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SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 04:25 PM
Texas has put out the best in terms of modern blues musicians/bands compared to any other state. Yep...I got a bunch of books and I know this stuff...

in no particular order

Stevie Ray Vaughn
Gary Clark Jr.
Eric Johnson
Poo Poo the Absconder
Fabulous Thunderbirds
ZZ Top

Avante
02-16-2016, 08:12 PM
It goes like this...

prewar(1941) Texas Blues

Blind Lemon Jefferson..the first male "star" of them blues, 1926 first recordings.
Sippie Wallace
Bessie Tucker
Prince Albert Hunt...white cat.
Joe Pullum
Texas Alexander
Black Boy Shine
The Black Ace
Lead Belly...born in Louisiana but grew up and played in Texas
Little Hat Jones
Hattie Hudson
Funny Papa Smith
Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys (covered alot of old blues tunes)
Jack Ranger
Cole Davis
Blind Willie Johnson
"Whistling" Alex Moore
Sammy Hill..one record
Ida May Mack
Bobbie Cadillac...her Carbolic Acid....a must listen.
Black Ivory King
Gene Campbell
Big Boy Knox
Son Becky
Pinetop Burke
Bo Jones.....one record.
Willie Reed
Ramblin' Thomas
Henry "Rag Time" Thomas....a wandering hobo who played guitar and the quills. Born in the 1880's.
Victoria Spivey

post war

Lil' Son Jackson
T-Bone Walker...first recorded in the 20's but the bulk of his work came much later on.
Smokey Hogg
Frankie Lee Sims
Lightning Hopkins...other than Blind Lemon the most important Texas bluesman. His "Hello Central Please Give Me 209" the absolute pinnacle of guitar blues.
Larry Davis..,..the original "Texas Flood"
Albert Collins
Johnny Copeland
Janis Joplin
Lyle Lovett
Waylon Jennings
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Delbert McClinton
Townes Van Zandt
Calvin Russell
Steve Earle
Jerry Jeff Walker....wasn't born in Texas, but made his name there.
ZZ Top
SRV
Fabulous Thunderbirds
Jon Dee Graham
Doug Stram
Lou Ann Barton
Marcia Ball
W.C.Clarke
Doyle Bromhall
Angeli Strehli
A.C.Reed
Johnny Winter
Hop Wilson
Katie Webster
Johnny "Guitar" Watson
Mercy Dee Walton
Darrell Nulisch
Amos Milburn
Mance Lipscomb

Now if I delved into my CD's/books I'd be..."how did I forget him, sheesh~~~"

Not everyone mentioned above was from Texas but ya can't talk Texas blues without them.

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 08:16 PM
It goes like this...

prewar(1941) Texas Blues

Blind Lemon Jefferson..the first male "star" of them blues, 1926 first recordings.
Sippie Wallace
Bessie Tucker
Prince Albert Hunt...white cat.
Joe Pullum
Texas Alexander
Black Boy Shine
The Black Ace
Lead Belly...born in Louisiana but grew up and played in Texas
Little Hat Jones
Hattie Hudson
Funny Papa Smith
Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys (covered alot of old blues tunes)
Jack Ranger
Cole Davis
Blind Willie Johnson
"Whistling" Alex Moore
Sammy Hill..one record
Ida May Mack
Bobbie Cadillac...her Carbolic Acid....a must listen.
Black Ivory King
Gene Campbell
Big Boy Knox
Son Becky
Pinetop Burke
Bo Jones.....one record.
Willie Reed
Ramblin' Thomas
Henry "Rag Time" Thomas....a wandering hobo who played guitar and the quills. Born in the 1880's.
Victoria Spivey

post war

Lil' Son Jackson
T-Bone Walker...first recorded in the 20's but the bulk of his work came much later on.
Smokey Hogg
Frankie Lee Sims
Lightning Hopkins...other than Blind Lemon the most important Texas bluesman. His "Hello Central Please Give Me 209" the absolute pinnacle of guitar blues.
Larry Davis..,..the original "Texas Flood"
Albert Collins
Johnny Copeland
Janis Joplin
Lyle Lovett
Waylon Jennings
Ray Wylie Hubbard
Delbert McClinton
Townes Van Zandt
Calvin Russell
Steve Earle
Jerry Jeff Walker....wasn't born in Texas, but made his name there.
ZZ Top
SRV
Fabulous Thunderbirds
Jon Dee Graham
Doug Stram
Lou Ann Barton
Marcia Ball
W.C.Clarke
Doyle Bromhall
Angeli Strehli
A.C.Reed
Johnny Winter
Hop Wilson
Katie Webster
Johnny "Guitar" Watson
Mercy Dee Walton
Darrell Nulisch
Amos Milburn
Mance Lipscomb

Now if I delved into my CD's/books I'd be..."how did I forget him, sheesh~~~"

Not everyone mentioned above was from Texas but ya can't talk Texas blues without them.

Hey Poopy McShit...I said "modern".

Twisted_Dawg
02-16-2016, 10:11 PM
Avante,
Why did you forget one of the greatest, if not the greatest, Texas bluesmen-----Freddie King?
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5kVxlLTcaSkg4YkJ0oGXwLw8mGAX2C S_x53jwGQ1xzbzMv47O

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Freddie_King.jpg

Here is a song Leon Russell wrote for Freddie as well as producing the song and playing the piano:


https://youtu.be/V_ONyukSLqA

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 10:27 PM
Avante,
Why did you forget one of the greatest, if not the greatest, Texas bluesmen-----Freddie King?
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5kVxlLTcaSkg4YkJ0oGXwLw8mGAX2C S_x53jwGQ1xzbzMv47O

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Freddie_King.jpg

Here is a song Leon Russell wrote for Freddie as well as producing the song and playing the piano:


https://youtu.be/V_ONyukSLqA

It's either because Freddie isn't black enough or Avante was preoccupied trying to put his finger in som kid's butt.

Avante
02-16-2016, 10:49 PM
Hey Poopy McShit...I said "modern".

Did you not mention ZZ Top? You have any idea how many there recorded after they did?

Avante
02-16-2016, 10:54 PM
Avante,
Why did you forget one of the greatest, if not the greatest, Texas bluesmen-----Freddie King?
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5kVxlLTcaSkg4YkJ0oGXwLw8mGAX2C S_x53jwGQ1xzbzMv47O

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/47/Freddie_King.jpg

Here is a song Leon Russell wrote for Freddie as well as producing the song and playing the piano:


https://youtu.be/V_ONyukSLqA

Lightnin' Hoopkins is the king of the Texas blues.

I always forget Freddie King and I think it's because of this...

King had an intuitive style, often creating guitar parts with vocal nuances.[28] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-28) He achieved this by using the open string sound associated with Texas blues and the raw, screaming tones of West Side, Chicago (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/West_Side,_Chicago) blues. As King combined both the Texas and Chicago sounds, this gave his music a more contemporary outlook than many Chicago bands who were still performing 1950s-style music, and he befriended the younger generation of blues musicians. In his early career he played a gold top Gibson (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Gibson_Guitars) Les Paul (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Gibson_Les_Paul) with P-90 (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/P-90) pickups through a Gibson GA-40 amplifier, later moving on to Gibson ES-355 (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Gibson_ES-355) guitars,[29] (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/#cite_note-29) using a plastic thumb pick and a metal index-finger pick to achieve an aggressive finger attack, a style he learned from Jimmy Rogers (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Jimmy_Rogers).[citation needed (http://www.spurstalk.com/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)

Avante
02-16-2016, 10:57 PM
It's either because Freddie isn't black enough or Avante was preoccupied trying to put his finger in som kid's butt.

You have any idea how many on that post war list are white?

Here's a nice little Texss blues set.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNM4OwJX1H0




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqBVdl7EoXs

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 11:04 PM
Did you not mention ZZ Top? You have any idea how many there recorded after they did?

What do you mean, "there"?

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 11:06 PM
You have any idea how many on that post war list are white?

Here's a nice little Texss blues set.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNM4OwJX1H0




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqBVdl7EoXs

No, I stopped reading at "It goes like this"

Avante
02-16-2016, 11:06 PM
You have any idea how many on that post war list are white?

Here's a nice little Texss blues set.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNM4OwJX1H0




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqBVdl7EoXs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50RjCGVPhbA

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 11:07 PM
Anyway, my question was is there a state with more better modern blues artists. Not, "hey how about a long as list that I won't read?"

Avante
02-16-2016, 11:13 PM
No, I stopped reading at "It goes like this"

How about them prewar Blues from Georgia?

Emmett Miller...white cat who performed in black face.
Fred McMullen
Ruth Willis
Blind Wilie McTell
Ed Andrews....considered to be the firsrt male Country Blues artist to recod, 1924.
Emery Glen
Buddy Moss
Ruby Glaze
Curley Weaver
Ma Rainey
Kokomo Arnold
Bumble Bee Slim
Slim Barton & Eddie Mapp
Barbecue Bob
Charlie Lincoln
Willie Baker
George Carter

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 11:18 PM
How about them prewar Blues from Georgia?

Emmett Miller...white cat who performed in black face.
Fred McMullen
Ruth Willis
Blind Wilie McTell
Ed Andrews....considered to be the firsrt male Country Blues artist to recod, 1924.
Emery Glen
Buddy Moss
Ruby Glaze
Curley Weaver
Ma Rainey
Kokomo Arnold
Bumble Bee Slim
Slim Barton & Eddie Mapp
Barbecue Bob
Charlie Lincoln
Willie Baker
George Carter

What about Pee Pee the Kidnapper?

Avante
02-16-2016, 11:20 PM
Anyway, my question was is there a state with more better modern blues artists. Not, "hey how about a long as list that I won't read?"

See this is why you have to ask me that question, instead of worrying about something like that ya need to be educating yourself on them blues instead. You come off s a lazy fuck. This is way you rely on others.

Dude, if you're into them blues why act like a total asshole to the one guy who knows about everyone who has ever recored a.."blues".,..tune, yep...everyone. But you're too fucking stupid to be cool and learn something.

Here ya go dick head, the one and only Bobbie Cadillac and her masterpiece.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP-VABVXWlw


A guy on thre internet willing to school your dumb ass on them blues and look how ya act, sheesh~~~~~~~

Avante
02-16-2016, 11:28 PM
What about Pee Pee the Kidnapper?

Peanut the Kidnapper is associated with them Alabama blues, the most prmitive sound in the blues.

Alabama

Bullet Williams
Lucile Bogan
Edward Thompson
Bogus Ben Convington....fake blind cat
Marshall Owens
Sonny Scott
Ed Bell
Pillie Bolling
Bob Campbell
Jaybird Coleman
Birmingham Jug Band
Boweavil Jackson
Eli Framer
Daddy Stovepipe

Primitive


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwrvMaaMAQ

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 11:35 PM
Peanut the Kidnapper is associated with them Alabama blues, the most prmitive sound in the blues.

Alabama

Bullet Williams
Lucile Bogan
Edward Thompson
Bogus Ben Convington....fake blind cat
Marshall Owens
Sonny Scott
Ed Bell
Pillie Bolling
Bob Campbell
Jaybird Coleman
Birmingham Jug Band
Boweavil Jackson
Eli Framer
Daddy Stovepipe

Primitive


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwrvMaaMAQ

Pee ape the kidnapper belongs in all lists. Sheesh. Rookie

Avante
02-16-2016, 11:35 PM
I;ve never seen a board with so many 100% assholes and morons, it's amazing.

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 11:36 PM
I;ve never seen a board with so many 100% assholes and morons, it's amazing.

You should look in your mom's vag.

Avante
02-16-2016, 11:42 PM
Pee ape the kidnapper belongs in all lists. Sheesh. Rookie

How about them Piedmont blues little man. That would be

Kentucky
South Carolina
North Carolina
Virginia
West Virginia

Luke Jordan...his .."Cocaine Blues'...classic
Josh White
Slyvester Weaver
Julius Daneils
Pink Anderson & Simmie Dooley...the Pink in Pink Floyd
Blind Willie Walker
William Moore
Blind Blake
Blind Boy Fuller
Blind Gary Davis
Carl Martin
Brownie McGee & Sonny Terry
Virgil Chillders
Floyd Council...the Floyd in Pink Floyd
Bull City Red
Richard Thrice
Jack Gowdlock

Avante
02-16-2016, 11:46 PM
You should look in your mom's vag.

translation

Thanks bro, so how about Louisiana?



Oscar Woods
Louis Armstrong
Papa Charley Jackson
Kid Stormy Weather
New Orleans Willie Jackson
Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher
Jesse Thomas
Blind Willie Reynolds
King Solomon Hill
Robert Pete Wiliams
Lightnin' Slim
Lonnie Johnson
Memhis Minnie
Buddy Guy
Little Walter
Professor Longhair
Dr. John
Johnny "Slim" Cambell
Slim Harpo
Lazy Lester


And one of the really great blues tunes ever the classic.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKHkG0GxA0E

SpursforSix
02-16-2016, 11:48 PM
translation

Thanks bro, so how about Louisiana?

There it was mostly jazz, not too much into them blues.

Oscar Woods
Papa Charley Jackson
Kid Stormy Weather
New Orleans Willie Jackson
Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher
Jesse Thomas
Blind Willie Reynolds
King Solomon Hill

Ad one of the really great blues tunes ever the classic.....

Translation, fart belch burble burble...yep...

Avante
02-16-2016, 11:59 PM
Translation, fart belch burble burble...yep...

translation

Thanks Avante, you are "Da Man". So how about prewar paleface hillbillie/blues?


Here ya go dinky dick.

Dock Boggs
Frank Hutchison
The Carter Family
Jimie Rodgers
Buell Kazee
Charlie Poole
Bill Cox
Clarence Ashley
Prince Albert Hunt
The Skillet Lickers
The Callahan Bros
Darby & Tarlton
Earl Johnson
Blind Alfred Reed
Dick Justice
Bayless Rose
Jimmie Davis...Governor of Louisiana
Gene Autry
Asa Martin
B.F.Shelton
Emry Arthur...the original.... I'm a Man of Constant Sorrow.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U91IBcfl3Ic

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 12:02 AM
translation

Thanks Avante, you are "Da Man". So how about prewar paleface hillbillie/blues?


Here ya go dinky dick.

Dock Boggs
Frank Hutchison
The Carter Family
Jimie Rodgers
Buell Kazee
Charlie Poole
Bill Cox
Clarence Ashley
Prince Albert Hunt
The Skillet Lickers
The Callahan Bros
Darby & Tarlton
Earl Johnson
Blind Alfred Reed
Dick Justice
Bayless Rose
Jimmie Davis...Governor of Louisiana
Gene Autry
Asa Martin
B.F.Shelton
Emry Arthur...the original.... I'm a Man of Constant Sorrow.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U91IBcfl3Ic

I laughed so hard that peed your mom.

Avante
02-17-2016, 12:06 AM
Now if I listed Memphis/Mississippi blues cats it would be as long as al te above combined.

The 10 HUGE...

Robert Johnson
Muddy Waters
BB King
Howlin' Wolf
John Lee Hooker
Furry Lewis
Memphis Jug Band
Sleepy John Estes
Charley Patton
Jimmy Reed
Big Bill Broonzy

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 12:09 AM
Now if I listed Memphis/Mississippi blues cats it would be as long as al te above combined.

The 10 HUGE...

Robert Johnson
Muddy Waters
BB King
Howlin' Wolf
John Lee Hooker
Furry Lewis
Memphis Jug Band
Sleepy John Estes
Charley Patton
Jimmy Reed
Big Bill Broonzy

You said BB King wasn't "black enough for you".

Avante
02-17-2016, 12:11 AM
I laughed so hard that peed your mom.

translation

DAMN, how do you do that? Amazing!

So how about St. Louis?

No problem half pint.

Lonnie Johnson
Alice Moore
Walter Davis
J.D. Short
Mary Johnson
Roosevelt Sykes
Henry Brown
Hi Henry Brown
Peetie Wheatstraw
Charley Jordan
Henry Spaulding
Lane Hardin
Jellyroll Anderson
Papa Egg Shell
Henry Townsend

Avante
02-17-2016, 12:12 AM
You said BB King wasn't "black enough for you".

Not talking about ...my....personal tastes, that wasn't real obvious?

Avante
02-17-2016, 12:19 AM
I must own 10,000 blues tunes, but if I had to sum them old blues up with just one song, here it is.

Rube Lacy recorded but one record, this classic and Ham Hound Crave. Then he became a preacher, moved out here to Cali from Mississippi and died about 45 miles from where I'm sitting.

This is as good it gets.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj6wepE_NvY

140
02-17-2016, 07:08 AM
John Mayer is obviously the greatest blues man ever

Avante
02-17-2016, 12:09 PM
John Mayer is obviously the greatest blues man ever

John Mayer wouldn't make a zit on the ass of the great blues cats.

But, he's good at what he does and you'd want to mix him in with.....


Damien Rice
Dylan LeBlanc
Shawn Mullins
Slaid Cleaves
Paul Weller
Fink
Grifffen House
Jack Johnson
Grant Lee Buffalo
Mark Lemhouse
Kelly Joe Phelps
Marc Cohn
Chris Isaak

Avante
02-17-2016, 12:13 PM
Let's have some blues.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT9SXn1ch0g




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clqHpkOY-_Y




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLHWOPqg-iU

140
02-17-2016, 12:15 PM
John Mayer wouldn't make a zit on the ass of the great blues cats.

I thought he'd be one of your favorites tbh, given his baby face and all

Avante
02-17-2016, 12:20 PM
I thought he'd be one of your favorites tbh, given his baby face and all

Let me see if I have this straight....

Since I was one of the 95% of all servicemen in foreign bars, taking the hookers up on their offer I'm now into 12 year old girls and a fucking faggot?


Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

You really this fucking ignorant? So when those BAR girls ask you buy them a drink you'd said...nope? And if you did buy a drink and she later said...we go fucky sucky...you'd said...."oh no not me"...BULLSHIT~~~~~~~~

Avante
02-17-2016, 04:58 PM
I usually look to have some theme when mixing.

Trains
Booze/Drugs
Prison
Oldies (pre 1960)
Hillbillie
Chicagio blues
Misissippi Delta pre 1940
Mississippi Delta post 1940
(all the different regions, have a unique sound)
Pre 1930 Blues
Piano Blues
Rock & Roll
Alternative
R&B
Classic Country

etc etc

Yep, my musical library is huge/massive/immense, it's all there. Everything from African tribal music to Bach/Mozart.

My next project......male & female duets.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeJ1tK4dVyI

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 05:23 PM
I usually look to have some theme when mixing.

Trains
Booze/Drugs
Prison
Oldies (pre 1960)
Hillbillie
Chicagio blues
Misissippi Delta pre 1940
Mississippi Delta post 1940
(all the different regions, have a unique sound)
Pre 1930 Blues
Piano Blues
Rock & Roll
Alternative
R&B
Classic Country

etc etc

Yep, my musical library is huge/massive/immense, it's all there. Everything from African tribal music to Bach/Mozart.

My next project......male & female duets.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeJ1tK4dVyI

Conspicuously absent, "sex with children". And "pre teen trannies".

Avante
02-17-2016, 09:22 PM
Conspicuously absent, "sex with children". And "pre teen trannies".

So ya walk in a bar that hire girls to hustle drinks and there sits children, and pre teen trannies, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Dude, you really are an idiot aren't you?

So there ya are slick 19-22 years old in Hong Kong, Kowloon (across the bay) Singapore, Bangkok, Toyko, Olongapo. So what are you going to be doing slugger? Keep in mine little guy that all your friends are out partying, getting drunk getting that pussy so you are going to be doing what, well?

Never seen so many who know so littlle about life in general.

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 09:31 PM
So ya walk in a bar that hire girls to hustle drinks and there sits children, and pre teen trannies, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Dude, you really are an idiot aren't you?

So there ya are slick 19-22 years old in Hong Kong, Kowloon (across the bay) Singapore, Bangkok, Toyko, Olongapo. So what are you going to be doing slugger? Keep in mine little guy that all your friends are out partying, getting drunk getting that pussy so you are going to be doing what, well?

Never seen so many who know so littlle about life in general.

I suspect you've got it twisted. Go back and look for photos or letters...things that prove you were in the military and over seas. You won't find them. You've done things....bad things...and you've created this fantasy world to convince yourself that it was all OK. Go ahead...look for those tangible things that will provide you with the details of your past. You'll find something...something that you're not going to like. The grim sad depraved truth.

Avante
02-17-2016, 09:55 PM
I suspect you've got it twisted. Go back and look for photos or letters...things that prove you were in the military and over seas. You won't find them. You've done things....bad things...and you've created this fantasy world to convince yourself that it was all OK. Go ahead...look for those tangible things that will provide you with the details of your past. You'll find something...something that you're not going to like. The grim sad depraved truth.

Little man, I'm a Shellback, ok? And my first ship was a tin can, the John A. Bole, that we decommisioned at Hunters Point ship yard. Then I was stationed on a crusier the USS Horne. I've walked over the bridge of shit river, been to THE JUNGLE and have took a ferry from Hong Kong to Kowloon. Made it with twins I'd met at the Barbarella Club in Singapore or was it Bangkok and stood on top a hill over looking the lights of Hong Kong was a 6-2 hooker named Joyce who had the cutest tatto of a blue butterfly over her right or was it left beast, I loved the way she said....babysan.

Dude, I bought this home on the G.I bill and went to COS also paid for by the government, ok ya dumb fuck?

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 10:02 PM
Little man, I'm a Shellback, ok? And my first ship was a tin can, the John A. Bole, that we decommisioned at Hunters Point ship yard. Then I was stationed on a crusier the USS Horne. I've walked over the bridge of shit river, been to THE JUNGLE and have took a ferry from Hong Kong to Kowloon. Made it with twins I'd met at the Barbarella Club in Singapore or was it Bangkok and stood on top a hill over looking the lights of Hong Kong was a 6-2 hooker named Joyce who had the cutest tatto of a blue butterfly over her right or was it left beast, I loved the way she said....babysan.

Dude, I bought this home on the G.I bill and went to COS also paid for by the government, ok ya dumb fuck?

I'm sure you believe that. But I also know that thermals time in your day to day when you experience disconnects or lost time. Somewhere in your mind, the truth is there subtly tickling. You subconsciously know you don't want to scratch that itch. Instead, you immerse yourself in these lists you feel the need to constantly create. It keeps you occupied. It's a house of cards man. You take some time and go digging for the truth instead of the fastest college running backs from the 50's.

Avante
02-17-2016, 10:24 PM
I'm sure you believe that. But I also know that thermals time in your day to day when you experience disconnects or lost time. Somewhere in your mind, the truth is there subtly tickling. You subconsciously know you don't want to scratch that itch. Instead, you immerse yourself in these lists you feel the need to constantly create. It keeps you occupied. It's a house of cards man. You take some time and go digging for the truth instead of the fastest college running backs from the 50's.

Then there's always...

My dad wanted me to join the navy, thought it would be a good idea, a good experience, so at 19, I did. So straight off to San Diego and boot camp for 8 weeks. Then after 30 days leave it was off to Viet Nam, it was 1970. So after 30 days on the line shooting off illuminous shells at night, turning night into day it was off to Hong Kong, Japan and Thailand for some R&R. So when in Rome..........

Stupid, I spent 70-73 in the US navy, made three WESTPACS, and during my last one had be flown home, my time was up. A trip that took two weeks, was on board a bus, a train, a helicopter, jetted off an air craft carrier, the USS Ranger. Then I caught a C-5 cargo plane then finally a jumbo jet. Getting to Treaure Island in San Francisco on Christmas morning.

Dude, you really are retarded little fuck aren;t ya? No clue of any kind, wow~~~~~

And the fastest RB in college football in the 50's was LSU's Billy Cannon who ran a 9.5.

Avante
02-17-2016, 10:31 PM
Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

So, I never played football, never ran track, was never in the navy, am short and fat and ugly. My only excitement in life are lists and day dreaming about little boys and girls, right?

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 10:32 PM
Then there's always...

My dad wanted me to join the navy, thought it would be a good idea, a good experience, so at 19, I did. So straight off to San Diego and boot camp for 8 weeks. Then after 30 days leave it was off to Viet Nam, it was 1970. So after 30 days on the line shooting off illuminous shells at night, turning night into day it was off to Hong Kong, Japan and Thailand for some R&R. So when in Rome..........

Stupid, I spent 70-73 in the US navy, made three WESTPACS, and during my last one had be flown home, my time was up. A trip that took two weeks, was on board a bus, a train, a helicopter, jetted off an air craft carrier, the USS Ranger. Then I caught a C-5 cargo plane then finally a jumbo jet. Getting to Treaure Island in San Francisco on Christmas morning.

Dude, you really are retarded little fuck aren;t ya? No clue of any kind, wow~~~~~

And the fastest RB in college football in the 50's was LSU's Billy Cannon who ran a 9.5.

Let me tell you how this is gonna go...ok...slick...

You're going to damn stop cursing at me. Got it? Or I'm gonna come find you old man. And I'm going to kick your pedophile ass up and down your street. And then I'm going to go free the children from your basement. Then I'm going to launch a spinning eagle kick to your temple. Then I'm going to go inside your house and poop on your pillow. Then I'm going to talk to Judy and let her know that it isn't her fault. Then I'm going to throw you in the trunk, take you out to the woods and bury you. OK???

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 10:38 PM
Next poster is a pedo

Avante
02-17-2016, 10:42 PM
Let me tell you how this is gonna go...ok...slick...

You're going to damn stop cursing at me. Got it? Or I'm gonna come find you old man. And I'm going to kick your pedophile ass up and down your street. And then I'm going to go free the children from your basement. Then I'm going to launch a spinning eagle kick to your temple. Then I'm going to go inside your house and poop on your pillow. Then I'm going to talk to Judy and let her know that it isn't her fault. Then I'm going to throw you in the trunk, take you out to the woods and bury you. OK???

Then there is always reality short shit....

As long as you continue to ignore my stance on sick ass pedos I'll talk to you any way I want to, ok fucker? I'd shoot a sick ass pedo, now what about don't you understand mutherfucker, well? You get what ya ask for asshole, ok? Be cool and it will be cool, act like a fucking punk ass freak and I'll treat you like one, got it....bitch~~~

And, you and your dad his dad and all your faggot ass brothers combined couldn't kick my ass, now what about that don't you understand....bitch~~~~~~

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 10:52 PM
Then there is always reality short shit....

As long as you continue to ignore my stance on sick ass pedos I'll talk to you any way I want to, ok fucker? I'd shoot a sick ass pedo, now what about don't you understand mutherfucker, well? You get what ya ask for asshole, ok? Be cool and it will be cool, act like a fucking punk ass freak and I'll treat you like one, got it....bitch~~~

And, you and your dad his dad and all your faggot ass brothers combined couldn't kick my ass, now what about that don't you understand....bitch~~~~~~

Aren't you tired? Tired of running from the truth? Just come clean man. Even though it'll probably lead you to prison, it'll be a weight lifted off. You're like Marley from A Christmas Carol. You wear the chains you forged in life. You made them link by link and yard by yard. Your chains are composed of broken children and rusted by their tears.

Avante
02-17-2016, 11:00 PM
Aren't you tired? Tired of running from the truth? Just come clean man. Even though it'll probably lead you to prison, it'll be a weight lifted off. You're like Marley from A Christmas Carol. You wear the chains you forged in life. You made them link by link and yard by yard. Your chains are composed of broken children and rusted by their tears.

The truth is it's 1970-73, you walk into a bar and here they come. Then after she makes her quota of drinks, it's....please fuck me sailor..ok? Which is how she makes more $$$, and if she wasn't with you who will treat her like a lady she'd be with somebody else, just like she had been a 1000 other times and would be a 1000 more. Her short time with you making...0....impact, other than the $$$$ which she badly needs.

If you're so fucking retarded ya can't understand that, why am I not surprised?

Smart move backing off this stupid..."I'll kick you ass"....little man, ever see a bug take on a windsheild?

Avante in t-shirt. StupidandDumb in bal cap





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfBppeD550o&feature=related

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 11:07 PM
The truth is it's 1970-73, you walk into a bar and here they come. Then after she makes her quota of drinks, it's....please fuck me sailor..ok? Which is how she makes more $$$, and if she wasn't with you who will treat her like a lady she'd be with somebody else, just like she had been a 1000 other times and would be a 1000 more. Her short time with you making...0....impact, other than the $$$$ which she badly needs.

If you're so fucking retarded ya can't understand that, why am I not surprised?

Smart move backing off this stupid..."I'll kick you ass"....little man, ever see a bug take on a windsheild?

You're right, I don't understand taking advantage of children. If that makes me retarded, then back up the short bus and I'll hop on.

Avante
02-17-2016, 11:11 PM
You're right, I don't understand taking advantage of children. If that makes me retarded, then back up the short bus and I'll hop on.

Do you really think those bars hired childfen to hustle drinks with the drinking age over there being 18, you really this fucking ignorant?

So tell me ya dumb fuck,when did these children go to school, do their homework? Dummy,, I never once saw anyone in those bars I thought was too young to belong, ok mutherfucker?

Dummy, what man would want his buddies to see him with a child, now think ya little bitch, ok? That's right faggot, NOBODY~~~~~~

SpursforSix
02-17-2016, 11:22 PM
Do you really think those bars hired childfen to hustle drinks with the drinking age over there being 18, you really this fucking ignorant?

So tell me ya dumb fuck,when did these children go to school, do their homework? Dummy,, I never once saw anyone in those bars I thought was too young to belong, ok mutherfucker?

Dummy, what man would want his buddies to see him with a child, now think ya little bitch, ok? That's right faggot, NOBODY~~~~~~

Now you're back to your delusional world where you think you were in the Navy. Don't you see?

pgardn
02-17-2016, 11:26 PM
I usually look to have some theme when mixing.

Trains
Booze/Drugs
Prison
Oldies (pre 1960)
Hillbillie
Chicagio blues
Misissippi Delta pre 1940
Mississippi Delta post 1940
(all the different regions, have a unique sound)
Pre 1930 Blues
Piano Blues
Rock & Roll
Alternative
R&B
Classic Country

etc etc

Yep, my musical library is huge/massive/immense, it's all there. Everything from African tribal music to Bach/Mozart.

My next project......male & female duets.




You sit there and listen to all that music...

You will Fckn ferment and then rot.

Get off your fat ass and get outside for Christsakes.
Run your flotsam load of flesh around, I can't stand smelling a gigaton of decaying Old.
Get that Gotdamn pledge pin off and give me twenty mister.

Avante
02-17-2016, 11:35 PM
You sit there and listen to all that music...

You will Fckn ferment and then rot.

Get off your fat ass and get outside for Christsakes.
Run your flotsam load of flesh around, I can't stand smelling a gigaton of decaying Old.
Get that Gotdamn pledge pin off and give me twenty mister.

Dude, I bet ya wear a t-shirt that reads...AVANTE IS MY HERO...don't ya? Do you ever do anything here besides Avante? What are you a fucking queer?

Yes I know more about things than most, am a hunk and have those magic dimples but good God man, control yourself, ok?

pgardn
02-18-2016, 12:00 AM
Dude, I bet ya wear a t-shirt that reads...AVANTE IS MY HERO...don't ya? Do you ever do anything here besides Avante? What are you a fucking queer?

Yes I know more about things than most, am a hunk and have those magic dimples but good God man, control yourself, ok?

You rotting mass of fat.
Get moving.

Avante
02-18-2016, 01:26 AM
You rotting mass of fat.
Get moving.

translation

You are soooo hot Avante, hell, ya make me wet. So how about playing something to better think of you with ok ya sexy thing you.

Here ya go faggot.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In8eHXq1mP8

Clipper Nation
02-18-2016, 01:47 AM
Avante getting slapped around as usual, tbh. His blues knowledge just can't compare to CTOA's.

Old Faggot hasn't even heard of Skinflute McGee and the Pillowbiters, they'd be right up his alley.

Avante
02-18-2016, 11:54 AM
Avante getting slapped around as usual, tbh. His blues knowledge just can't compare to CTOA's.

Old Faggot hasn't even heard of Skinflute McGee and the Pillowbiters, they'd be right up his alley.

I think it's more about Avante taking little know nothings like you to school as usual. And there is nobody anywhere who knows them blues like I do, yep, just like track and football. I get the fact that bugs the hell out of those like yourself who are so damn stupid ya think Derek Anderson is better than Cam Newton, hahahahaha~~~~~~

Here ya go dummy, some real cool black blues names.

Papa Egg Shell
Lead Belly
Jaybird Coleman
Scrapper Blackwell
Magic Sam
Slim Harpo
Prince Kid Moore
Guitar Slim
Pigmeat Terry
Louisiana Johnny
Gatemouth Moore
Cleanhead Vincent
Kid Stormy Weather
Smokey Hogg
Funny Papa Smith
Six Cylinder Smith
Spark Plug Smith
Hambone Willie Newbern
Papa Too Sweet
Stovepipe Johnson
Ironhead Baker
Hogman Maxey
Fathead Washington
Howlin' Wolf
Muddy Waters
Homesick James
Gus Cannon Jug Stompers
Lonesome Sundown
Lazy Lester
Lightnin' Slim
Bumblebee Slim
Babecue Bob Hicks
Texas Alexander
Litle Hat Jones
Honeyboy Edwards
Old Pal Smoke Shop Four
Tennesee Chocolate Drops
Mississippi Mud Steppers
The Skillet Lickers
Alabama Sheiks
Whistler & His Jug Band
King Solomon Hill
Boweavil Jackson
Too Tight Henry
Bull City Red
Tallahassie Tight
Freezone
Daddy Stovepipe
Peanut the Kidnapper
Bogus Ben Convinfton....fake blind man, ha~~~~~~~
Bullet Williams
Black Ivory King
Pine Top Smith
Sticks McGee
Black Boy Shine
Black Bottom McPhail
The Black Ace

I know....how does he do that?

SpursforSix
02-18-2016, 11:58 AM
I think it's more about Avante taking little know nothings like you to school as usual. And there is nobody anywhere who knows them blues like I do, yep, just like track and football. I get the fsact that bugs the hell out of those lie yourself who are so damn stupid ya think Derek Anderson is better than Cam Newton, hahahahaha~~~~~~

Here ya go dummy, some real cool black blues names.

Papa Egg Shell
Jaybird Coleman
Scrapper Blackweell
Prince Kid Moore
Louisiana Johnny
Kid Stormy Weather
Funny Papa Smith
Six Cylinder Smith
Spark Plug Smith
Hambone Willie Newbern
Papa Too Sweet
Stovepipe Johnson
Ironhead Baker
Hogman Maxey
Fathead Washington
Howlin' Wolf
Muddy Waters
Homesick James
Gus Cannon Jug Stompers
Lonesome Sundown
Lazy Lester
Lightnin' Slim
Bumblebee Slim
Babecue Bob Hicks
Texas Alexander
Litle Hat Jones
Honeyboy Edwards
Old Pal Smoke Shop Four
Tennesee Chocolate Drops
Mississippi Mud Steppers
The Skillet Lickers
Alabama Sheiks
Whistler & His Jug Band
King Solomon Hill
Boweavil Jackson
Too Tight Henry
Bull City Red
Tallahassie Tight
Freezone
Daddy Stovepipe
Peanut the Kidnapper
Bogus Ben Convinfton....fake blind man, ha~~~~~~~
Bullet Williams
Black Ivory King
Pine Top Smith
Sticks McGee
Black Boy Shine
Black Bottom McPhail
The Black Ace

I know....how does he do that?

good list...how about....

Fister Magoo
Poopshoot Hawkins
Tolliver Goobersnatch
Blind Cornhole Jefferson
Pedo Avante
Rusty Tom Bone
Poo Poo the Absconder
Rastus Fetchit Pooter Brown II (yep..the second!...recorded under the name Pooter Brown...how could you fit...all of his real name...on a 45????)

Avante
02-18-2016, 12:07 PM
good list...how about....

Fister Magoo
Poopshoot Hawkins
Tolliver Goobersnatch
Blind Cornhole Jefferson
Pedo Avante
Rusty Tom Bone
Poo Poo the Absconder
Rastus Fetchit Pooter Brown II (yep..the second!...recorded under the name Pooter Brown...how could you fit...all of his real name...on a 45????)

And if we were both 14 that would be funny.

Dude, instead of playing the dumb fuck why not let me teach you these blues, well? You try way too hard to...:"see me everyone I'm funny huh? huh? huh?"...why? Why not cool all that silliness and learn these blues?

It's done by the decades, starting with Mamie Smith's "Crazy Blues" in 1920. So we have the 20's, 30's, 40's etc . Then we look at the urban/rural. Now add...piano, guitar,harmonica, jug bands, string bands, and the regions like Chicago, Georgia. Mississippi, Texas etc.

Do you really have to play the punk ass kid trying to look funny on the internet, bullshit?

Right over there a four CD box set....A RICHER TRADITION......100 of the most obscure blues ever recorded and some of the best. I highly recommend ya find this and get it, it is a must listen.

This guy is the most...????...in them blues. He recorded but one song, yep...just one song. And nobody knows his real name or anything about him. Or how he managed to record at all. Noboby remembers recording him. But here he is.....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Z0UjaG9zY

SpursforSix
02-18-2016, 12:19 PM
And if we were both 14 that would be funny.

Dude, instead of playing the dumb fuck why not let me teach you these blues, well? You try way too hard to...:"see me everyone I'm funny huh? huh? huh?"...why? Why not cool all that silliness and learn these blues?

It's done by the decades, starting with Mamie Smith's "Crazy Blues" in 1920. So we have the 20's, 30's, 40's etc . Then we look at the urban/rural. Now add...piano, guitar,harmonica, jug bands, string bands, and the regions like Chicago, Georgia. Mississippi, Texas etc.

Do you really have to play the punk ass kid trying to look funny on the internet, bullshit?

It's obvious that you don't know dem rare blues. Fister Magoo was born in the slop water on a small fishing boat. Yep...his momma worked up to the day she gave birth to him. And died on that same boat the same day. Magoo was traded around his family and neighbors...raised a little by all of them. Found an old guitar when he was living at his cousins' home in the swamps of Louisiana. Didn't know how to play it at all but could pick out some notes that sounded good with his baritone. Never got to make a record but his songs are still played down in those old bars and black dance halls deep in the bayou.

I'm not surprised you don't know him because you can't find him on....Google.

Avante
02-18-2016, 12:38 PM
It's obvious that you don't know dem rare blues. Fister Magoo was born in the slop water on a small fishing boat. Yep...his momma worked up to the day she gave birth to him. And died on that same boat the same day. Magoo was traded around his family and neighbors...raised a little by all of them. Found an old guitar when he was living at his cousins' home in the swamps of Louisiana. Didn't know how to play it at all but could pick out some notes that sounded good with his baritone. Never got to make a record but his songs are still played down in those old bars and black dance halls deep in the bayou.

I'm not surprised you don't know him because you can't find him on....Google.

Why lie about Fister "Long Gone" Magoo? He was born in Four Corner Arkansas in 1897 in the McKinny Farm Labor Camp. He's dad had been lynched by the KKK shorty after his birth, so his sister Bertha and his mama Ethel Bee raised the boy. At 13 he hopped a train to Memphis and started shining shoes, while buffing away he'd sing his blues. So one day Jabo Williams a talent scout for Black Patti Records heard the boy and the rest his history. His recording of.."My Baby Beats Me Like a Yellow Bellied Dog Up and Down the Street"***... didn't sell well. And today we have but one copy left and it's in such a bad condition it can't be fixed for CD, which is why only guys like me know about him.

He was caught looking at a white woman on the streets of Greenwood Miss in 1920, a few days later they found old "Long Gone"...hanging from a cypress tree, yep.....long gone.

**** if the boy hadn't of started barking, that sucked.


Gotta love these lyrics...

got a big black mama
beats me up and down the street
like I was a yellow bellied dog
looking for something to eat

she beats me in the mornin'
bout the break-a-day
mean vicious woman
takes all my hard earned pay

I weep n' moan
tears fallin' from my eyes
she takes all my money
and spends it on other guys

howl-oooo howl-ooo woof woof woof woof.

He did have a cousin who made it big in St. Louis, but was from Mississippi. I've read that Fister did sound a lot like him.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17_-lq2_K_A

SpursforSix
02-18-2016, 01:12 PM
Why lie about Fister "Long Gone" Magoo? He was born in Four Corner Arkansas in 1897 in the McKinny Farm Labor Camp. He's dad had been lynched by the KKK shorty after his birth, so his sister Bertha and his mama Ethel Bee raised the boy. At 13 he hopped a train to Memphis and started shining shoes, while buffing away he'd sing his blues. So one day Jabo Williams a talent scout for Black Patti Records heard the boy and the rest his history. His recording of.."My Baby Beats Me Like a Yellow Bellied Dog Up and Down the Street"***... didn't sell well. And today we have but one copy left and it's in such a bad condition it can't be fixed for CD, which is why only guys like me know about him.

He was caught looking at a white woman on the streets of Greenwood Miss in 1920, a few days later they found old "Long Gone"...hanging from a cypress tree, yep.....long gone.

**** if the boy hadn't of started barking, that sucked.


Gotta love these lyrics...

got a big black mama
beats me up and down the street
like I was a yellow bellied dog
looking for something to eat

she beats me inthe mornin'
bout the break-a-day
mean vicious woman
takes all my had earned pay

I weep n' moan
tears fallin' from my eyes
she takes all my money
and spends it on other guys

Dude...that's Fister "Ozark" Magoo. Anyone that's heard both Magoos AND truly knows the blues will tell ya that Fister Magoo (from the Bayou) was superior in terms of conveying that...sadness...that desperation....
From "Falling"

I'm fallin Lord
hard times are pulling me down
said I'm fallin Lord
hard time are pulling me down

I can't shake this feelin
that my woman is walkin around

and when I fallin
I can't breath or make a brown

Avante
02-18-2016, 01:28 PM
Dude...that's Fister "Ozark" Magoo. Anyone that's heard both Magoos AND truly knows the blues will tell ya that Fister Magoo (from the Bayou) was superior in terms of conveying that...sadness...that desperation....
From "Falling"

I'm fallin Lord
hard times are pulling me down
said I'm fallin Lord
hard time are pulling me down

I can't shake this feelin
that my woman is walkin around

and when I fallin
I can't breath or make a brown

That tune belonged to Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher. Where ya got your Fister Maggoo?

Louisiana Johnny played a two string guitar with Kid Beecher (Cherrokee indian) on the mandolin. Great sound! They also recorded the bayou classic.

"My Woman Tastes Like Chocolate"

I wake up late at night
lookin' for my woman
and a little bite

she tastes like chocolate
yes she do
real sweet and sticky
you'd want a bite of her too

But their classic is this gem.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ1yU3g0JlY

BD24
02-18-2016, 01:42 PM
It's either because Freddie isn't black enough or Avante was preoccupied trying to put his finger in som kid's butt.
:lol

Avante
02-18-2016, 01:55 PM
:lol

How many ways can I say...ya shoot sick ass pedos?

SpursforSix
02-18-2016, 02:06 PM
That tune belonged to Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher. Where ya got your Fister Maggoo?

Louisiana Johnny played a two string guitar with Kid Beecher (Cherrokee indian) on the mandolin. Great sound! They also recorded the bayou classic.



I was down in the bayou a few years ago and was making my normal round of the black gin joints. Normally a white guy walks in...music stops...all eyes on whitey until he leaves. Won't even serve him a cup of water on a sweltering day. Me?...I walk in...music stops...I nod to the bartender, the musician...give everyone a small smile...they can tell...this cat belongs here. Music starts again...I usually get a few drinks bought for me. But I ain't here for the free drinks...I'll tip what I saved in drink money.

Anyway...caught this cat...Porch Money Brown...played a set of Robert Johnson...but closed with a couple tunes I never heard. After his set we had a few Kamikaze shots and I asked him about those unknown tunes. He started to tell me about Fister...me: I know about Fister...these his songs? He told me they were. I wrote the lyrics down and filed the musical notes in my head.

I guess it's possible that he got it wrong...being so young...or he might have been drunk.

Avante
02-18-2016, 02:24 PM
I was down in the bayou a few years ago and was making my normal round of the black gin joints. Normally a white guy walks in...music stops...all eyes on whitey until he leaves. Won't even serve him a cup of water on a sweltering day. Me?...I walk in...music stops...I nod to the bartender, the musician...give everyone a small smile...they can tell...this cat belongs here. Music starts again...I usually get a few drinks bought for me. But I ain't here for the free drinks...I'll tip what I saved in drink money.

Anyway...caught this cat...Porch Money Brown...played a set of Robert Johnson...but closed with a couple tunes I never heard. After his set we had a few Kamikaze shots and I asked him about those unknown tunes. He started to tell me about Fister...me: I know about Fister...these his songs? He told me they were. I wrote the lyrics down and filed the musical notes in my head.

I guess it's possible that he got it wrong...being so young...or he might have been drunk.

You were at a place called...Smokeys. It's out on Beta Tec road heading into Baton Rouge. Porch Money Brown (the cousin to a blues cat from Greenville they call....Itchy Sonny) is well know for his bullshit/yarns, he goes on and on. He somehow heard about Long Gone McGoo from Arkansas, then did his thing with it.

I played harmonica one Saturday night with Porch Money (real name is Henry) and his sister..Pot Hole Helen Brown, a great fiddler. We played at the county fair, we all got drunk, ended up in a row boat floating down a river...ha~~~

SpursforSix
02-18-2016, 02:29 PM
You were at a place called...Smokeys. It's out on Beta Tec road heading into Baton Rouge. Porch Money Brown (the cousin to a blues cat from Greenville they call....Itchy Sonny) is well know for his bullshit/yarns, he goes on and on. He somehow heard about Long Gone McGoo from Arkansas, then did his thing with it.

I played harmonica one Saturday night with Porch Money (real name is Henry) and his sister..Pot Hole Helen Brown, a great fiddler. We played at the county fair, we all got drunk, ended up in a row boat floating down a river...ha~~~

LOL. Fucking Pot Hole. Get a couple drinks in her and she gets pretty friendly. Sloppy drunk...not my type. But in between drinks 1 and 7, she's funny as hell.

Avante
02-18-2016, 02:36 PM
LOL. Fucking Pot Hole. Get a couple drinks in her and she gets pretty friendly. Sloppy drunk...not my type. But in between drinks 1 and 7, she's funny as hell.

If she'd had but three or four teeth it sure would have helped. Pot Hole was kinda cute with her mouth shut. As ya know she loved that rot gut, and yep, she'd get sloppy as fuck. She tried to talk me into it once but when she smiled ......yuck~~~~

But, she sure could sing "The Last Kind Words"

the last kind words
my papa said to me
was don't make your money
down on your knees
child

Quetzal-X
02-18-2016, 03:17 PM
Then there's always...

My dad wanted me to join the navy, thought it would be a good idea, a good experience, so at 19, I did. So straight off to San Diego and boot camp for 8 weeks. Then after 30 days leave it was off to Viet Nam, it was 1970. So after 30 days on the line shooting off illuminous shells at night, turning night into day it was off to Hong Kong, Japan and Thailand for some R&R. So when in Rome..........

Stupid, I spent 70-73 in the US navy, made three WESTPACS, and during my last one had be flown home, my time was up. A trip that took two weeks, was on board a bus, a train, a helicopter, jetted off an air craft carrier, the USS Ranger. Then I caught a C-5 cargo plane then finally a jumbo jet. Getting to Treaure Island in San Francisco on Christmas morning.

Dude, you really are retarded little fuck aren;t ya? No clue of any kind, wow~~~~~

And the fastest RB in college football in the 50's was LSU's Billy Cannon who ran a 9.5.


"When in Rome" godamn it.

Thats a horrible thing to say , considering the 1k's of sexual crimes the Roman Catholic Church and ALL of its Popes have committed and condoned over its history. Shit man. SMDH

Avante
02-18-2016, 03:29 PM
"When in Rome" godamn it.

Thats a horrible thing to say , considering the 1k's of sexual crimes the Roman Catholic Church and ALL of its Popes have committed and condoned over its history. Shit man. SMDH

Dude, we did...0....ZERO..NOTHING...illegal, ok? That is how they live over there, that is their world not mine/ours,ok? We were just guests, going with how things were, ok?

Ya wanna piss somebody off just tell one of those bar girls.."no thanks"..when she asks you (they ask you)..."we go fucky sucky?" That is how they make a living.

Ok look....we ran the bars, ok? No doubt there were some pretty fucked up things going on in the whore houses but we didn't play that and it was....OFF LIMITS. I never ever saw anyone in a bar over there wjere I thought,..."what is a kid doing in here'...that never ever happened.

Quetzal-X
02-18-2016, 03:36 PM
Denial motherfucker. Just like the Vatican. Always downplaying, always shifting blame. Just because it wasnt illegal to fuck children over there does not mean its ok to fuck them asshole. You and the Vatican share some values tbqfh.

Are ya gonna go to the standard-issue shitty "It was a long time ago...forget about the past.." schtick?

Avante
02-18-2016, 03:39 PM
Denial motherfucker. Just like the Vatican. Always downplaying, always shifting blame. Just because it wasnt illegal to fuck children over there does not mean its ok to fuck them asshole. You and the Vatican share some values tbqfh.

Are ya gonna go to the standard-issue shitty "It was a long time ago...forget about the past.." schtick?

What ya can't read mutherfucker? What children?

Now think bitch, what man wants his buddies to see him with some kid, well? That's right faggot....NOBODY. And do you really think bar owners hired kids to hustle drinks with the drinking age being 18, well?

Now tell me cocksucker what was the legal age over there....well?

Quetzal-X
02-18-2016, 03:43 PM
And Jesus was Black ok motherfucker? If christians want to push their shit, they gotta do it by THE BOOK, if not then they deserve the ridicule . Its not a coinkidink that you just looove black athletes, music , trivia etc . Black Man is chosen by God. Why lie about the words in the book?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ek4G1TCU4E be



Tell judy god of the bible is gonna be pissed cause hes fucking jealous as shit and hates identity theft tbqfh

Avante
02-18-2016, 03:48 PM
And Jesus was Black ok motherfucker? If christians want to push their shit, they gotta do it by THE BOOK, if not then they deserve the ridicule . Its not a coinkidink that you just looove black athletes, music , trivia etc . Black Man is chosen by God. Why lie about the words in the book?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ek4G1TCU4E be



Tell judy god of the bible is gonna be pissed cause hes fucking jealous as shit and hates identity theft tbqfh

What dioes any of that have to do with what we were talking about?

Let me guess you're a fucking retard like Blake, right?

Avante
02-18-2016, 04:22 PM
I do get a kick out of people on the internet, they just struggle so badly when they encounter ....me. They just can't believe somebody can just know all this stuff, and it's funny as fuck watching how they act about it...ha!!!!!!! The first one is always....YOU GOOGLED THAT HUHHUHHUH?.....haha!!!!

I do have my fun with it.

I own a library, it is massive, and I have a real passion for music.track.football.bobybuilding.literature. That is who I am not something I do. I played football, ran talk, play the harmonica, lift.

You cannot find anyone more knowledgeable about those passions of mine, so why fight it, embrace it and learn something.

clambake
02-18-2016, 08:08 PM
isn't your wife worried about your impending date with hell?

Avante
02-18-2016, 08:21 PM
isn't your wife worried about your impending date with hell?

Aren't your parents ashame of you for being a fucking idiot?

clambake
02-18-2016, 08:30 PM
its too bad you'll never meet them.

Avante
02-18-2016, 08:32 PM
its too bad you'll never meet them.

I have no desire to wander them hills in Arkansas,ok?

clambake
02-18-2016, 08:33 PM
you should pretend that it wasn't a child.

maybe god is stupid.

do you think that maybe god is stupid?

clambake
02-18-2016, 08:34 PM
I have no desire to wander them hills in Arkansas,ok?

you live in bakersfield type area.

arkansas would be an improvement.

Avante
02-18-2016, 08:38 PM
you should pretend that it wasn't a child.

maybe god is stupid.

do you think that maybe god is stupid?

You should pay attention to what I;m saying and stop ignoring my stance on sick ass pedos. Why do you pretend you don't know how I feel about those sick fucks? Well?

Dude, any man messing with a kid needs to be shot in the fucking head, now what about that don;'t you understand? And this all got started with me talking just like this, so how it got turned around...??????????????

Avante
02-18-2016, 08:40 PM
you live in bakersfield type area.

arkansas would be an improvement.

In one aspect yes it would be. No Mexicans.

clambake
02-18-2016, 08:41 PM
a racist pedo.

odds are really against you.

Avante
02-18-2016, 08:47 PM
a racist pedo.

odds are really against you.

Wrong on both counts little guy.

ONE MORE TIME

Dude, ya shoot sick ass pedos, ok? What, ya can't read?

And, there are people leaving Cali because of the Mexicans, they are a huge problem here and everyone knows it.

Dude, just how ignorant ae you?

clambake
02-18-2016, 08:50 PM
people are leaving there cuz of mexicans?

or is it because trailers are so much cheaper in other states?

Avante
02-19-2016, 12:30 PM
people are leaving there cuz of mexicans?

or is it because trailers are so much cheaper in other states?

I get called into jury duty once a year, and every year it's the same guy, some stupid Mexican who did something stupid. If ya look at the daily docket...90% of the names listed are hispanic.

So when it comes time to give your excuse as to why you can't be there, I raise my hand and...

Avante...the last 10 times I was called in it was an hispanic in a similiar situation, and next year when I get called in it will be another hispanic in something similar, no way I can be unbiased.

judge...you can go

Those in the crowd are thinking...did he realy just say that? But they have to sit there while I walk out.

Hell yes people are leaving Cali because of these idiots.

This is commom place for Mexicans...

No matter what line ya are standing in they will wait until they get up there to start getting their things together, why didn;t they have it ready while waiting, and, there will always be some problem because they can't understand shit. As all their kids (3-5) they hauled in run wild.

Quetzal-X
02-19-2016, 03:46 PM
LOL
Better get used to it avante. It will increase, count on it. Kinda like those poor fucks getting plowed down tornado alley every so often . Why not take a hint and gtfo?
You are gonna be seeing so many more especially in california. Thats pretty fucking badass i gotta say. Please dont hurt anyone, your type are prone to violence. Im pretty sure you are gonna hate it. lol

Dont like the cold? gtfo of the artic. Hate the sun? gtfo off the beach. Hate mexicans and live in cali? LOL ur fucked l

Avante
02-19-2016, 03:52 PM
LOL
Better get used to it avante. It will increase, count on it. Kinda like those poor fucks getting plowed down tornado alley every so often . Why not take a hint and gtfo?
You are gonna be seeing so many more especially in california. Thats pretty fucking badass i gotta say. Please dont hurt anyone, your type are prone to violence. Im pretty sure you are gonna hate it. lol

Dont like the cold? gtfo of the artic. Hate the sun? gtfo off the beach. Hate mexicans and live in cali? LOL ur fucked l

Dude, it's always been this way and you never get used to it, ok?

I saw one of them walking into the welfare office the other day. She had a kid in a stroller, two little ones tagging behind her and was pregnant. And I bet her husband is a farm laborer.

But, unlike blacks the Mexican men don't bail on their kids, more into the familia. The problem is they can't seem to figure out ya can't feed 8 mouths on 25,000 a year.

Then there's....

They have never heard the word...babysitter. Everywhere they go here comes the whole tribe and there is always one oif the tribe old enought to stay home and watch that tribe. And once they get where they are going, there goes that tribe bugging everyone.

If it weren't for great food and the wettest/hottest pussy on earth, hmmmmmmmm?

Avante
02-19-2016, 04:36 PM
Cool mix...(in this order)

Pontiac...Lyle Lovett
Nebraska...Bruce Springsteen
Scarlet..Mark Lemhouse
Waitin' Around To Die...Townes Van Zandt
Roll Train Roll...Tony Joe White
John the Revelator...Gov't Mule
Ashes to Ashes...Steve Earle
Purgatory Road...Ray Wylie Hubbard
Trouble...Ray Lamontagne
On the Radio....Marc Cohn
5:15....Chris Isaak
No Money Down...John Hammond
Mr. Stanley....John Hiatt

This is pretty much the mood being set there.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8i3oxOp8Ik

clambake
02-19-2016, 05:10 PM
Dude, it's always been this way and you never get used to it, ok?

I saw one of them walking into the welfare office the other day.

But, unlike blacks the Mexican men don't bail on their kids


was it wild cobra?

Avante
03-21-2016, 04:51 AM
I was given the job of cleaning out some storage rooms at Judy's church, while doing so I came across about 2000 cassette tapes they probably hadn't used in 10 years, doubt they even have a cassette deck.

Avante....so what do you want to do with these?
pastor....dump um.
Avante...mind if I take them?
pastor....nope~~~~~~~

About half are blank tapes the other half can be taped over, I have a tape deck in my truck.

Then it hit me, what haven't I already taped? What's left? So after a day of....hmmmm? Ah....hmmmmmmmmmmm? EUREKA~~~~~

It Came From Louisiana

Louis Armstrong
Jellyroll Morton
Guinivere Davis
Kid Stormy Weather
Lonnie Johnson
Solieau & Robin
Boozoo Chavis
Huey "Piano" Smith
Dennis McGee
Amede Ardoin
Clifton Chenier
Little Brother Montgomery
New Orleans Wilie Jackson
Smiley Lewis
Fats Domino
Papa Charley Jackson
King Solomon Hill
Lizzie Miles
Rabbit Brown
Lead Belly....discovered in Angola Prison.
Jimmie Davis
Oscar Woods
Slim Harpo
Neville Bros
Lee Dorsey
Lightnin' Slim
Lonesome Sundown
Jerry Lee Lewis
Blind Willie Reynolds
Louisiana Johnny & Kid Beecher
Jesse Thomas
Professor Longhair
Robert Williams......discovered in Angola Prison
Little Walter
Buddy Guy
Sonny Landreth
Johnny "Slim" Campbell
Papa Mali
Dr. John

In his book SATCHMO, Louis Armstrong writes about growing up in the Storyville region of New Orleans, yep, the black side, down around James Alley. And how he heard screams and gun shots most every night, it was so bad the pole-leese simply took the....let them damn jiggaboos blow each other away, good riddance....approach, the hell with black on black crime.

This is considered one of the great blues tunes ever recorded. You cannot have an Essential, Definitive, Best Of....if this isn't there.


Rabbit Brown



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKHkG0GxA0E


So there's one tape down, only 1999 to go.


Kid Stormy Weather




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSS0OUnq8ic


New Orleans Willie Jackson




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBt3GmYdNgE

Avante
03-21-2016, 05:26 AM
The great Johnny "Slim" Campbell




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-csuxRIZrI

Papa Mali doing the Dr.John classic.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KIscg0L7PA


The amazing Sonny Landreth




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v874XP7o7oQ

Avante
03-21-2016, 06:07 AM
A true legend, beat to death and ran over by a car because a white woman handed him a hankerchef to wipe his brow.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJePDKmNcrw

He played wth the equally legendary Dennis McGee.

Just think all this time you thought this was a CCR tune, huh? Nope, it was a cover of....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0L44Zea9Ms

Speaking of rockabilly.......



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAhJMI8En08

clambake
03-21-2016, 10:32 AM
church is like a magnet to pedo's.

Avante
03-21-2016, 11:45 AM
church is like a magnet to pedo's.

Tell that to a church goer stupid, I don't go to church.

Avante
03-21-2016, 02:05 PM
Is it kinda overwelming isn't it? How can one guy know so much about so much.

Avante
03-24-2016, 02:14 AM
One of the most interesting styles of music is that old early paleface blues/country and that...high lonesome...sound of the Appalacians. Here we find the origins of...

House of the Rising Sun....Clarence Ashley
Man of Constant Sorrow....Emry Arthur
Pretty Polly...B.F.Shelton

The words haunting and eerie do fit with this music, a lot of violence also.

B.F. Shelton a perfect example of early paleface blues, country.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZoMGhyDTgI


How Eric Burdon and the Animals came across this..?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=147kS8O59Qs

Bob Dylan a huge fan of this guy. Here's not a way back in the day cat, first recorded in the late 50's.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHHV4K0Z1CA&list=PL7b9q73rwZJbEBUCYuRzGmS0 xHIqeYepb

Avante
03-24-2016, 03:08 AM
The great Hazel Dickens Queen of the High Lonesome.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUrTEZtJNi8

Avante
04-04-2016, 01:13 AM
The great Hattie Hart with the Memphis Jug Band singing about that cocaine. Back then it was sold in drug stores.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKxZBvE8bjM

The original..."Cocaine Blues"...1927



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6tfNVbgwu4


Then theres hillbillies getting in on it.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaJF8L5LBM8

Avante
04-04-2016, 01:31 AM
Keith Richards can almost talk them blues on my level as I found out in his book, he knows the music.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnUNppOUm4E

This cat was huge in that Greenwich Village scene in the early 60's, Bob Dylan a big fan of his.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qzPjztRAoY


When it comes to tunes about them drugs, ya gotta have.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWitRABYVBk

SpursforSix
04-04-2016, 09:09 AM
Tell that to a church goer stupid, I don't go to church.

bend over, I'll fucking take you to church

Avante
04-04-2016, 03:35 PM
Speaking of churchs.

Alan Lomax worked for the Library of Congress, his job was to roam the south looking to record rural music. So there he is in Clarksdale Miss in 1942, looking to do just that. So he stops at this church, and found one of the most amazing sounds ever to be recorded. Stunning.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm-nxT8wd0k

The great Blind Willie Johnson recorded the original in 1927, and it is a masterpiece, but you can never pass up on Tom Waits.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZFV3wCTi4

Avante
04-04-2016, 06:55 PM
Speaking of yard sales.

10 best things I've scored, no order.

H.P.Lovecraft first edition The Lurking Fear
The Sun Recordings (his first) Elvis Presley
Terry Metcalf, rookie card
John Elway, rookie card
Olaf Stapeldon's classic....ODD JOHN (reprint)
Frank Sinatra The Radio Years
100 Zane Grey, Max Brand, Louis L' Amour, Luke Short, westerns
The Sun Recordings, Johnny Cash (his first)
Cookie Gilchrist rookie card

last but not least

An old lady had thousands of candles in an old shed out back, if I (anyone) cleared them out they could have them. I will never need another candle. Love candle light.

Avante
04-05-2016, 01:46 AM
How in the hell can Sting be in the WWWF/WWF/WWE Hall of Fame? He had what two/three matchs there?

Hard to believe Bruno Sammartino was their World Champion for 10 years, wow! And he won the title in 48 seconds.

Just because I can:king


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKCcPi_IBXs

Avante
04-05-2016, 12:56 PM
Check out Blake, hahahaha~~~~~~ Is this sad to watch or what? He's so far gone he really thinks I will do anything to mess up our deal. No way anyone should have someone like him following them around like he does me. I'm thrilled to FINALLY get rid of the freak, noway I'm screwing this up.

BUT....being as obviously mentally weak as he is can he stick to the deal, no he can't as you will see. He's a weakling, and is sorry he made the deal as we are seeing with the silliness he's displaying right now. I will never ever post in a thread of his or talk to this freak...UNTIL...he folds (due to being mentally weak) and goes back to humping my leg. His severe case of Avante-itist is the worst I've seen, no way in hell he can just go cold turkey, yep....too mentally weak.

So expect to see threads...

What is it like to be 6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel?

I own 10,000 books~

Why I love the rasslin'

Drunk in Olongapo

The truth about Blind Willie

SpursforSix
04-05-2016, 01:00 PM
Check out Blake, hahahaha~~~~~~ Is this sad to watch or what? He's so far gone he really think I will do anything to mess up our deal. No way anyone should have someone like him following them around like he does me. I'm thrilled to FINALLY get rid of the freak, noway I'm screwing this up.

BUT....being as obviously mentally weak as he is can he stick to the deal, no he can't as you will see. He's a weakling, and is sorry he made the deal as we aree seeing with the silliness he's displaying right now. I will never ever post in a thread of his or talk to this freak...UNTIL...he folds (due to being mentally weak) and goes back to humping my leg. His severe case of Avante-itist is the worst I've seen, no way in hell he can just go cold turkey, yep....too mentally weak.

what deal? I missed it.

clambake
04-05-2016, 01:07 PM
you mean twisted stool.

Avante
04-05-2016, 01:08 PM
what deal? I missed it.

As you've notice if ya wanna find Blake just look for Avante and there he will be. Well I don't like the weido, he's too damn messed up to waste time on and I tell him that. But, here he STILL comes pouncing on my leg every chance he gets. So I finally tricked the boy (just say mentally weak) into this deal........

I stay out of his thread (why you saw the Blues, yard sale, Olongapo threads) and he stays totally away from me. That is the deal, now look at him,, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

The boy is mentally weak as we will be seeing soon, no way he can stay off my leg, that can't happen and the boy knows it. He's now regretting the deal as we are seeing with those...come on Avante, please...threads. With more to come, I gurantee it.

Yep, I own him.

Avante
04-05-2016, 01:09 PM
you mean twisted stool.

Elevate your game, ok?

SpursforSix
04-05-2016, 01:09 PM
As you've notice if ya wanna find Blake just look for Avante and there he will be. Well I don't like the weido, he's too damn messed up to waste time on and I tell him that. But, here he STILL comes pouncing on my leg every chance he gets. So I finally tricked the boy (just say mentally weak) into this deal........

I stay out of his thread (why you saw the Blues, yard sale, Olongapo threads) and he stays totally away from me. That is the deal, now look at him,, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

The boy is mentally weak as we will be seeing soon, no way he can stay off my leg, that can't happen and the boy knows it. He's now regretting the deal as we are seeing with those...come on Avante, please...threads. With more to come, I gurantee it.

Yep, I own him.

oh

Avante
04-07-2016, 12:11 AM
Speaking of country music.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_iC_gIJU6g

Avante
04-11-2016, 12:39 PM
Cool~~~~~~~~



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_kn2rtuc4o