do you have a Yolanda in your life?

[mookie2001]

Saldivar?
someone who would betray you, stab you in the back?
I do

and if you think you don't
remember

"Yolanda would never do that to me!"
-Selena

[Trainwreck2100]

She'll go to hell for helping to launch JLo's career.

[mookie2001]

I used to thing cbf would
but he wouldnt
we're tight like vice grip

[HB22inSA]

Sure, doesn't everyone?

If someone wants to shoot me in the back, there's nothing I can do about it. But I won't spend my entire life looking over my shoulder, either.

[mookie2001]

I can
someone is out to get me
I often drift when i drive, having fatal thoughts of suicide

[midgetonadonkey]

"I don't know who wrote that check Mr. Quintanilla. But I will find out. I will."

[mookie2001]

i take my boys everywhere i go because im paranoid

could it be the feds?
the people who think i narced on them?
the roaddogs?
could it be eye of a pig retaliation?

[mookie2001]

could it be the Illumaniti trying to shut me up?
could it be those Republican Sooners?
could it be my own homeboys?
thats why the G17 is my only friend

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

could it be the Illumaniti trying to shut me up?
could it be those Republican Sooners?
could it be my own homeboys?
thats why the G17 is my only friend

I think GiG might be trying to kill you.

[CrazyOne]

You're not paranoid if they really are out to get you...

I know.

[Marklar MM]

I have a Yolanda in the back of my Honda.

[exstatic]

I used to thing cbf would
but he wouldnt
we're tight like vice grip

Actually, it's vise grip. A vice grip is when a hooker wraps her legs around you.
:fro

Main Entry: vise
Pronunciation: 'vIs
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French vis screw, something winding, from Latin vitis vine -- more at WITHY
1 : any of various tools with two jaws for holding work that close usually by a screw, lever, or cam
2 : something likened to a vise <economic vise of slow growth and rampant price increases -- David Milne>
- vise·like /-"lIk/ adjective

[exstatic]

I have a Yolanda in the back of my Honda.

...with workout tapes by Fonda.
:lol

[Marklar MM]

What can I say? I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothas can't deny.

[T Park]

Yolanda was my best friend's aunt in high school.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung.

That's what you can say.

[mookie2001]

thats what we're tight like then vise grip
not grips, just 1 grip

[Marklar MM]

All right, stop, collaborate and listen, Ice is back with my brand new invention, somethin grabs ahold of me tightly, flow like a harpoon daily and nightly, (will it ever stop), Yo I don't know turn out the lights, and I'll glow, to the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle, dance, silky and smooth, killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom, deadly when I hear a dope melody anything less than the best is a felony.

[ShoogarBear]

mookie, what's your address again?

Sincerely,

Yolanda

[Cant_Be_Faded]

"What have i done to my best friiiiiennnd"

"I neverrrr want to beee like heeeeem"

[thispego]

mookie, did you sign those papers i sent you yet?

[mookie2001]

yeah my laywer said as of now youre my 100% benificiary

[thispego]

egggcellent
-montgomery burns

[mookie2001]

hey thispego remember when you got really drunk and you were crawling in the mud crying and yelling "i dont want to be like my brother, I NEVAAAAAAAAAA want to be like him!!!"

[thispego]

let me guess, you did that gay mookie laugh at yourself while you were typing that.... no i dont recall that... nor do i remember ever having a brother or commenting about not wanting to be like him

[mookie2001]

right dogg

[Marklar MM]

Probably a porno for those who are interested.
http://www.videoteam.com/videostore/boxcovers/MBGB15.jpg

[Solid D]

Do you have a LaFonda in your life?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/fox_searchlight/napoleon_dynamite/_group_photos/aaron_ruell7.jpg

[mookie2001]

thats why my 17 is the only one i cant trust

[thispego]

bullshit

[Marklar MM]

straight outta Compton, a crazy mofo name Ice Cube from the gang called Spurs Fans with Attitude.......


Easy is his name and the boys comin str8 outta Compton, is a brotha that'll smutha your mutha, make your sister think I love her, dangerous mofo raisin hell, and if I ever get caught I make bail see I don't give a fook, thats the problem, I see a mofoin cop I don't dodge em, smart lay low creep away and when I see the punk pass I smile...

[mookie2001]

that was before i lost the will

[mookie2001]

I know death is my destino
not the same as others
my death, will be my life

thats why the 17 is the only friend i have left

[Kdfelicity]

Yolanda is evil...it's too bad that I didn't know about Selena till she was already 5 feet under the ground...I love her music now, I sing it at kareoke all the time...I could fall in looooooove with youuuuuu.....

[ZStomp]

I'm still alive so I guess not. :)

[TOP-CHERRY]

Yes, I have a Yolanda in my life.
And I hate her.

:)

[mookie2001]

can't see him when I'm deep in the covers
when I'm awake I don't see the motherfucker
he owns a spurs hat like I own
black Adidas and Ben Davis like my own
some might say take a chill G
But fuck that shit, a motherfuckers trying to kill me
reaching for my 17 when the wind blows
every twenty seconds got me peeping out my window
investigating the joint for traps
checking my telephone for taps