Pauly D poem

[SpursforSix]

Pauly D took a pee
Then complained
Cuz his dick is wee

Couldn't find it when he dropped his pants
Confused his balls for a pair of ants
"What's this stuff between my legs?"
"A Vienna sausage and tadpole eggs."

Pauly D took a poo
His stools came out
All red and blue

Wiped his butt with the tail of his shirt
Then stood up and pulled up his skirt
Then looked down and began to pout
When he saw his tampon had fallen out

The end.

[Mitch]

:lol 11 year old in his sig

[SpursforSix]

:lol 11 year old in his sig

I'm pretty sure she's 12 by now.

[Mitch]

I'm pretty sure she's 12 by now.

No shame, sickening :lol

[SpursforSix]

No shame, sickening :lol

The weird thing is he wants a 20 year old that looks 11.

[Reck]

Pauly D likes to think this is the 14th century when that sort of thing was Ok.

Too many lord of the rings movies watching.

[Pauly D]

Fuck yall
All of yall
If yall don't like me, blow me
Bitches

[apalisoc_9]

I dont know...i like Pauly D taste in women..provided they are legal.