</////////> My dog Is constipated !

[mouse]

Anyone know how I can get my dog to take a crap? We had hot wings the other night and I gave the dog all the bones, Now when she goes to take a crap she just squats down and makes this face like she has to listeni to the ticket morning sports show, How long can a dog go w/o taking a crap? and do you know what I can give her to help speed up that process? It just takes a carne Guisada taco from blanco cafe for me, Should I give my dog a laxitive?

thanks,

[mouse]

I had no idea people still use matches, will a bic lighter work just as well? Should I do this outside? I live in an apartment,

[Shelly]

You're not supposed to give dogs chicken bones!

[Useruser666]

You shouldn't feed dogs chicken bones! Only cats can eat bird bones. The bones splinter and get lodged in any of a number of places inside the dog.

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"I poop on you!"

[CosmicCowboy]

uhhh...Mouse...you NEVER give a dog chicken bones. Unlike beef bones they break into sharp splinters when the dog chews them...

I hope this is just a typical Mouse made up smack post and not for real...

[Useruser666]

Did your dog eat your stash again mouse? :lol

[mouse]

WTF!! I see dogs eating crap from the dumpster all the time, I never see them seperate the chicken from the beef, And my dog is from the southside, This is not one of those dogs you see in some ladys purse in Alamo hieghts, This dog was born 5 miles off Military dr , I thought those dogs could eat anything.

If Chciken bones are bad, then what about my bar stools they are half gone already,

[mouse]

You're not supposed to give dogs chicken bones!

I can see you never made hot wings and tried to eat them with your dog watching your every bite , then the dog starts crying worst than T Park begging Kori to not ban his ass,

[SWC Bonfire]

You should not give chicken bones to dogs who aren't used to eating them.

But if you have a large dog, they inhale the bastards. Dogs can handle eating bones; do you think that bone fragments and marrow from a steak bone or even a rabbit aren't sharp?:lol

[Deadbeat Dad]

Ok so I will ace the chicken bones from now on, But I still have a dog that is full of shit, what can I do?

Ps: the fire did not work, now the dog is scared and the apartment smells like burnt fur,

[Aunt Jemima]

give dat dog some maple surup dat will fix her some tin good fo sho

[mugatu]

Maybe your dog has strees due to the lifestyle you took her from.

[Mr Hanky]

Make sure you watch what you give your dog to eat, It all ends up here in the sewer where I have to live,

[Jame Gumb]

try rubbing some loton on , and inside the anal cavity.

[Debbie Downer]

maybe your dog will die. have you thought about that? I think about it all the time,
maybe at the next gtg we can talk about dead dogs we used to know.

[1Parker1]

Feed it some "Chile Mac!" :lol

[EmerilLagasse]

Kick up the dog food up a notch with this http://images.1800petmeds.com/images/products/large/1291_160.jpg and "BAM!" and she'll drop it like it's hot..drop it like it's hot.

[Useruser666]

You should not give chicken bones to dogs who aren't used to eating them.

But if you have a large dog, they inhale the bastards. Dogs can handle eating bones; do you think that bone fragments and marrow from a steak bone or even a rabbit aren't sharp?:lol

Here's the thing....

Chicken bones can splinter into long SHARP shards that can get stuck in the dogs throat, stomach, large and small intestines, or even the rectum.


When Good Dogs <Br>Eat Bad Things

by Karen Klemens

Jake's story is horrible but all too common. His owner thought he was just giving his Rottweiler a bone -- a chicken bone. The owner knew it wasn't the best thing to give Jake but didn't know why, and he certainly didn't think he was killing Jake. That's what happened, though. Over the next few days, Jake died a slow, painful death. The splintered chicken bones punctured the dog's gastrointestinal tract, causing deadly toxins to be released into his stomach. Jake became disoriented -- he wouldn't respond to his owner and he'd look around aimlessly. He also would regularly sit and, only using his front paws, spin around in one place. A short time later Jake succumbed.

This issue of The Healthy Dog includes a brief rundown of common and not-so-common household foods and products that if given to your dog can be deadly. And just in case you think turkey bones are safe, owner beware: turkey bones, like chicken bones, can be just as deadly if given to man's best friend.


It may seem like the best treat of all, but it can be deadly. All chocolate, with its caffeine and related chemical called theobromine, can raise your dog's heart rate to beat abnormally. It can cause seizures that will eventually lead to a coma. Baking or dark chocolate is the deadliest -- about nine times more toxic than milk chocolate. A chocolate-poisoned pooch will vomit, urinate more than usual, have diarrhea, and show hyperactivity.


Chicken bones are a real find for a dog but cooked bones splinter easily and can cause damage in the GI tract. Dogs that aren't accustomed to eating bones sometimes swallow a bone virtually whole, especially if they suspect you might take it away, and large pieces of bone can become lodged and cause an obstruction. This can sometimes require risky and expensive surgery. So, despite the fact that dogs appear to gain tremendous enjoyment from scavenging their way through the neighborhood, it is a dicey pastime for them.


Chicken and turkey bones are a potential hazard for your pooch. These small bones can splinter and puncture the stomach or intestines, or cause choking.

[SpursWoman]

Give it a triple expresso and a bran muffin. Then run for cover. :)

[Shelly]

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[CosmicCowboy]

It may seem like the best treat of all, but it can be deadly. All chocolate, with its caffeine and related chemical called theobromine, can raise your dog's heart rate to beat abnormally. It can cause seizures that will eventually lead to a coma. Baking or dark chocolate is the deadliest -- about nine times more toxic than milk chocolate. A chocolate-poisoned pooch will vomit, urinate more than usual, have diarrhea, and show hyperactivity.

There ya go Mouse...give that gangsta dog some chocolate...

[midgetonadonkey]

It's like getting ketchup from a new bottle. Use a knife and get a little bit out and then turn him over, hit him on top of the head until it just pours out.

[batman2883]

It's like getting ketchup from a new bottle. Use a knife and get a little bit out and then turn him over, hit him on top of the head until it just pours out.
no no no you go it all wrong when ever your trying to get ketchup out of a glass hienz bottle, you have to hit the h at the beggining of heinz, there is an airbubble there and the ketchup will come out really easy trust me its an ancient trucker secret

[CosmicCowboy]

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1) Remove vacuum attachment

2) Lubricate tube

3) Insert into dog

4) Turn on vacuum

[mouse]

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1) Remove vacuum attachment

2) Lubricate tube

3) Insert into dog

4) Turn on vacuum

^ :lmao

[Victor Newman]

It's like getting ketchup from a new bottle. Use a knife and get a little bit out and then turn him over, hit him on top of the head until it just pours out.


:lol

[cheguevara]

U gonna have to put on a glove and use a lot of lubricant. Hey, he might enjoy it

[Suns Fan]

Feed it some "Chile Mac!" :lol


^ :lmao

[Larry Dallas]

Give it a triple expresso and a bran muffin. Then run for cover. :)


^ :lmao

[Al Sharpton]

no no no you go it all wrong when ever your trying to get ketchup out of a glass hienz bottle, you have to hit the h at the beggining of heinz, there is an airbubble there and the ketchup will come out really easy trust me its an ancient trucker secret


:lol

[Useruser666]

Just do what they say to do for a snake bite.

[What is love?]

Here's the thing....

Chicken bones can splinter into long SHARP shards that can get stuck in the dogs throat, stomach, large and small intestines, or even the rectum.

mouse listen to this man,

[Aunt Ester]

Just do what they say to do for a snake bite.


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:lol

[tlongII]

Have you tried squeezing it?

[gollum]

WTF!! I see dogs eating crap from the dumpster all the time, I never see them seperate the chicken from the beef,


:lol

[j-6]

Give her a spoonful of Metamucil, and a bunch of water, and then let her run around outside until she drops a load. Make sure she has water available to drink while she's out playing.

[mouse]

Have you tried squeezing it?


I have sqeezed it, rubbed it , and smacked it down, but this is not about my masturabation habbits this is about my dog, :smokin

[Kori Ellis]

I know that it's good advice about the chicken bones. But according to every vet I've ever asked, it's really the bones of chicken legs that cause most of the problems with choking on the shards, etc. Chicken wings are a different compostion and normally fine for bigger dogs; they nearly eat them in one bite.

As for the constipation problem, I'd imagine you could give it a low dosage of metamucil like j-6 said and it'd probably work.

[Vashner]

Take it to the vet... They may need to xray to see if something is blocking in there..

[mouse]

Do I look like Jim50? Hell I was trying to sell stuff I found in the dumpster to pay for food, and my NBA Fantasy team, I can't get a loan from Jim50, Thanks to Duff my dog might die :depressed

[Useruser666]

I know that it's good advice about the chicken bones. But according to every vet I've ever asked, it's really the bones of chicken legs that cause most of the problems with choking on the shards, etc. Chicken wings are a different compostion and normally fine for bigger dogs; they nearly eat them in one bite.

As for the constipation problem, I'd imagine you could give it a low dosage of metamucil like j-6 said and it'd probably work.

Your right. It's also better to feed the dogs bones from young chickens or ones that haven't been cooked first. But the larger bones in the wings are somewhat similar to the legs.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

WTF!! I see dogs eating crap from the dumpster all the time, I never see them seperate the chicken from the beef, And my dog is from the southside, This is not one of those dogs you see in some ladys purse in Alamo hieghts, This dog was born 5 miles off Military dr , I thought those dogs could eat anything.

If Chciken bones are bad, then what about my bar stools they are half gone already,


hahahahaha, thats fucking funny :lol

so you mean your dog did not cost hundreds or thousands of dollars? heh

[SpursWoman]

This is not one of those dogs you see in some ladys purse in Alamo hieghts, This dog was born 5 miles off Military Dr.


Hey....I live in Alamo Heights and we bought our dog for $20 off the old lady down the street. :spin


He's gone now....maybe I should have kept him in my purse. :depressed

[polandprzem]

Give the dog a water

And yes do not give her any of these tiny bones

[JoeChalupa]

Does she still have all that hyper energy?

Call Purina One for a free sample bag of dog food.

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

Give the dog a water



Bark! Bark! motherfucker!!

[Shelly]

Do I look like Jim50? Hell I was trying to sell stuff I found in the dumpster to pay for food, and my NBA Fantasy team, I can't get a loan from Jim50, Thanks to Duff my dog might die :depressed


Damn! Good going, Duff!

[NameDropper]

I've heard the Dog Whisperer can work wonders with dogs.

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Maybe he can unclog your dog.

[Shelly]

I think you need to consult with this lady and ask her when your dog will take a dump.

http://www.sonyafitzpatrick.com/readingsLink.aspx

Sonya Fitzpatrick, the most famous Animal Communicator, is doing a limited number of Private Phone Readings.

[Vashner]

How long has it been since last dumpage?

[CosmicCowboy]

wait another week and you will be able to pop him like a zit...

[mouse]

How long has it been since last dumpage?

Rasho was a Starter,

[Aunt Jemima]

a spoon full of my famous maple surrup will do.

[SWC Bonfire]

Will all the things you're feeding him, Mouse, that dog is going to extrude poop like a playdough factory in a few days.:lol

[mugatu]

^ :lmao

[xrayzebra]

U gonna have to put on a glove and use a lot of lubricant. Hey, he might enjoy it


Heck Mouse may enjoy it..... :lol

[Victor Newman]

Heck Mouse may enjoy it..... :lol

I have to hand it to you that was funny.

[Vashner]

It's mouses version of a garbage disposal unit.

[mouse]

Unlike others who ask for help at this website and never give you an update?

My dog took a good healty 5lb crap yesterday, and I saw a laffy taffy wrapper, I guess it got into the Hallowen candy, now she is crapping every hour :wow

[Shelly]

Perhaps your dog and Batman shared the same meal?

[mouse]

Perhaps your dog and Batman shared the same meal?

Only his girlfriend knows for sure
:smokin

[CosmicCowboy]

Guess who the next guest star on Animal Planets "Animal Cops-San Antonio" is going to be?...:lol

[mouse]

Guess who the next guest star on Animal Planets "Animal Cops-San Antonio" is going to be?...:lol


My ex wife :lmao

[Kori Ellis]

My dog took a good healty 5lb crap yesterday,

Did you weigh it?

[mouse]

Did you weigh it?


Yes but I am not sure if it was correct, it was a Shitty scale :lmao