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Big Empty
04-12-2016, 09:39 PM
Just had golfball size hail nail my house & truck. If u have hail damage and go through ur insurance, does it count against it like an accident?

SpursforSix
04-12-2016, 09:46 PM
Just had golfball size hail nail my house & truck. If u have hail damage and go through ur insurance, does it count against it like an accident?

No...you don't generally get screwed on a hail damage claim. I'm talking about the house. Not sure on the car. Think you're ok.

Big Empty
04-12-2016, 09:47 PM
Good my truck is dinged up pretty bad

SpursforSix
04-12-2016, 09:48 PM
Good my truck is dinged up pretty bad

I just had a friend in Fort Worth that had so much hail damage, they totaled the car out. Which sucked for him.

pgardn
04-12-2016, 09:48 PM
Same.

Roof was old. So...

Our lawn was covered from pea to golf ball size.
My truck is so beat up no prob. My wife's nice truck protected in the garage.

Its been a while. Looks like mostly the NW side.

pgardn
04-12-2016, 09:50 PM
Shit.

Neighbors dining room window gone. Just noticed.

SpursforSix
04-12-2016, 09:52 PM
Shit.

Neighbors dining room window gone. Just noticed.

You should go in and poop on their floor tonight as a joke.

Chris
04-12-2016, 09:53 PM
Hope you got full coverage. Liability doesn't cover hail damage

pgardn
04-12-2016, 09:54 PM
You should go in and poop on their floor tonight as a joke.

Poop mix with shards of glass... a bit overboard.

May I just fart? Is this not equally effective?

pgardn
04-12-2016, 09:55 PM
Hope you got full coverage. Liability doesn't cover hail damage

This wii be the 3rd new roof. But it's been a while.

DJR210
04-12-2016, 10:04 PM
My roof's less than a year old.. It just took a beating

SpursforSix
04-12-2016, 10:08 PM
Poop mix with shards of glass... a bit overboard.

May I just fart? Is this not equally effective?

No...they probably wouldn't smell the fart when they were in the room tomorrow. The poop is like...hey is that poop? Then they'd spend some time trying to convince themselves that some animal did it. But knowing in their hearts that it was human stool. In a couple of years, at a BBQ, you could bring up the storm. They would mention the poop. And you would nonchalantly say, "oh...that was mine." And then all have a laugh at it.

NASpurs
04-12-2016, 10:18 PM
Fucking carnage outside, some broken car windows and I have a neighbor with like four broken windows to their house

pgardn
04-12-2016, 10:28 PM
My yard looks like an ice ball salad with all the tree leaves down.
Hail covering the yard.

pgardn
04-12-2016, 10:30 PM
No...they probably wouldn't smell the fart when they were in the room tomorrow. The poop is like...hey is that poop? Then they'd spend some time trying to convince themselves that some animal did it. But knowing in their hearts that it was human stool. In a couple of years, at a BBQ, you could bring up the storm. They would mention the poop. And you would nonchalantly say, "oh...that was mine." And then all have a laugh at it.

Perhaps I could just fart in the rom in front of them and then just haul ass?

SpursforSix
04-12-2016, 10:34 PM
Perhaps I could just fart in the rom in front of them and then just haul ass?

I guess. But I'd go for the long play on this one. Seeing them everyday and feeling the anticipation of wanting to tell them. The delayed satisfaction would be sublime. Plus...what if you tried your fart idea and shit your pants. They'd be like...what the fuck.

Blake
04-12-2016, 10:38 PM
I got some golf balls in the yard

pgardn
04-12-2016, 10:39 PM
I guess. But I'd go for the long play on this one. Seeing them everyday and feeling the anticipation of wanting to tell them. The delayed satisfaction would be sublime. Plus...what if you tried your fart idea and shit your pants. They'd be like...what the fuck.

I could claim to be scared shitless?

Soiling their house in front of them mixed with shards of glass... That's some weird stuff.
But I get your anticipation angle. I would probably pee in my own house just thinking about it though.

SpursforSix
04-12-2016, 10:48 PM
I could claim to be scared shitless?

Soiling their house in front of them mixed with shards of glass... That's some weird stuff.
But I get your anticipation angle. I would probably pee in my own house just thinking about it though.

Yeah...I wasn't necessarily saying to poop on the broken glass. But it's a interesting spin on the caper. It'd be funny if they didn't notice it and left it for the window crew. They'd be like...what the fuck.

Robz4000
04-12-2016, 11:06 PM
My shit got fucked up.

DMC
04-13-2016, 12:17 AM
Wasn't hail. Was frozen semen from the semen cloud over SA when they beat OKC tonight.

lebomb
04-13-2016, 06:07 AM
My ride was in the garage. My wifes SUV took an ass whoopin, and my son has 4 giant holes in his cars back window. Looks like bullet holes the size of baseballs. All of my neighbors cars are fucked too.....windows knocked out. My sister inlaw lost a few windows at her house. Man, I have several claims to make, house included. Guess I will get a new roof as well. Damn.

Xevious
04-13-2016, 07:05 AM
Looks like it missed my area completely. My inlaws near Judson posted pictures of near baseball sized hail. Their house and vehicles took a pounding.

DarrinS
04-13-2016, 07:29 AM
Both cars dented up pretty bad. Wife's windshield cracked.

z0sa
04-13-2016, 07:34 AM
Tons of rain and thunder, very little hail here (north central)

CosmicCowboy
04-13-2016, 08:10 AM
Both my wife's cars were in the garage but it fucked my truck up good. Hood, roof trim, front quarter panels, doors, and windshield.

Trill Clinton
04-13-2016, 08:11 AM
My ride was in the garage. My wifes SUV took an ass whoopin, and my son has 4 giant holes in his cars back window. Looks like bullet holes the size of baseballs. All of my neighbors cars are fucked too.....windows knocked out. My sister inlaw lost a few windows at her house. Man, I have several claims to make, house included. Guess I will get a new roof as well. Damn.

how old is your son? you don't look older than 32

lebomb
04-13-2016, 08:23 AM
how old is your son? you don't look older than 32

He is 19. I had him when I was 13. :lol

Trill Clinton
04-13-2016, 08:25 AM
He is 19. I had him when I was 13. :lol

:lol:lmao

aye you look good man, no homo. if your son is driving age then you got some good genes. like they say, black don't crack:claw

lebomb
04-13-2016, 08:27 AM
:lol:lmao

aye you look good man, no homo. if your son is driving age then you got some good genes. like they say, black don't crack:claw

Thats what my wife says...............

pgardn
04-13-2016, 08:38 AM
War zone.

Trees defoliated like Nam.
Oh the humanity...

Take a number on insurance claims.

pgardn
04-13-2016, 08:40 AM
My coast kayak truck looks the part. Dents go well with a 2 X 8 wood tailgate.

pgardn
04-13-2016, 08:54 AM
http://i66.tinypic.com/6p5d00.jpg

The history of a hailstone.
For Avante, this arose spontaneously from nothing.

RGMCSE
04-13-2016, 09:50 AM
I got some golf balls in the yard

Your ex has some black balls inside...

140
04-13-2016, 11:31 AM
Your ex has some black balls inside...

:lol

DarrinS
04-13-2016, 02:33 PM
Also, two broken windows on one side of my house.

SpursforSix
04-13-2016, 02:38 PM
Also, two broken windows on one side of my house.

If it smells like farts in your house, I think I know who did it.

DJR210
04-13-2016, 04:02 PM
Damnit.. upon further inspection.. Found a cracked window..

pgardn
04-13-2016, 06:32 PM
Also, two broken windows on one side of my house.


Then your roof is toast. Add that to the list.