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Yonivore
09-26-2005, 02:46 PM
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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN SEPT 25, 2005 16:44:05 ET XXXXX

STREISAND DECLARES 'GLOBAL WARMING EMERGENCY'

THE SUPERSTAR SONGSTRESS SERENADED SAWYER WITH STORM SEASON ASSERTIONS. BUT TO SOME SHE'LL SOUND MORE LIKE A WINDSOCK SINGING LIBERALISM'S GOLDEN OLDIES!

NEW YORK -- This summer's back to back superstorms are proof positive we have entered a new period of "global warming emergency," artist/citizen Barbra Streisand warns.

Streisand is back on the scene to promote her reunion disc with Barry Gibb.

As hellstorm "Rita" churned in the Gulf, Streisand sat down for a promotional interview with ABCNEWS's Diane Sawyer.

"We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense," Streisand urgently declares.

But Sawyer did not remind Streisand that a Category 5 hurricane struck the Bahamas with 160 mph winds -- when the singer was five years old, in 1947!

And when Streisand was 8 years old, a Cat 5 hurricane -- named "Dog" -- packing 185 mph churned-away in the Atlantic.

When she was 9, a Cat 5 storm named "Easy" ripped the seas with 160 mph sustained winds.

Streisand was 13 years old when "Janet" hit Mexico with 150 mph winds.

Streisand was celebrating her sweet sixteen as "Cleo" formed with 140 mph.

At 18, Streisand read news about "Donna" AND "Ethel" -- both storms carried 140 mph winds and formed 9 days apart in 1960!

One year later, when Streisand was 19, it happened again: Two Category 5 storms scared the world: "Carla" and "Hattie!"

"Carla" maxed out at 175 mph winds the year Streisand made her television debut on "The Jack Paar Show."

And who could forget Hurricane "Camille" -- which smashed into the United States with 190 mph, just as "Funny Girl" garners eight Academy Award nominations, including one for Best Picture and one for Barbra as Best Actress.

Up next on the weather warning watch, Streisand says to ABC: "There could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts."

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Duff McCartney
09-26-2005, 02:49 PM
Well it's a good thing she's no scientist....then we'd actually have to write articles on the internet about what she says....oh wait.

ChumpDumper
09-26-2005, 02:53 PM
Yet another story I never would've heard were it not for conservative media and posters.

Bravo.

Spam
09-26-2005, 03:11 PM
Conservatives hate her but sure like to keep her in the news.

Spurminator
09-26-2005, 03:16 PM
Drudge's report and Yoni's post notwithstanding, this IS a Diane Sawyer interview scheduled just in time for a new album release...

ChumpDumper
09-26-2005, 03:18 PM
Again, I hadn't and probably wouldn't have heard of it otherwise.

Still won't watch it -- I'm sure Yoni will have a full report.

Yonivore
09-26-2005, 03:22 PM
Again, I hadn't and probably wouldn't have heard of it otherwise.

Still won't watch it -- I'm sure Yoni will have a full report.
Nope, I don't plan to watch either...

Vashner
09-26-2005, 03:32 PM
I blame the Sun.... you know that giant fusion reactor that glows in the sky..

Ok and little 2 stroke taxi's in india shooting out smoke from burning oil..

xrayzebra
09-26-2005, 03:47 PM
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How in the world can you dispute a woman of her reputation? My goodness, she knows all about everything. Her and Oprah and Tom Cruise. My goodness they just are so up-to-date. I mean they play all these people, so they know.

Dos
09-26-2005, 03:50 PM
if she would just inhale realy hard, we might just get rid of global warming all at once..

samikeyp
09-26-2005, 04:29 PM
oy vey. :p

SpursWoman
09-26-2005, 06:55 PM
if she would just inhale realy hard, we might just get rid of global warming all at once..


:lol

jochhejaam
09-26-2005, 08:30 PM
Wasn't she supposed to move out of the Country after the President defeated Gore?

Duff McCartney
09-26-2005, 09:49 PM
Wasn't she supposed to move out of the Country after the President defeated Gore?


I was fortunate enough to be able to find a picture of Barb from her High School Days.

http://images.myphotoalbum.com/b/br/bri/brit/britt/brittyspics/albums/MovieNightDaves/me_and_my_big_nose.sized.jpg

Okay now, inhale!

So you're saying that Streisand is taking pictures with a digital camera?