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KEDA
09-29-2005, 09:24 PM
Since everyone else has started a thread about "greatest so and so movie" I figured Id go ahead and start with this one.


Real films only, internet porn dosent count (sorry GIG)


Ill start with the classic


Deap Throat.

Marklar MM
09-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Debbie Does Dallas

and anything involving a horse and a goat at the same time.

hussker
09-29-2005, 09:25 PM
The Devil in Miss Jones

TheTruth
09-29-2005, 09:31 PM
Forrest Hump

midgetonadonkey
09-29-2005, 09:35 PM
Who watches the whole film? I go scene by scene.

TheTruth
09-29-2005, 09:38 PM
What is the longest you've ever watched a porn in one sitting????

Marklar MM
09-29-2005, 09:41 PM
Man. I feel like listening to the Ballad of Chasey Lain, by the Bloodhound Gang.

"P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties"

atlfan25
09-29-2005, 09:41 PM
DDchick/spursfandan/thedude/etc... votes for gig

SpursWoman
09-29-2005, 09:43 PM
Who watches the whole film? I go scene by scene.




One of those 4 hour ones can still be *new* 3 months later. :lmao

TheTruth
09-29-2005, 09:46 PM
DDchick/spursfandan/thedude/etc... votes for gig
Fucking fabulous. Laugh? Yes...Yes I did..

KEDA
09-29-2005, 09:47 PM
What is the longest you've ever watched a porn in one sitting????
20 mabye 30






























































seconds :lol

mavsfan1000
09-29-2005, 09:50 PM
Anything with Jenna Haze.

Marklar MM
09-29-2005, 09:53 PM
Anything with Jenna Haze.

You can get a better girl than her. I can find guys that are better than her, and I can't stand lookin at guys.

Clandestino
09-29-2005, 09:54 PM
don't remember the name, but john holmes is a navy dude...his ship is blown up and he washes ashore an island.. it is guarded by 2 german women and 1 german fat dude... oh yeah, and some japanese woman is also a guard..anyway, the fat dude makes homes fuck these hot ass german women and he then falls in love with the japanese guard! haha..

Horry For 3!
09-29-2005, 09:59 PM
Deep Throat....I saw that movie, it sucked :lol

Horry For 3!
09-29-2005, 10:00 PM
Jenna Loves Rocco

TheTruth
09-29-2005, 10:05 PM
This thread is worthless without nude pics.

Clandestino
09-29-2005, 10:07 PM
what sucks about that porn film i told you about..was my gf found it( we were in high school at the time) and she threw it away... i didn't know about it until i was looking for it one day...errr...night..

anyway, she tells me a few days later if i noticed my pornos were gone.. bitch threw them all out! i could've killed her

mavsfan1000
09-29-2005, 10:10 PM
You can get a better girl than her. I can find guys that are better than her, and I can't stand lookin at guys.
You probably like the heavier women. Jenna is very hot. There might be better out there but I show some pics and I will answer to it.

Horry For 3!
09-29-2005, 10:10 PM
don't remember the name, but john holmes is a navy dude...his ship is blown up and he washes ashore an island.. it is guarded by 2 german women and 1 german fat dude... oh yeah, and some japanese woman is also a guard..anyway, the fat dude makes homes fuck these hot ass german women and he then falls in love with the japanese guard! haha..
Never heard of it. I don't think I have ever seen a John Holmes movie.

Summers
09-29-2005, 10:21 PM
Never saw it, but the best title I ever heard was Titty Titty Gang Bang.


This thread is worthless without nude pics.

My husband photo-shopped Tim Duncan's head on a naked girl's body just for me if you'd like to see it.

Horry For 3!
09-29-2005, 10:33 PM
Never saw it, but the best title I ever heard was Titty Titty Gang Bang.



My husband photo-shopped Tim Duncan's head on a naked girl's body just for me if you'd like to see it.
You should be in the movie called.....Hand Job Girl :p

midgetonadonkey
09-29-2005, 10:37 PM
I like pornos that have generic names. They are called like "Teenage Cum Swallowing Anal Whores part 3." Those are the best. God bless heroin addicted teens willing to do anything, including anal fisting, on tape for money. Gold bless them.

Summers
09-29-2005, 10:39 PM
You should be in the movie called.....Hand Job Girl :p

How do you know I wasn't?

Horry For 3!
09-29-2005, 10:41 PM
How do you know I wasn't?
:wow You made a homemade video called Hand Job Girl :lol

Summers
09-29-2005, 10:46 PM
:wow You made a homemade video called Hand Job Girl :lol

The world may never know.


I like pornos that have generic names. They are called like "Teenage Cum Swallowing Anal Whores part 3." Those are the best. God bless heroin addicted teens willing to do anything, including anal fisting, on tape for money. Gold bless them.

:vomit People actually watch those?

Horry For 3!
09-29-2005, 10:49 PM
The world may never know.

I shall know ;) you will eventually post it and I will read it lol

Summers
09-29-2005, 10:55 PM
I shall know ;) you will eventually post it and I will read it lol

:lol

Horry For 3!
09-29-2005, 10:57 PM
:lol
You know it is the truth :lol

Clandestino
09-29-2005, 10:58 PM
i liked dirty debutantes 34! haha.. those were cool!

midgetonadonkey
09-29-2005, 11:03 PM
i liked dirty debutantes 34! haha.. those were cool!

I fucked my first married chick while dirty debutantes 4 was on.

Clandestino
09-29-2005, 11:04 PM
now, those are cool movies! dirty debutantes..original first time porn shit!

TDMVPDPOY
09-29-2005, 11:19 PM
sex boat was very good, 2 guys sneak on board a ship thats holdind a womens sex convention only and they fuck all of them, then pirates raid the ship lock them up, fucks sum girls and the ships crew, then the 2 guys fuck the chick gaurds, freeing themselves to save ship from the pirates, then they have a major gangbang at the end.

california girls, thats pretty old, but it had sum nasty hot lookin chicks fuckin left right n center :D:D:D

David Bowie
09-29-2005, 11:43 PM
I saw deep throat in the movie theater.

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

There was also a banana fellecio contest before the movie and a dude beat all the chicks :lol

Obstructed_View
10-01-2005, 12:08 AM
Greatest porno title ever: Ejacula.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-02-2005, 09:41 PM
Greatest porno title ever: Ejacula.

Au Contraire...

I was checking NFOrce looking to see if any news had come down on a possible fix or new release of NBA Live '06 (it won't load off the HD) and saw on the front page of the site what has to be the best name of a porno ever.

White Butts Drippin' Chocolate Nuts 5 (http://www.nforce.nl/nfos/shownfoblack.php?nfoid=95352)

And what makes it classic is not just the chocolate nuts on white butts, it's the fact that there were four previous versions.

E20
10-03-2005, 01:04 AM
The little penis that could.

Vashner
10-03-2005, 02:03 AM
I remember back in the day... when people had the 10 foot dishes..

Hahha I still have my 10 footer all rusted out on my property.. but it's been turned off for 13 years...