And I can't even

[RD2191]

get laid..smh. Wtf.
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/jessica-lowndes-jon-lovitz-reveal-125637204.html

I'd understand if it was fucking Clooney or something but this fat goofy bastard?

[SpursforSix]

you should at least aspire to be David Spade

http://www.ranker.com/list/women-who-david-spade-has-dated/celebrityhookups

[Aztecfan03]

get laid..smh. Wtf.
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/jessica-lowndes-jon-lovitz-reveal-125637204.html

I'd understand if it was fucking Clooney or something but this fat goofy bastard?

maybe its a part of some april fools joke that will be revealed on april 1st

[RD2191]

maybe its a part of some april fools joke that will be revealed on april 1st
One can only hope lol

[baseline bum]

get laid..smh. Wtf.
https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/jessica-lowndes-jon-lovitz-reveal-125637204.html

I'd understand if it was fucking Clooney or something but this fat goofy bastard?

He has money. You don't even have a green card.

[~O~]

She has major gold digger face. Of course she would date him. He probably has old money.

[RD2191]

He has money. You don't even have a green card.
You make a good point.

[apalisoc_9]

Arent you in san antonio bro? Getting laid is overtated man..just focus on yourself. Trust me, women will just come...

[SpursforSix]

You make a good point.

Fuck that kind of thinking. You have a mother fucking scooter.

Tell you what...here's what you do to get your groove back...

Go buy yourself a Richard Nixon mask. Put it on and go over to your mom's shed. Bust up in her racoon vag and get to work.
That'll get you on the track again.