safe zone confession thread

[clambake]

anybody here need to come clean?

[clambake]

ok, sometimes people are intimidated and afraid. i'll go first.


i think that trump is the best thing that coulda happened.

[Avante]

I used to sell health (first job once I got out of the navy, studied for my state license while in) insurance, I worked for a magazine that had programs for it's subscibers (target audience anyway). When somebody bought a policy, I'd...

Avante...ok the premium will be 120 a month. This month it's 130, that's to pay for the paper work to get ya started and a % of my commission. Now, being this is a new policy you get a free subsription to the magazine, a gift. So who would you like to send it to since you're already a subscriber?

That was what I was trained to say. Hell no that wasn't a free anything, that 10 bucks bought the magazine for a year.

Yep, guilty.

My region was Bakersfield to Fresno, yep, self employed. I averaged about $800 a week, some days...0....others...500 or so. This was back in the 70's.

[clambake]

I used to sell health (first job once I got out of the navy, studied for my state license while in) insurance, I worked for a magazine that had programs for it's subscibers (target audience anyway). When somebody bought a policy, I'd...

Avante...ok the premium will be 120 a month. This month it's 130, that's to pay for the paper work to get ya started and a % of my commission. Now, being this is a new policy you get a free subsription to the magazine, a gift. So who would you like to send it to since you're already a subscriber?

That was what I was trained to say. Hell no that wasn't a free anything, that 10 bucks bought the magazine for a year.

Yep, guilty.

My region was Bakersfield to Fresno, yep, self employed. I averaged about $800 a week, some days...0....others...500 or so. This was back in the 70's.

yeah, that must have been very troubling.

[Avante]

yeah, that must have been very troubling.

Troubling was fighting the fog and the wear and tear on my vehicles. I'd leave at 7am and not get home until midnight sometimes. Ya had to wait until after dinner to work your appointments. You needed him and her together, you never wasted time with just one. He/she will...."sounds good, let me talk to....................

[Koolaid_Man]

I jerk to the thought of Maalox with a raspy slightly deep voice.for a woman ..commanding me and taking control....fucking me down

[Avante]

I jerk to the thought of Maalox

I get the feeling you jerk to sunshine, rain, wind, birds, bees, dogs, cats, mailman, garbageman, tv...................

[Koolaid_Man]

I get the feeling you jerk to sunshine, rain, wind, birds, bees, dogs, cats, mailman, garbageman, tv...................


I think of doing a double with Maalox and Wendy Davis..gotdam talk about Nirvana :lol

[Avante]

I think of doing a double with Maalox and Wendy Davis

What's your record for going without thinking of sex, cocks, pussy, dicks, etc, let me guess.....23 seconds? Obviously all your dreams star you giving head.

[clambake]

you should put your "its not their fault" confession in here.

[DMC]

I had this female friend on facebook for a few weeks. One day I notice she's posted some pics of her front yard arbitrarily while photographing her dog doing things. I was able to see that the shadow of the dog's penis pointed due north, which meant the sun was in the apex of it's solstice and based on the angle of the dangle I could factor in relative humidity to be on par with a sector above the San Andreas tectonic plate. By comparing the way the saliva dripped from the dogs mouth to the way the faux flowers in the background were bent, I could discern the wind was about 4 knots from the S x SW and that the temperature was in the mid 70's F. There's only one place like this but to narrow down the street took more than the average savant could muster. Luckily i could see her house number and street address on the curb and her user name "Shady Acres Ho" was also a good clue. Turns out through triangulation of several Iridium satellites and discounting van Allen radioactive interference in the Ka band, she was in a retirement center and is looney as a fucking fruit cake. Still, once I told her I knew where she lived her grandson contacted me and threatened to kill me with his bare hands, something about "drowning in your own piss". I figured I'd made my point. I hope she's safe.

[DMC]

Troubling was fighting the fog and the wear and tear on my vehicles. I'd leave at 7am and not get home until midnight sometimes. Ya had to wait until after dinner to work your appointments. You needed him and her together, you never wasted time with just one. He/she will...."sounds good, let me talk to....................
You sold to the Patels.... Jesus fucking Christ. Where'd you learn your trade?

[Thread]

I took an * into my bed.

[z0sa]

I get the feeling you jerk to sunshine, rain, wind, birds, bees, dogs, cats, mailman, garbageman, tv...................

:lol

[z0sa]

I had this female friend on facebook for a few weeks. One day I notice she's posted some pics of her front yard arbitrarily while photographing her dog doing things. I was able to see that the shadow of the dog's penis pointed due north, which meant the sun was in the apex of it's solstice and based on the angle of the dangle I could factor in relative humidity to be on par with a sector above the San Andreas tectonic plate. By comparing the way the saliva dripped from the dogs mouth to the way the faux flowers in the background were bent, I could discern the wind was about 4 knots from the S x SW and that the temperature was in the mid 70's F. There's only one place like this but to narrow down the street took more than the average savant could muster. Luckily i could see her house number and street address on the curb and her user name "Shady Acres Ho" was also a good clue. Turns out through triangulation of several Iridium satellites and discounting van Allen radioactive interference in the Ka band, she was in a retirement center and is looney as a fucking fruit cake. Still, once I told her I knew where she lived her grandson contacted me and threatened to kill me with his bare hands, something about "drowning in your own piss". I figured I'd made my point. I hope she's safe.

Another great one :lol

[Reck]

Avante making Kool his bitch per par.

Kool, dont you think hanging is a viable option for you by now? :lmao

[Avante]

You sold to the Patels.... Jesus fucking Christ. Where'd you learn your trade?

I use lot of my sales tricks here.

The most important aspect of sales.....create the need. As you see I'm the master at doing just that.

[Koolaid_Man]

Avante making Kool his bitch per par.

Kool, dont you think hanging is a viable option for you by now? :lmao


^ #pedosympathizer

[Reck]

^ #pedosympathizer

Sad isn't it? That a supposed pedo owns you in a day to day basis?

Kool-AIDS :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Sad isn't it? That a supposed pedo owns you in a day to day basis?

Kool-AIDS :lmao

^ pedosympathizer = pedo curious

Tbh

[Reck]

^ pedosympathizer = pedo curious

Tbh

Poor kool. Rejected and owned by everyone he comes across. :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Poor kool. Rejected and owned by everyone he comes across. :lol

Did your hominy grits go down bad this morning ?

[DMC]

Did your hominy grits go down bad this morning ?
40 or 50

[Koolaid_Man]

40 or 50

Come again?

[DMC]

Come again?
hominy grits

[benefactor]

^ #pedosympathizer
You have no room.

http://i.imgur.com/Yd5XpQp.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dlsJITD.jpg

[benefactor]

Solid copypasta work by DMC:tu

[Koolaid_Man]

Solid copypasta work by DMC:tu

Not following tbh.. you and DMC are like Ren and Stimpy....how is your daughter by the way..she good ?

:lol

[Reck]

LOL He actually took a dig at your daughter? Freak.

[benefactor]

LOL He actually took a dig at your daughter? Freak.
There's plenty of evidence that suggests that Kool is every bit as creepy as Avante outside of here.

[Koolaid_Man]

There's plenty of evidence that suggests that Kool is every bit as creepy as Avante outside of here.


Nipple clamps...lets do it homie

[DMC]

Solid copypasta work by DMC:tu
I typed that up myself, mostly satire.

[DMC]

ok, sometimes people are intimidated and afraid. i'll go first.


i think that trump is the best thing that coulda happened.

Nice to know

[Spurtacular]

i think that trump is the best thing that coulda happened.

Ron Paul would've been much better. But I guess if you like Trump you like Trump.

[clambake]

ok, sometimes people are intimidated and afraid. i'll go first.


i think that trump is the best thing that coulda happened.

Jesus Christ

Worst call ever. Thank you for the wake up call, dmc

[DAF86]

I dig incest porn. That doesn't mean I want to fuck someone on my family. I don't. I just find incest finction hot for some fucked up reason. It's probably for the prohibit shit, I also dig "infidelity" stories.

[clambake]

I dig incest porn. That doesn't mean I want to fuck someone on my family. I don't. I just find incest finction hot for some fucked up reason. It's probably for the prohibit shit, I also dig "infidelity" stories.

lol well, this is the safe zone

[Spurtacular]

Jesus Christ

Worst call ever. Thank you for the wake up call, dmc

Mohamad.

You needed safe space, then. You need it even more now. :lol

[DAF86]

lol well, this is the safe zone

Meh, I have no problem admitting it. I joke about it with my friends and half of them watch incest porn too. I just find funny people that are so grossed out by it. At the end of the day they are just professionals going at it, like any other porn shoot.

I love gangster movies and I root for the kingpins and all their killings. That doesn't mean I want to become a drug dealer and start taking lives, tbh. :lol

[clambake]

Meh, I have no problem admitting it. I joke about it with my friends and half of them watch incest porn too. I just find funny people that are so grossed out by it. At the end of the day they are just professionals going at it, like any other porn shoot.

I love gangster movies and I root for the kingpins and all their killings. That doesn't mean I want to become a drug dealer and start taking lives, tbh. :lol

C’mon keep going. This is good

[clambake]

Mohamad.

You needed safe space, then. You need it even more now. :lol

Yes tell me more derp

[DAF86]

C’mon keep going. This is good

When I was 2 I touched my grandma while she was sleeping.

[clambake]

lol

[Spurtacular]

Yes tell me more derp

You realized Trump isn't for cuckolds. That's how it goes.

[clambake]

You realized Trump isn't for cuckolds. That's how it goes.

I realized I made a terrible call. I’m glad you agree with that.

[Reck]

Is Koolaid dead confirmed?

[Spurtacular]

I realized I made a terrible call. I’m glad you agree with that.

Did you vote for Trump or Hillary?

[Spurtacular]

Is Koolaid dead confirmed?

Back to wishing death on people?

[Reck]

Back to wishing death on people?

Only the deserving. I recently took you off ignore.

Don’t act a fool.

[Spurtacular]

Only the deserving. I recently took you off ignore.

Don’t act a fool.

:lol

[SpursforSix]

If I'm at a pool party, I'll make sure everyone seems/hears me ask where the bathroom is and get out of the pool and go to it. Just once.
That way they don't think I'm peeing in the water the rest of the day.

[DMC]

ok, sometimes people are intimidated and afraid. i'll go first.


i think that trump is the best thing that coulda happened.

Lol

[clambake]

I’m glad you’re agreeing with me full time now, student

[Spurtacular]

me

Did you vote for Trump or Hillary?

[clambake]

Did you vote for Trump or Hillary?

Neither

I still hate Hillary with a passion

[Spurtacular]

Neither

I still hate Hillary with a passion


ok, sometimes people are intimidated and afraid. i'll go first.


i think that trump is the best thing that coulda happened.

Doesn't sound like you didn't vote for Trump.

[clambake]

I didn’t hide the fact that I wasn’t voting for either, long before the election.

[Spurtacular]

I didn’t hide the fact that I wasn’t voting for either, long before the election.

Any quotes to support that?

[clambake]

Any quotes to support that?

You can check if you want to.

[Spurtacular]

You can check if you want to.

Do you not have any quotes to support it?

[clambake]

Do you not have any quotes to support it?

I don’t bother to do that.

[Spurtacular]

I don’t bother to do that.

The quote is from about eight months before the election.

Did the officer chumpettes shame you into not voting for Trump?

[clambake]

The quote is from about eight months before the election.

Did the officer chumpettes shame you into not voting for Trump?

You still don’t understand why you earned your name.

[clambake]

Think about “offficer chumpettes”

Why do you grind so hard about something that isn’t something?


There is no team chumpettes. He really stuck the needle in you that is now self inflicted. Nobody here is part of a team chump. Just take a moment and think about it.

[Spurtacular]

You still don’t understand why you earned your name.

Don't deflect. Why did you go from excitement for Trump to not voting for him?

[clambake]

Don't deflect. Why did you go from excitement for Trump to not voting for him?

Excitement for trump? You need me to think that I was excited for trump?

Have you ever considered putting this much effort in connecting with a real person, in real life?

[Spurtacular]

Excitement for trump? You need me to think that I was excited for trump?

Have you ever considered putting this much effort in connecting with a real person, in real life?

If "best thing that could've happened to America" is not excitement, then nothing is.

I guess in the final analysis you're just a weak man who needed peer approval though.

[clambake]

People of color receive the same amount from disability as you do, derp.

That’s delicious

[Spurtacular]

People of color receive the same amount from disability as you do, derp.

That’s delicious

You liked Trump for why? This is some possible proof that you may actually be able to think for yourself, even if you almost never do.

[clambake]

Did they get you all cleaned up, derp?

[Spurtacular]

Did they get you all cleaned up, derp?

You can't even take yourself seriously. Sad.

[clambake]

Your Trump says you don’t deserve more disability than a random black person.

Derp has an ouch.

[Spurtacular]

Your Trump says you don’t deserve more disability than a random black person.

Derp has an ouch.

You're doing it! You're really doing it!

Now tell us why you were so excited about Trump.

[clambake]

Just curious, what does a black person (equal to yourself) receive in disability, derp?

[Spurtacular]

Poor dude can't even stand up like a man.

:lolK

[clambake]

Disability derp can’t even stand.

[Spurtacular]

Disability derp can’t even stand.

Your station in life is chump's butt licker. Stealing my insults won't change that.

[clambake]

Derps best friends are in this forum.

[Spurtacular]

Derps best friends are in this forum.

What have you done with your life outside of being Chump's butt licker?

[clambake]

Lol derp, your woman is a wheelchair.

[Spurtacular]

You had your chance. I treated you like a person. But you're too weak of a man for it to matter.

[clambake]

You had your chance. I treated you like a person. But you're too weak of a man for it to matter.

Guy that can’t clean himself calling anyone weak is delicious. Americans are tired of paying for you, derp.

[Spurtacular]

Guy that can’t clean himself calling anyone weak is delicious. Americans are tired of paying for you, derp.

Wicked burn, bro.