lookin' like food - wing (1-piece) - breast (2-piece) - hot sauce & honey

[Splits]

We're all intimately familiar with the infamous two-piece Chris Childs laid down on 12. Let's break it down, frame by frame.

Kobe Curls to Baseline

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/rqel0gbbyfzko9llkirm.jpg

Shaq's posting Ewing up, so Kobe breaks out to the baseline in case O'Neal gets double-teamed.


Kobe Says the Magic Words

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/zyb2jfwyq69npecybxri.jpg

But then Kobe must've said something about Chris Childs being a scrub or something. He obviously didn't know Chris was about that life.


Chris Shoves Bryant

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/hcjo5tjueyp7k7kkdxaj.jpg

"What, n***a?" - Chris Childs



Kobe Bigs Up Chest

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/ppod3jaboohu19krl0ej.jpg

"You heard me, bitch." - Kobe


Childs Headbutts Kobe to BDFU

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/az2t33dzae8q0bi9elzd.jpg

"Shut the fuck up." - Chris Childs


Kobe Hits Him With a Lil Biscuit

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/zdicqby6qida4gs0nd0m.jpg

"Hol' that." - Kobe



Chris Sizes Him Up

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/kxktxq8d4sksy3aymfwa.jpg

"This n***a lookin' like food, :lmao" Chris says to himself.


Chris Hits Him with a Wing

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/qmic8hkpqgzc1gxzpqd8.jpg

"Put some hot sauce on that." -Chris :lmao :lmao :lmao


Then a Breast

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/cq7uodipdp0zx4bf3ctj.jpg

"And some honey on this." - Chris :lmao :lmao :lmao



Kobe Hits Nothing But Air

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/d9gsspbg8vlzwku5od8p.jpg

Kobe's father never taught him how to box because he's fighting the air. :lmao :lmao


Kobe's Out for Blood

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/i9vx51be8fg55i1cnt9n.jpg

Kobe is really pissed at this point. Lmaooo FOH, Kobe.


Pat Tries to Yoke Shaq and Kobe Up

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/vyeddfgwccyhevednwnp.jpg

Pat the OG is like, "Fuck both of you."



Shaq Shoves Pat Out the Way

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/ls1jjvfzfuin6jxaewvq.jpg

The Diesel ain't having none of it, though.


Pat Steps to Him and Gets Shoved Again

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/op824vhfiqrolokwgl8v.jpg

Like seriously, fuck outta here, Pat. You're too old for this sauce, bro.


Kobe Needs Two Refs to Hold Him Back

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/emzl8dwsbikbz3qfrboq.jpg

In the same frame, Knicks assistant Don Cheney tries to stop the two trees from killing each other. And Kobe's like: “Hold me back, y'all better hold me back!”



Both Guys Talk Shit From a Distance

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/xfgqyox3znyitqri3kib.jpg

They should've just let them bang out at this point.


Kobe's Salt

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_680/gyx3mplsgmfgablnokgd.jpg

“Come on, motherfucker!” - Kobe
The end.

:lmao :lmao ?:lmao


Childs man-splains this past Christmas (2015):


“He was a young player at the time. He had to challenge someone. I happened to be that guy.

“A couple of times going around screens, I played tight defense, it’s physical down there and he hit me with an elbow. I’m fine with that, but don’t do it above the shoulders.’’


Childs said he asked the officials: “Are you going to do anything about this? They put their hands up: ‘What you want me do?’


“‘No problem, I’ll take care of that.’ I said: ‘Young fella, do that again, there’s going to be a problem.’ [Kobe said]: ‘What are you going to do?’


“We go around the pick and he hit me again. By that time, enough is enough. I’m back home. This young guy is trying me. I walk up to him — if you watch it, he hits me with a little shoulder. He’s 6-6. I’m 6-3 at the time. I got to get him off of me. I give him a little head nudge. From that point on, it’s game on. I took a few boxing lessons. I know how to defend myself.



“When I hit him, I didn’t want to hurt him. I knew he was an up-and-coming guy. I remember back in the day watching Kermit Washington hit Rudy T [with an infamous punch during a game in 1977]. I didn’t want to get that label of hurting a guy’s career. So I just happened to tap him and let him know you’re trying the wrong guy.’"

[Silver&Black]

:lol Narutoluva calls it a "cheap shot"

[Xevious]

:lol

[Thebesteva]

Congratulations OP in proving Kobe isn't an MMA fighter.

[Thread]

That rent free thingy.

tee, hee.

[Killakobe81]

That rent free thingy.

tee, hee.

Talk about being messed up asg tributes and farewell tour got niccas more salty than an exra krispy 12 piece bucket of kfc. Just tiptoe upstairs to the "Why do current players revere Kobe more than Timmy ...why?":depressed
:rollin

[140]

"No problem, I’ll take care of that."

- Chris Childs

[140]

:lol Narutoluva calls it a "cheap shot"

It's even worse, he calls it a sucker punch :lmao

[Stalin]

Nice play by play of a classic two-piece, 10/10.



Kobe's Salt :lmao:lmao

[RD2191]

:lol kirby weak as hell

[Koolaid_Man]

Dude did you even sleep last night..I see you pulled an all nighter up in this bitch :lmao


Splits

[Koolaid_Man]

I've never chimed on this shit but let me shred this silly shit apart....

You can't call hitting a nigga on the side of his neck a two piece....so he throws weak punches at Kobe and then basically pulls a Melo.....listen...if your wrists bend when throwing a punch it means you hit like a bitch....where I'm from you might as well scratch a nigga if you throwing them kinda punches....

Summary:

Childs hits him on the side of the neck becsuse he's a midget
His wrists bend as he's connects with the soft punch attempts
He then pulls a Melo and bails..looking for his teammates to keep Kobe away

Two piece?

Try again

[baseline bum]

:lol kirby weak as hell

You're not dead? I thought it was over, that you were in the 12 stage of life.

[RD2191]

You're not dead? I thought it was over, that you were in the 12 stage of life.
Still alive man. That green card is gonna have to wait.:lol

[140]

I've never chimed on this shit but let me shred this silly shit apart....

You can't call hitting a nigga on the side of his neck a two piece....so he throws weak punches at Kobe and then basically pulls a Melo.....listen...if your wrists bend when throwing a punch it means you hit like a bitch....where I'm from you might as well scratch a nigga if you throwing them kinda punches....

Summary:

Childs hits him on the side of the neck becsuse he's a midget
His wrists bend as he's connects with the soft punch attempts
He then pulls a Melo and bails..looking for his teammates to keep Kobe away

Two piece?

Try again

And yet kirbys knees buckled like they were made of melted butter :lmao, so what does that say about your boy KAM?

[Koolaid_Man]

Not true... You got it all wrong..my post stands...like a dope fiend... you guys will keep trying to find crack on the side of the road...

Again side neck punches dont count....wrist bending is a sign you're catty and built like a female tbh....

[TDMVPDPOY]

isnt kirby half italian? lmao black italian is not fully italian, therefor he aint no rocky wannab

[Fabbs]

The seeds were planted:
http://p.o0bc.com/rf/image_1045x588/Boston/2011-2020/2015/11/24/Boston.com/BCOM/Images/larrybird6.gif
Larry Bird just slapped Joe Bean Bryant silly.

[RGMCSE]

The seeds were planted:
http://p.o0bc.com/rf/image_1045x588/Boston/2011-2020/2015/11/24/Boston.com/BCOM/Images/larrybird6.gif
Larry Bird just slapped Joe Bean Bryant silly.


You mean to tell me getting two pieced is a family affair? :wow So final verdict Kobe is a weak wannabe rocky who gets two pieced just like his punk ass daddeh.

[DMC]

Talk about being messed up asg tributes and farewell tour got niccas more salty than an exra krispy 12 piece bucket of kfc. Just tiptoe upstairs to the "Why do current players revere Kobe more than Timmy ...why?":depressed
:rollin
You have that number on your mind. I wonder why.

[DMC]

http://media.mytalk.com.au/magic/images/615-KFC-Top-Choice-Banner.jpg

[RGMCSE]

http://media.mytalk.com.au/magic/images/615-KFC-Top-Choice-Banner.jpg

:lol

[SpursforSix]

http://media.mytalk.com.au/magic/images/615-KFC-Top-Choice-Banner.jpg

perfect

[140]

http://media.mytalk.com.au/magic/images/615-KFC-Top-Choice-Banner.jpg

kirbs got 12x2-pieced :lmao

[Brazil]

Congratulations OP in proving Kobe isn't an MMA fighter.

:lmao... yeah because Chris Child is a MMA fighter in a previous life or something ?

[Brazil]

Talk about being messed up asg tributes and farewell tour got niccas more salty than an exra krispy 12 piece bucket of kfc. Just tiptoe upstairs to the "Why do current players revere Kobe more than Timmy ...why?":depressed
:rollin


http://media.mytalk.com.au/magic/images/615-KFC-Top-Choice-Banner.jpg

:lmao

[Brazil]

:lol 12
:lol worst nba player at his position
:lol worst shooting % ever
:lol most bricks in history
:lol faggot 2 pieced by Chris Child
:lol rapist
:lol 48.5
:lol missing POs
:lol Vanessa
:lol TOSB
:lol Quiter

[313]

"Put some hot sauce on that" :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

:lmao

[whitemamba]

that chris childs punch was pathetic, but most nigs think they can fight but they cant.

[Splits]

that chris childs punch was pathetic, but most nigs think they can fight but they cant.


“When I hit him, I didn’t want to hurt him. I knew he was an up-and-coming guy. I remember back in the day watching Kermit Washington hit Rudy T [with an infamous punch during a game in 1977]. I didn’t want to get that label of hurting a guy’s career. So I just happened to tap him and let him know you’re trying the wrong guy.’"

[Fabbs]

that chris childs punch was pathetic, but most nigs think they can fight but they cant.
Talking out of your ass with your Kobme worship.
Childs said he let up because he did not want to have a Kermit Washington - Rudy T moment.
The blows he delivered were exactly as intended.

[BD24]

When I hit him, I didn’t want to hurt him. Can yall imagine if Childs was actually going for blood? Kirbs would of been taking a nap on the floor.

[FkLA]

Talk about being messed up asg tributes and farewell tour got niccas more salty than an exra krispy 12 piece bucket of kfc. Just tiptoe upstairs to the "Why do current players revere Kobe more than Timmy ...why?":depressed
:rollin


http://media.mytalk.com.au/magic/images/615-KFC-Top-Choice-Banner.jpg

:lmao wrecked
:lmao KillaKobe12

[RGMCSE]

http://media.mytalk.com.au/magic/images/615-KFC-Top-Choice-Banner.jpg

this needs more air time. Bump!

[Thebesteva]

:lmao... yeah because Chris Child is a MMA fighter in a previous life or something ?

Yeah because Timmy knocked garnett out for doing this right son? :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfLiFibJG4

[Killakobe81]

:lmao wrecked
:lmao KillaKobe12

Huh?

[Brazil]

Yeah because Timmy knocked garnett out for doing this right son? :lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrfLiFibJG4

:lol deflecting... what this has to do with the fact that kobe is not a mma fighter neither child who is btw significantly shorter ? :lol you are as much of a faggot as kobe

:cry but but my kobe is not a mma fighter :cry

Kobe is a fucking pussy dude... Child went right on his face not from behind same kobe crying on the bench or in front of the cameras to apologize to have rapped a girl in Colorado

[Thread]

:lol deflecting... what this has to do with the fact that kobe is not a mma fighter neither child who is btw significantly shorter ? :lol you are as much of a faggot as kobe

:cry but but my kobe is not a mma fighter :cry

Kobe is a fucking pussy dude... Child went right on his face not from behind same kobe crying on the bench or in front of the cameras to apologize to have rapped a girl in Colorado

You've nary room. Your Neal raped as well. THEN, you hired him.

[illmatic]

OP's breakdown of the Childs-Kobe event:::

10/10

Had me :lol

[Thebesteva]

:lol deflecting... what this has to do with the fact that kobe is not a mma fighter neither child who is btw significantly shorter ? :lol you are as much of a faggot as kobe

:cry but but my kobe is not a mma fighter :cry

Kobe is a fucking pussy dude... Child went right on his face not from behind same kobe crying on the bench or in front of the cameras to apologize to have rapped a girl in Colorado

Almost all NBA players are pussies dude...no one is deflecting here. Tim Duncan got slapped and walked away...Lebron got shoved hard and fell to the ground like a bitch. I dont watch NBA to see hard ass fighters, thats why I made the MMA reference.

Kobe nearly broke Ginobli's face with an elbow and he walked away too. That doesnt make Ginosbleed a pussy

[RGMCSE]

Almost all NBA players are pussies dude...no one is deflecting here. Tim Duncan got slapped and walked away...Lebron got shoved hard and fell to the ground like a bitch. I dont watch NBA to see hard ass fighters, thats why I made the MMA reference.

Kobe nearly broke Ginobli's face with an elbow and he walked away too. That doesnt make Ginosbleed a pussy


Ok ok fine your right. But the fact is that Kobe instigated then got two pieced like a bitch.

[Cry Havoc]

Talk about being messed up asg tributes and farewell tour got niccas more salty than an exra krispy 12 piece bucket of kfc. Just tiptoe upstairs to the "Why do current players revere Kobe more than Timmy ...why?":depressed
:rollin

So, where are you at when naruto, thread, & co. are starting 57 threads a day about Duncan and the Spurs?

Double standard be thy name, killa.

[Brazil]

You've nary room...

Watch me

Kobe is a rapist

[Bynumite]

Childs had 2 free shots at Kobe's chin and Kobe was still standing while Childs ran away but according to out of shape san antonian be@ners, Kobe showed weakness :lol

This is weakness, knees buckled and hitting the floor face first :lmao



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BgSB2aFRP4

[Brazil]

Almost all NBA players are pussies dude...no one is deflecting here. Tim Duncan got slapped and walked away...Lebron got shoved hard and fell to the ground like a bitch. I dont watch NBA to see hard ass fighters, thats why I made the MMA reference.

Kobe nearly broke Ginobli's face with an elbow and he walked away too. That doesnt make Ginosbleed a pussy

if you point is all nba players are pussies then don't go the route... :cry but but your Duncan did it too :cry

There is a slight difference between not watching NBA to see hard ass fighters and seeing a NBA player looking for trouble, taking a two pieces for it then acting like a pussy hidding behind a referee to avoid further damage to his ego.

[Killakobe81]

So, where are you at when naruto, thread, & co. are starting 57 threads a day about Duncan and the Spurs?

Double standard be thy name, killa.

I dont try ti figure out who shot first im just commenting on what spurred the latest round of nonsense ...im sure 12 didnt help either. I know Cully myself and ashy dgaf but cant speak for the rest of the Laker soldiers ...matter of fact i speak only for myself.

Besides the thread i mentioned i can pull plenty of other examples from upstairs ...its ok to admit it bugs ya ...Duncan is a player deserving of praise. But those that front like it doesnt ...deserve the Kool treatment.

[Brazil]

Childs had 2 free shots at Kobe's chin and Kobe was still standing while Childs ran away but according to out of shape san antonian be@ners, Kobe showed weakness :lol

This is weakness, knees buckled and hitting the floor face first :lmao




who talked about weakness here ?

Kobe acted like a coward... nothing to do with robinson being knocked out by a dirty move... Child injured Kobe ego right on his face looking at him in the eyes after PussyKobe was talking shit and Kobe did nothing, and run behind a referee like a kid running away from his angry father...

that's the pantheon of the cowardness ... like :cry I did rape her but I'm sorry, I won't do it again, please forgive me Vanessa, I will buy you a new 10M ring :cry

Pathetic human being

[Mitch]

That rent free thingy.

tee, hee.

Man has Bryant and an ESPN ranking in his avatar.

Christ.

:lol

[Killakobe81]

Man has Bryant and an ESPN ranking in his avatar.

Christ.

:lol
:rollin

[DMC]

:rollin
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Ej5GTIwtbI/hqdefault.jpg

[Cry Havoc]

I dont try ti figure out who shot first im just commenting on what spurred the latest round of nonsense ...im sure 12 didnt help either. I know Cully myself and ashy dgaf but cant speak for the rest of the Laker soldiers ...matter of fact i speak only for myself.

Besides the thread i mentioned i can pull plenty of other examples from upstairs ...its ok to admit it bugs ya ...Duncan is a player deserving of praise. But those that front like it doesnt ...deserve the Kool treatment.

Fact is, you never call out your own brethren for this kind of nonsense but you're all too happy to hop on Spurs fans... on a Spurs site... for doing so.

Come on now, that dog don't hunt, and you know it, killa.

[Thread]

Fact is, you never call out your own brethren for this kind of nonsense but you're all too happy to hop on Spurs fans... on a Spurs site... for doing so.

Come on now, that dog don't hunt, and you know it, killa.

This ain't a Spurs site. This is the NBA Forum.

[illmatic]

What's the primary domain in the URL old man? If you even know what that is.

[Killakobe81]

Fact is, you never call out your own brethren for this kind of nonsense but you're all too happy to hop on Spurs fans... on a Spurs site... for doing so.

Come on now, that dog don't hunt, and you know it, killa.

I have been called all sorts of things by Kool in fact he calleed me out this week for agreeing that Duncan was ahead of Kobe ...in fact Dmc just sited the same this morn ...

[Killakobe81]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Ej5GTIwtbI/hqdefault.jpg

Who dat?

[Koolaid_Man]

I've already totally disproved this thread. ......neck punches with your wrist bent is not a 2 piece :lmao

[Thread]

I've already totally disproved this thread. ......neck punches with your wrist bent is not a 2 piece :lmao

Kool Aid Man

[Thebesteva]

if you point is all nba players are pussies then don't go the route... :cry but but your Duncan did it too :cry

There is a slight difference between not watching NBA to see hard ass fighters and seeing a NBA player looking for trouble, taking a two pieces for it then acting like a pussy hidding behind a referee to avoid further damage to his ego.

From a fighting perspective...obviously Kobe is a pussy. Dude, you sound like a huge faggot yourself tbh. Why is fighting important? I trained in boxing and MMA for years and I never street fight with the exception of a handful of times where my hand was forced. Only insecure cucks street fight to prove something aka food stamp people

[Silver&Black]

This ain't a Spurs site.

www.SPURS (http://www.<strong>SPURS</strong>)talk.com

[Thread]

www.SPURS (http://www.<strong>SPURS</strong>)talk.com

It's the NBA Forum, &. You know this. Why are you being petty & resentful? Can't we have one place to hang our hat? You should be happy. You got that 12 thing. Everybody is singin' your praises= "Don't forget about the Spurs." "Pop is planning State's ruination." "Duncan has a tramp stamp." "You never see the Spurs upper management except at their AA meeting." "Diaw's mid section has caved in."

[LkrFan]

:lol @ this thread

[Mitch]

:lol @ this thread
http://www.generadormemes.com/media/created/9l97dj.jpg

[LkrFan]

http://www.generadormemes.com/media/created/9l97dj.jpg

Classh:lolle

[DMC]

Who dat?
Rainman..

[midnightpulp]

http://media.mytalk.com.au/magic/images/615-KFC-Top-Choice-Banner.jpg

:lmao

And :tu thread, Splits.

Kobe got two piecedPERIOD

[DMC]

It's the NBA Forum, &. You know this. Why are you being petty & resentful? Can't we have one place to hang our hat? You should be happy. You got that 12 thing. Everybody is singin' your praises= "Don't forget about the Spurs." "Pop is planning State's ruination." "Duncan has a tramp stamp." "You never see the Spurs upper management except at their AA meeting." "Diaw's mid section has caved in."
You and your ilk throwing rocks into the pond then bitching about the waves: "can't we have a quiet pond? watch how far I throw this rock... damn now look the fucking pond is all disrupted... "

[Thread]

You and your ilk throwing rocks into the pond then bitching about the waves: "can't we have a quiet pond? watch how far I throw this rock... damn now look the fucking pond is all disrupted... "

I wasn't talking to you, eggbert. I was talking to &. Get out of it.

[DMC]

I wasn't talking to you, eggbert. I was talking to &. Get out of it.

Send a PM if you want a private conversation. This is ST, like it or not. It has no affiliation with the NBA.

[Thread]

Send a PM if you want a private conversation. This is ST, like it or not. It has no affiliation with the NBA.

It's the NBA Forum.

[Silver&Black]

It's the NBA Forum, &. You know this. Why are you being petty & resentful? Can't we have one place to hang our hat? You should be happy. You got that 12 thing. Everybody is singin' your praises= "Don't forget about the Spurs." "Pop is planning State's ruination." "Duncan has a tramp stamp." "You never see the Spurs upper management except at their AA meeting." "Diaw's mid section has caved in."

They were selling our shit.

[DMC]

It's the NBA Forum.
You know better.

[Splits]

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