How perfect is Kobe's final commercial?

[Thebesteva]

:lol I gotta hand it to this dude...he left in fucking style.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYz0I5dE_A

[djohn2oo8]

Yet a few months ago you said you couldn't stand him :lol

[Thebesteva]

Yet a few months ago you said you couldn't stand him :lol

I can't stand who he was the last few years but I'm in sentimental mode :'(

[BD24]

:lol I gotta hand it to this dude...he left in fucking style.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYz0I5dE_A
The chinks in the video booing him is on some bullshit though. He is like fucking jesus over there, he could fuck their wives and they would still worship the ground he walks on.

[marinoman]

That commercial sux, the Apple TV one is good though

[Thebesteva]

The chinks in the video booing him is on some bullshit though. He is like fucking jesus over there, he could fuck their wives and they would still worship the ground he walks on.


Was thinking the same exact thing

[313]

:lol I gotta hand it to this dude...he left in fucking style.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYz0I5dE_Awhy would Pistons fans hate him? :lol

[Arcadian]

He wasn't even conducting properly, tbh.

[will_spurs]

Couldn't even watch it till the end :vomit:

[Killakobe81]

why would Pistons fans hate him? :lol

Thought that was a weird choice over suns, spurs or even Mavs fan ...

[Killakobe81]

He wasn't even conducting properly, tbh.

:lol Seriously? I dont think they were going for realism or accuracy unless you think a game will stop to put a spotlight on Kobe, with players and the fans serenading hate with Phil Jackson and his girlfriend rolling out a piano is all realistic. :wakeup

But you did get the point of the commercial, right? :lol

[DMC]

Kobe hasn't been an issue in 4 years. Pretending he has is just marketing gaslighting and you cucks buy the shit out of it.

[Brazil]

:lol pity commercial tbh

[313]

Tim should've been a Nike athlete tbh

[BD24]

BTW the Kobe you Suck chants at the beginning of the commercial would have been Rapist chants in real life. I am sure Nike didn't want to include that shit in their commercial though :lol

[Arcadian]

:lol Seriously? I dont think they were going for realism or accuracy unless you think a game will stop to put a spotlight on Kobe, with players and the fans serenading hate with Phil Jackson and his girlfriend rolling out a piano is all realistic. :wakeup

But you did get the point of the commercial, right? :lol

It's super easy to conduct 4/4 time. Somebody could have taken 10 seconds to explain it to him.

[Koolaid_Man]

Tim should've been a Nike athlete tbh


Tammy not being in the commercial with a rainbow t-shirt on was dissappointing tbh

[daslicer]

why would Pistons fans hate him? :lol

Also Knick fans hating Kobe wouldn't make any sense either.

[Spurtacular]

I thought the commercial was generic and gay. That's "perfect" for Kobe. Good OP.

[DPG21920]

Thought that was a weird choice over suns, spurs or even Mavs fan ...

Maybe that shows you Laker fan bias on this board. Spurs aren't even close to being haters. That's why you don't see them. We are generally a smart fan base compared to most. We speak truth (and stay off other people's boards).

[DPG21920]

But I will say it again; Kobe is an incredible marketer. Well spoken, obviously very smart and plays the part well. He lies a lot and manipulates fans/media, but he is fantastic at the off the court stuff.