Can the Suns or Nets catch the Lakers?

[MultiTroll]

In the *race* for getting the top pick in the lotto, currently the Tank shakes down as:

8-52 Philly
11-49 Lakers
15-44 Phoenix
17-43 Nets

The Nets have really put themselves in tough shape going 5-5 in the last 10.
While Phoenix had admirably lost 10 in a row to close on the Lakers, a recent win has kept the gap at 4.5 games. The Lakers have arguably the Most Valuable Tanking Weapon the league has seen in decades and perhaps ever. The All Time Bricks leader has been deadly this year, ranking at the absolute bottom in field goal percentage. If there are big shots needing to be missed, Kirbs is the player to count on. However, can the Lakers rely on Kirby to be in games to miss those big shots? He has been sitting out home games and then attention whoring on the road. Can Kirby find some motivation to lead the Lakers to home losses?

Discuss.

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They were selling your shit.

[DMC]

They were selling your shit.
Yours too until about 4 years ago.

[Thread]

Yours too until about 4 years ago.

Don't be obtuse.

[Thread]

Hey, D, ain't ya doing the (12) anymore?

tee, hee.

[DMC]

Hey, D, ain't ya doing the (12) anymore?

tee, hee.
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:lmao

[DMC]

:lmao

He's not real bright, that one.

[MultiTroll]

Tough game for the Lakers as without Kobme they won against Brooklyn.

However he should show up tonight for the Lakers game at Denver.

[MultiTroll]

Kirby back in the starting lineup and a loss to the Nuggets helps take the sting off of last nights win.

Kirby chose not to play his usual minutes but his mere baggy presence inspires the Lake Show.

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Kirby back in the starting lineup and a loss to the Nuggets helps take the sting off of last nights win.

Kirby chose not to play his usual minutes but his mere baggy presence inspires the Lake Show.

That rent free thingy.

[MultiTroll]

Stale, I appreciate you have limitations like all humans but....

could you work on your creativity?

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Stale, I appreciate you have limitations like all humans but....

could you work on your creativity?

Bend over. I'll fuckin' work on it.

[MultiTroll]

Bend over. I'll fuckin' work on it.
Ok I'm bent over.
With you in position I just broke a long, huge fart.
Catcher.

[Thread]

Ok I'm bent over.
With you in position I just broke a long, huge fart.
Catcher.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

[Trainwreck2100]

In the *race* for getting the top pick in the lotto, currently the Tank shakes down as:

8-52 Philly
11-49 Lakers
15-44 Phoenix
17-43 Nets

The Nets have really put themselves in tough shape going 5-5 in the last 10.
While Phoenix had admirably lost 10 in a row to close on the Lakers, a recent win has kept the gap at 4.5 games. The Lakers have arguably the Most Valuable Tanking Weapon the league has seen in decades and perhaps ever. The All Time Bricks leader has been deadly this year, ranking at the absolute bottom in field goal percentage. If there are big shots needing to be missed, Kirbs is the player to count on. However, can the Lakers rely on Kirby to be in games to miss those big shots? He has been sitting out home games and then attention whoring on the road. Can Kirby find some motivation to lead the Lakers to home losses?

Discuss.

The Nets put themselves in tough shape by trading their pick to Boston

[MultiTroll]

The Nets put themselves in tough shape by trading their pick to Boston
So Boston is pulling for the Nets to out Tank the Kobes.
Tough spot.

[MultiTroll]

Lakers hosting 4 in a row.
Does that mean the almond headed guy plays 2 of the 4?
Attention whores in automatic losses to Golden State and Cleveland.

Will the Lakers miss his bricking against the Hawks and Orlando?

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Lakers hosting 4 in a row.
Does that mean the almond headed guy plays 2 of the 4?
Attention whores in automatic losses to Golden State and Cleveland.

Will the Lakers miss his bricking against the Hawks and Orlando?

That rent free thingy.

[MultiTroll]

That rent free thingy.
Yep. The rents due.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8452384#post8452384)
(tank) It's pussy. It's chickenshit. There's no honor in it.

[RsxPiimp]

worst record doesn't guarantee #1 pick :lol matter of fact, the worst team has won the NBA Draft Lottery only three times in 23 tries :lol

historically, teams with the 3rd and 5th worst records have higher chances of landing the # 1 pick...

[Killakobe81]

worst record doesn't guarantee #1 pick :lol matter of fact, the worst team has won the NBA Draft Lottery only three times in 23 tries :lol

historically, teams with the 3rd and 5th worst records have higher chances of landing the # 1 pick...

yes but it's still a numbers game and I would rather have a 61 or 57% chance over the luck it takes to jump from 7th to 1st ...

[MultiTroll]

Phoenix failed to capitalize on the Lakers 2-2 outburst including the arranged win on "Kirby Sock Day".

[illmatic]

Len and Booker have been ballin' out lately. Not helping with the lottery balls but is helping with confidence.

[MultiTroll]

Len and Booker have been ballin' out lately. Not helping with the lottery balls but is helping with confidence.
Does history show 3rd place lotto balls does just as well as #2?
Maybe the Suns should keep winning and just hope that Bryant keeps playing more then 20 minutes a game.

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Does history show 3rd place lotto balls does just as well as #2?
Maybe the Suns should keep winning and just hope that Bryant keeps playing more then 20 minutes a game.

If he plays more than 3 games the rest of the way, I'm a monkey's ass.

[MultiTroll]

If he plays more than 3 games the rest of the way, I'm a monkey's ass.
He'll no doubt try to suck up to LeBron and show up tonight.

[Killakobe81]

Kobe is done. I doubt he plays more than half the games left on the schedule. He will play tonight the last game at staples and a handful of road and home games.

[140]

If he plays more than 3 games the rest of the way, I'm a monkey's ass.

Christ, hopefully you're right. Not because of him, but, because of you. If he loses the 25 you'll have nary a pot to piss in, nor a window to throw it out of.

I'm not sure I would be able to take seeing you like that.

[buttsR4rebounding]

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Christ, hopefully you're right. Not because of him, but, because of you. If he loses the 25 you'll have nary a pot to piss in, nor a window to throw it out of.

I'm not sure I would be able to take seeing you like that.

I'd be inconsolable. It goes against everything he's stood for to permit himself to lose it now. I cannot imagine him letting it happen.

[MultiTroll]

Kobe is done. I doubt he plays more than half the games left on the schedule. He will play tonight the last game at staples and a handful of road and home games.
So yer sayin he may reach as many as four more games.
You'll be a monkeys uncle.

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If he plays more than 3 games the rest of the way, I'm a monkey's ass.

[Killakobe81]

So yer sayin he may reach as many as four more games.
You'll be a monkeys uncle.

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I wont put an exact number but those clinging to teh fact he is milking this or that are asinine. Of course if he could he would want to go down in a blaze of glory shooting fade-aways over Lebron ...right now he can barely shoot them over Brandon Rush. I am not saying he may not have some magical last 30 point game in him ...but my guess is he will be lucky to break 20 the rest of the way.

He is DONE.
It's sad, it sucks but if he had more left he would have given it by now.

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I wont put an exact number but those clinging to teh fact he is milking this or that are asinine. Of course if he could he would want to go down in a blaze of glory shooting fade-aways over Lebron ...right now he can barely shoot them over Brandon Rush. I am not saying he may not have some magical last 30 point game in him ...but my guess is he will be lucky to break 20 the rest of the way.

He is DONE.
It's sad, it sucks but if he had more left he would have given it by now.

- "He's finished, Colonel. He's all done."

- "Will Teasle" - Jerkwater, USA. - "First Blood"

[Killakobe81]

- "He's finished, Colonel. He's all done."

- "Will Teasle" - Jerkwater, USA. - "First Blood"

Another classic cully. I wish it wasn't so. I think those so eager to turn over the reins to our promising but still young players are in for a rude awakening. Even when he is hot not Clarkson or Russell can demand a double team. Maybe some hedging in pnr but the Lakers have no player right now that can force a team to double so it can open shots for lessor players. We had that in Kobe before the past few years and it's the main reason why we are facing three straight lottery trips. I hope Russ can be that someday but I am not sure not even his daddy can say he knows that. There are players. starters. Stars and superstars. Russ has not even proved he is a star yet. Kobe was a superstar of the highest order. and without at least one it's almost impossible to win a championship.

[MultiTroll]

You two really don't know your Kirby, do you?

Kirbs surprise game last night offset by Fryes trey bombs and LeBrons superiority.
Another half game padded to the Laker lead.

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You two really don't know your Kirby, do you?

Kirbs surprise game last night offset by Fryes trey bombs and LeBrons superiority.
Another half game padded to the Laker lead.

I was just relieved to see him cover the 25.

[MultiTroll]

If he plays more than 3 games the rest of the way, I'm a monkey's ass.
1. Cleveland
2. New York
3. ____?
4. ____?

[MultiTroll]

The Nets lost but Kirbs Bryant comin up big for the Lakers again.
Returning to form with a 5-15 1-4 chucking to help the Knicks win at Staples.

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

1. Cleveland
2. New York
3. ____?
4. ____?

You would think he would play in the last game of the season @ home.

[Killakobe81]

You two really don't know your Kirby, do you?

Kirbs surprise game last night offset by Fryes trey bombs and LeBrons superiority.
Another half game padded to the Laker lead.

No I knew him well ...

"I am not saying he may not have some magical last 30 point game in him ...but my guess is he will be lucky to break 20 the rest of the way ..." - Killa

The last two games proved I know him better than most ...

[MultiTroll]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by MultiTroll (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=8476228#post8476228)
1. Cleveland
2. New York
3. ____?
4. ____?



You would think he would play in the last game of the season @ home.
Oh yes of course, and additionally there's 4 more away games that will be his last time in their stadium. 5 if you count at Clippers.

[MultiTroll]

Wow what was Phoenix thinking? Sure, catching the team with the Most Valuable Tanker in Kobme Bryant was a longshot, but the Suns came from behind tonight to beat the TWolves at the buzzer.

Phx now only a 1/2 game ahead of the Nets (Boston gets pick).

[MultiTroll]

If he plays more than 3 games the rest of the way, I'm a monkey's ass.
Starting tonight vs the Grizzleys. That makes 3. Next game he plays in will be 4. Tommorow night in Phoenix.
http://images.rapgenius.com/82607675145f571a75abb680510bf334.900x600x1.jpg (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiTvbyA6dXLAhUD7GMKHRhhA7kQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Frebrn.com%2Fre%2Fmrw-i-prepared-dinner-but-my-girlfriend-had-a-late-lunch-1276790%2F&bvm=bv.117604692,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNH6sPhm2y7vWBn4N6RUNMDHS4N6fg&ust=1458788351359355)

[MultiTroll]

Wow. Anytime Phoenix even thinks about dropping down to the Lakers level, that veteran role player guy on their team shows why he is the All Time Brick Tanker.
1-11 in a record setting 48 point loss at Utah.
Kirby just gets it done.

[MultiTroll]

If he plays more than 3 games the rest of the way, I'm a monkey's ass.
http://images.rapgenius.com/82607675145f571a75abb680510bf334.900x600x1.jpg (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiTvbyA6dXLAhUD7GMKHRhhA7kQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Frebrn.com%2Fre%2Fmrw-i-prepared-dinner-but-my-girlfriend-had-a-late-lunch-1276790%2F&bvm=bv.117604692,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNH6sPhm2y7vWBn4N6RUNMDHS4N6fg&ust=1458788351359355)

[Killakobe81]

Wow. Anytime Phoenix even thinks about dropping down to the Lakers level, that veteran role player guy on their team shows why he is the All Time Brick Tanker.
1-11 in a record setting 48 point loss at Utah.
Kirby is just done.

FIFY

[MultiTroll]

Phoenix has once again pulled to within 3 games of the Lakers.
Kirbs Bryant announcing he plans to start every game he can should cement at least 3 Laker loses needed to clinch the #2 seed. I mean pick.

Gritty.