2016 playoffs Bingo

[K...]

Here's the game. I have 39 events that if they occur, will constitute the calling of the number. I will arrange these into cards, and make bingo cards for anyone wants one. Winner gets 5 across, 5 down, or either diagonal.

Here are my cards so far:

1) kawhi 30 pts in one game

2) pop quits with more than 5 m left in a loss

3) LMA gets 30pts and 13 rebounds

4) slo mo, double double

6) opponent backup guard scores over 20pts

7) Danny Green 3 triples in one game

8) Manu 4 or more TO in one game

9) Duncan 16pnts or 13 rebounds

10) Technical on pop or any coach

11) kawhi 3 blocks in one game or 3 steals

12) patty mills plays more 4q minutes than parker in one game

13) Boban 9pts or 2 blocks in one game

14) KAwhi misses 2 free throws in the last 3min of a game

15) Kawhi early trouble (3 in the first or 4 at the half)

16) Bonner scratches

17) Hack a .....

18) Manu hits a game winner

19) Kawhi game winner

20) surrenering 107+ pnts to opponent

21) holding an opponent to under 90 in back to back games

22) under 30% shooting in any half (whole team)

23) Jonathan Simmons scratches

24) D. West 13pts or more

25) Overtime

26) game 7

27) Sweep and series or no more than 2 losses before WCF

28) 20pts loss

29) Any spurs player announces retirement

30) andre Miller closes a game (at least 5 minutes in 4q not a blowout)

31) opponent player scores over 36pts

32) Kevin Martin outscores Manu

33) Patty and Green miss 7 or more triples in a game

34) spurs lose on the home court

35) 2 losses in a series

36) blowout win by over 26pts

37) kawhi or lma fail to score in a half (injuries don't count)

38) Parker 7+ assists

39) slow start 12 pt deficit after 1rst Q


If you have any suggestions for additional events let me know. If you think any event is too remote or too likely i can change them. If you want to play, indicate so in this thread, I'll post a pic or your board in this thread later this week.

[RD2191]

You forgot
Parker bricks 7 shots.
Parker goes hero and loses Spurs a game.
Parker tells reporters why they're leaving a fellow teammate wide open.
Parker fakes an injury.

[resistanze]

You forgot
Parker bricks 7 shots.
Parker goes hero and loses Spurs a game.
Parker tells reporters why they're leaving a fellow teammate wide open.
Parker fakes an injury.

Wow, you're just gonna ride that shtick into oblivion huh...

[siraulo23]

You forgot
Parker bricks 7 shots.
Parker goes hero and loses Spurs a game.
Parker tells reporters why they're leaving a fellow teammate wide open.
Parker fakes an injury.

:lol

[itsamanuthree]

You forgot
Parker bricks 7 shots.
Parker goes hero and loses Spurs a game.
Parker tells reporters why they're leaving a fellow teammate wide open.
Parker fakes an injury.

:lol

[MVPCues]

Count me in. Sounds fun.

[itsamanuthree]

Parker ignores wide open [insert player].

[rasuo214]

Parker or Manu splitting FTs? Or is that too easy?

[Dex]

This actually sounds like a pretty fun new idea.

I'll play.

[jdelar03]

Duncan goes for 17pts 10rebs and maybe duncan logs 30+ minutes.
Is this for playoff series,entire playoffs, individual games or ? And count me in i'll play

[CapitalEmm]

:stirpot:

http://i.imgur.com/SzWMo56.png

[K...]

:stirpot:

http://i.imgur.com/SzWMo56.png

This is much more proffesional than i was going to do. Do you want to generate an unknowable number of cards? OR send me the template.

[daslicer]

I'm down this looks like it could be fun.

[look_at_g_shred]

I'm down

[CapitalEmm]

This is much more proffesional than i was going to do. Do you want to generate an unknowable number of cards? OR send me the template.

I actually just put this together real quick as a joke using bingobaker.com, but I think it'll even randomize cards if you want it to.

[DMC]

It's like to see "David West 3 second violation" and "Aldridge Travel" on there as well as "Patty fouls before half court".

[K...]

http://i.imgur.com/fQDa4tt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/me20z1B.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XQCJVUv.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/StWFJD6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/CRaUPhf.jpg

[sexinthatsx]

Count me in!

[ElNono]

"Pop is moving Manu to the starting lineup" is one of the usual go-to moves when Pop gets desperate, tbh... hopefully we don't need to see it these playoffs...

[itzsoweezee]

I'd like to play

[Spurtacular]

I'll take a card.

[tp2021]

Hand down, man down. I'm down!

[SAGirl]

Suggestions:

Kyle Anderson starts a game
Kmart worst +/- in a loss. (too likely to happen?)
D west 0 rebound game
Danny 0 FG game that he plays at least 20 mins.
Timmy benched bc matchups.:depressed
Patty chucks at least 10 shots at 20% shooting or less.
Starting backcourt 6 TO + less than 10 pts combined.
DAnny 20 pt game.
Manu 20 pt game.
Patty 20 pt game.
Simmons Cojo like moment garbage time come back dunk.
Anderson 5 assists/5 rb game

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I want to play. It will be funny.
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I had to laugh at Tony Tissot :lol that one is too likely to pass.

[siraulo23]

I want a card please :)

[pookenstein]

Cool idea! I'll play.

[smaka]

I wanna play as well!

[BillMc]

Cool! I'll play. A card please. :bobo

That said, maybe they should be all positive points? I'd hate to have to root for Patty to miss 7 3's in a game for example...

I'll play either way but its just a suggestion.

[SpursforSix]

I'm in.

[Spurtacular]

Suggestions:

Kevin Martin plays 17 minutes.
Simmons alley oop dunk in the first half.
Aldridge or West shoots a three not in the last six seconds of the shot clock or to beat the quarter buzzer.
Danny Green makes three from four feet or more behind the line.
Manu dunks in a half court offense set.
Tony teardrop shot from 7-13 feet.
Manu spear shot from 12-17 feet.
Tim Duncan makes a classic bank shot from wide angle.
Boban or Simmons posterizes someone.
Coyote rides on skates or dances with Silver Dancers.
TD or Diaw "show off their height" (Block without jumping)
Diaw makes a fade away from 20 or more feet away.
TD completes a full court pass.
TD turns the ball over a full court pass.

[K...]

"Pop is moving Manu to the starting lineup" is one of the usual go-to moves when Pop gets desperate, tbh... hopefully we don't need to see it these playoffs...

I'll add "change to starting backcourt" Diaw, West, Duncan are too likely to all start. But anyone other than Green and Parker starting will be something major.

[K...]

Suggestions:

Kyle Anderson starts a game
Kmart worst +/- in a loss. (too likely to happen?) Maybe if we set a level like over -15
D west 0 rebound game
Danny 0 FG game that he plays at least 20 mins. - What about Danny getting 2 layups in one game not on a fast break....too unlikely?
Timmy benched bc matchups.:depressed
Patty chucks at least 10 shots at 20% shooting or less.
Starting backcourt 6 TO + less than 10 pts combined.
DAnny 20 pt game. -lol too unlikely
Manu 20 pt game. I like this one.
Patty 20 pt game.
Simmons Cojo like moment garbage time come back dunk.
Anderson 5 assists/5 rb game - i already have 2x 2x points and rebounds. i'll add 5 assists as a card

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I want to play. It will be funny.
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I had to laugh at Tony Tissot :lol that one is too likely to pass.

[K...]

Cool! I'll play. A card please. :bobo

That said, maybe they should be all positive points? I'd hate to have to root for Patty to miss 7 3's in a game for example...

I'll play either way but its just a suggestion.

some of these are designed to make poor play more enjoyable. So spurs might lose a game, but spurtalk bingo player would be closer to winning.

If it were just positive we wouldn't have the diversity needed to make the game interesting.

[K...]

Kevin Martin plays 17 minutes.
Simmons alley oop dunk in the first half.
Aldridge or West shoots a three not in the last six seconds of the shot clock or to beat the quarter buzzer.

I will add :West, Diaw, or Duncan....3pts in any game combined. or really Diaw 3 3 pts.

Danny Green makes three from four feet or more behind the line.
Manu dunks in a half court offense set.
Tony teardrop shot from 7-13 feet.
Manu spear shot from 12-17 feet.
Tim Duncan makes a classic bank shot from wide angle.
Boban or Simmons posterizes someone.
Coyote rides on skates or dances with Silver Dancers.
TD or Diaw "show off their height" (Block without jumping)
Diaw makes a fade away from 20 or more feet away.
TD completes a full court pass.
TD turns the ball over a full court pass.

Other ideas....

Parker - has 2 shots blocked in the same quarter

[K...]

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[RD2191]

MVParker!

[K...]

http://i.imgur.com/mibW48F.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/DrUv6H6.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/j5B9m6G.jpg

[K...]

http://i.imgur.com/2kGT9nD.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LncWuRR.jpg

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[snickles]

hahaha thats a great idea! i'd like to join in!

[NameLess Scrub]

Count me in.

Suggestions:
Parker dribble-dribbles beyond 15 seconds of the shot clock.
Kawhi posts up from Kobe range and makes the shot.

Am I doing the schticks right?

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Serious suggestions:

- Manu scores 15+ pts in 10- minutes.
- LaMarcus misses point blank layup
- Green airballs a floater
- Kawhi dunk and-one

[SAGirl]

Thank you K.
I like the personal touch in my card. You know the one!!! :clap :cheer
:flag:

[K...]

http://i.imgur.com/6bWrySi.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Fgg8qoY.jpg

[TrainOfThought5]

I definitely want one! Random is fine.

[K...]

http://i.imgur.com/Evq4CQy.jpg

[K...]

Any more takers?

If you want to make your own cards I can walk you through that. The website print bingo is free, gives you PDF, which you can transfer to jpg by a free web service, then I use Ms paint.

I can post the text of each tile which can then be edited and then inputed to the site.

Of course I have a few more cards ready for any takers as is.

[Mister Sinister]

I'm in, this sounds fantastic.

[SASdynasty!]

You forgot
Parker bricks 7 shots.
Parker goes hero and loses Spurs a game.
Parker tells reporters why they're leaving a fellow teammate wide open.
Parker fakes an injury.
Parker sweeps Memphis in the WCF.
Parker dribble dribble game clincher in Finals.
Parker shows up in only elimination game of 2014.
Parker 6-0 in last 3 years when leading Spurs in scoring in playoff series.
Parker only All-Star, All-NBA player, leads team in scoring & assists throughout RS & playoffs to win last championship.

[LongtimeSpursFan]

Kawhi smiles

[K...]

Parker sweeps Memphis in the WCF.
Parker dribble dribble game clincher in Finals.
Parker shows up in only elimination game of 2014.
Parker 6-0 in last 3 years when leading Spurs in scoring in playoff series.
Parker only All-Star, All-NBA player, leads team in scoring & assists throughout RS & playoffs to win last championship.

I'll make you an all parker card.

[NikosChelsea7]

This is a great idea! Can I have a card too?

[K...]

http://i.imgur.com/GyNPN1Z.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/vltJGWa.jpg

[NikosChelsea7]

:bobo

[SASdynasty!]

I'll make you an all parker card.
:toast

[Spur|n|Austin]

Card please!

Thanks :bobo

[K...]

OK 3 steals for Leonard we have some action!!

[mclinejr]

I'd like a card!

[SpursforSix]

OK 3 steals for Leonard we have some action!!

I think Parker got blocked 2 time in 1st quarter as well.

[SpursforSix]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QGfS5X1.jpg

Lol at my middle square. Just saw that.

[K...]

5m or more of garbage time -x
Jonathan Simmons scratches -x
Kawhi 3 blocks or 3 steals -x
Win by 26 pnts -x
Kmart > Manu in pts -x

Close: Duncan short by 2 rebounds. Griz get 13 and 14 pt quarters. 12 is the trigger. Boban-3 pts short

[SAGirl]

Hmm I got 3 pieces! Thanks.

[snickles]

i have a question about my card....i have "bonner scratches". what exactly does that mean?

i also have "spurs bigs shoot 3 3PTRS". is that just shoot them, or make 3?

[K...]

i have a question about my card....i have "bonner scratches". what exactly does that mean?

i also have "spurs bigs shoot 3 3PTRS". is that just shoot them, or make 3?

Ok first one,, scratch means any stat, rebound, shot made, assist, block, etc.


Second, Yes Duncan,lma, Boris, must make the 3 not just attempt it.

[NameLess Scrub]

Wait.. I wanted in. Was I supposed to get a card?

[K...]

Wait.. I wanted in. Was I supposed to get a card?

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[NameLess Scrub]

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Thanks

[GreenApple]

Any more takers?

If you want to make your own cards I can walk you through that. The website print bingo is free, gives you PDF, which you can transfer to jpg by a free web service, then I use Ms paint.

I can post the text of each tile which can then be edited and then inputed to the site.

Of course I have a few more cards ready for any takers as is.

I want one please, if the offer still stands.

[NameLess Scrub]

Btw, are you guys printing it?

I saved the image, but then made the board in excel so I can check (change format) the cells that apply.

[NameLess Scrub]

Hold opp. under 12 for a qtr - x
Andre Miller closes a game - x
Hold opp. under 90 for 2 strght games - x

[tp2021]

Is everyone filling out their card?

I'm at work checking box scores. I'm glad DG and Patty are hitting their 3s, but one of my squares is "Mills and Green Miss over 7 3pt shots" and they've missed exactly 7 twice already. Fuck me, right? :lol

Edit: If Boban scores 9 points or gets 2 blocks, I get a bingo :hat

[K...]

Sadly bobans best chance was game one.

Duncan also failed to score in game two for those who have the skunker.
And of course kawhi 30pts

Fwiw if enough people want, we can start over in round two with some new cards.

Westbrook takes the last four shots for okc
Ibaka shoots perfectly for a half
Kanter scores over 20
For example.

[Spurtacular]

http://i.imgur.com/i8gOJ98.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ENbpQV0.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Hf5IuDb.jpg

Been traveling too much to track this; someone can do my card if they want.

[tp2021]

http://i.imgur.com/j5B9m6G.jpg

5 minutes or more of garbage time: The Spurs were up by 30 going into the 4th quarter of game 1 versus the grizzlies, and up 39 going into the 4th quarter of game 1 versus the Thunder.
Boban 9pts or 2 blocks: He got 2 blocks vs. the Thunder in game 1!
Jsimms scratches: 3 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist, 1 steal in Game 1 vs. the grizzlies.
Win by 26 points: Both game 1s (both 32), and game 2 (26) versus the Griz.

Plus the free space! Do I get a Spur by my name?? :downspin:

[snickles]

5 minutes or more of garbage time: The Spurs were up by 30 going into the 4th quarter of game 1 versus the grizzlies, and up 39 going into the 4th quarter of game 1 versus the Thunder.
Boban 9pts or 2 blocks: He got 2 blocks vs. the Thunder in game 1!
Jsimms scratches: 3 points, 1 rebound, 1 assist, 1 steal in Game 1 vs. the grizzlies.
Win by 26 points: Both game 1s (both 32), and game 2 (26) versus the Griz.

Plus the free space! Do I get a Spur by my name?? :downspin:



nice congrats!

i was really close in 2 different directions, but both of them were really negative events that i just don't see happening this year!

also, i don't think i ever thanked the OP for making these cards. thanks OP!

[K...]

No, I don't think anyone gets anything

[K...]

I really think this idea could be replicated pretty easily. Step one is a text file with your conditions,, step two is printing the cards,, getting the files uploaded. I wish there were a way to mark off the cards in real time but I can't think of anyway.

[NameLess Scrub]

I have to check it up.

I thought of a new one though:

-Danny commits his favorite TO; stepping on the corner's line.