Let's Bury the Hatchet

[DMC]

All you salty souls searching for catharsis on the NBA forum, let's bury the proverbial hatchet and be pals. We all are headed in the same direction anyhow; why not share a ride?

We know the future and yet we don't. Allow me to explain:

1. We know the Spurs will be in the playoffs
2. We know the Lakers won't be in the playoffs
3. We know the Warriors are going to be the team to beat to get to the brass ring

We don't know these things:

1. How many games will the Spurs win this season?
2. How many games will the Warriors win this season?
3. Who will either team face in the opening round (we can speculate)


Why do we continue these ad nauseum threads that only revisit topics that have long ago been either debunked or dismissed with the wave of a virtual hand? Let us not tarry here longer, nor feign acceptance for the sake of expediency. Instead, let us share the ride to the playoffs.

I hereby offer vagabond fans a FREE ride on the Spurs wagon. Get on board now, and enjoy the rest of the season instead of living in salt and bromide. You owe it to yourself. You're a part of the family here, so come back into the fold, prodigal children.

-D

[Splits]

Is Tim Duncan a homosexual? Let me make a thread about it.

[Thread]

They were selling your shit.

[DMC]

Is Tim Duncan a homosexual? Let me make a thread about it.
I'm trying to be serious here and you're making a mockery of it. I was hoping you could be the driver for the Spurs bus. We might need a bigger one to accommodate the new arrivals. What say old chap?

[DMC]

They were selling your shit.
It's ok Dale. You can come along. We all know you're a fan anyhow.

Yes they were selling our shit. Now pack your things because you're going on a journey.

[Thread]

It's ok Dale. You can come along. We all know you're a fan anyhow.

Yes they were selling our shit. Now pack your things because you're going on a journey.

Absolutely. Never denied such.

[DMC]

Absolutely. Never denied such.
Good, then we are all set.

Bus will pick you up at your doorstep. We have the lift.

[DeadlyDynasty]

We beat the Dubs and avoided 70 losses, all whilst staying in the running for the top pick.:tu

[Thread]

Good, then we are all set.

Bus will pick you up at your doorstep. We have the lift.

They were selling your shit.

[MultiTroll]

Could we get a picture of Dale wearing his new Kobe socks?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/01/article-0-0C4E7781000005DC-688_636x288.jpg (https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjOsJvg-a7LAhUQwmMKHUOdCBwQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fdebate%2Far ticle-2675847%2FCRAIG-BROWN-Comedy-Its-just-flogging-dead-parrot.html&psig=AFQjCNEPkQkqFlFCyDKAhQE9sha0Vmwtkg&ust=1457452993725309)

[DMC]

They were selling your shit.
We've crossed that bridge already. Spur up Dale, Spur up.

[spurraider21]

We avoided 70 losses
that will make a nice banner

[Koolaid_Man]

All you salty souls searching for catharsis on the NBA forum, let's bury the proverbial hatchet and be pals. We all are headed in the same direction anyhow; why not share a ride?

We know the future and yet we don't. Allow me to explain:

1. We know the Spurs will be in the playoffs
2. We know the Lakers won't be in the playoffs
3. We know the Warriors are going to be the team to beat to get to the brass ring

We don't know these things:

1. How many games will the Spurs win this season?
2. How many games will the Warriors win this season?
3. Who will either team face in the opening round (we can speculate)


Why do we continue these ad nauseum threads that only revisit topics that have long ago been either debunked or dismissed with the wave of a virtual hand? Let us not tarry here longer, nor feign acceptance for the sake of expediency. Instead, let us share the ride to the playoffs.

I hereby offer vagabond fans a FREE ride on the Spurs wagon. Get on board now, and enjoy the rest of the season instead of living in salt and bromide. You owe it to yourself. You're a part of the family here, so come back into the fold, prodigal children.

-D


I accept your offer with great pleasure...just remember I'm like the crack vial in this scene...:lol


https://youtube/Y277y7AVK_E

[Chris]

that will make a nice banner

:lol

[Thread]

:lol

Oh, yeah, a real knee slapper.:rolleyes

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, a real knee slapper.:rolleyes

Picturing the banner with those words in the Staples Center, I almost spilled my orange juice!

[Splits]

Oh, yeah, a real knee slapper.:rolleyes

http://i.imgur.com/YUpQMwD.png

[Chris]

http://i.imgur.com/YUpQMwD.png

http://i64.tinypic.com/2r3846u.jpg

[DMC]

While all this is cute and such, it does not lend itself to mending fences. Let's concentrate on making our new passengers feel welcome. Dale, you can start the introductions by talking about how you plan on cheering for the Spurs, which is your favorite Spur (we are a team-oriented fan base, remember that) and maybe tell us a little something about yourself. After you, we'll go down the list of passengers and I'll be handing out foam fingers.

[DMC]

I accept your offer with great pleasure...just remember I'm like the crack vial in this scene...:lol


https://youtube/Y277y7AVK_E
I'm sorry I almost drove right by you, had you on ignore but you're welcomed aboard.

[whitemamba]

I showed that deal to OP's mom but she opted to ride my dick for free instead.

[DMC]

I showed that deal to OP's mom but she opted to ride my dick for free instead.
You can cheer for Patty Mills.

[SpursforSix]

I'm in.