Bynumite
02-26-2016, 12:35 AM
And it still wasn't nearly enough to pay for the great service he did for the Lakers. The organization should rename Staples Center the Kobe Bryant Center, give him a 51% share of the team and build a replica of the Christ The Redeemer statue with Kobe's head on it outside Staples.
Think about it, without Kobe at the helm of the tanking process, we might have been stuck with career losers like Dwight or Aldridge and we miss out on a great crop of young talent who will most certainly restore the Lakeshow to its former glory.
Also, building a team through the draft is a long and ugly process but Kobe is so selfless and generous that he decided to draw the attention to himself by announcing his farewell tour, generate hype and still put butts in the seats during tanking season.
In a way, Kobe Bean Bryant is like Jesus Christ. He died (retired) for our sins (tanking).
Kobe is a God, an awesome God. Now watch this life changing video and let us pray 7 Hail Mambas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM6oP3YwIN0http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TgiABqmGGsM/UTVZbx3RbTI/AAAAAAAAEeE/Zh6acZBwCno/s1600/kobe+smack+head.png
Think about it, without Kobe at the helm of the tanking process, we might have been stuck with career losers like Dwight or Aldridge and we miss out on a great crop of young talent who will most certainly restore the Lakeshow to its former glory.
Also, building a team through the draft is a long and ugly process but Kobe is so selfless and generous that he decided to draw the attention to himself by announcing his farewell tour, generate hype and still put butts in the seats during tanking season.
In a way, Kobe Bean Bryant is like Jesus Christ. He died (retired) for our sins (tanking).
Kobe is a God, an awesome God. Now watch this life changing video and let us pray 7 Hail Mambas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM6oP3YwIN0http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TgiABqmGGsM/UTVZbx3RbTI/AAAAAAAAEeE/Zh6acZBwCno/s1600/kobe+smack+head.png