs? Or is it strictly playoff related?

No.

He played his last meaningful game at the ripe young age of 33.

Silver&Black
02-14-2016, 10:05 PM
No.

I concur.

Just from reading all these Laker fags this week...I got the assumption that this was the biggest game that was going to be played this year.

Thread
02-14-2016, 10:05 PM
New age media is also not going to buy this "20 seasons!" bullshit.

He rode the pine his first 2, didn't even start a playoff game.

He missed the playoffs in his prime.

He didn't play in the playoffs in his final 4 seasons.

That's only 13 actual seasons of competitive basketball. Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.

Duncan has a comparable line. I mean he lost his 20PPG because he petered out in his shit bag, but, otherwise, it's presentable...after a fashion.

Thread
02-14-2016, 10:06 PM
I concur.

I'll just bet you do. That prick farts and you're johnny on the spot. Ya ass kisser, you.

Silver&Black
02-14-2016, 10:10 PM
I'll just bet you do. That prick farts and you're johnny on the spot. Ya ass kisser, you.

You must not visit the College Forum. Me and Splits sworn enemies down there.

We just agree on Kirby being an overrated chucker who spent 1/4 of his career shining shoes. Like many others here.......

LkrFan
02-14-2016, 10:13 PM
:lol You literally pick fruit for sub-minimum wage under the table, Emilio. Pretty sure that makes you the "farmer.":lol

Splits
02-14-2016, 10:15 PM
25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.

Duncan has a comparable line. I mean he lost his 20PPG because he petered out in his shit bag, but, otherwise, it's presentable...after a fashion.

When Duncan was 37, he RANG as the alpha. He led the team in the playoffs in FG%, boards, blocks, FTA, PER, and win shares. He was 2nd in FGA and points. In was the most dominant NBA finals performance of any team in history over the back-to-back champs.

When Kobe was 37...

http://i.imgur.com/bDRi7Mw.png

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Splits
02-14-2016, 10:32 PM
Check this out :wow

(for those such as Dale too stupid to know, there is a direct correlation between these two advanced metrics, the higher your usage the greater ceiling your PER)

http://i.imgur.com/u02fD2y.png

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 10:36 PM
25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.

Duncan has a comparable line. I mean he lost his 20PPG because he petered out in his shit bag, but, otherwise, it's presentable...after a fashion.

Duncan will be top 15 in points, top 10 in rebounds, top 5 in blocks of All Time,,,,please enlighten me a category outside of points that kobrick will be top 15 or better in,,,,,

Splits
02-14-2016, 10:39 PM
Duncan will be top 15 in points, top 10 in rebounds, top 5 in blocks of All Time,,,,please enlighten me a category outside of points that kobrick will be top 15 or better in,,,,,

- Rapes
- Youngest age to play his last meaningful game
- Least number of friends
- Ugliest daughters
- Gay sex tapes
- Coattailed rings
- Unknowledgeable fans

Silver&Black
02-14-2016, 10:41 PM
Duncan will be top 15 in points, top 10 in rebounds, top 5 in blocks of All Time,,,,please enlighten me a category outside of points that kobrick will be top 15 or better in,,,,,

You won't get an answer to that one, Hemi.

You'll just get another "They were selling your shit".

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 10:43 PM
He cant do it splits unless he says #1 in missed shots,,,,Duncan is top 15 or better in 3 catagories of All Time,,,5 titles, 3 Finals MVPs,,,2regular season MVP's,,,kobrick is top 15 in points of All Time and nothing else,,not rebounds, steals, assists, blocks, shooting percentage, ect,,,,

Splits
02-14-2016, 10:45 PM
He cant do it splits unless he says #1 in missed shots,,,,Duncan is top 15 or better in 3 catagories of All Time,,,5 titles, 3 Finals MVPs,,,2regular season MVP's,,,kobrick is top 15 in points of All Time and nothing else,,not rebounds, steals, assists, blocks, shooting percentage, ect,,,,

:lol

Thread
02-14-2016, 10:52 PM
:lol

Look at this a-hole, laughin' at Hemi to beat the fuckin' band.

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 10:54 PM
,,,,a swing and a miss,,,,,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 10:56 PM
Duncan will be top 15 in points, top 10 in rebounds, top 5 in blocks of All Time,,,,please enlighten me a category outside of points that kobrick will be top 15 or better in,,,,,

Fine. I'm representin' the line. Don't fret, Duncan lost his 20PPG, but, that's because he couldn't the cut mustard any longer, be lettin' that retard Kiwi lick the jar for him. 19.2...looks puny compared to 20.0. tee, hee.

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 10:59 PM
Fine. I'm representin' the line. Don't fret, Duncan lost his 20PPG, but, that's because he couldn't the cut mustard any longer, be lettin' that retard Kiwi lick the jar for him. 19.2...looks puny compared to 20.0. tee, hee.

,,,still waiting, slick,,,,name one for kobrick outside of points,,,(and I take it how long you took to respond that you rushed to look it up),,,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 10:59 PM
When Duncan was 37, he RANG as the alpha. He led the team in the playoffs in FG%, boards, blocks, FTA, PER, and win shares. He was 2nd in FGA and points. In was the most dominant NBA finals performance of any team in history over the back-to-back champs.

When Kobe was 37...

http://i.imgur.com/bDRi7Mw.png

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

But, Hop-a-long Duncan lost his 20, Splits. Gone. Poof! Got his 19.2 though. Keep fuckin' around, keep hangin' around and it'll in the 18's. That arthur,,,arthur who you ask? Arthuritis creepin' in that knee. Oh, that hurts that big black buck.

19.2...LMFAO!!!!!!

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:01 PM
T,,,,you lost,,,,accept it respectfully and move on,,,,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:01 PM
,,,still waiting, slick,,,,name one for kobrick outside of points,,,(and I take it how long you took to respond that you rushed to look it up),,,,

25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.

And Duncan, he ain't ever backed it up. Just has 19.2 and a sore knee. Old Satchel Paige Duncan.

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:01 PM
T,,,,you lost,,,,accept it respectfully and move on,,,,,


Pissed around and lost his 20. ha, ha.

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:03 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:04 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,,

,,,,nary a back-to-back. Kobe has 3.

25/5/5 & 5 NBA Titles.

19.2 MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:05 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,

King Emmanuel
02-14-2016, 11:05 PM
LOL these people crying about their childhood being over

nobody cares about your childhoods you privileged white faggots

midnightpulp
02-14-2016, 11:13 PM
Fine. I'm representin' the line. Don't fret, Duncan lost his 20PPG, but, that's because he couldn't the cut mustard any longer, be lettin' that retard Kiwi lick the jar for him. 19.2...looks puny compared to 20.0. tee, hee.

Now, NOW, you do stats?

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:14 PM
LOL these people crying about their childhood being over

nobody cares about your childhoods you privileged white faggots

Still the greatest birthright on the face of the earth.

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:14 PM
Now, NOW, you do stats?

Look at you...100%. Easy when you're dishin' instead of takin', huh, squirt?

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:15 PM
Now, NOW, you do stats?

I had to pull him in, Mid,,,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:15 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,

19.2 & a 2nd 5th.

He's piss pot.

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:15 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:16 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,,

19.2 & they was selling his shit.

midnightpulp
02-14-2016, 11:16 PM
Look at you...100%. Easy when you're dishin' instead of takin', huh, squirt?

You can have 25/5/5. I just find it odd you're doing stats now when it was historically "against your religion."

What happened to just toting 'em?

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:16 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:17 PM
You can have 25/5/5. I just find it odd you're doing stats now when it was historically "against your religion."

What happened to just toting 'em?

When you admit to pussy on that Kool deal I'll let you offin' the hook. Until then you can only dish. You cannot take.

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:18 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,

19.2

GD, that looks vulgar.

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:18 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,
,

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:20 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,
,

19.2

DMC
02-14-2016, 11:21 PM
I pointed this out first.

midnightpulp
02-14-2016, 11:21 PM
19.2

GD, that looks vulgar.

Duncan is at 21.2.

The post-season is the only season that counts, Cub.

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:21 PM
Duncan is at 21.2.

The post-season is the only that counts, Cub.

19.2

ha, ha.

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:21 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:21 PM
I pointed this out first.

Cite it, shortcake.

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:21 PM
Still waiting, slick,,,,

19.2

HemisfairArena
02-14-2016, 11:22 PM
Still waiting, slick,,

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:22 PM
Still waiting, slick,,

19.2

DMC
02-14-2016, 11:29 PM
Cite it, shortcake.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=257259&p=8424651#post8424651


http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14764067/army-lakers-trainers-therapists-keep-kobe-healthy

"It can be a painful spectacle to watch. Through the All-Star break, Bryant was shooting 35.0 percent from the field, last in the NBA. He was shooting 27.7 percent from 3-point range, second worst among league qualifiers. ESPN's real plus-minus had him 79th out of 80 qualified small forwards. As ESPN's Tom Haberstroh wrote in December, Bryant's decline from age 34 on -- after he ruptured his Achilles -- has been dramatically sharper than that of his peers. In fact, Bryant has actually contributed a negative number of win shares over the past three seasons: minus-0.7. That figure will likely worsen as his minutes pile up this spring."

It's happening already and Kobe's body isn't even cold yet. They are tearing him apart. Analytics will destroy his legacy, annihilate it.

Personally I don't do stats, but you do.

Thread
02-14-2016, 11:42 PM
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=257259&p=8424651#post8424651



You didn't cite 19.2 first. That's what I'm talkin' about.

19.2 is big time, sweetheart. He fell below 20PPG lifetime.

DMC
02-14-2016, 11:51 PM
You didn't cite 19.2 first. That's what I'm talkin' about.

19.2 is big time, sweetheart. He fell below 20PPG lifetime.
I don't do stats.

Splits
02-15-2016, 12:09 AM
Look at this a-hole, laughin' at Hemi to beat the fuckin' band.

I was laughing at the "shooting percentage" comment you slow fuck.

Splits
02-15-2016, 12:09 AM
But, Hop-a-long Duncan lost his 20, Splits. Gone. Poof! Got his 19.2 though. Keep fuckin' around, keep hangin' around and it'll in the 18's. That arthur,,,arthur who you ask? Arthuritis creepin' in that knee. Oh, that hurts that big black buck.

19.2...LMFAO!!!!!!

:lmao PPG

Thread
02-15-2016, 12:18 AM
:lmao PPG

lifetime.

Thread
02-15-2016, 12:19 AM
I was laughing at the "shooting percentage" comment you slow fuck.

BS. You were kissing Hemi's hemi.

Splits
02-15-2016, 12:26 AM
BS. You were kissing Hemi's hemi.

Right, which is why I bolded "shooting percentage".

InTheCrust
02-15-2016, 12:30 AM
i've never seen someone apostatize that many times, it's truly incredible

ambchang
02-15-2016, 10:40 PM
Duncan will be top 15 in points, top 10 in rebounds, top 5 in blocks of All Time,,,,please enlighten me a category outside of points that kobrick will be top 15 or better in,,,,,

FGA, FGM, FTA missed shots, probably other shooting related stuff as well.

ambchang
02-15-2016, 10:42 PM
But, Hop-a-long Duncan lost his 20, Splits. Gone. Poof! Got his 19.2 though. Keep fuckin' around, keep hangin' around and it'll in the 18's. That arthur,,,arthur who you ask? Arthuritis creepin' in that knee. Oh, that hurts that big black buck.

19.2...LMFAO!!!!!!

Just like how 25/6/6 became 25/5/5

Reck
02-15-2016, 11:00 PM
Partner? Who says partner :lmao

This is an actual term commonly used by couples.

:lmao Kool outing himself as a lonely virgin, again.

ChumpDumper
02-15-2016, 11:02 PM
lol "new age"

Thread
02-15-2016, 11:02 PM
This is an actual term commonly used by couples.

:lmao Kool outing himself as a lonely virgin, again.

Yeah, gay men like Duncan use that colloquialism.

wingster
02-16-2016, 12:35 AM
Hah, you think calling him gay is an insult.

Thread
02-16-2016, 12:57 AM
Hah, you think calling him gay is an insult.

It is. Otherwise,,,Media woulda taken Noah to task for the ft line incident caught on video. Their conspired silence speaks the truth.

ezau
02-16-2016, 07:25 AM
8>12

Killakobe81
02-16-2016, 08:17 AM
And I am going to gladly take part.

Shit has already happened but Kobe still got mad love at the ASG and the victory lap tour continues ...talk about messing with someone ...this shit bothers Kobe haters far more than 12th bothers Kobe stans (well maybe almost as much from what I see on LG)

Koolaid_Man
02-16-2016, 08:50 AM
This is an actual term commonly used by couples.

:lmao Kool outing himself as a lonely virgin, again.


Do you call your wife or girlfriend Partner?

The reality is only the LGBT community uses that specific word....have you been living under a rock reck? The whole world knows "Partner" is used either in gay relationships or business deals....and this here relationship is a business deal make no mistake.....

So I'm good kinfolk you've only embarased yourself on this one tbh....:lol

wingster
02-18-2016, 08:32 PM
It is. Otherwise,,,Media woulda taken Noah to task for the ft line incident caught on video. Their conspired silence speaks the truth.
If they even noticed. I doubt they watched a replay just for that. Wake up and join 2016

Thread
02-18-2016, 08:46 PM
If they even noticed. I doubt they watched a replay just for that. Wake up and join 2016

I'm sure they're aware of it...when it happened and each time it's prompted. They've chosen to ignore it. Nothing good can come of it's disclosure.

Thread
02-18-2016, 08:50 PM
Do you call your wife or girlfriend Partner?

The reality is only the LGBT community uses that specific word....have you been living under a rock reck? The whole world knows "Partner" is used either in gay relationships or business deals....and this here relationship is a business deal make no mistake.....

So I'm good kinfolk you've only embarased yourself on this one tbh....:lol

I recall "The Executioner's Song." The TV movie about Gary Gilmore, a convicted murderer up in Utah in the '70's. The movie cast one of the Arquette girls and Tommy Lee Jones in the title character. He's been in and out of prison his entire adult life, gets out and starts dating Arquette. They're making out one night and he refers to her as "partner." She's aghast and immediately calls him on it,,,for being a homosexual. He denies it, but, the point was made.