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SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 05:52 PM
I wonder why.

Avante
02-29-2016, 05:59 PM
Avante is without question the most interesting poster here. Look at how many threads are started in his honor.

6-2 276 pounds of twisted railroad steel, a walking encyclopedia, and good looking with those magic dimples. A man among boys, often imitated but never duplicated. Wow, what a stud.

Me and Judy's favorire song. Our song.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwaKz2mISp4

clambake
02-29-2016, 05:59 PM
probably some at the vatican.

clambake
02-29-2016, 06:01 PM
Avante is without question A man among boys

Avante
02-29-2016, 06:02 PM
So when did ya notice you were a faggot?

Avante
02-29-2016, 06:36 PM
Since I have...ANOTHER....Avante thread.

Will TCU's Ronnie Baker break 10.00 to become the 8th Horned Frog to accomplish that feat? He'll be joining...

Charles Silmon
Ray Stewart/Pecival Spencer/Michael Frater...Jamaica
Kim Colins...St. Kitts
Jon Drummond
Darvis Patton

MultiTroll
02-29-2016, 06:37 PM
Avante is...

6-2 276 pounds of twisted railroad steel,
"Your Body Mass Index (BMI) is 35.4 Kg/m2. This means your weight is within the Obese range."
And that is assuming you didn't fudge the numbers.

Avante
02-29-2016, 06:42 PM
"Your Body Mass Index (BMI) is 35.4 Kg/m2. This means your weight is within the Obese range."
And that is assuming you didn't fudge the numbers.

Come on rookie, do I really need that long list of pro rasslers, footballers, body builders that make a mockery of those charts? I/m an x footballer, currenrt lifter, huge frame and thickly muscled.

6-2 275



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLDyr47ul6I

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 06:44 PM
Come on rookie, do I really need that long list of pro rasslers, footballers, body builders that make a mockery of those charts? I/m an x footballer, currenrt lifter, huge frame and thickly muscled.

You must have been able to take at will over there.

Avante
02-29-2016, 06:46 PM
You must have been able to take at will over there.

Now think ya dumb fuck, big guys need what?

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 06:47 PM
Now think ya dumb fuck, big guys need what?

I don't know Chester. What do you need?

Avante
02-29-2016, 06:51 PM
I don't know Chester. What do you need?

Little man, has sucking all that cock ruined your brain?

lil'mo
02-29-2016, 07:43 PM
Avante is my friend, don't know if he considers me as such, though

Koolaid_Man
02-29-2016, 07:55 PM
I am without question the most sexually deviant poster here. Imagine how many little girls I raped along shit river.

6-2 276 pounds of twisted cotton candy, a walking lollipop, and good looking with those magic birthday cake dimples. A pedo among girls, often trolling school yards but never caught. Wow, what a Jared.

Me and Judy's favorire song. Our song.

https://youtube/CZB6WXDuM1g



FIFY

MultiTroll
02-29-2016, 10:27 PM
Come on rookie, do I really need that long list of pro rasslers, footballers, body builders that make a mockery of those charts? I/m an x footballer, currenrt lifter, huge frame and thickly muscled.

6-2 275
Ya. You need to make your profile lose about 30 pounds of fat.

Nonetheless, studies of retired NFL linemen have found that they are 52% more likely to develop cardiovascular disease than comparable members of the general public. One study found that 60% of retired linemen had metabolic syndrome (http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/health-topics/topics/ms/), a collection of risk factors that includes poor blood glucose control, elevated triglycerides, and high blood pressure, among other symptoms.

Avante
02-29-2016, 10:36 PM
Avante is my friend, don't know if he considers me as such, though

Yes I do my friend, you have that cool about ya.

Avante
02-29-2016, 10:39 PM
Ya. You need to make your profile lose about 30 pounds of fat.

Nonetheless, studies of retired NFL linemen have found that they are 52% more likely to develop cardiovascular disease than comparable members of the general public. One study found that 60% of retired linemen had metabolic syndrome (http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/health-topics/topics/ms/), a collection of risk factors that includes poor blood glucose control, elevated triglycerides, and high blood pressure, among other symptoms.

I was a track guy/footballer, then at 15 I got into weight lifting for football. Been into ever since. Just your basic big good looking guy who gets a kick out of punks talking shit in hiding, showing just how fucking stupid they are.

MultiTroll
02-29-2016, 10:41 PM
cool story brah

ChumpDumper
02-29-2016, 10:43 PM
I was a track guy/footballer, then at 15 I got into weight lifting for football. Been into ever since. Just your basic big good looking guy who gets a kick out of punks talking shit in hiding, showing just how fucking stupid they are.You're talking shit in hiding.

Avante
02-29-2016, 10:47 PM
You're talking shit in hiding.

Played football as far back as I can remember, was an all league RB in HS and a champion sprinter. Then got into bodybuilding and never stopped. I'm the real deal half pint.

Avante
02-29-2016, 10:49 PM
cool story brah

Yes it is. Never forget a game vs Delano, ran back a KO, a punt and an INT to score, we won 21, to 17.

apalisoc_9
02-29-2016, 10:49 PM
Lol avante. Poor guy. A grown ignorant.

ChumpDumper
02-29-2016, 10:49 PM
Played football as far back as I can remember, was an all league RB in HS and a champion sprinter. Then got into bodybuilding and never stopped. I'm the real deal half pint.You're talking shit in hiding.

You are talking shit.

You are in hiding.

What part do you not understand?

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 10:50 PM
Yes it is. Never forget a game vs Delano, ran back a KO, a punt and an INT to score, we won 21, to 17.

You disappeared for a while. That always makes me nervous. For the kids.

Avante
02-29-2016, 10:51 PM
Lol avante. Poor guy. A grown ignorant.

Nobody is ignorant little man, ok?

Avante
02-29-2016, 10:52 PM
You disappeared for a while. That always makes me nervous. For the kids.

So did you mom forgive your dad for raping you?

MultiTroll
02-29-2016, 10:53 PM
6-2 275
Ya I'm getting a visual.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l7dlZfqQ1qkdiydo3_500.jpg (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiLh5DXyp7LAhVBFGMKHWQLAccQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fchubbyguyswag.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2 F23738487856%2Feric-stonestreet-who-plays-cameron-tucker-on-the&psig=AFQjCNEADN9bzL6b7XlYu0ns2967fTG35g&ust=1456890569615889)

Avante
02-29-2016, 10:57 PM
This is pretty close.




http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Ray_Fernandez.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Ray_Fernandez.jpg)

MultiTroll
02-29-2016, 11:01 PM
He's 6'5"
Keep surfin Cupcake.

That's right you mentioned you were in football. Here a better pic.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/2559/133220_1725_pre.jpg (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sitcomsonline.com%2Fphotopost %2Fshowphoto.php%2Fphoto%2F324348&bvm=bv.115339255,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNEIWOYIof4wVz44fZ_2HesG8ksOrA&ust=1456890653765589)

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:03 PM
So did you mom forgive your dad for raping you?

You're deflecting again.

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:07 PM
You're deflecting again.

Youre ignoring my stance on sick ass pedos again.

So your mom didn't care that your dad was a sick ass pedo? She's ok wiith you being a queer?

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:09 PM
Youre ignoring my stance on sick ass pedos again.

So your mom didn't care that your dad was a sick ass pedo? She's ok wiith you being a queer?

I'm not ignoring it. It just makes you a hypocrite.

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:14 PM
I'm not ignoring it. It just makes you a hypocrite.

Why lie mutherfucker? I always talked about..."why weren't we told about that situation over there. that was wrong"...so why just make shit up ya fucking queer? I've always said..."ya shoot sick ass pedos"...so why just make shit up?

So your mom must have been a real bitch to let your faggot father do what he did to you. Does it still hurt to sit down?

clambake
02-29-2016, 11:17 PM
'why didn't someone tell me not to rape kids"

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:18 PM
'why didn't someone tell me not to rape kids"

You were too busy sucking dick?

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:19 PM
Why lie mutherfucker? I always talked about..."why weren't we told about that situation ovdr there. that was wrong"...so why just make shit up ya fucking queer? I've always said..."ya shoot sick ass pedos"...so why just make shit up?

So your mom must have been a real bitch to let your faggot father do what he did to you. Does it still hurt to sit down?

Why weren't you told not to have sex with little boys and girls? That's your question?

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:21 PM
Why weren't you told not to have sex with little boys and girls? That's your question?

So how many times did your dad rape you?

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:22 PM
So how many times did your dad rape you?

He didn't. He didn't think like you.

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:30 PM
He didn't. He didn't think like you.

I told you how I think, what, ya can't read? Dude.....I think a sick ass pedo needs a bullet in the brain...ok? What, you can't read?

So you are lying about how I think and lying about your faggot father. So tell me does it still hurt to sit down?

clambake
02-29-2016, 11:32 PM
someone taught you "sick ass pedo" but not "don't rape children"?

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:37 PM
I told you how I think, what, ya can't read? Dude.....I think a sick ass pedo needs a bullet in the brain...ok? What, you can't read?

So you are lying about how I think and lying about your faggot father. So tell me does it still hurt to sit down?

No pubic hair, no breasts...Avante...you should have known.

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:37 PM
someone taught you "sick ass pedo" but not "don't rape children"?

Dude, how many cocks have you sucked, ya sick fuck.

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:38 PM
Dude, how many cocks have you sucked,

Is that your go to line for picking up kids?

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:38 PM
No pubic hair, no breasts...Avante...you should have known.

So it does still hurt when ya sit down, did your dad ever say he was sorry?

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:40 PM
Is that your go to line for picking up kids?

So your dad did this to you, it's really sad to watch.

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:43 PM
So your dad did this to you, it's really sad to watch.

Classic denial, deflection, and transference. Aren't you tired of running from the truth? What does your black friend, Shades, think of this?

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:47 PM
Classic denial, deflection, and transference. Aren't you tired of running from the truth? What does your black friend, Shades, think of this?

Dude, when ya tell somebody you think pedos are sick fucks a 100 times and they STILL totally ignore it after awhile ya realize they are one sick fuck with problems. You got some major problems mutherfucker and all I can guess is you were molested as a kid. You were weren't you? It was your dad wasn't it?

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:49 PM
We are done talking about me, now it's time to find out why you're so fucked up.

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:50 PM
Dude, when ya tell somebody you think pedos are sick fucks a 100 times and they STILL totally ignore it after awhile ya realize they are one sick fuck with problems.

Sorry. I just have a hard time believing a pedo.

SpursforSix
02-29-2016, 11:51 PM
We are done talking about me, now it's time to find out why you're so fucked up.

Sounds like a manana thing.

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:52 PM
Sorry. I just have a hard time believing a pedo.

So your dad was never arrested or had to pay for what he did to you?

Avante
02-29-2016, 11:54 PM
Sounds like a manana thing.

Let's start when ya first got home from the hospital, ok? Were you breast fed?

apalisoc_9
03-01-2016, 12:16 AM
Btw, there is a law in the philippines that foreigners who self admit to sleeping with underage girls are to be pursued even if they are on a different country.

Avante will be fine since daddy USA is going protect him but reporting will at least make him an unwanted foreinger.

Going to make formal report to the officials though in hopes no other underage girls are treated the way they are treated.

Avante
03-01-2016, 12:23 AM
Btw, there is a law in the philippines that foreigners who self admit to sleeping with underage girls are to be pursued even if they are on a different country.

Avante will be fine since daddy USA is going protect him but reporting will at least make him an unwanted foreinger.

Going to make formal report to the officials though in hopes no other underage girls are treated the way they are treated.

I was never with underage girls, what you can't read? The only young girls any of us saw where in boats on shit river begging for coins. Once in the bars it was full grown women. And if there were any kids there nobody would have paid them any attention, way too many well developed women. And, your buddies would have...."you sick pedo fuck" if ya were with some kid.

So why just ramble on with a load of bullshit?

apalisoc_9
03-01-2016, 12:25 AM
Just made my formal complaint..now we wait
Hopefully they do look into avantes post

Avante
03-01-2016, 12:32 AM
Just made my formal complaint..now we wait
Hopefully they do look into avantes post

I hope they contact me.

authorities....so some 40 some years ago you were in Olongapo?
Avante...yep.
auth....so ya made it with some working girls?
Avante...that's why they were there.
auth...any of them underage?
Avante...12 was the age off consent, right?
auth...yep.
Anante..nope, no 11 year olds.
auth...well, ok then, sorry to bother you.
Avante...no problem.

Xevious
03-01-2016, 02:54 AM
Must've been hard to adjust... coming back to the states after all that 12 year-old pussy you were getting.

SpursforSix
03-01-2016, 09:39 AM
way too many well developed women.


You already said that "none of them had titties".

Avante
03-01-2016, 11:17 AM
Must've been hard to adjust... coming back to the states after all that 12 year-old pussy you were getting.

Must be pretty hard going thru life a total moron.

Avante
03-01-2016, 11:19 AM
You already said that "none of them had titties".

So how many years did your dad molest you? We need to find out why you're so fucked up.

clambake
03-01-2016, 12:31 PM
child: please sir, help me.
avante: this just ain't your lucky day.

Avante
03-01-2016, 12:38 PM
child: please sir, help me.
avante: this just ain't your lucky day.

dad...bend over.
Clambake...not again dad, please don't.
dad...BEND OVER~~~~

140
03-01-2016, 01:04 PM
So avante pretty much just admitted to having raped kids as young as 12...but to him that's ok since supposedly that was the age of consent. Absolutely disgusting.

Usually I don't get involved in other peoples affairs but I'm leaning towards reporting this sick old pedo freak to the authorities, this is just way too much tbh

Avante
03-01-2016, 01:19 PM
So avante pretty much just admitted to having raped kids as young as 12...but to him that's ok since supposedly that was the age of consent. Absolutely disgusting.

Usually I don't get involved in other peoples affairs but I'm leaning towards reporting this sick old pedo freak to the authorities, this is just way too much tbh

Show me where I ever said anything about being with anyone young? Come on, show me, that is a challenge. But....there is no such thing as rape in a country where the age of consent is a stupid/ridiculous.....12.

And, how did ya miss my...."ya shoot sick ass pedos right in the brain"....well?

you...I'd like to report a rape.
auto....when?
you..in Olongapo in the late 60' early 70's.
auto...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Avante
03-01-2016, 01:25 PM
I do get a kick out of this, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here we have a bunch of faggots who wouldn't have gone to the bars and picked up some pussy, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All these queers in one place, weird.

clambake
03-01-2016, 01:26 PM
"its not me, its you"

clambake
03-01-2016, 01:27 PM
"i love judy's daycare. i always get the pick of the litter"

SpursforSix
03-01-2016, 01:46 PM
"i love judy's daycare. i always get the pick of the litter"

I think it's spelled "Judi".