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MultiTroll
04-13-2016, 12:06 AM
While a steaming pile in a bag seems the choice of many and most appropriate, what about you?

DMC
04-13-2016, 12:18 AM
14"er

Clipper Nation
04-13-2016, 12:34 AM
http://i.imgur.com/PMlHfic.png

Spurtacular
04-13-2016, 12:43 AM
'One Free Rape' Card.

Kidd K
04-13-2016, 02:15 AM
A tired old shit bag.

Twisted_Dawg
04-13-2016, 05:51 AM
Big thick Latina with a monster bubble ass

Gummi Clutch
04-13-2016, 05:52 AM
something other than that piece of trash he put a ring on.

Old School 44
04-13-2016, 08:02 AM
An autographed pair of Tim Duncan's Adidas.

MultiTroll
04-13-2016, 09:49 AM
An autographed pair of Tim Duncan's Adidas.
:lol

MultiTroll
04-13-2016, 09:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/PMlHfic.png
Had to look it up. Colostomy bags.
Nice.

Koolaid_Man
04-13-2016, 10:10 AM
14"er


According to his accuser...per her friends....that bitch went bragging at a party that his dick was 14 inches...so apparently he has one already....but I tell you what...add to your own personal collection and buy it as an additional treat for your own hog ass...:lol

MultiTroll
04-13-2016, 02:51 PM
Is there a waste management company or bio hazard company that could collect our dumps as a group, giftwrap and deliver to Kobees Staples Show tonight?

SpursforSix
04-13-2016, 02:53 PM
lifetime supply of tampons

whitemamba
04-13-2016, 02:57 PM
hes already givin you faggots 4-2 how greedy can u be

lefty20
04-13-2016, 03:03 PM
A nice golden brick, to celebrate a record that will likely last forever. Alas, the brick King shall be missed by all rebounders everywhere.

MultiTroll
04-13-2016, 03:09 PM
A nice golden brick, to celebrate a record that will likely last forever. Alas, the brick King shall be missed by all rebounders everywhere.
Ya right on.
I wonder how many NBA players on either team had a bonus if they reached X number of rebounds per season. How thankful to Kirby they could be.

DMC
04-13-2016, 04:08 PM
According to his accuser...per her friends....that bitch went bragging at a party that his dick was 14 inches...so apparently he has one already....but I tell you what...add to your own personal collection and buy it as an additional treat for your own hog ass...:lol

I bet that sounded a lot cuter when it was bouncing around in that monkey skull of yours.

SpursforSix
04-13-2016, 04:09 PM
According to his accuser...per her friends....that bitch went bragging at a party that his dick was 14 inches...so apparently he has one already....but I tell you what...add to your own personal collection and buy it as an additional treat for your own hog ass...:lol


yeah...what a mess

marinoman
04-13-2016, 04:18 PM
Duct tape, I'm sure he'll need a lot more than ever now that he has all that free time

MultiTroll
12-09-2021, 10:17 AM
An autographed pair of Tim Duncan's Adidas.

DMC
12-17-2021, 05:50 PM
https://www.omahas.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/p-26980-ava517_reserve_parachute_pack__3_.jpg

Millennial_Messiah
12-17-2021, 09:19 PM
72 virgins.