Kobe: 6, Jim: 5

[LkrFan]

http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2013/12/Kobe-Bryant-wife-Vanessa-Bryant.jpg

5 on the court; 1 off the court. Advantage: Kobe. :toast

[Thebesteva]

Eh...that bitch is annoying as fuck man. You can tell whose wearing the pants in that relationship

[LkrFan]

Eh...that bitch is annoying as fuck man. You can tell whose wearing the pants in that relationship

Yeah, but she still has his last name. What's Amy new government name? :lol

[Benoit]

lmao flip the 6 and the 5

5'6" = the height of the Mexican midget that took Duncans wife

[Spurtacular]

http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2013/12/Kobe-Bryant-wife-Vanessa-Bryant.jpg

5 on the court; 1 off the court. Advantage: Kobe. :toast

She doesn't look all that great after despite all those plastic surgeries, tbh.

[Sean Cagney]

So great he had to go cheat on her.. Must not be that good.

[Reck]

Thread ended after 1 post. :lol mejico

[Mitch]

https://cdn.slantnews.com/articles/8a53c7d0-2d9d-11e5-8314-95f81cdc5bb7/8a53c7d1-2d9d-11e5-8314-95f81cdc5bb7/media_a587ab00-3173-11e5-8e17-95f81cdc5bb7.gif

[Arcadian]

Pretty sure Tim also has a hot gf.

[Thread]

LF, gettin' his Color Sergeant on this evening.

[Chris]

Duncan:







http://i68.tinypic.com/63u2o8.jpg







Kobe:






http://40.media.tumblr.com/d3e210cfe5f5e404548c14d936cfc5c4/tumblr_o4vw9oed7I1r0jlbgo1_1280.jpg














Advantage: Tim Duncan








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[nowitzkikopf]

Duncan:







http://i68.tinypic.com/63u2o8.jpg







Kobe:






http://40.media.tumblr.com/d3e210cfe5f5e404548c14d936cfc5c4/tumblr_o4vw9oed7I1r0jlbgo1_1280.jpg














Advantage: Tim Duncan








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thread. "i appreciate that kobe knows when to call it quits" lmao @ the lack of iq amongst posters here

[StrengthAndHonor]

She doesn't look all that great after despite all those plastic surgeries, tbh.
Not too bad but I agree, she declined pretty quick.

[Spurtacular]

Not too bad but I agree, she declined pretty quick.

Honestly, she'd be pretty butt without the surgeries.

[100%duncan]

Eh...that bitch is annoying as fuck man. You can tell whose wearing the pants in that relationship

Thread rekt by co-laker fan ouch

[Blake]

http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2013/12/Kobe-Bryant-wife-Vanessa-Bryant.jpg

5 on the court; 1 off the court. Advantage: Kobe. :toast

You'd think she could afford braces.

[Clipper Nation]

http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2013/12/Kobe-Bryant-wife-Vanessa-Bryant.jpg

5 on the court; 1 off the court. Advantage: Kobe. :toast
Why does Kirby have his arm around Karl Malone's girl like that? :downspin:

[Blake]

http://plasticsurgeryfact.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Vanessa-Bryant-Plastic-Surgery-Before-and-After.jpg

If it costs a milly to fix her up, that's one in the loss column.

[daslicer]

She is the size of a cow granted Kobe is probably cheating on her regularly but still it has to suck to deal with this fat cow once you get home. Freedom is a valuable asset Kobe doesn't have since he will always have to deal with her unless he decides to divorce.

[Kawhitstorm]

http://plasticsurgeryfact.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Vanessa-Bryant-Plastic-Surgery-Before-and-After.jpg

If it costs a milly to fix her up, that's one in the loss column.

For a SoCal messican she's like a 6, she might be a 9 in San Antonio.:lol

[Thread]

She is the size of a cow granted Kobe is probably cheating on her regularly but still it has to suck to deal with this fat cow once you get home. Freedom is a valuable asset Kobe doesn't have since he will always have to deal with her unless he decides to divorce.

They're still married though.

The Duncans? No. Big shots taking pictures everywhere together, lovey, dovey, in & out, slap & tickle, bump & grind. All lies. No more big shots.

[baseline bum]

They're still married though.

The Duncans? No. Big shots taking pictures everywhere together, lovey, dovey, in & out, slap & tickle, bump & grind. All lies. No more big shots.

Duncan 5
Tired old shitbag Bryant 5

[daslicer]

They're still married though.

The Duncans? No. Big shots taking pictures everywhere together, lovey, dovey, in & out, slap & tickle, bump & grind. All lies. No more big shots.

This is how I feel most marriages are like granted they are exceptions to the rules.
cPk72ccNRb0

You can say Duncan was cucked but at least he's no longer a slave which Kobe is to Vanessa.

[Thread]

This is how I feel most marriages are like granted they are exceptions to the rules.
cPk72ccNRb0

You can say Duncan was cucked but at least he's no longer a slave which Kobe is to Vanessa.

+ it cost Duncan an NBA Title. That was part of the divorce settlement. No 1st 5th & his children will be ruled by the state till their 18 years old.

[Blake]

+ it cost Duncan an NBA Title. That was part of the divorce settlement. No 1st 5th & his children will be ruled by the state till their 18 years old.

Kobe and his kids will be ruled by Vanessa forever.

[Kawhitstorm]

+ it cost Duncan an NBA Title. That was part of the divorce settlement. No 1st 5th & his children will be ruled by the state till their 18 years old.

Kirby's rape cost him Shaq & 3 seasons of mediocrity. Now he's being forced to be the clown of a traveling circus while taped up like a mummy b/c his bitch wants half the money.:lol

[Thread]

Kirby's rape cost him Shaq & 3 seasons of mediocrity. Now he's being forced to be the clown of a traveling circus while taped up like a mummy b/c his bitch wants half the money.:lol

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

[Thread]

Kobe and his kids will be ruled by Vanessa forever.

But, not by the state. Duncan has to go thru Bexar County for his children. All Kobe has to go thru is a 5x5 Mex.

[ambchang]

+ it cost Duncan an NBA Title. That was part of the divorce settlement. No 1st 5th & his children will be ruled by the state till their 18 years old.

The 1st fifth you weren't around to lodge or the first fifth you had no right to lodge because you weren't champion?

[LkrFan]

lmao flip the 6 and the 5

5'6" = the height of the Mexican midget that took Duncans wife

Verdad! :lmao

[LkrFan]

Pretty sure Tim also has a hot gf.

He's still paying spouse and child support though. That, and he's light $27 milli. Given how bad he is with money, he'll be broke soon. When the $$ is gone, so will his "hot GF" -- real talk.

[LkrFan]

LF, gettin' his Color Sergeant on this evening.

:lmao

[LkrFan]

http://plasticsurgeryfact.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Vanessa-Bryant-Plastic-Surgery-Before-and-After.jpg

If it costs a milly to fix her up, that's one in the loss column.

If it's less than $27 milli, he's still in the black. ;)

[LkrFan]

Kobe 6
Tired old shitbag Jim 5

All 5 of Kobe's rangs resulted from playing a full 82-game schedule. Plus Kobe got him 4 out of 6 times in the playoffs. And he got to keep his family intact. :lol

[Twisted_Dawg]

Eh...that bitch is annoying as fuck man. You can tell whose wearing the pants in that relationship

They are all annoying as fuck.

[Kawhitstorm]

Kobe: 2

Daddy: 1

Daddy: 3 FMVPS

Kirby: 1 FMVP & 1 fake FMVP along w/ a fake regular season MVP

https://dberri.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/nbafinals2010.jpeg
http://nyloncalculus.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/9/2016/03/Career-arcs-of-all-MVPs-stratified.jpg

[Kawhitstorm]

If it's less than $27 milli, he's still in the black. ;)

Money can't fix a bitch w/ a nasty attitude, he's out there making a mockery of himself just so he has enough left in the coffers after he pays her off.

Kirby has a history of lame behavior which includes snitching b/c he is a terrible liar, not being able to seduce women thus having to resort to rape then fapping in the shower, not being able to recruit player to play in sunny SoCal.:depressed

[Kawhitstorm]

He's still paying spouse and child support though. That, and he's light $27 milli. Given how bad he is with money, he'll be broke soon. When the $$ is gone, so will his "hot GF" -- real talk.

You don't have to pay spousal if the bitch cheated (it's the law) & he actually has custody of the kids (he even brings them to the arena).

[baseline bum]

All 5 of Kobe's rangs resulted from playing a full 82-game schedule. Plus Kobe got him 4 out of 6 times in the playoffs. And he got to keep his family intact. :lol

Who the fuck would want to keep Snitch's ugly ass family intact?

[Killakobe81]

For a SoCal messican she's like a 6, she might be a 9 in San Antonio.:lol

Troof bombs!!!
Even in her prime she was never a L.A. "9"
But in her prime she was hotter than Magic or MJ's wife ...

[Kawhitstorm]

Troof bombs!!!
Even in her prime she was never a L.A. "9"
But in her prime she was hotter than Magic or MJ's wife ...

Cookie was "natural" cute when she was in her prime:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/22/article-2283159-1835702D000005DC-43_634x550.jpg

[LkrFan]

Money can't fix a bitch w/ a nasty attitude, he's out there making a mockery of himself just so he has enough left in the coffers after he pays her off.

Kirby has a history of lame behavior which includes snitching b/c he is a terrible liar, not being able to seduce women thus having to resort to rape then fapping in the shower, not being able to recruit player to play in sunny SoCal.:depressed

Jim lied. He pretended like he was a heterosexually married man. Amy wasn't buying it and took his ass (no pun intended) to the bank for at least $1 million. Thanks to CIA Pop, we don't know the details of The Divorce! - I'm sure she got pizzaid! :lol

Kobe, OTOH, told his wife in front of millions of people that he cheated. He told the truth. Jim lied. Kobe's still married. Jim's not. Advantage: Kobe. :toast

[LkrFan]

You don't have to pay spousal if the bitch cheated (it's the law) & he actually has custody of the kids (he even brings them to the arena).

Once he's broke, she'll bouncePERIOD. :downspin:

[LkrFan]

Who the fuck would want to keep Snitch's ugly ass family intact?

I'm sure Jim would've wanted to keep his family intact. Now my cousin is walking around his kids in his drawers (along with seeing Amy's big bush whenever he feels like it). :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe, OTOH, told his wife in front of millions of people that he cheated. He told the truth. Jim lied. Kobe's still married. Jim's not. Advantage: Kobe. :toast
"His" wife, Diego? Pretty sure Karl Malone already decided that Vanessa wasn't Kirby's wife anymore. :downspin:

[DarrinS]

I guess this is what happens when your team is 16-59 and your retiring superstar is ranked 12.

[Blake]

But, not by the state. Duncan has to go thru Bexar County for his children. All Kobe has to go thru is a 5x5 Mex.

I'd rather go thru the state I think.

[Thread]

I'd rather go thru the state I think.

No you wouldn't. And you know it.

[Blake]

If it's less than $27 milli, he's still in the black. ;)

In Colorado, wasn't he in the white?

[Blake]

No you wouldn't. And you know it.

A few years of going through the state or decades of buying new diamonds to satisfy a road lizard wife.

I think it's not as clear cut as you make it to be

[Thread]

A few years of going through the state or decades of buying new diamonds to satisfy a road lizard wife.

I think it's not as clear cut as you make it to be

Have it your way.

[baseline bum]

Have it your way.

They were selling your shit

[lebomb]

For a SoCal messican she's like a 6, she might be a 9 in San Antonio.:lol

Ummmm.......Ive been to Cali numerous times. Ive dated hispanic girls from Cali as well as SA. There is not much difference at all if you are looking for HOT ones, and not bigguns.

[DMC]

Tim made out like a bandit. He had the prenupt, gets to see the kids, dumped an average looking whore after he'd LDN'd her ass for 15 years or so, you know Eric Spoelstra's cousin can skateboard in the pussy now. While Amy was fucking him, Tim was fucking Eric to the tune of 5. I'd take 5 any day over Amy, any day.

Kobe though, he cannot afford to dump his baggage. She's a future "Housewives" star for sure, when she overdoes the Botox injections and gets one too many nose jobs. He dreams about fucking anything else... anything. He's one of the most famous faces in the world in and even his sexual prime he's stuck fucking the maid for the rest of his life or until he retires at which time she'll file for divorce because she'll have to see him too much and so will Karl's kids.

You can bet that multi-cum whore in Colorado cost him tens of millions in future endorsements, interest and basically put him out of the "MJ" conversation. All so he could see another face while fucking Maria Canswallow.

[DMC]

Troof bombs!!!
Even in her prime she was never a L.A. "9"
But in her prime she was hotter than Magic or MJ's wife ...
Even though he's a faggot, at least Cookie could pop out a male. Kobe's nutsack only produces snatches for some reason.

[Thread]

Tim made out like a bandit. He had the prenupt, gets to see the kids

Under the decree of the state of Texas.

[DMC]

Under the decree of the state of Texas.

Cite it.

Common knowledge is that Tim has primary custody.

[Thread]

Cite it.

Common knowledge is that Tim has primary custody.

Under the decree of the state of Texas.

[DMC]

Under the decree of the state of Texas.

You didn't cite because you didn't know. Let us proceed.

[Thread]

You didn't cite because you didn't know. Let us proceed.

Tim Duncan is under the decree of the state of Texas.

[DMC]

Tim Duncan is under the decree of the state of Texas.

He was before his divorce. Has nothing to do with custody.

[TheGreatYacht]

http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2013/12/Kobe-Bryant-wife-Vanessa-Bryant.jpg

5 on the court; 1 off the court. Advantage: Kobe. :toast
Peanut head and hairy ass Guadalupita had some ugly ass little gremlins, though

Advantage Tim.

[LkrFan]

"His" wife, Diego? Pretty sure Karl Malone already decided that Vanessa wasn't Kirby's wife anymore. :downspin:

:lol

[Kawhitstorm]

Ummmm.......Ive been to Cali numerous times. Ive dated hispanic girls from Cali as well as SA. There is not much difference at all if you are looking for HOT ones, and not bigguns.

You don't have too look to find 8s/9s in Cali. I could throw one rock out of my window & hit 4 of them.

[Kawhitstorm]

Amy wasn't buying it and took his ass (no pun intended) to the bank for at least $1 million.

$1 million:lmao (he could make that in a week, that basically what he made to sit out game this season:lol)

[spursistan]

http://www.rantsports.com/clubhouse/files/2013/12/Kobe-Bryant-wife-Vanessa-Bryant.jpg

5 on the court; 1 off the court. Advantage: Kobe. :toast
she is ugly nasty bitch (see her court case on abuse of a housemaid who is also probably from latino background)

[TheGreatYacht]

she is ugly nasty bitch (see her court case on abuse of a housemaid who is also probably from latino background)
She does look nasty without all the cake :lol but so do all Latinas

Snow bunnies better

[LkrFan]

she is ugly nasty bitch (see her court case on abuse of a housemaid who is also probably from latino background)

She looks much better than Amy. She knows how to keep her man on the right side of the fence too. ;)

[Thread]

She looks much better than Amy. She knows how to keep her man on the right side of the fence too. ;)

Don't mince words, LF. Tim Duncan is a homosexualPERIOD

[LkrFan]

Don't mince words, LF. Tim Duncan is a homosexualPERIOD

:rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

Peanut head and hairy ass Guadalupita had some ugly ass little gremlins, though

Advantage Tim.

Jim's kids might not be his. If she'll cheat on him with my third cousin she's capable of forging DNA tests. Amy might be a gold digger...

18 years, 18 years
Amy got two of "Jim's" kids, got him for 18 years
My Messican cousin paying child support for one of his kids
Now Amy car and crib is bigger than his

18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday Jim found out it wasn't his

Get down Jim, go head get down
Get down Jim, go head get down

:lol

[LkrFan]

What a cute family pic:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a7/60/65/a76065444e8e8c9b19cd67930934fc3e.jpg

Couple observations though:

1) Jim kissed his son, but not his daughter. Strange
2) His daughter appears to like it. Must happen a lot.
3) "His" kids look half Messican
4) Where's Amy?

:downspin:

[TheGreatYacht]

What a cute family pic:https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a7/60/65/a76065444e8e8c9b19cd67930934fc3e.jpgCouple observations though:1) Jim kissed his son, but not his daughter. Strange2) His daughter appears to like it. Must happen a lot.3) "His" kids look half Messican 4) Where's Amy?:downspin:

[TheGreatYacht]

http://youtu.be/XSecThAC_3A

1) His kids literally look like him :lol
2) I bet Peanut Head's kids were too little to remember last time he rang
3) Kirby's kids have normal shaped heads, makes you wonder..
4) Vanessa can take 200M from Kirby this quick --> .

[Thread]

http://youtu.be/XSecThAC_3A

1) His kids literally look like him :lol
2) I bet Peanut Head's kids were too little to remember last time he rang
3) Kirby's kids have normal shaped heads, makes you wonder..
4) Vanessa can take 200M from Kirby this quick --> .

Nice of the state of Texas to let him have this day. Good for him.

[LkrFan]

http://youtu.be/XSecThAC_3A

1) His kids literally look like him :lol
2) I bet Peanut Head's kids were too little to remember last time he rang
3) Kirby's kids have normal shaped heads, makes you wonder..
4) Vanessa can take 200M from Kirby this quick --> .

Maria and Juan Carlos "Duncan" :lol