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midnightpulp
04-16-2016, 11:14 PM
Get your revenge, Kawhi :toast

No mercy. Total devastation. I want Timmy vs. Kenyon Martin Game 6 type of shit.

apalisoc_9
04-16-2016, 11:16 PM
One of the least interesting first round matchups in spurs history. Has to be in the top 5 of easiet and least interesting in the last 15 years.

dabom
04-16-2016, 11:17 PM
I bumped the other thread brah. What do you think about Curry wearing down?

LakerHater
04-16-2016, 11:19 PM
Any enemy of Fisher is a friend of mine!

Robz4000
04-16-2016, 11:19 PM
One of the least interesting first round matchups in spurs history. Has to be in the top 5 of easiet and least interesting in the last 15 years.

Would be classic new-age Spurs decorum to have the series go 6-7 though.

midnightpulp
04-16-2016, 11:21 PM
I bumped the other thread brah. What do you think about Curry wearing down?

Here's hoping. The Midnightpulp gambling curse has a great success rate :toast

Ask FKLA and Spurraider how much I've shipped him over the years betting against the Spurs :lol

dabom
04-16-2016, 11:23 PM
Here's hoping. The Midnightpulp gambling curse has a great success rate :toast

Ask FKLA and Spurraider how much I've shipped him over the years betting against the Spurs :lol

Let's hope it holds. :claw

apalisoc_9
04-16-2016, 11:26 PM
Would be classic new-age Spurs decorum to have the series go 6-7 though.

Nah. I think the loses to end the season will serve them well. They will get it done in 5 or less. Hopefully, Dallas comes back and wins their series (5% chance) so the spurs can have two easy warm up series.

Unrelated, but I'm hoping the curry injury is lingering. Would be huge for LA.

Mugen
04-16-2016, 11:31 PM
The Klaw Remembers.

apalisoc_9
04-16-2016, 11:36 PM
Matt Barnes thread...

Gives you an idea of how boring this series is for the non spurs fans even for spurs fans...feels like fucking.practice.

tmtcsc
04-16-2016, 11:38 PM
Someone put Matt Barnes' head on this pike:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/wingsoffire/images/0/0d/Pike.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150307165928

apalisoc_9
04-16-2016, 11:40 PM
Someone put Matt Barnes' head on this pike:

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/wingsoffire/images/0/0d/Pike.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150307165928

Cant wait to catch those motherfuckers a few weeks from now. They taste good tbh

gambit1990
04-16-2016, 11:54 PM
not thread worthy.

spursistan
04-16-2016, 11:57 PM
We talked too much about "The Committe", "3rd Option Parker", LMA and such, but these playoffs are frankly about Kawhi...this is the first post-season in which he is the undisputed best player on the team by quite margin..he is expected "to carry us" and attain a different level of stardom in these playoffs..

let it be known to him that if this team is playing a game 7 or close out 6 at home, fuckin' 40 yo Tim Duncan isn't putting 27/11 to take us home..we are toast if Kawhi is going to come up with Derozan-esque 4-17 when we call his number.

SpurPadre
04-17-2016, 12:02 AM
Any enemy of Fisher is a friend of mine!

TP: "But Fisher did nothing wrong."

Clipper Nation
04-17-2016, 12:09 AM
Is Porker gonna outplay his own backup or nah?

dabom
04-17-2016, 12:12 AM
Is Porker gonna outplay his own backup or nah?
:lol

Spurtacular
04-17-2016, 12:44 AM
One of the least interesting first round matchups in spurs history. Has to be in the top 5 of easiet and least interesting in the last 15 years.

Itt ha ta bee

100%duncan
04-17-2016, 12:53 AM
One of the least interesting first round matchups in spurs history. Has to be in the top 5 of easiet and least interesting in the last 15 years.

tbh. WOuld be embarrassing if we wont sweep

Kikoluna
04-17-2016, 12:53 AM
Would love barnes as a spur tbh. He is a tough dude. For all that David west is tough talk, haven't seen dwest really foul curry. Barnes has.

Robz4000
04-17-2016, 01:18 AM
Is Porker gonna outplay his own backup or nah?

Prolly, but only because his own backup is playing the worst basketball of his career.

spurs10
04-17-2016, 02:35 AM
Any enemy of Fisher is a friend of mine! :lol

hooperflash
04-17-2016, 05:07 AM
Cant wait to catch those motherfuckers a few weeks from now. They taste good tbh

Are you pescetarian?

hater
04-17-2016, 07:01 AM
Lets pray Barnes doesn't put kiwi in the ER. Dudes a beast. Would love to see.him in a spurs uni

hooperflash
04-17-2016, 07:03 AM
Lets pray Barnes doesn't put kiwi in the ER. Dudes a beast. Would love to see.him in a spurs uni

And wear the Golden God's number? I don't know about that, tbh.

tholdren
04-17-2016, 08:29 AM
I like Matt Barnes. Would rather have him than green. He brings physical play to a league full of criers

thispego
04-17-2016, 08:34 AM
One of the least interesting first round matchups in spurs history. Has to be in the top 5 of easiet and least interesting in the last 15 years.

But you've only been a spur fan for (almost)5 years?

LaMarcus Bryant
04-17-2016, 10:46 AM
FUCK THAT NIGGA KAWHI BETTER GO ON DRY ON HIM

jon123spurs
04-17-2016, 12:14 PM
Tom Orsborn (@tom_orsborn) tweeted at 0:12 PM on Sun, Apr 17, 2016:
Grizzlies' Matt Barnes on Kawhi Leonard: "He's a friend of mine, someone I hang out with in the summer." #Spurs
(https://twitter.com/tom_orsborn/status/721748246268227585?s=03)

TheGreatYacht
04-17-2016, 12:17 PM
Lets pray Barnes doesn't put kiwi in the ER. Dudes a beast. Would love to see.him in a spurs uni
Kahwi better start clinching!!

TheGreatYacht
04-17-2016, 12:18 PM
I like Matt Barnes. Would rather have him than Kahwi. He brings physical play to a league full of criers
FIFY

K...
04-17-2016, 12:20 PM
Tom Orsborn (@tom_orsborn) tweeted at 0:12 PM on Sun, Apr 17, 2016:
Grizzlies' Matt Barnes on Kawhi Leonard: "He's a friend of mine, someone I hang out with in the summer." #Spurs
(https://twitter.com/tom_orsborn/status/721748246268227585?s=03)

Stockholm syndrome

loveforthegame
04-17-2016, 09:17 PM
:(

DarrinS
04-17-2016, 09:19 PM
:lol

Silver&Black
04-17-2016, 09:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/U7Bndkn.png

vs.

http://i.imgur.com/uzlf3vM.png


Not really a fair fight.

SupremeGuy
04-17-2016, 09:23 PM
Cat crew :lmao

DarrinS
04-17-2016, 09:24 PM
Meow

midnightpulp
04-17-2016, 09:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/U7Bndkn.png

vs.

http://i.imgur.com/uzlf3vM.png


Not really a fair fight.

Exactly what I wanted :tu

dabom
04-17-2016, 09:26 PM
Cat crew :lmao


Meow

spurraider21
04-17-2016, 09:27 PM
:lmao hater

Spurtacular
04-17-2016, 09:27 PM
One of the least interesting first round matchups in spurs history. Has to be in the top 5 of easiet and least interesting in the last 15 years.

Says the guy permanently suckling Kawhi's sac.

Spurtacular
04-17-2016, 09:28 PM
Exactly what I wanted :tu

Barnes not so tough when he's not the fifth option.

SAGirl
04-17-2016, 11:12 PM
We talked too much about "The Committe", "3rd Option Parker", LMA and such, but these playoffs are frankly about Kawhi...this is the first post-season in which he is the undisputed best player on the team by quite margin..he is expected "to carry us" and attain a different level of stardom in these playoffs..

let it be known to him that if this team is playing a game 7 or close out 6 at home, fuckin' 40 yo Tim Duncan isn't putting 27/11 to take us home..we are toast if Kawhi is going to come up with Derozan-esque 4-17 when we call his number.
Good point.
I truly expect he will show up.

DMC
04-17-2016, 11:18 PM
Says the guy permanently suckling Kawhi's sac.
If you're going to suckle sac, at least make it a sac that matters.

Spurtacular
04-18-2016, 12:10 AM
N/M

Clipper Nation
04-18-2016, 12:11 AM
Says the guy permanently suckling Kawhi's sac.

:lol Says Jimmer Fredette's poolboy.

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 12:14 AM
not thread worthy.
can mods put a limit on how many threads mid can start a month?

Spurtacular
04-18-2016, 12:29 AM
can mods put a limit on how many threads mid can start a month?

Put a sock in it.

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 12:39 AM
Put a sock in it.
aren't you that poster who couldn't get jimmer fredette's dick out your mouth? :lmao

midnightpulp
04-18-2016, 12:52 AM
can mods put a limit on how many threads mid can start a month?

Who are you and why are you salty?

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 12:54 AM
Who are you and why are you salty?
not salty, tired of shit takes (not just from you) and shit threads (not just from you).

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 12:55 AM
'i want kawhi to do good against a certain player, let me make a thread about it.'

midnightpulp
04-18-2016, 12:59 AM
'i want kawhi to do good against a certain player, let me make a thread about it.'

As opposed to, "Patty Mills is good in the playoffs. Let me make a thread about it."

I know you didn't make that thread (if you did no one would probably read it :lol) but let's not act like your compatriots are constantly starting 10/10 threads.

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 01:06 AM
As opposed to, "Patty Mills is good in the playoffs. Let me make a thread about it."

I know you didn't make that thread (if you did no one would probably read it :lol) but let's not act like your compatriots are constantly starting 10/10 threads.
my "compatriots" :lol way to totally deflect.

dabom made a thread about patty while he was struggling and made a prediction. this shitty thread is you just saying you want kawhi to play good against someone. you honestly couldn't have posted that in the game thread?

Spurtacular
04-18-2016, 01:11 AM
my "compatriots" :lol way to totally deflect.

dabom made a thread about patty while he was struggling and made a prediction. this shitty thread is you just saying you want kawhi to play good against someone. you honestly couldn't have posted that in the game thread?

Go back under your bridge.

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 01:21 AM
Go back under your bridge.
http://i.imgur.com/k6Nb0.gif

if anyone is curious as to how much of a joke spurtacular is:
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=251276

midnightpulp
04-18-2016, 01:26 AM
my "compatriots" :lol way to totally deflect.

dabom made a thread about patty while he was struggling and made a prediction. this shitty thread is you just saying you want kawhi to play good against someone. you honestly couldn't have posted that in the game thread?

:lol Semen shielding for Dabom.

But keep using this thread to come at me because you didn't like my Parker takes. That's what this is all about.

"I-I-have to call out anyone who dare supported Parker! :cry"

You even bumped that StartPaddyKrew thread to tell us about Patty's exceptional garbage time performance relative to Parker's. Talk about wasting bandwidth with shit takes.

Spurtacular
04-18-2016, 01:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/k6Nb0.gif

if anyone is curious as to how much of a joke spurtacular is:
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=251276

Nobody's curious about you being krew alt. I ain't mad; just telling you to STFU.

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 01:33 AM
:lol Semen shielding for Dabom.

But keep using this thread to come at me because you didn't like my Parker takes. That's what this is all about.

"I-I-have to call out anyone who dare supported Parker! :cry"

You even bumped that StartPaddyKrew thread to tell us about Patty's exceptional garbage time performance relative to Parker's. Talk about wasting bandwidth with shit takes.
you made a thread saying you want player a to play good against player b.

you're comparing that to me bumping a thread in which i stated stats.

and no, i'm not using this because your parker takes, i'm using this because it's a shit thread.

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 01:34 AM
Nobody's curious about you being krew alt. I ain't mad; just telling you to STFU.
i'm not an alt. with your shit takes... i bet you wish you were an alt.

dabom
04-18-2016, 01:34 AM
my "compatriots" :lol way to totally deflect.

dabom made a thread about patty while he was struggling and made a prediction. this shitty thread is you just saying you want kawhi to play good against someone. you honestly couldn't have posted that in the game thread?

:wow

dabom
04-18-2016, 01:36 AM
not salty, tired of shit takes (not just from you) and shit threads (not just from you).

:lmao

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 01:39 AM
can't wait for mid's next great thread: "i want kevin durant's head on a pike."

dabom
04-18-2016, 01:41 AM
:lmao

dabom
04-18-2016, 01:42 AM
Gambit taking mid's soul right now. :wow

midnightpulp
04-18-2016, 01:43 AM
you made a thread saying you want player a to play good against player b.

you're comparing that to me bumping a thread in which i stated stats.

and no, i'm not using this because your parker takes, i'm using this because it's a shit thread.

Why is a garbage time performance worth bumping?

This premise of this thread was highly more interesting than mentioning the fact Patty outplayed some guy named Mumford in garbage time. Reason being because of the history between Matt Barnes and Kawhi, which has become something of a running joke.

Yeah, it has everything to do with my Parker support. You have a irrational hate toward him and go at anyone suggesting he should be a key part of this upcoming playoff run.

midnightpulp
04-18-2016, 01:46 AM
can't wait for mid's next great thread: "i want kevin durant's head on a pike."

You obviously can't considering how much you posted in this thread already :lol

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 01:50 AM
This premise of this thread was highly more interesting than mentioning the fact Patty outplayed some guy named Mumford in garbage time.
how about mentioning that parker outplayed farmar? what a feat.


You have a irrational hate toward him and go at anyone suggesting he should be a key part of this upcoming playoff run.

tbh, bottom line is parker is gonna have to step it up big time for us to have a chance.
mid's ignorance is showing.

midnightpulp
04-18-2016, 01:56 AM
how about mentioning that parker outplayed farmar? what a feat.



mid's ignorance is showing.

Then why aren't you celebrating that fact (Parker stepping up) tonight?

Instead, you bumped the Patty thread to tell us how much better he was than Parker tonight. But it was an intellectually dishonest take because you forgot to mention the fact that 13 of Patty's 15 points came when the Spurs were already up 20. And 6 of those points came when the Spurs were up 30. If Parker got his numbers in that context, you and the Krew would be shitting on it. But Patty House does it, and it's "MVPatty!"

I honestly don't give a shit who outplays who in that little contest, but only a frothing at the mouth Parker hater (or Patty lover) would think Patty outplayed Parker.

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 02:00 AM
Instead, you bumped the Patty thread to tell us how much better he was than Parker tonight.
this is what i posted:

patty scored the same amount of points as parker. on two less shots. mills had three more rebounds. parker had four more assists but also had three more turnovers. patty had two more steals and one less foul.
nothing subjective, just facts.

dabom
04-18-2016, 02:01 AM
this is what i posted:

nothing subjective, just facts.

:wow

midnightpulp
04-18-2016, 02:08 AM
this is what i posted:

nothing subjective, just facts.

Boban is 3rd most impactful player in the league per one of the best metrics out there.

Nothing subjective, just facts.

Anyhow, I know what you were implying, and your implication is/was retarded.

gambit1990
04-18-2016, 02:13 AM
mid melting down :lol "i know what you were implying :madrun i have good takes and only make good threads :cry"

bringing up patty, and then parker, and then boban :lmao

i'm giving you shit cause your shit thread. plain and simple. take another L tbh. you should be used to that by now.

midnightpulp
04-18-2016, 02:24 AM
mid melting down :lol "i know what you were implying :madrun i have good takes and only make good threads :cry"

bringing up patty, and then parker, and then boban :lmao

i'm giving you shit cause your shit thread. plain and simple. take another L tbh. you should be used to that by now.

:lol Deflecting with "You're melting down!" because you know your Patty take and the logic behind that take was shit.

Spurtacular
04-18-2016, 11:49 AM
i'm not an alt. with your shit takes... i bet you wish you were an alt.

You're pond scum.

K...
04-18-2016, 12:29 PM
So good to know gambit1990 , is a Mat Barnes fan. "Plz don't insult my hero"'. The grizzly fans need more support.

K...
04-18-2016, 12:31 PM
I posted in another thread a hot take: Matt Barnes didn't stop kawhi, Kawhi stopped himself by feeling the pressure. Matt Barnes gets credit for his mind games. Obv the Mat Barnes mind games didn't work in game one. Probably won't work ever again.

NameLess Scrub
04-18-2016, 02:17 PM
Tom Orsborn (@tom_orsborn) tweeted at 0:12 PM on Sun, Apr 17, 2016:
Grizzlies' Matt Barnes on Kawhi Leonard: "He's a friend of mine, someone I hang out with in the summer." #Spurs
(https://twitter.com/tom_orsborn/status/721748246268227585?s=03)


This for real? I was going to say Kawhi please don't kill this guy on the court, he might break something.

gambit1990
04-19-2016, 11:25 PM
:lol Deflecting with "You're melting down!" because you know your Patty take and the logic behind that take was shit.
what patty take did i have that was shit?